Tom Cleverley loan watch

[dave.woodhall]

I've never rated Martinez . Was so glad he didn't come here .

Who was it on here who used to fetishise him. Really, actually loved him. Used to go on about his smart shoes and stuff.

No. Not me.

Wasn't implying it was you, btw, just chatting.

I remember who it was, now, it was that gun fantasist who used to go on about having a Glock under his bed, and how he only shagged "eight out of tens upwards".

Can't remember his name.

That was The Situation, that was. Didn't he also have a massive watch?

And went on lunchtime dates.

[silhillvilla]

The Situation ? Wasn't he on X Factors ?

[ozzjim]

One average season out of several rather good ones (by Wigan's standards) does not make Martinez a bad manager, any more than Dortmund absolutely sucking at the moment makes Klopp bad. He has made some inexplicable decisions this year, though.

Although he never did as well as Bruce at Wigan in the league and did take them down. So not many good ones, just incredible late runs to stay up.

[dekko]

I think theres an argument to be made that Everton were good last year because they had some defensive solidity left over from the Moyes years, coupled with the Martinez attacking flair.  This year we might be seeing a truer reflection of what a Martinez team is.  Maybe.

But, erm, yeah Tom Cleverly.  I'd take him, but not for more than 3 million or so.

[Chris Jameson]

I've never rated Martinez . Was so glad he didn't come here .

Who was it on here who used to fetishise him. Really, actually loved him. Used to go on about his smart shoes and stuff.

No. Not me.

Wasn't implying it was you, btw, just chatting.

I remember who it was, now, it was that gun fantasist who used to go on about having a Glock under his bed, and how he only shagged "eight out of tens upwards".

Can't remember his name.

That was The Situation, that was. Didn't he also have a massive watch?

And went on lunchtime dates.

He also spent more on shoes than any on here has spent on a car or house or something. He was somebody to really look up to and aspire to be.

[Monty]

Indeed. The Wolf of New Street.

[dave.woodhall]

I've never rated Martinez . Was so glad he didn't come here .

Who was it on here who used to fetishise him. Really, actually loved him. Used to go on about his smart shoes and stuff.

No. Not me.

Wasn't implying it was you, btw, just chatting.

I remember who it was, now, it was that gun fantasist who used to go on about having a Glock under his bed, and how he only shagged "eight out of tens upwards".

Can't remember his name.

That was The Situation, that was. Didn't he also have a massive watch?

And went on lunchtime dates.

He also spent more on shoes than any on here has spent on a car or house or something. He was somebody to really look up to and aspire to be.

There was someone on here years ago whose suits cost more than our education but it wasn't The Situation. He was straight from da hood.

[ADVILLAFAN]

I've never rated Martinez . Was so glad he didn't come here .

Who was it on here who used to fetishise him. Really, actually loved him. Used to go on about his smart shoes and stuff.

No. Not me.

Wasn't implying it was you, btw, just chatting.

I remember who it was, now, it was that gun fantasist who used to go on about having a Glock under his bed, and how he only shagged "eight out of tens upwards".

Can't remember his name.

That was The Situation, that was. Didn't he also have a massive watch?

And went on lunchtime dates.

He also spent more on shoes than any on here has spent on a car or house or something. He was somebody to really look up to and aspire to be.

There was someone on here years ago whose suits cost more than our education but it wasn't The Situation. He was straight from da hood.

Well I'm pretty G

[dave.woodhall]

Sorry?

[Gregorys Boy]

I think theres an argument to be made that Everton were good last year because they had some defensive solidity left over from the Moyes years, coupled with the Martinez attacking flair.  This year we might be seeing a truer reflection of what a Martinez team is.  Maybe.

But, erm, yeah Tom Cleverly.  I'd take him, but not for more than 3 million or so.

Which is a fair point.  I still think Martinez did well to keep Wigan up for as long as he did though.  That sort of club are always going to be flirting with the drop at some point, and he did win them the FA Cup too.  We will see what he's made off at Everton.

[Damo70]

Wasn't The Situation the rapper off Celeb Big Brother who introduced himself to Julian Clary with the words "Hi, they call me The Situation" to which Julian memorably  replied "And what is your purpose"?

As for Martinez I think he will leave Everton the way he left Wigan. With a worse league record than his predecessor but somehow a better reputation. Because the media find him cooler than Bruce or Moyes.

[dave shelley]

Sorry?

Gangsta?

[CT]

Fair play to Tom, he's making Karim El Ahmadi look like Xavi.

[frank black]

Fair play to Tom, he's making Karim El Ahmadi look like Xavi.

El Ahmadi is better than Cleverley.

[N'ZMAV]

I was hopeful when we signed Cleverley. But, he's poor. He has no part to his game where he excels. Glad he won't be here next season.