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Title: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Tokyo Sexwhale on June 02, 2014, 08:29:00 PM
According to The Mirror, we're chasing him!

www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/aston-villa-chase-roy-keane-3638096
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: N'ZMAV on June 02, 2014, 08:29:41 PM
Get rid of two bullies and then appoint Roy Keane. Doubt it.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: cdbearsfan on June 02, 2014, 08:30:28 PM
Struggling to see why anyone would turn down the manager's job at Celtic for an assistant job at Villa? Seems pretty unlikely.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: dave shelley on June 02, 2014, 08:37:33 PM
This could make sense from Keane's point of view.  He gets to continue with Ireland, keeps his hand in at club level and, should any take-over occur and the new owners don't fancy him; he goes back to Ireland with possibly a pay-off and non the worse for wear.  It's a win win for him.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on June 02, 2014, 08:38:25 PM
Fuck off no way. Cowans is the man END OF
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: LeeB on June 02, 2014, 08:41:05 PM
In the absence of anything remotely resembling hope at Villa Park, I'll take bringing Keane in.

I do wonder if some of those fans sat by the dugouts would be so chirpy.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Matt C on June 02, 2014, 08:42:25 PM
I'd take that.

He's someone who perhaps will do better as a coach rather than manager I suspect.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: SO Villa on June 02, 2014, 08:44:39 PM
I'd take that.

He's someone who perhaps will do better as a coach rather than manager I suspect.

I'm not sure about that. He doesn't strike me as somebody who would have the necessary patience to work with players less talented than he was. ie. our entire squad.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Matt C on June 02, 2014, 08:47:18 PM
He demands the best. We could with a bit of that about the place.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: not3bad on June 02, 2014, 08:47:34 PM
Well, I didn't see that one coming, even as a rumour.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: olaftab on June 02, 2014, 08:48:22 PM
Oh my word! What a depressing article all around. Take on a complete failure at club management level and let him keep his other jobs. How desperate are we now? And to top it all Senderos.....
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Toronto Villa on June 02, 2014, 08:49:02 PM
He demands the best. We could with a bit of that about the place.

he hates losing that much we all know. I wouldn't want him as manager because there is so much more to the job. But we need to create a culture of winning down there and for all of his faults he's done plenty of winning. I'd be surprised if this is true though.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: SoccerHQ on June 02, 2014, 08:49:16 PM
As people are saying he could be a good appointment concerning the young players like Lowton, Westwood and Weimann who's standards unquestionably dropped last season.

My main issue is if we have a poor start and get rid of Lambert I wouldn't be as confident with Keane in a caretaker role on a limited budget than say someone like Steve Clarke.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Smirker on June 02, 2014, 09:01:56 PM
I'd take that.

He's someone who perhaps will do better as a coach rather than manager I suspect.

He's a psycho. Don't want him anywhere near the club.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Villa in Denmark on June 02, 2014, 09:14:20 PM
I'd take that.

He's someone who perhaps will do better as a coach rather than manager I suspect.

He's a psycho. Don't want him anywhere near the club.

He's definitely not the most stable of individuals, and I definitely don't want him associated with the club in any way, shape or form.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: kiddylion on June 02, 2014, 09:17:04 PM
Bring him in,he's a born winner
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on June 02, 2014, 09:17:55 PM
I was slating him today in the pub. I should keep my gob shut, we signed Harewood last time I slated someone
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Witton Warrior on June 02, 2014, 09:18:19 PM
I'd take that.

He's someone who perhaps will do better as a coach rather than manager I suspect.

He's a psycho. Don't want him anywhere near the club.

He's definitely not the most stable of individuals, and I definitely don't want him associated with the club in any way, shape or form.

