January Transfer Window Rumours/Suggestions/Hearsay/Heresy/Horseplay

[Chris Jameson]

Spit it out. This isn't Guess Who?.

Is it a Male?

Do they wear glasses?

Have they got a moustache?

[oswald funkletrumpet]

Lewis Carroll, in the ensuite bathroom, with the lead pipe. Battered.

Thora hird, in the cellar with a jet wash

[olaftab]

Suppose you won't be interested in knowing why Rudy to Boro is in danger of breaking down then?

Yes I know this one. During the medical his weight was 20 grammes below Boro's limit for players over 6 foot tall. So their club doctor is doing a mathematical calculation to figure out if Rudy grows his hair to full Fellaini mop how much that will contribute. They need help from Teeside University of Hair technology but unfortunately as it's a bank holiday today they are all at Butlin's. So we are ALL going to have to wait till tomorrow unless  the Doc can make a good guess.

[Toronto Villa]

I love this time of year when out of the blue like in Mr Ben the Magic Shopkeeper appears and issues whispers of incoming transfers daring not to spill the beans of actual names. We've had so many top ITK's in the past who have worn long trench coats hiding in the shadows of dark or poorly lit car parks with a brown envelope of information. And this year on Jan 2 in a puff of smoke Claretreal appears.

[Pete3206]

The spanish club is neither that have been mentioned.. madrid are not able to sign anyone at all. It is a spanish club who are in danger of relegation this season from la liga so not a top European side at all. A player who will more than likley be playing in the 2nd tier soon even if he does sign for them.

In regards to the 2 Chelsea loans to small heath.. if you read what I said about it I actually said that both were lined up to sign for us but will no longer be coming to VP.

In regards to Larsson I completely agree with you but begrudgingly must admit that might be the type of player we need. Bruce has signed him twice and he also played with clemence with them lot.

Feel free to catergorise my posts in whatever way you want to. I know what is going on at our club at lot more than most people on here do. If you had the friends I have then you'd realise this.... also is the reason I'm not willing to disclose that first name as I dont want any of it coming back to me.

I reckon it could be the bin

[Clampy]

I love this time of year when out of the blue like in Mr Ben the Magic Shopkeeper appears and issues whispers of incoming transfers daring not to spill the beans of actual names. We've had so many top ITK's in the past who have worn long trench coats hiding in the shadows of dark or poorly lit car parks with a brown envelope of information. And this year on Jan 2 in a puff of smoke Claretreal appears.

And hilarious as ever it is too.

[Clark W Griswold]

Suppose you won't be interested in knowing why Rudy to Boro is in danger of breaking down then?

So we are ALL going to have to wait till tomorrow unless  the Doc can make a good guess.

No, please dont make me wait till tomorrow, I couldn't bear it. I need a cryptic clue to give me something to desperately cling onto till then and if I don't get one I'm going to scream and scream until I'm sick.

[KevinGage]

I have four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon and three in the evening. What am I?

[dicedlam]

...I'm not naming names on purpose so I don't end up with egg on my face... however those with a knowledge of la liga will be able to work out who it is

Zzzzzzzz

Zzzzzzzz...inedine Zidane's son?

[berneboy]

I wish I had some friends.

Me too.

Billies-no-mates

[oldtimernow]

I wish I had some friends.

aah Dave we all love you mate

ps you can send my £5 to the site admin if you like

[oldtimernow]

I have four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon and three in the evening. What am I?

a pissed up Villa supporter by any chance?

[avfcdale]

Sam Johnston deal will be anounced after todays game

[KRS]

To avoid any Google search confusion...it's Sam Johnstone.

[Chris Jameson]

To avoid any Google search confusion...it's Sam Johnstone.

Who is he and what does he do?