Dean Smith - Confirmed

[john e]

it’s his 50th Birthday today

so it’s obviously his choice for the takeout tonight in his house
(Everyone does that don’t they)

[The Edge]

Happy Birthday gaffer. Keep up the good work

[eamonn]

Maternity Sessions and Morgan Sanson in the space of two lines. Only Deano could do that. Happy Birthday, mate!

[Villa Lew]

Happy 50th Dean doing a great job

[West Derby Villan]

Happy Birthday Dean. I bet he got a very big card from Ollie

[Sexual Ealing]

And a fish tank.

[john e]

Villa Fan - is Grealish injured I think I’m entitled

Dean Smith - you want answers

Villa Fan - is Grealish injured, I want the truth

Dean Smith - you can’t handle the truth
We live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with cones & Bibs, Who’s Gona do it ?
you Internet warrior, I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom,
You weep for Grealish and curse the management team, you have that luxury

You have the luxury of not knowing what I know, that Grealish’s injury, while tragic, probably saves games, and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, wins games, you don’t want the truth,
Because deep down in places you don’t talk about on Internet forums, you want me on that touchline, you need me on that touchline,
We use words like ‘yeah no’ ‘traps’ and ‘shin splints’ We use these words as the backbone of a life defending something,
you use them as a punchline,
I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the very blanket of the football tactics that I provide,
 and then questions the manner in which I provide them.

I would rather you just said thank you and went on your way,
Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a football and get on the pitch,
Either way I don’t give a damn what you think you are entitled to

Villa Fan - is Grealish injured

Dean Smith -  i’m doing my job.....

Villa Fan - Is Grealish injured

DS - YOU’RE GODDAMN RIGHT HE IS

[OCD]

Very good but hopefully Dean Smith isn't then arrested.

Apparently when Tom Cruise was playing his part Jack Nicholson kept pulling faces at him. I struggle to watch that scene now without thinking of that.

[Brazilian Villain]

In other words Jack won't be playing Jack and Jack won't be playing jack.

[eamonn]

John e, that was fucking fantastic!!

I wish Dean would say it to Risso's face 

[West Derby Villan]

Thank you, I’m on my way.........

[Bad English]

Dean wanted to “reach out”? Good grief!

[Risso]

All injury and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All injury and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All injury and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All injury and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

[Bad English]

Dear Season-ticket holder,
Jack trained today. Or maybe, yesterday; I can't be sure'.

[Risso]

Dean wanted to “reach out”? Good grief!

And we're not even in the Top Four.