After reading his biography I would not want to be in the same time-zone let alone stadium as him!
Man on the edge, dangerous individual etc...
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Chris Jameson on June 02, 2014, 09:25:28 PM
I like Roy Keane. He might kill Adrian Chiles.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: cdbearsfan on June 02, 2014, 09:28:06 PM
IF we are going to keep Lambert, then we should bring in (within reason) whoever he wants, to give him the best support possible. However, I'd rather get rid of him and, I suspect, so would any potential new owner. So it would seem pretty unlikely we'd add a new member of staff, purely to support Lambert, then have to pay him off if a new owner arrives. If we did appoint him, it would suggest to me that change of ownership is still miles away from being agreed and that Lerner has, perhaps resignedly, began to look forward to next season.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: dave.woodhall on June 02, 2014, 09:29:45 PM
Bring him in,he's a born winner

As a player.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Lucky Eddie on June 02, 2014, 09:30:46 PM
Thanks but no thanks. Thirty years ago maybe; but not in this pampered era.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: ciggiesnbeer on June 02, 2014, 09:30:56 PM
I do not know much about him as a coach.

But the immediate negatives are:

1.) More British/Irish coaches. I want to see Villa playing a possession game with modern tactics. This is rare in British/Irish coaches. As far as I know he does not have a reputation for it.

2.) ManU connection.

3.) Even more old firm connections with our club. Homestly both teams are crap and play crap football, I dont want that for Villa.

Positives are

1.) Takes no shit.

2.) Bad mouthed Ferguson.


err thats it.



Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Lucky Eddie on June 02, 2014, 09:33:06 PM
Having just read Chris Jamesons post I'd like to do a u turn of Unsworth proportions and hire Roy immediately x
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: PaulWinch again on June 02, 2014, 09:33:23 PM
No thanks.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: saunders_heroes on June 02, 2014, 09:34:19 PM
Can't see Keane coming here for the short term so if it happens it must mean we're to be stuck with Lambert into next season. Not sure what to make of that. I want Lambert out, but perhaps any new owner may give him a season in charge to see what he can do with some real investment.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Yossarian on June 02, 2014, 09:34:24 PM
No difference between him and Ally Brown.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: olaftab on June 02, 2014, 09:37:57 PM
Bring him in,he's a born winner
Winner? You should ask Sunderland and Ipswich fans. Great player useless manager no coach.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Steve67 on June 02, 2014, 09:39:46 PM
The players need a good kick up the arse, perhaps not literally! Not sure on this one.  It's probably bull anyway. The Mirror ffs!!!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: PaulWinch again on June 02, 2014, 09:42:32 PM
Bring him in,he's a born winner
Winner? You should ask Sunderland and Ipswich fans. Great player useless manager no coach.

Indeed.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: silhillvilla on June 02, 2014, 09:43:12 PM
Can he play Left Back ?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Steve kirk on June 02, 2014, 09:44:56 PM
Roy Keane as assistant manager?, very strange times down at Villa Park so this could well be true.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: silhillvilla on June 02, 2014, 09:46:46 PM
When lambert gets the chop around sept, Keano will step up to manager and Shay Given will become CEO and be handed the keys to Aston Hall.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Gregorys Boy on June 02, 2014, 09:47:29 PM
Its a entertaining rumor I will give the Mirror that, but I still call bullshit on it ::)

I think he just wants to focus on helping Ireland out, that is a great chance for him.

Also I can see the point in signing players with everything else at the club still to be settled, but if you don't know the future of the manager then why bring in another assistant right now?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Clampy on June 02, 2014, 09:47:52 PM
Bring him in,he's a born winner
Winner? You should ask Sunderland and Ipswich fans. Great player useless manager no coach.

He didn't do a fat lot at Ipswich. He did get Sunderland promoted though didn't he?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Toronto Villa on June 02, 2014, 09:49:04 PM
it's not just in The Mirror anymore. A lot of other papers are now mentioning it, so I reckon there could be some legs in this. He removes himself from any contention at Celtic, gets an endorsement about Villa from MON (which I think he'd do despite being a spiteful bastard) and becomes assistant to Lambert. Very odd.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: brontebilly on June 02, 2014, 09:49:49 PM
The last thing the club needs is another one of the management team not showing up at the training ground.

one of the best players and biggest hypocrites produced by the game in the past 25 years.

