Reasons to be cheerful

[brian green]

Nah, Mr U.  No chance with Mad Tom marking him.

[adrenachrome]

Owen Coyle is suddenly available!

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

At least the Villa didn't ruin my weekend this time.

[wince]

I'm having a bag of chips later......only thing that will cheer me up

[mr underhill]

Donna from Suits has offered to show me if her collar and cuffs match.

[brian green]

I don't get what you guys see in Donna.  Be like sleeping with a motorbike.

[wince]

The red head?

[brian green]

Yep.  The bony one built like a bentwood hatstand.

[wince]

Bit too angular, like a Picasso painting. Nice eyes though

[brian green]

More like the horse in Guernica I thought.  Agree she has nice minces.  Probably contacts.

[mallo]

We haven't gelled yet.

[wince]

Les demoiselles' d'Avignon I was thinking. Christina Hendricks is hotter although a fake ginge

[Risso]

"Somebody is overdue a thrashing soon".

[oswald funkletrumpet]

Someone is due a thrashing

Gollocks

[Des Little]

I bought a bottle of Sol (not for me, don't start) and a pint in the Bigg Market after the game for £3.75.

And the curry house next door to our gaff was top hole.

Other than that, a pox on the Villa's house.