sha v Aston Villa Pre Match thread

[Ads]

That Small Heath Alliance site is hilarious.

Apparently we've got to have our crowds drop to sub 20,000 to be able to call ourselves proper supporters. The crayon eaters are falling over themselves to agree.

Yeah I can't work out the logic of that one either.

Thick doesn't do the bollock chain wearers justice.

[LeeB]

That Small Heath Alliance site is hilarious.

Apparently we've got to have our crowds drop to sub 20,000 to be able to call ourselves proper supporters. The crayon eaters are falling over themselves to agree.

Yeah I can't work out the logic of that one either.

Thick doesn't do the bollock chain wearers justice.

They could just merge the myriad of largely unattended streams of unconsciousness into the Fantasy Football 2016/17 thread.

They are a tremendously sad bunch.

[villan from luton]

I can't decide whether i'd start with Tshibola in the midfield making a 4 man midfield and over-running theirs like Burton did or start with Uncle Albert. The problem with starting with Adomah though is that you've not got anyone like him to come off the bench for the last 25 mins when they start to tire at the back. Maybe a compromise and start McCormack and have him sitting just in front of the midfield three. I reckon he'll go with Gestede though.

As much as I don't like starting Gestede I'd keep him in for this one as he has a ridiculous scoring record v SHA.

It will be imporant to have a physical presence aswell as I reckon they'll set out to kick us and see how we react. I too might have Adomah as sub as he's had a knock recently so they'd probably test that early on.

We need to get at their left...I see Robinson is in line to start for them at left back as their regular is suspended...he must be about 50 now?!

1-1, they'll get a jammy late goal after we miss a hatful of chances at 1 up.

I agree about targeting Robinson at left back, so would think Albert is the ideal man for that job.

[Salsa Party Animal]

we need someone to make Robinson lose his cool and get a red card.

[Pete3206]

we need someone to make Robinson lose his cool and get a red card.

Bloody hell, is he still playing?

[Lambert and Payne]

Just had to catch the bus from town, due to emergency repairs on the rail ways.

Just my luck a smelly vile fan carrying a largish vile carrier bag sits next to me, the smell ( he did actually smell ) and the vile bag was making me sick.

The best part he gets off at camp hill, the trouble thou it's full of somalians these days.

But we're all just posh tory's from the north side of the city, The Cotswolds and Staffordshire?

[Lambert and Payne]

That Small Heath Alliance site is hilarious.

Apparently we've got to have our crowds drop to sub 20,000 to be able to call ourselves proper supporters. The crayon eaters are falling over themselves to agree.

Yeah I can't work out the logic of that one either.

Thick doesn't do the bollock chain wearers justice.

Just read it myself. They're saying about how we're arrogant and feel we should be beating everyone and top of the premiership. I've never actually thought that, although theres certain teams I expect to beat (blues and albion being some of them) I don't see us having to win the premier league. I expect trophies and cup runs, beating the sky four on a  more regular basis but that doesn't make me any less of a fan. They just don't like it cus we're better than them, and we always will be

[oswald funkletrumpet]

the comedy gold is literally a full page post saying we are obsessed with them

oh and the fact they regularly sit in the holte and celebrate wildly

[Lucky Eddie]

Crayon eaters 😂

[holte hero]

Does anybody know if there showing it in the suites at villa park ?

[Richard E]

the comedy gold is literally a full page post saying we are obsessed with them

oh and the fact they regularly sit in the holte and celebrate wildly

They haven't won at Villa Park since 2003 so god knows what it is they sit there celebrating.

[PeterWithe]

It's absolutely fantastic that they haven't managed to sell 23k tickets. Just marvellous.

Window lickers occasionally following a tin pot club.

[Lambert and Payne]

the comedy gold is literally a full page post saying we are obsessed with them

oh and the fact they regularly sit in the holte and celebrate wildly

They haven't won at Villa Park since 2003 so god knows what it is they sit there celebrating.

Wasn't it 2004 when they won 2 1 they last won at VP? That game was awful, felt like we'd lost before a ball was kicked.

[robbo1874]

Simod Cup was at VP. That was the 13-0 season. 2-0 at the Sty and 5-0 at VP in the LC as well as the Simod Cup game.

Must have got it muddled up with the other game, I would have been at both but wasn't as old or fuzzy headed as I am now. Still think we might get a nice big win though.

i saw 11 of those goals - they really had a poor side then and ours was pretty good.

[tomd2103]

We just need to get the three points, wipe the shit off our shoes and get on with trying to get promoted. They really are a waste of time and energy and only serve the purpose of amusement at their utter stupidity. They may be our neighbours but they've never been our rivals, just the ugly cousin we see once every five or ten years when he gets released for the day. No wonder they're so excited, the rest of their life must be so fucking boring. Fucking sad stalkers.

They know deep down they are a mid table side at best who have happened to have had a good start.  Beating us is as good as it will get for them.