sad but Keane is nothing more that a rent a quote mercenary at this stage and a particularly ill-informed one at that.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: The Man With A Stick on June 02, 2014, 09:51:08 PM
Can we not ban anyone with Old Firm connections from the club for the next, say, 10,000 years?  Bar one or two, they've all been a shower of shit.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: dave.woodhall on June 02, 2014, 09:51:51 PM
There's definitely some truth in it. It doesn't exactly bode well for peace and harmony, nor for a more enlightened style of play. 
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: silhillvilla on June 02, 2014, 09:52:23 PM
I'd have him in just for the post match interviews .
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Toronto Villa on June 02, 2014, 09:52:39 PM
We could do with a bit of Roy Keane in the Villa midfield.

I am willing to give him a chance but it seems quite the risk.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Villa in Denmark on June 02, 2014, 09:53:55 PM
There's definitely some truth in it. It doesn't exactly bode well for peace and harmony, nor for a more enlightened style of play.

Can I be the first to say "Oh fucking Hell."
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: PaulWinch again on June 02, 2014, 09:54:24 PM
I really don't think his time in coaching has proved to be any great success, but to be honest at the moment who knows what's going on.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Monty on June 02, 2014, 09:54:50 PM
This makes sense. You get rid of Culverhouse and Karsa, with all the rumours circulating about why, and for contrast you bring in Roy Keane and, presumably, either Mike Tyson or Russell Crowe.

I have to say, I'd love to see how the Villa hierarchy would do if you sat them down with an A-level logic paper and gave them an hour. This would not be the first decision they've made which betrays a lack of particularly ordered thinking.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: PaulWinch again on June 02, 2014, 09:57:29 PM
Yes there doesn't seem a lot of sense to what's going on at the moment, I really hope a takeover happens soon.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Clampy on June 02, 2014, 09:59:27 PM

I have to say, I'd love to see how the Villa hierarchy would do if you sat them down with an A-level logic paper and gave them an hour. This would not be the first decision they've made which betrays a lack of particularly ordered thinking.

In fairness Lerner can't exactly choose Lambert's backroom staff for him so this would be Lambert's choice if it is true.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: brontebilly on June 02, 2014, 10:00:27 PM
Can we not ban anyone with Old Firm connections from the club for the next, say, 10,000 years?  Bar one or two, they've all been a shower of shit.

Keane's connections with Glasgow are tenuous at best. He got a huge contract there and quit after less than six months.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: kiddylion on June 02, 2014, 10:00:46 PM
Bring him in,he's a born winner
Winner? You should ask Sunderland and Ipswich fans. Great player useless manager no coach.


Indeed.
He got Sunderland promoted as champions & hadn't won a game when he was appointed.
Admit he didn't do anything at Ipswich though.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Toronto Villa on June 02, 2014, 10:00:50 PM
We need this takeover to happen quickly so that we can move past a lot of this.

Optimistically, this is just a short term step and he doesn't sign any long term deal. He is staying as Republic assistant so may be this is just to help out at the club until there is some degree of certainty. It could be just Lambert's old boss lending a hand and helping out by sending Keane.

*desperately clutches at straws*
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Monty on June 02, 2014, 10:01:26 PM

I have to say, I'd love to see how the Villa hierarchy would do if you sat them down with an A-level logic paper and gave them an hour. This would not be the first decision they've made which betrays a lack of particularly ordered thinking.

In fairness Lerner can't exactly choose Lambert's backroom staff for him so this would be Lambert's choice if it is true.

Quite, though Lerner's shown himself perfectly capable in the past of reason-defying balls-ups. It's quite a pair we've got in charge.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: PaulWinch again on June 02, 2014, 10:02:03 PM
We need this takeover to happen quickly so that we can move past a lot of this.

Optimistically, this is just a short term step and he doesn't sign any long term deal. He is staying as Republic assistant so may be this is just to help out at the club until there is some degree of certainty. It could be just Lambert's old boss lending a hand and helping out by sending Keane.

