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Author Topic: Tyrone Mings - signed permanently and confirmed as even more awesome  (Read 262272 times)

Offline Ads

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Re: Tyrone Mings (confirmed as awesome)
« Reply #1305 on: June 11, 2019, 09:03:34 PM »
If I can up sticks and move somewhere else, then so can his missus.

Bloody small minded folk. This is England, only the accents change and the tap water.

Offline Jon Crofts

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Re: Tyrone Mings (confirmed as awesome)
« Reply #1306 on: June 11, 2019, 09:08:29 PM »
If she wants seaside Borth isnít that far away.

Offline Chap

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Re: Tyrone Mings (confirmed as awesome)
« Reply #1307 on: June 11, 2019, 09:10:37 PM »
There's a beach under Spaghetti junction by the river, that should be fine.

Offline hilts_coolerking

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Re: Tyrone Mings (confirmed as awesome)
« Reply #1308 on: June 11, 2019, 09:12:15 PM »
I'm delighted to announce that this thread has been awarded the Glenn Peen Memorial Cup for Queasy Humour.

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Re: Tyrone Mings (confirmed as awesome)
« Reply #1309 on: June 11, 2019, 09:36:37 PM »
Is that you Jon?

Donít drag me into this you pair of massive fannies.

I thought he meant Mr Blackwel, him wot woz married to Can I Play Daddy.

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Re: Tyrone Mings (confirmed as awesome)
« Reply #1310 on: June 11, 2019, 10:56:04 PM »
Is that you Jon?

Donít drag me into this you pair of massive fannies.

I thought he meant Mr Blackwel, him wot woz married to Can I Play Daddy.

Who were also very obviously, one and the same person.

Offline wittonwarrior

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Re: Tyrone Mings (confirmed as awesome)
« Reply #1311 on: June 12, 2019, 05:16:22 AM »
Signing this colossal is no joke we need him - a modern day GOD

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Re: Tyrone Mings (confirmed as awesome)
« Reply #1312 on: June 12, 2019, 07:27:29 AM »
Perhaps as part of his contract we could throw in the freehold of Brean Sands.  Re name it Sandbanks West.  Dippy Sandra is very happy at Sandbanks South.

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Re: Tyrone Mings (confirmed as awesome)
« Reply #1313 on: June 12, 2019, 08:48:21 AM »
Is that you Jon?

Donít drag me into this you pair of massive fannies.

I thought he meant Mr Blackwel, him wot woz married to Can I Play Daddy.

Who were also very obviously, one and the same person.

Obviously. He was attempting to break the fixed quota of H&V female posters in the most scurrilous way.

Offline cheltenhamlion

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Re: Tyrone Mings (confirmed as awesome)
« Reply #1314 on: June 12, 2019, 08:49:53 AM »
Perhaps as part of his contract we could throw in the freehold of Brean Sands.  Re name it Sandbanks West.  Dippy Sandra is very happy at Sandbanks South.

Pontins would be open to an offer!

Offline darren woolley

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Re: Tyrone Mings (confirmed as awesome)
« Reply #1315 on: June 14, 2019, 11:33:38 AM »
If he signs for us I will personally bring a load of sand put it in his back garden get a donkey and wear a kiss me quick hat while selling sticks of rock if that will make things better.

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Re: Tyrone Mings (confirmed as awesome)
« Reply #1316 on: June 14, 2019, 11:37:10 AM »
Things I'm very impatient for:

1) Tyrone Mings to sign
2) Tyrone Mings to sign
3) Tyrone Mings to sign
4) Tyrone Mings to sign
5) Tickets to be available again

Offline spartacuss

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Re: Tyrone Mings (confirmed as awesome)
« Reply #1317 on: June 14, 2019, 12:48:12 PM »
To the tune of Bo Diddley's "Bring it to Jerome",  we need an incessant chorus of "Sign with us Tyrone".

Offline Dazvillain

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Re: Tyrone Mings (confirmed as awesome)
« Reply #1318 on: June 14, 2019, 01:12:35 PM »
With what Iíve heard from the south coast , itís very likely heíll stay there somewhere. It may make sense that why weíre being linked to dunk, leaving Tyrone for Brighton .

That all makes sense but I really hope itís bollocks

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Re: Tyrone Mings (confirmed as awesome)
« Reply #1319 on: June 14, 2019, 01:42:31 PM »
There's a photo doing the rounds on twitter of a guy who met him this morning, when he asked him coming to Villa the answer was that he's trying to sort it out. I think he really does want to come to us and will be as upset as we are if it doesn't work out.

 


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