Who do you want first next season? CONFIRMED AS BOURNEMOUTH (A)

[CJ]

What sort of allocation can we expect for Bournemouth?

On that site I quoted above it says normal away allocation is 1500, but can increase to 2000 (presumably for cup games)

[Damo70]

Bournemouth away please. Seaside Special

Ahem

Seaside Special? That's all we need. Ronnie Hazlehurst and his orchestra and New Edition taking up half of our ticket allocation.

[Clampy]

Bournemouth away please. Seaside Special

Ahem

Seaside Special? That's all we need. Ronnie Hazlehurst and his orchestra and New Edition taking up half of our ticket allocation.

Roger De Courcey and Nookie the Bear will probably want a ticket as well.

[simon ward 50]

Bournemouth away please. Seaside Special

Ahem

Seaside Special? That's all we need. Ronnie Hazlehurst and his orchestra and New Edition taking up half of our ticket allocation.

Roger De Courcey and Nookie the Bear will probably want a ticket as well.

Does the bear need it's own ticket though?

[Clampy]

Bournemouth away please. Seaside Special

Ahem

Seaside Special? That's all we need. Ronnie Hazlehurst and his orchestra and New Edition taking up half of our ticket allocation.

Roger De Courcey and Nookie the Bear will probably want a ticket as well.

Does the bear need it's own ticket though?

I think Roger will need to speak to Nicky Keye about that one but charging the bear would be harsh and typical of modern football.

[Duncan Shaw]

Just seen on Sky we're 3-1 to go down. Only the 3 promoted teams and Sunderland shorter odds.

Hardly a suprise given where we finished up!!

[Nev]

Bournemouth away please. Seaside Special

Ahem

Seaside Special? That's all we need. Ronnie Hazlehurst and his orchestra and New Edition taking up half of our ticket allocation.

Dear me, New Edition? I presume you mean Jeff Richers First Edition, a team of dancers. As opposed to New Edition, a team of chancers feat. Bobbby Brown.

[Damo70]

Bournemouth away please. Seaside Special

Ahem

Seaside Special? That's all we need. Ronnie Hazlehurst and his orchestra and New Edition taking up half of our ticket allocation.

Roger De Courcey and Nookie the Bear will probably want a ticket as well.

Does the bear need it's own ticket though?

I was about to post a joke about Roger De Courcey being the one not needing a ticket but double checked first and found out he is still around.

Didn't we used to have a 'People you thought were dead but aren't thread'? I am terrible at (or very good at, depending on how you view it) thinkng people are dead when they aren't. I even have distant relatives and acquaintances I have to think hard about and sometimes I'm still not sure.

[Clampy]

Bournemouth away please. Seaside Special

Ahem

Seaside Special? That's all we need. Ronnie Hazlehurst and his orchestra and New Edition taking up half of our ticket allocation.

Roger De Courcey and Nookie the Bear will probably want a ticket as well.

Does the bear need it's own ticket though?

I was about to post a joke about Roger De Courcey being the one not needing a ticket but double checked first and found out he is still around.

Didn't we used to have a 'People you thought were dead but aren't thread'? I am terrible at (or very good at, depending on how you view it) thinkng people are dead when they aren't. I even have distant relatives and acquaintances I have to think hard about and sometimes I'm still not sure.

You must have been thinking of the bloke with Lord Charles. Silly arse.

[in exile]

Bournemouth away please. Seaside Special

Ahem

Seaside Special? That's all we need. Ronnie Hazlehurst and his orchestra and New Edition taking up half of our ticket allocation.

Roger De Courcey and Nookie the Bear will probably want a ticket as well.

Does the bear need it's own ticket though?

I was about to post a joke about Roger De Courcey being the one not needing a ticket but double checked first and found out he is still around.

Didn't we used to have a 'People you thought were dead but aren't thread'? I am terrible at (or very good at, depending on how you view it) thinkng people are dead when they aren't. I even have distant relatives and acquaintances I have to think hard about and sometimes I'm still not sure.

You must have been thinking of the bloke with Lord Charles. Silly arse.

Can't see Nookie Bear wanting to go. He's a Palace fan

[ozzjim]

Just seen on Sky we're 3-1 to go down. Only the 3 promoted teams and Sunderland shorter odds.

Probably about right with our current squad.

[Damo70]

Bournemouth away please. Seaside Special

Ahem

Seaside Special? That's all we need. Ronnie Hazlehurst and his orchestra and New Edition taking up half of our ticket allocation.

Dear me, New Edition? I presume you mean Jeff Richers First Edition, a team of dancers. As opposed to New Edition, a team of chancers feat. Bobbby Brown.

A little bit of research suggests we are both right. Apparently there was a First Edition and a New Edition on the show. I wonder which one was the original incarnation? If only there was a clue.  Jeff appeared to bugger off at some point between the two.

[Clampy]

Bournemouth away please. Seaside Special

Ahem

Seaside Special? That's all we need. Ronnie Hazlehurst and his orchestra and New Edition taking up half of our ticket allocation.

Dear me, New Edition? I presume you mean Jeff Richers First Edition, a team of dancers. As opposed to New Edition, a team of chancers feat. Bobbby Brown.

A little bit of research suggests we are both right. Apparently there was a First Edition and a New Edition on the show. I wonder which one was the original incarnation? If only there was a clue.  Jeff appeared to bugger off at some point between the two.

I preferred The Brian Rogers Connection on 3-2-1.

[Tom_Mc9?]

Just seen on Sky we're 3-1 to go down. Only the 3 promoted teams and Sunderland shorter odds.

Probably about right with our current squad.

And our result form in the leaque.

[Damo70]

Bournemouth away please. Seaside Special

Ahem

Seaside Special? That's all we need. Ronnie Hazlehurst and his orchestra and New Edition taking up half of our ticket allocation.

Roger De Courcey and Nookie the Bear will probably want a ticket as well.

Does the bear need it's own ticket though?

I was about to post a joke about Roger De Courcey being the one not needing a ticket but double checked first and found out he is still around.

Didn't we used to have a 'People you thought were dead but aren't thread'? I am terrible at (or very good at, depending on how you view it) thinkng people are dead when they aren't. I even have distant relatives and acquaintances I have to think hard about and sometimes I'm still not sure.

You must have been thinking of the bloke with Lord Charles. Silly arse.

Lord Charles has been mentioned on H&V in the past. For some reason whenever his name crops up I recall him slurring the words 'silly arse' and it really makes me laugh.

I'm dead grown up me.