The Famous Aston Villa vs Brummie Red Scum of Humanity Man Utd Pre-Match Thread

[Ads]

What about a snapping?

Why not dig a ditch in front of the away end, get Randy and Tom Fox up onto the Daintree with a big net, catch us a couple of Salties and pop them in the moat.

That would keep the Cockneys off the pitch.

[Hookeysmith]

Or self defence slapping buy the wonderful WMP in an aid to stop them getting on the pitch and whilst making many arrests

[pbavfckuwait]

So it wont be our ex big Belgium wanker and Chris they will probably play him them, remember this is the Man Wank Sky Fest United, so the same rules do not apply. They would more than likely deduct us points for bringing it to the Prems attention.

[YamYamVilla]

We have the win behind us, this is a free hit, TS to go for it & Gestede to rip Blind a new one, 2-1 Villa !

[Gregorys Boy]

1-1

They forgot to turn up for the game, thinking they are already in the Chumps League.  Still the bloody FA only award us a draw.

Well I think the positives for us is that it is our first home game of the season and still and only their second game.  And lets face it if a Paul Lambert Aston Villa can get a result against them then Sherwood's Villa should be able to do the same, right?...

[robbo1874]

We'll lose, as usual. Dodgy free kick/ penalty/ corner/ soft injury-time winner. Take your pick. But we will lose and it will make me hate them more next season, as it does every season. One thing I hope if they go on the pitch, they get a proper good slapping. Not much you can add to that really- though feel free.

No you don't hope they get a "proper good slapping" as that is condoning violence. 

ok I dont (but I do really) scumbags. If they go on the pitch, as I said at the start.

[The Laughing Policeman]

We'll lose, as usual. Dodgy free kick/ penalty/ corner/ soft injury-time winner. Take your pick. But we will lose and it will make me hate them more next season, as it does every season. One thing I hope if they go on the pitch, they get a proper good slapping. Not much you can add to that really- though feel free.

No you don't hope they get a "proper good slapping" as that is condoning violence. 

ok I dont (but I do really) scumbags. If they go on the pitch, as I said at the start.

I'm with you Robbo, it should be a nice way for WMP to get warmed up for the wankers invading Walsall on Sat afternoon.

[steamer]

We'll lose, as usual. Dodgy free kick/ penalty/ corner/ soft injury-time winner. Take your pick. But we will lose and it will make me hate them more next season, as it does every season. One thing I hope if they go on the pitch, they get a proper good slapping. Not much you can add to that really- though feel free.

No you don't hope they get a "proper good slapping" as that is condoning violence. 

ok I dont (but I do really) scumbags. If they go on the pitch, as I said at the start.

I'm with you Robbo, it should be a nice way for WMP to get warmed up for the wankers invading Walsall on Sat afternoon.

West Midlands Finest, to repulse the invaders with, batons, tear gas, stun guns, horses and anything else that comes to hand.

[Brazilian Villain]

It 'd be nice to do them at home after after 20 long years but I'd take a point given we're still bedding in our new players.

Gestede didn't play much pre-season for Blackburn so probably can't play 90 mins. I'd be inclined to do the same as at Bournemouth i.e. leave him on the bench then bring him on when their defence starts to tire.

[KRS]

I'd agree that Gestede is probably best used as an impact sub whilst he's not fully fit/carrying a knock, but the problem with not playing him from the start is our other options...Gabby is shite through the middle and Ayew doesn't look confident or settled yet.

[Hookeysmith]

I think we may have the element of surprise on our side, there are that many new faces we don't even know how they all play together never mind the Dutch version of Beaker.

I think pace, passing and on the ground to run them ragged first 60 mins  - Gabby , Ayew, Sinclair
Then bring on the heavyweight to batter them

Although my heart fears the inevitable loss - really cannot wait to see a packed VP again lifting the rafters off

WE need to show the new boys exactly what they have joined

[enigma]

I think we may have the element of surprise on our side, there are that many new faces we don't even know how they all play together

You could say the same about Man Utd. They seem to have replaced about half their team and it showed against Spurs. They were crap but still managed to win as usual.

I read De Gea will be left out again. I suppose that's one thing in our favour.

[JUAN PABLO]

2 0 villa

[walsall villain]

I think we may have the element of surprise on our side, there are that many new faces we don't even know how they all play together never mind the Dutch version of Beaker.

I think pace, passing and on the ground to run them ragged first 60 mins  - Gabby , Ayew, Sinclair
Then bring on the heavyweight to batter them

Although my heart fears the inevitable loss - really cannot wait to see a packed VP again lifting the rafters off

WE need to show the new boys exactly what they have joined

Passing on the ground and Gabby in the same sentence! I like your optimism. Surely we are going to beat them eventually at Villa Park? I'm hoping that our new players will lift us as they haven't been scarred by the usual defeats against that lot.

[Lobsterboy]

Us 1 Them 2

I would love us to beat this shower of shit again but think they'll have too much for us and sneak the win