*desperately clutches at straws*

I agree, we can't keep drifting along like this.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Jimbo on June 02, 2014, 10:04:19 PM
Didn't see that coming. But they could dig up the mouldering bones of the late Larry Grayson and install them as part-time assistant manager and it still wouldn't surprise me. These are surely some crazy days at the club.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: cdbearsfan on June 02, 2014, 10:07:08 PM
I wouldn't necessarily mind Keane as assistant manager the more I think of it. He's had a mixed record as manager, gaining promotion with Sunderland before failing eventually (like just about every Sunderland manager I can remember) and then did just about bugger all with Ipswich. However, his failings seems to have been in the transfer market. That remit doesn't lie with the assistant manager anyway. For a while we've said we lack a bit of fight and desire and I think he could perhaps inspire a dressing room in a way that Lambert seems unable to on a regular basis. So I would never really want Keane as manager but he might do a job as assistant.

My main gripe with appointing Keane is that it would almost certainly seem to indicate that we're sticking with Lambert for the foreseeable future.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Nastylee on June 02, 2014, 10:08:08 PM
I think this would be a great move. Someone who is massively respected in the game, a player that would get into most all time Prem elevens and a proven winner. It's about time someone shook our complacent sqaud up. Players like Gabby need someone like Keane giving them kick up the arse. For those that say having the job in addition to the Ireland job wouldn't work then realise that during international week there are very few players around the place anyway. I certainly wouldn't be against it and being a psycho on the pitch doesn't make you one off it.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Monty on June 02, 2014, 10:09:03 PM
I see absolutely nothing in Keane's background and record which would indicate a shake-up in the style of play. In fact, if anything, he might help make it even worse.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: ciggiesnbeer on June 02, 2014, 10:09:17 PM
Can Keane please take the snide interviews from Pat Murphy and radio WM? That I would pay to see.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: SamTheMouse on June 02, 2014, 10:13:29 PM
The guy is a nasty piece of work and has never shown any aptitude for either coaching or management.

Seriously, what the hell are they thinking?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Chris Smith on June 02, 2014, 10:14:18 PM
Given the uncertainty around the club it might not be that easy to attract a coach other than one with another job to fall back on. So if it happens I'd see it as another pragmatic choice, in the same vein as keeping Lambert on while Lerner looks for a buyer.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: silhillvilla on June 02, 2014, 10:16:28 PM
I think he's exactly what is needed down there. If nothing else he will speak openly about what the hell is going on. Bring it on .
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Gregorys Boy on June 02, 2014, 10:16:35 PM
Assistant manager is a good role for him to develop in while he learns to be a better manager, just not our assistant manager.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: LeeB on June 02, 2014, 10:16:52 PM
Given the uncertainty around the club it might not be that easy to attract a coach other than one with another job to fall back on. So if it happens I'd see it as another pragmatic choice, in the same vein as keeping Lambert on while Lerner looks for a buyer.

Good point Chris.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Gareth on June 02, 2014, 10:17:21 PM
Should help get rid of the namby pamby wussy 'we go again' nonsense that we get patronised with after every defeat. 

Finally we'd actually have a captain who is bothered and gets into them when we concede a goal....shame he isn't 10-12 years younger :-)

Senderos....just what we need another slow centre half :-)
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Bully2345 on June 02, 2014, 10:18:37 PM
Villa fans in meltdown for 18th time this year. It's getting tedious now
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: KevinGage on June 02, 2014, 10:19:35 PM
Don't think there is much in this.

Keane has even gone as far as discussing with Aiden McGeady where he would relocate to if he took the Celtic job (Edinburgh, apparently).

He might be mates with Lambert, but PL is on a sticky wicket himself.  So, aside from using our name to get a better contract out of Celtic, I don't see this one making sense.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: cdbearsfan on June 02, 2014, 10:20:34 PM
He's already turned Celtic down, hasn't he?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: cdbearsfan on June 02, 2014, 10:21:02 PM
Actually come to think of it he did say "I won't be taking a pay cut" so you may be right.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: silhillvilla on June 02, 2014, 10:21:14 PM
Senderos is actually better than anything we've got , possibly with the exception of Okore who we know too little about to judge at this stage.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 02, 2014, 10:23:41 PM
Given the uncertainty around the club it might not be that easy to attract a coach other than one with another job to fall back on. So if it happens I'd see it as another pragmatic choice, in the same vein as keeping Lambert on while Lerner looks for a buyer.

