John McGinn

[Somniloquism]

I don't have to admit any such thing.

Not going to use it in the byword for your latest work?

[Toronto Villa]

A new post football career beckons for our captain.

https://x.com/tybracey/status/1790732804528943451?s=46

[Dogtanian]

A new post football career beckons for our captain.

https://x.com/tybracey/status/1790732804528943451?s=46

His little eyes! 

[Toronto Villa]

Absolutely disgraceful behaviour. Needs to be stripped of the captaincy. And get rid of Martinez too.

https://x.com/keslerszn/status/1791212909848109159?s=46

[Brazilian Villain]

Absolutely disgraceful behaviour. Needs to be stripped of the captaincy.

Seems a bit culturally tone-deaf of you, it's what us Celts do.

[Toronto Villa]

Absolutely disgraceful behaviour. Needs to be stripped of the captaincy.

Seems a bit culturally tone-deaf of you, it's what us Celts do.

I won’t have it. “Celts”…that explains it all.

[Brazilian Villain]

Absolutely disgraceful behaviour. Needs to be stripped of the captaincy.

Seems a bit culturally tone-deaf of you, it's what us Celts do.

I won’t have it. “Celts”…that explains it all.

Well, if you prefer 'Tuatha Dé Danann'....

[Rory]

Absolutely disgraceful behaviour. Needs to be stripped of the captaincy.

Seems a bit culturally tone-deaf of you, it's what us Celts do.

I won’t have it. “Celts”…that explains it all.

Well, if you prefer 'Tuatha Dé Danann'....

'Taig' is easier to spell 🙂

(Upon bar staff reading the name on my ID, I've been refused service and called that more than a dozen times, so I reserve the right to use it just as a black man may with the 'n word'.)

[Sexual Ealing]

'Taig' is easier to spell 🙂

(Upon bar staff reading the name on my ID, I've been refused service and called that more than a dozen times, so I reserve the right to use it just as a black man may with the 'n word'.)

You still passing that Freddie Scappaticci passport?

[Rory]

'Taig' is easier to spell 🙂

(Upon bar staff reading the name on my ID, I've been refused service and called that more than a dozen times, so I reserve the right to use it just as a black man may with the 'n word'.)

You still passing that Freddie Scappaticci passport?

Haha, not for a year or so.

But it took me three years to get citizenship. Sending all sorts of paperwork. I finally get it, apply for a passport - they want me to send it all again, but in a slightly different configuration!

As if they need evidence. Look at my name, look at my fucking complexion (you know both).

[eamonn]

Footy was right. Unprofessional piss-taker. See how fat he gets within a year of retirement when his big arse is no use to him anymore.

[Somniloquism]

Absolutely disgraceful behaviour. Needs to be stripped of the captaincy.

Seems a bit culturally tone-deaf of you, it's what us Celts do.

I won’t have it. “Celts”…that explains it all.

Well, if you prefer 'Tuatha Dé Danann'....

That gave me 2000AD backflashes.

[chrisw1]

'JOHN MCGINN HAS THE POWER OF THE DINOSAURS'

I listened to it so you have to too.

https://x.com/jj_bull/status/1798301603935756417

Yes, it is shite but it's meant to be.  JJ Bull has a pretty quirky sense of humour, I quite like him.

edit - full version

[purpletrousers]

Utter nonsense

Spoiler for ahem:

If a meteor tried to land on John McGinn he would bounce it away with his ample arse not head it away.

[chrisw1]

Utter nonsense

Spoiler for ahem:

If a meteor tried to land on John McGinn he would bounce it away with his ample arse not head it away.

Love the fact you must have listened to most the song to get to that part.  It's released on Spotify at midday if you want it on repeat.