Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)

[Richard E]

Well, I have to say I am very disappointed that no-one has commented "Do you really think we'll pull through?"

There were times when I could have murdered Herd

I would hate anything to happen to him, though.

[Dave Cooper please]

Well, I have to say I am very disappointed that no-one has commented "Do you really think we'll pull through?"

I think I may have just followed through if that's any help.

[PeterWithesShin]

When they announced the new contract for Lambert there was Panic on the streets of Birmingham.

[Brian Taylor]

The young Roy..no change there then!


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[Ian.]

Yep, spot on and a coma with no idea when or or we awake.

Maybe we'll re-enact Kill Bill. We'll come out of our coma seeking vengeance on the rest of the Premiership. We'll lay waste to all who come to Villa park and we'll win the league. We'd have to play in an all yellow Kit though, and have Uma Thurman as our team mascot.

I'm sure Roy would rather have Uma whispering in his ear that our big cuddly Lion.

[Risso]

Well, I have to say I am very disappointed that no-one has commented "Do you really think we'll pull through?"

There were times when I could have murdered Herd

I would hate anything to happen to him, though.

Never mind Morrissey, the band we resemble most at the moment is our assistant manager's namesake, Keane. Bland, insipid and utterly lacking in imagination.

[supertom]

Yep, spot on and a coma with no idea when or or we awake.

Maybe we'll re-enact Kill Bill. We'll come out of our coma seeking vengeance on the rest of the Premiership. We'll lay waste to all who come to Villa park and we'll win the league. We'd have to play in an all yellow Kit though, and have Uma Thurman as our team mascot.

I'm sure Roy would rather have Uma whispering in his ear that our big cuddly Lion.

Conversely, Uma would probably rather have a Lion whispering in her ear than Roy Keane.

[rob_bridge]

Well, I have to say I am very disappointed that no-one has commented "Do you really think we'll pull through?"

There were times when I could have murdered Herd

I would hate anything to happen to him, though.

Never mind Morrissey, the band we resemble most at the moment is our assistant manager's namesake, Keane. Bland, insipid and utterly lacking in imagination.

Perceptive and Accurate

Speaking of the band has there ever been a more characterless front man in the history of music

[andyaston]

When they announced the new contract for Lambert there was Panic on the streets of Birmingham.

Ban the DJ.

[ciggiesnbeer]

Yep, spot on and a coma with no idea when or or we awake.

Maybe we'll re-enact Kill Bill. We'll come out of our coma seeking vengeance on the rest of the Premiership. We'll lay waste to all who come to Villa park and we'll win the league. We'd have to play in an all yellow Kit though, and have Uma Thurman as our team mascot.

I'm sure Roy would rather have Uma whispering in his ear that our big cuddly Lion.

By the way, am I the only person on Earth who thinks Uma Thurman is ugly? Ever since Pulp Fiction when people were tripping on how amazing looking she was I thought she was very unpleasant to look at. Just... wrong, somehow.

[RichardBatchelor]

I think Keane is doing a great job. There is some steel, organisation and desire to be seen on the pitch this season (something that has sadly been missing for far too long). I actually like him. I find his honesty refreshing. He's a battler. Being Irish (and agreeing to that job first after having 3 years out of football) it's not a big shock to me that he would put more emphasis on that job than ours. I hope in time he has a genuine affection for us and continues to do a great job for us for a considerable time. I like the way he's come out and called Ferguson too - about time somebody did.

I don't think Keane does 'affection', Diablo. He is quite professional though!

[dekko]

Yep, spot on and a coma with no idea when or or we awake.

Maybe we'll re-enact Kill Bill. We'll come out of our coma seeking vengeance on the rest of the Premiership. We'll lay waste to all who come to Villa park and we'll win the league. We'd have to play in an all yellow Kit though, and have Uma Thurman as our team mascot.

I'm sure Roy would rather have Uma whispering in his ear that our big cuddly Lion.

By the way, am I the only person on Earth who thinks Uma Thurman is ugly? Ever since Pulp Fiction when people were tripping on how amazing looking she was I thought she was very unpleasant to look at. Just... wrong, somehow.

Shes fuglyful.  A bit like Rhianna (who has a bit of an odd face if you really look at her, and I have)

[Toronto Villa]

With the size of her slap head she'd making a brilliant Centre Half.

[Ian.]

Yep, spot on and a coma with no idea when or or we awake.

Maybe we'll re-enact Kill Bill. We'll come out of our coma seeking vengeance on the rest of the Premiership. We'll lay waste to all who come to Villa park and we'll win the league. We'd have to play in an all yellow Kit though, and have Uma Thurman as our team mascot.

I'm sure Roy would rather have Uma whispering in his ear that our big cuddly Lion.

By the way, am I the only person on Earth who thinks Uma Thurman is ugly? Ever since Pulp Fiction when people were tripping on how amazing looking she was I thought she was very unpleasant to look at. Just... wrong, somehow.

Pretty or not she's too tall for me anyway. The only place I'd be able to whisper into is her fanny!

[adrenachrome]

Well, I have to say I am very disappointed that no-one has commented "Do you really think we'll pull through?"

I think I may have just followed through if that's any help.

No help at all.

But if you you hand your untreated underpants into your local dry cleaners, you will be able to say you have pulled a Carol (Vorderman) © Chico Hamilton.