Tennis 2017

[cdbearsfan]

Why the dislike of Nadal (from those who don't like him obviously)?

He picks his arse. He grunts at a ridiculously loud level that can only be cheating. He slows the game down to Cliff Thorburn speeds when his opponent is on a role. He's an arse-picker.  He comes from Mallorca yet supports Real Madrid. He doesn't know how to use shampoo. He's a prick. Oh, and did I mention he picks his arse?

[Villa Lew]

Why the dislike of Nadal (from those who don't like him obviously)?

He picks his arse. He grunts at a ridiculously loud level that can only be cheating. He slows the game down to Cliff Thorburn speeds when his opponent is on a role. He's an arse-picker.  He comes from Mallorca yet supports Real Madrid. He doesn't know how to use shampoo. He's a prick. Oh, and did I mention he picks his arse?

Apparently he's a big Clyde fan.

[ADVILLAFAN]

I actually quite enjoyed the Williams' Final, although was hoping that Venus could cause a shock. Do they have a brother called Mars?

[UK Redsox]

I actually quite enjoyed the Williams' Final, although was hoping that Venus could cause a shock. Do they have a brother called Mars?

I know a bloke who's son is called Mars

[cdbearsfan]

Why the dislike of Nadal (from those who don't like him obviously)?

He picks his arse. He grunts at a ridiculously loud level that can only be cheating. He slows the game down to Cliff Thorburn speeds when his opponent is on a role. He's an arse-picker.  He comes from Mallorca yet supports Real Madrid. He doesn't know how to use shampoo. He's a prick. Oh, and did I mention he picks his arse?

Apparently he's a big Clyde fan.

Bloody glory-hunter!

[Tayls_7]

Why the dislike of Nadal (from those who don't like him obviously)?

He picks his arse. He grunts at a ridiculously loud level that can only be cheating. He slows the game down to Cliff Thorburn speeds when his opponent is on a role. He's an arse-picker.  He comes from Mallorca yet supports Real Madrid. He doesn't know how to use shampoo. He's a prick. Oh, and did I mention he picks his arse?

Apparently he's a big Clyde fan.

Bloody glory-hunter!

He told me he likes Partick Thistle.

[cdbearsfan]

Why the dislike of Nadal (from those who don't like him obviously)?

He picks his arse. He grunts at a ridiculously loud level that can only be cheating. He slows the game down to Cliff Thorburn speeds when his opponent is on a role. He's an arse-picker.  He comes from Mallorca yet supports Real Madrid. He doesn't know how to use shampoo. He's a prick. Oh, and did I mention he picks his arse?

Apparently he's a big Clyde fan.

Bloody glory-hunter!

He told me he likes Partick Thistle.

SCUM!!!

[cdbearsfan]

Just turned Eurosport on but they seem to be showing some old match between Nadal and Federer.

Who won this year's final?

[OzVilla]

Federer is 2-1 up 1-1 in the 4th set.  Good match.

[cdbearsfan]

Looks like the arse picker is going to win. 😣

[Proposition Joe]

Why the dislike of Nadal (from those who don't like him obviously)? Would like him to win, although not massively fussed if it goes the other way.

Don't dislike him as a person, but on court...

His style of tennis is ugly, he's basically a spoiler who relies mainly on the opponent making errors (Michael Chang on steroids).

His gurning, grunting and grimacing.

Uncle Toni.

2-handed backhand.

The fact that Federer bottles it every time he plays him.

[cdbearsfan]

Looks like the arse picker is going to win. 😣

Maybe not! Mon Federer.

[four fornicholl]

fkn hell what a rally

[SheffieldVillain]

Just brilliant. Well done Rog.

[Monty]

I am very happy about that. By Christ that was good.