The International Cricket Thread

[Beard82]

Come on Mo!! If he could just find some rythm

[PaulWinch again]

Right after tea we could do with a couple of quick wickets.

[Sexual Ealing]

Another cricket ignoramus question: why the fuck are they stopping for tea?! They've only been playing for two hours - could they not have had a bigger lunch?

[Steve67]

Labuschange is a cheating, eyes too close together arsehole.  He knew he'd hit, why not do the decent thing eh?

Great bowling and smart catch. Come on England.

Yes but he's Australians, what about the no decision from umpire, Menon (?)?

Wasn't great was it Aftab?

[Steve67]

Another cricket ignoramus question: why the fuck are they stopping for tea?! They've only been playing for two hours - could they not have had a bigger lunch?

What, and run around the outfield throwing up?  Bairstow already looks like a barrel ha ha.  Bigger lunch, that made me laugh my friend.  I know what you mean though, shame they couldn't have done the tea thing in another 30 minutes or so as we are still only around half way through the day.

[Steve67]

Bloody raining again.

[olaftab]

Another cricket ignoramus question: why the fuck are they stopping for tea?! They've only been playing for two hours - could they not have had a bigger lunch?

OMG you are a proper cricket heathen SE. Dissing tea is a stoning offence.  Tea is an enormous event at a cricket match. All over England today tea is being served with cucumber sandwiches. Sometimes it's the main reason to turn up for a match.

[taylorsworkrate]

That looks like it for the rest of the day

[taylorsworkrate]

We've blown an unexpected and golden opportunity today. Under those conditions to not take at least 3 wickets in a full session was very very poor

[PaulWinch again]

Too an extent, but to be fair a lot of it was down to Australia batting really well.

[taylorsworkrate]

Too an extent, but to be fair a lot of it was down to Australia batting really well.

I think we came out really flat and without purpose. Made it way too easy for them

[Sexual Ealing]

Another cricket ignoramus question: why the fuck are they stopping for tea?! They've only been playing for two hours - could they not have had a bigger lunch?

OMG you are a proper cricket heathen SE. Dissing tea is a stoning offence.  Tea is an enormous event at a cricket match. All over England today tea is being served with cucumber sandwiches. Sometimes it's the main reason to turn up for a match.

See, people give footy stick, but I'm here to show you all what happens when somebody genuinely irritating starts piping up!

[Steve67]

The weather is going to retain them the Ashes isn't it? Jammy fuckers, the momentum is all with England since we starting playing sensibly.

[taylorsworkrate]

The weather is going to retain them the Ashes isn't it? Jammy fuckers, the momentum is all with England since we starting playing sensibly.

I don't think we can moan about luck too much really. We threw away the first 2 tests

[edgysatsuma89]

Another cricket ignoramus question: why the fuck are they stopping for tea?! They've only been playing for two hours - could they not have had a bigger lunch?

OMG you are a proper cricket heathen SE. Dissing tea is a stoning offence.  Tea is an enormous event at a cricket match. All over England today tea is being served with cucumber sandwiches. Sometimes it's the main reason to turn up for a match.

See, people give footy stick, but I'm here to show you all what happens when somebody genuinely irritating starts piping up!

Nah I love cricket and I agree, fuck tea on days like today. They can have their scones later*.

* I will happily eat scones at any part of the day.