Surely if that was a constraint, moving someone up from within would make more sense?

I can't see the point in this.

Every single thing I have read about Keane as a manager has mentioned he's got awful player management skills. Having just dropped two coaches who, apparently, were arseholes who alienated people, I don't see why we'd then move Roy Keane in.

I am limited in how much I'll get annoyed by it, because I think I'm so resigned to piss poor standards, I don't think I care any more, but this would just be another totally nuts appointment by a board who really don't know what they're doing.

Mental.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Monty on June 02, 2014, 10:24:30 PM
Senderos is actually better than anything we've got , possibly with the exception of Okore who we know too little about to judge at this stage.

He's not a patch on Vlaar.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Jimbo on June 02, 2014, 10:26:48 PM
Pat Murphy saying it might happen, and it might not. Thanks, Pat.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on June 02, 2014, 10:26:58 PM
He'll put a tree in midfield as well
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: KevinGage on June 02, 2014, 10:27:16 PM
Actually come to think of it he did say "I won't be taking a pay cut" so you may be right.

Aye, sounds like he has turned down their initial offer.

But Dermot Desmond wants him, so I'd be surprised if they just leave it at that. 

They offered him more than Lennon, but if he can say 'this is what I'd be getting from TV, the Ireland Assistant Managers job and the Villa job: match or better that,'  it puts him in a stronger position to get what he wants.  Greedy bastard.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Broughty-Villian on June 02, 2014, 10:28:11 PM
No and No and thrice No

The man has not got a clue how to manage, and I struggle to see why Mon even has him as his sideprick.

Also He turned down the Septic job with the aside "Why would I take a pay cut" So he would never come to the cut-price Villa
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: claret and blue blood on June 02, 2014, 10:32:13 PM
Can't see Lambert working with Keane,why did Lambert go to Germany?
None of us saw this coming,what next Heskey as coach?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Des Little on June 02, 2014, 10:35:50 PM
Can't see Lambert working with Keane,why did Lambert go to Germany?
None of us saw this coming,what next Heskey as coach?

Agreed. If he's coming, it won't be alongside Lambert. No chance.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: cdbearsfan on June 02, 2014, 10:36:02 PM
why did Lambert go to Germany?

Presumably because he thought Borussia Dortmund was a step up from Motherwell.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Clampy on June 02, 2014, 10:38:43 PM
Pat Murphy has tweeted that 'it might happen, it might not'. 

Yeah, thanks for that.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: claret and blue blood on June 02, 2014, 10:54:48 PM
Oops nearly forgot can someone let TBAR know,shame to keep them in the dark!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Des Little on June 02, 2014, 10:57:39 PM
Don't worry, Keane's plane was spotted earlier. It's all covered.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: cdbearsfan on June 02, 2014, 11:02:43 PM
Don't worry, Keane's plane was spotted earlier. It's all covered.

I live pretty near the airport and I'm sure I could hear somebody shouting "Oi! Stewardess! Shove this ready meal up yer bollix!".
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: adrenachrome on June 02, 2014, 11:04:03 PM
From the Daily Heil:

Quote
Lambert and Keane held talks before Celtic’s failed attempt to land their former midfielder and he will replace former assistant manager Ian Culverhouse, who was sacked last month.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2646560/Roy-Keane-set-Aston-Villa-No-2-pulling-race-Celtic-manager.html#ixzz33WPooIRl (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2646560/Roy-Keane-set-Aston-Villa-No-2-pulling-race-Celtic-manager.html#ixzz33WPooIRl)
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 02, 2014, 11:06:21 PM
Where did that thing about Keane wanking his dog come from?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: cdbearsfan on June 02, 2014, 11:08:45 PM
Where did that thing about Keane wanking his dog come from?

