Tyrone Mings

[Ads]

If I can up sticks and move somewhere else, then so can his missus.

Bloody small minded folk. This is England, only the accents change and the tap water.

[Jon Crofts]

If she wants seaside Borth isn’t that far away.

[Chap]

There's a beach under Spaghetti junction by the river, that should be fine.

[hilts_coolerking]

I'm delighted to announce that this thread has been awarded the Glenn Peen Memorial Cup for Queasy Humour.

[eamonn]

Is that you Jon?

Don’t drag me into this you pair of massive fannies.

I thought he meant Mr Blackwel, him wot woz married to Can I Play Daddy.

[Risso]

Is that you Jon?

Don’t drag me into this you pair of massive fannies.

I thought he meant Mr Blackwel, him wot woz married to Can I Play Daddy.

Who were also very obviously, one and the same person.

[wittonwarrior]

Signing this colossal is no joke we need him - a modern day GOD

[brian green]

Perhaps as part of his contract we could throw in the freehold of Brean Sands.  Re name it Sandbanks West.  Dippy Sandra is very happy at Sandbanks South.

[eamonn]

Is that you Jon?

Don’t drag me into this you pair of massive fannies.

I thought he meant Mr Blackwel, him wot woz married to Can I Play Daddy.

Who were also very obviously, one and the same person.

Obviously. He was attempting to break the fixed quota of H&V female posters in the most scurrilous way.

[cheltenhamlion]

Perhaps as part of his contract we could throw in the freehold of Brean Sands.  Re name it Sandbanks West.  Dippy Sandra is very happy at Sandbanks South.

Pontins would be open to an offer!

[darren woolley]

If he signs for us I will personally bring a load of sand put it in his back garden get a donkey and wear a kiss me quick hat while selling sticks of rock if that will make things better.

[Risso]

Things I'm very impatient for:

1) Tyrone Mings to sign
2) Tyrone Mings to sign
3) Tyrone Mings to sign
4) Tyrone Mings to sign
5) Tickets to be available again

[spartacuss]

To the tune of Bo Diddley's "Bring it to Jerome",  we need an incessant chorus of "Sign with us Tyrone".

[Dazvillain]

With what I’ve heard from the south coast , it’s very likely he’ll stay there somewhere. It may make sense that why we’re being linked to dunk, leaving Tyrone for Brighton .

That all makes sense but I really hope it’s bollocks

[paul_e]

There's a photo doing the rounds on twitter of a guy who met him this morning, when he asked him coming to Villa the answer was that he's trying to sort it out. I think he really does want to come to us and will be as upset as we are if it doesn't work out.