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Offline not3bad

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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #135 on: January 12, 2016, 01:11:42 PM »
Quote from: LeeB on January 11, 2016, 10:08:55 PM
Quote from: Clampy on January 11, 2016, 09:56:15 PM
The best he's played this season was when he came off the bench up at Newcastle. He actually looked a threat that day. Maybe that's the best way to use him.

What, only against equally shit sides?

I would imagine there will be more of those in the Championship.
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Offline Marlon's Hairy Wood

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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #136 on: January 12, 2016, 01:52:06 PM »
crash test dummie
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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #137 on: January 12, 2016, 02:11:19 PM »
Stick him in the middle of the pitch on non match days to keep the pigeons off the grass
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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #138 on: January 12, 2016, 02:11:28 PM »
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Online Villa in Denmark

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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #139 on: January 12, 2016, 02:50:28 PM »
Quote from: not3bad on January 12, 2016, 02:11:28 PM
Quote from: Marlon's Hairy Wood on January 12, 2016, 01:52:06 PM
crash test dummie

Mmm.

You bastard. Now I've got that running through my head on loop.

I should make you go and find Nick & Jay on YouTube. They're really good, with a fine line in natty lyrics.
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Offline not3bad

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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #140 on: January 12, 2016, 03:15:04 PM »
Quote from: Villa in Denmark on January 12, 2016, 02:50:28 PM
Quote from: not3bad on January 12, 2016, 02:11:28 PM
Quote from: Marlon's Hairy Wood on January 12, 2016, 01:52:06 PM
crash test dummie

Mmm.

You bastard. Now I've got that running through my head on loop.

I should make you go and find Nick & Jay on YouTube. They're really good, with a fine line in natty lyrics.

Cheers, I'll take a look!
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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #141 on: January 12, 2016, 04:04:01 PM »
Don't do it.  That would count as cruel and unusual punishment and get me kicked out of the country.
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Offline Clark W Griswold

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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #142 on: January 12, 2016, 04:43:16 PM »
Quote from: PeterWithe on January 10, 2016, 11:25:08 AM
Yup, spot on, he hides on the pitch, which I suppose is some sort of achievement for a bloke of six feet four.

Six feet four? I never knew they stacked shit that high!

Seriously though, I think he'll do quite well for us in the Championship as long as we bang plenty of crosses in for him, so I want him to stay.
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Offline edgysatsuma89

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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #143 on: January 12, 2016, 04:55:24 PM »
Spare parts... for a carpenter. Although I wouldn't even want his legs supporting my table.
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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #144 on: January 12, 2016, 09:40:33 PM »
Quote from: edgysatsuma89 on January 12, 2016, 04:55:24 PM
Spare parts... for a carpenter. Although I wouldn't even want his legs supporting my table.

You'd be fine, his legs don't go anywhere.
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Offline Kingthing

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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #145 on: January 12, 2016, 09:58:05 PM »


Cleaning Kozaks boots.
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Offline edgysatsuma89

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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #146 on: January 13, 2016, 12:22:37 AM »
Quote from: Villa in Denmark on January 12, 2016, 09:40:33 PM
Quote from: edgysatsuma89 on January 12, 2016, 04:55:24 PM
Spare parts... for a carpenter. Although I wouldn't even want his legs supporting my table.

You'd be fine, his legs don't go anywhere.

Touché VID.
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Offline not3bad

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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #147 on: January 17, 2016, 09:59:03 AM »
Did really well for the goal yesterday, shrugged off a challenge from a defender who was holding him back.
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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #148 on: January 17, 2016, 10:00:49 AM »
Quote from: not3bad on January 17, 2016, 09:59:03 AM
Did really well for the goal yesterday, shrugged off a challenge from a defender who was holding him back.

Did well all round, he's clearly better coming off the bench
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Offline supertom

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Re: 101 Uses for Rudy Gestede
« Reply #149 on: January 17, 2016, 10:02:04 AM »
Quote from: LeeB on January 17, 2016, 10:00:49 AM
Quote from: not3bad on January 17, 2016, 09:59:03 AM
Did really well for the goal yesterday, shrugged off a challenge from a defender who was holding him back.

Did well all round, he's clearly better coming off the bench
I think the hair cut did it. He's more aerodynamic now.
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