A really, really angry vet.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Des Little on June 02, 2014, 11:13:53 PM
Where did that thing about Keane wanking his dog come from?

TBAR
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: richtheholtender on June 02, 2014, 11:15:52 PM
Don't know if it has been mentioned, but a friend told me last week that Keane was at the Hull game.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on June 02, 2014, 11:18:09 PM
ITK this one is definitely on the cards but not done.  Lambert and Keane were spotted and heard talking about players and medical staff at the belfry around 10 days ago.  Thought nothing of it at the time put it down to them just being old Celtic mates.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 02, 2014, 11:20:30 PM
Don't know if it has been mentioned, but a friend told me last week that Keane was at the Hull game.

Surely that could be down to his job with the ROI.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on June 02, 2014, 11:24:48 PM
Forgot to say 'ADMIN' is due to call it in ten minutes.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: ozzjim on June 02, 2014, 11:25:42 PM
He was shown in the stands on the TV, but was presumed there with ROI duties.

If Given ended up staying and continuing his role, I guess it could work, but I have many, many doubts!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: brontebilly on June 02, 2014, 11:26:30 PM
He was shown in the stands on the TV, but was presumed there with ROI duties.

If Given ended up staying and continuing his role, I guess it could work, but I have many, many doubts!

Given and Keane hate each other....
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on June 02, 2014, 11:28:23 PM
Iain Dowie being bought in as Director of Football Operations
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: ozzjim on June 02, 2014, 11:30:11 PM
He was shown in the stands on the TV, but was presumed there with ROI duties.

If Given ended up staying and continuing his role, I guess it could work, but I have many, many doubts!

Given and Keane hate each other....

Like I said, it could work.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: ciggiesnbeer on June 02, 2014, 11:35:47 PM
Looks like Pat Murphy saying this isnt a done deal.

Done deal then. Welcome Roy.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: ozzjim on June 02, 2014, 11:36:09 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27673752

This article suggest he is unlikely to take it.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: olaftab on June 02, 2014, 11:43:01 PM
Don't know if it has been mentioned, but a friend told me last week that Keane was at the Hull game.
Yeah right.....are we supposed to really believe you have a friend?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: tomd2103 on June 02, 2014, 11:44:36 PM
Given the uncertainty around the club it might not be that easy to attract a coach other than one with another job to fall back on. So if it happens I'd see it as another pragmatic choice, in the same vein as keeping Lambert on while Lerner looks for a buyer.

Surely if that was a constraint, moving someone up from within would make more sense?

I can't see the point in this.

Every single thing I have read about Keane as a manager has mentioned he's got awful player management skills. Having just dropped two coaches who, apparently, were arseholes who alienated people, I don't see why we'd then move Roy Keane in.

I am limited in how much I'll get annoyed by it, because I think I'm so resigned to piss poor standards, I don't think I care any more, but this would just be another totally nuts appointment by a board who really don't know what they're doing.

Mental.

Heard Matt Holland on Talksport this morning talking about Roy Keane in relation to the Celtic job.  He was saying that the people he had spoken to in the Irish set up were all very impressed with Keane's training and his handling of the players.  Maybe he has learned a few lessons.   
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Tuscans on June 02, 2014, 11:47:52 PM
Sky have started reporting the same things....

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11677/9335846/premier-league-roy-keane-to-become-aston-villa-assistant-according-to-sky-sources
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: cdbearsfan on June 02, 2014, 11:50:05 PM
The Yellow Peril has appeared on Sky Sports News... "Roy Keane in talks to become Aston Villa's assistant manager".

Oh, and Falcao is out of the World Cup so I won't be betting on Colombia as I was considering doing.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: ozzjim on June 02, 2014, 11:51:29 PM
Thing is if going for Keane, why not go and get Meulensteen who is at least a genuinely renowned coach.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: cdbearsfan on June 02, 2014, 11:52:32 PM
Maybe they're worried he might try and turn a dead body into a monster?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: adrenachrome on June 02, 2014, 11:58:41 PM
Thing is if going for Keane, why not go and get Meulensteen who is at least a genuinely renowned coach.

