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Re: Tennis 2017
« Reply #60 on: January 28, 2017, 09:02:08 AM »
Why the dislike of Nadal (from those who don't like him obviously)?

He picks his arse. He grunts at a ridiculously loud level that can only be cheating. He slows the game down to Cliff Thorburn speeds when his opponent is on a role. He's an arse-picker.  He comes from Mallorca yet supports Real Madrid. He doesn't know how to use shampoo. He's a prick. Oh, and did I mention he picks his arse?

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Re: Tennis 2017
« Reply #61 on: January 28, 2017, 12:53:59 PM »
Why the dislike of Nadal (from those who don't like him obviously)?

He picks his arse. He grunts at a ridiculously loud level that can only be cheating. He slows the game down to Cliff Thorburn speeds when his opponent is on a role. He's an arse-picker.  He comes from Mallorca yet supports Real Madrid. He doesn't know how to use shampoo. He's a prick. Oh, and did I mention he picks his arse?
Apparently he's a big Clyde fan.

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Re: Tennis 2017
« Reply #62 on: January 28, 2017, 12:59:13 PM »
I actually quite enjoyed the Williams' Final, although was hoping that Venus could cause a shock. Do they have a brother called Mars?

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Re: Tennis 2017
« Reply #63 on: January 28, 2017, 01:26:49 PM »
I actually quite enjoyed the Williams' Final, although was hoping that Venus could cause a shock. Do they have a brother called Mars?

I know a bloke who's son is called Mars

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Re: Tennis 2017
« Reply #64 on: January 28, 2017, 01:36:35 PM »
Why the dislike of Nadal (from those who don't like him obviously)?

He picks his arse. He grunts at a ridiculously loud level that can only be cheating. He slows the game down to Cliff Thorburn speeds when his opponent is on a role. He's an arse-picker.  He comes from Mallorca yet supports Real Madrid. He doesn't know how to use shampoo. He's a prick. Oh, and did I mention he picks his arse?
Apparently he's a big Clyde fan.

Bloody glory-hunter!

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Re: Tennis 2017
« Reply #65 on: January 28, 2017, 06:47:42 PM »
Why the dislike of Nadal (from those who don't like him obviously)?

He picks his arse. He grunts at a ridiculously loud level that can only be cheating. He slows the game down to Cliff Thorburn speeds when his opponent is on a role. He's an arse-picker.  He comes from Mallorca yet supports Real Madrid. He doesn't know how to use shampoo. He's a prick. Oh, and did I mention he picks his arse?
Apparently he's a big Clyde fan.

Bloody glory-hunter!

He told me he likes Partick Thistle.

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Re: Tennis 2017
« Reply #66 on: January 29, 2017, 10:41:49 AM »
Why the dislike of Nadal (from those who don't like him obviously)?

He picks his arse. He grunts at a ridiculously loud level that can only be cheating. He slows the game down to Cliff Thorburn speeds when his opponent is on a role. He's an arse-picker.  He comes from Mallorca yet supports Real Madrid. He doesn't know how to use shampoo. He's a prick. Oh, and did I mention he picks his arse?
Apparently he's a big Clyde fan.

Bloody glory-hunter!

He told me he likes Partick Thistle.

SCUM!!!

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Re: Tennis 2017
« Reply #67 on: January 29, 2017, 10:43:09 AM »
Just turned Eurosport on but they seem to be showing some old match between Nadal and Federer.

Who won this year's final?

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Re: Tennis 2017
« Reply #68 on: January 29, 2017, 10:45:48 AM »
Federer is 2-1 up 1-1 in the 4th set.  Good match.

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Re: Tennis 2017
« Reply #69 on: January 29, 2017, 11:35:03 AM »
Looks like the arse picker is going to win. 😣

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Re: Tennis 2017
« Reply #70 on: January 29, 2017, 11:39:31 AM »
Why the dislike of Nadal (from those who don't like him obviously)? Would like him to win, although not massively fussed if it goes the other way.

Don't dislike him as a person, but on court...

His style of tennis is ugly, he's basically a spoiler who relies mainly on the opponent making errors (Michael Chang on steroids).

His gurning, grunting and grimacing.

Uncle Toni.

2-handed backhand.

The fact that Federer bottles it every time he plays him.

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Re: Tennis 2017
« Reply #71 on: January 29, 2017, 12:01:47 PM »
Looks like the arse picker is going to win. 😣

Maybe not! Mon Federer.

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Re: Tennis 2017
« Reply #72 on: January 29, 2017, 12:06:14 PM »
fkn hell what a rally

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Re: Tennis 2017
« Reply #73 on: January 29, 2017, 12:17:25 PM »
Just brilliant. Well done Rog.

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Re: Tennis 2017
« Reply #74 on: January 29, 2017, 12:20:03 PM »
I am very happy about that. By Christ that was good.

 


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