101 Uses for Rudy Gestede

[Legion]

1. Lamppost

[Legion]

2. Traffic cone

[PeterWithesShin]

3: Palm tree (with his old hairstyle)

[Chris Harte]

4. Tony Cascarino tribute act.

[aj2k77]

Stand in for Treebeard in LOTR.

[four fornicholl]

growing my sweet peas up this year

[Jon Crofts]

Washing line pole

[saunders_heroes]

Can't even use him as a bog brush now he's cut his hair.

[CT]

Hat / Coat stand

[Jon Crofts]

Laurel or Hardy.  You choose.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

11. Glue

[johnc]

Can't even use him as a bog brush now he's cut his hair.

Sideshow Bob lookalike

[Jimbo]

Weather station.

[Risso]

I literally can't think of anything that he'd be any use at, even in a comedy sense.  He's just a great big gangly, lazy, utterly talentless, terrible, terrible player.  I've seen some shit at Villa over the last 35 odd years, but he's so startingly bad, there's nobody even close to being as bad he is.

[aj2k77]

Bus stop.