He did a good job of shafting us at Craven Cottage, that's for sure.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: wozwebs on June 02, 2014, 11:59:07 PM
If he can teach our midfielders how to tackle properly and inspire some of the determination and passion in our players that he had when he was playing then i'm all for it. I even like him as a pundit as he says what he thinks rather than the usual cliche rubbish that gets spouted. Plus he scares the shit out of Adrian Chiles on Live TV each time!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Sexual Ealing on June 03, 2014, 12:01:38 AM
This can only mean that the new owners are Guinness. Or Sinn Fein. To be sure.

Given the relentless tide of disappointment we've had as Villa fans over the last few years I'd say that Paisley's lot are more likely than Sinn Fein. "Noooooooooo".
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: ciggiesnbeer on June 03, 2014, 12:05:46 AM
This can only mean that the new owners are Guinness. Or Sinn Fein. To be sure.

Given the relentless tide of disappointment we've had as Villa fans over the last few years I'd say that Paisley's lot are more likely than Sinn Fein. "Noooooooooo".

This is Villa. We would probably hire both on four year deals with the remit to bring harmony to the dressing room and fan base.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Sexual Ealing on June 03, 2014, 12:06:59 AM
With green and orange checks under the armpits for added zest.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on June 03, 2014, 12:33:45 AM
Maybe they're worried he might try and turn a dead body into a monster?

As silly comments go, that's ace.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Californian Villain on June 03, 2014, 12:52:29 AM
If he can teach our midfielders how to tackle properly and inspire some of the determination and passion in our players that he had when he was playing then i'm all for it. I even like him as a pundit as he says what he thinks rather than the usual cliche rubbish that gets spouted. Plus he scares the shit out of Adrian Chiles on Live TV each time!


Finally, the correct answer.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: DeKuip on June 03, 2014, 01:23:06 AM
I like the sound of it, he could be just the type of character we need around the place.
For one thing it shows that Lambert means business and intends to shake things up a bit rather just bide his time waiting for a pay off if and when new owners come in. It would be a brave choice on his part too, having such a high profile no.2.
Whoever comes in at this stage is really only going to be for the short term anyway so it's pointless thinking about a whole new coaching philosophy and big picture planning until the takeover.
To those that point to Keane's failings as a manager - maybe he's more cut-out to being a no.2. There are plenty of good assistants who never quite make as bosses. He can't be any worse than some of the others we've had in recent years.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Toronto Villa on June 03, 2014, 01:27:41 AM
The more I think about the more I see it is a short term fix that would be easily terminated if the assumed change occurs. I don't think the club will be handing out any deals beyond a year and this could be one where both parties understand the situation going in. It is likely quite difficult to find an assistant, coaches, even players with such uncertainty.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Louzie0 on June 03, 2014, 01:57:59 AM
I like the sound of it, he could be just the type of character we need around the place.
For one thing it shows that Lambert means business and intends to shake things up a bit rather just bide his time waiting for a pay off if and when new owners come in. It would be a brave choice on his part too, having such a high profile no.2.
Whoever comes in at this stage is really only going to be for the short term anyway so it's pointless thinking about a whole new coaching philosophy and big picture planning until the takeover.
To those that point to Keane's failings as a manager - maybe he's more cut-out to being a no.2. There are plenty of good assistants who never quite make as bosses. He can't be any worse than some of the others we've had in recent years.

I can think of worse fates than Roy Keane working with our lads, especially in defence.
I think he would be a real asset.

His experience is fantastic and when he explains what he knows, what a brilliant advantage to have in the coaching set up at the club. We are really lucky to get him, if the reports are true.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Monty on June 03, 2014, 02:03:48 AM
Is this the kind of character we need about the place? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_st29mlQwU)

Really, no. We have to have some standards.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Steve R on June 03, 2014, 02:25:50 AM
Thing is if going for Keane, why not go and get Meulensteen who is at least a genuinely renowned coach.

That would make far more sense.

Keane is a total nutter. And not in a good way.

