Micah Richards - Released

[ASHTONVILLA]

Please let this happen.

[markeeeebeeee2005]

I reckon the Porno Dwarfs are on a wind up.

[mr underhill]

what they want him as a 24 hour mechanical sex aid?

[auntiesledd]

what they want him as a 24 hour mechanical sex aid?

I didn't realise there was a demand for an enormous flacid cock.

[Percy McCarthy]

what they want him as a 24 hour mechanical sex aid?

I didn't realise there was a demand for an enormous flacid cock

....with no positional sense.

[mr underhill]

all cat's are grey at night

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Apparently we pulled the loan deal as we wanted a fee. I would have thought getting the twat out the club and off our wage bill for season would be extremely enticing.

[CJ]

I reckon Wham pulled out of the deal as they couldn't persuade the government to stump up taxpayers' money for his wages and any fee

[Pete3206]

Somebody please buy him. Please

[Tayls_7]

Somebody please buy this useless wanker.

Are you his agent 'cause I need one. What's your commission?

[Pete3206]

Ha I edited that. Not quick enough

[Tayls_7]

Sorry Pete. Too good to pass up!

[Percy McCarthy]

I thought he'd be one of the easiest to get rid of. Had a decent rep, once considered a top player, and I didn't think we'd be too concerned about a fee as he was a free transfer.

He just won't flush.

[Ian.]

Well let's hope Sherwood rocks up somewhere before January, I'm sure he'll fancy taking his trusted skipper on again.

[OzVilla]

I thought he'd be one of the easiest to get rid of. Had a decent rep, once considered a top player, and I didn't think we'd be too concerned about a fee as he was a free transfer.

He just won't flush.

Just shows what a reputation he's gained for himself at our expense. Same goes for Gabby.

The two I wanted shot of the most.  Just a couple of parasites.