I'd rather appoint his dog.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Mister E on June 03, 2014, 06:35:25 AM
Also reported in the Guardian.
From one bully to another ... Desperate stuff.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Olneythelonely on June 03, 2014, 06:41:58 AM
This is a disaster waiting to happen.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: manic-road on June 03, 2014, 07:21:09 AM
I may be in the minority but I think it would be a decent short term appointment for the club. Can't be any worse than Karsa and Culverhouse.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Wiggz on June 03, 2014, 07:27:39 AM
The issue I have with Roy Keane are two fold....

1) We need some stability at Villa.  Keane is a high cost, high risk, and frankly, high maintenance overhead we can ill afford (commercially or professionally) at Villa Park currently.  We need stability, and I don't think Keane fits that bill.  I do agree with another poster on here regarding his assets as a midfield dominator and the inspiration to our team.  However that asset list is often offset against the public and unwarranted commentary he provides whilst within a job. 

Now this one is more worrying to me:

2) As previously mentioned.  Keane is not going to be cheap.  He also wouldn't go to a lower tier premier league club (according to standards) in order to be a number 2 to an under pressure manager at a time of uncertainty at the club...would he?  Well, the only reason I can see for this happening is his eye on the Number 1 job when Lambert gets turfed out under new owners.  Which also leads me to believe that somebody somewhere might be sniffing around as why else would we be appointing somebody of that ilk?

Personally, I'd hate to see Keane at the club currently.  We're not a good fit for him, nor he, us.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: VinnieChase84 on June 03, 2014, 07:32:58 AM
This is a disaster waiting to happen.
Agree - skip forward to beginning of October, were in the bottom 3, playing shite, he has a bust up and leaves his role. More turmoil, mid season and another bloody reason for lambert to moan about how hard he's had it.
No thanks
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: villasjf on June 03, 2014, 07:37:51 AM
Him and DiCanio as the dream team NOT. NO WAY.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: silhillvilla on June 03, 2014, 07:42:09 AM
What could possibly go wrong
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: SamTheMouse on June 03, 2014, 07:43:56 AM
If he comes, who will be manager and who will be assistant?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: mrastonvilla on June 03, 2014, 07:55:02 AM
I was really hoping for someone with a decent experienced coaching pedigree to come in and help make the best of what we have. I'm not sure that Roy Keane fits with that? In fact I'm not sure what they are trying to achieve by taking him on as assistant manager / coach. I cant imagine that he's going to come here on the cheap either. Bizarre. 
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Edvard Remberg on June 03, 2014, 08:23:08 AM
We complain because we are to nice. Club looks at appointing someone who can coach no-bs approach - and we complain.

If he can teach our midfield to boss games - then I'm happy with RK.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Jimbo on June 03, 2014, 08:23:10 AM
One thing's for sure, if Keane does join us he won't be impressed by the comfortable losing culture at the club.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Villan For Life on June 03, 2014, 08:26:45 AM
I was only wondering yesterday when the Celtic news broke about what clubs see in Roy Keane.

Now he's linked with the Villa. Pass me a drink.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Boz on June 03, 2014, 08:31:12 AM
If he's going to continue with his other jobs, I don't see how he can give a 100% to the Villa coaching that is certainly required. Also s has been already said, with Keane's personality, I can't see Lambert being in charge as he doesn't seem to be a dominant sort of person which is why the previous coaches were getting away with crap coaching and playing strategies.

It's a no for Keane from me
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: fredm on June 03, 2014, 09:06:38 AM
In respect of Keane's ROI duties, surely these only come into play during the international breaks when Bodymoor Heath shuts down anyway, except for those not on international duty and presumably those are given some time off. No in depth coaching/tactics would be worked on during these periods.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: mr underhill on June 03, 2014, 09:10:15 AM
Roy's only redeeming quality to me is that he's a Bob Dylan fan. Other than that, he's gone from being a thug in shorts, to a thug in a track suit, to a thug in a suit. A 100% no. But as someone said earlier, I like his dog.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Clampy on June 03, 2014, 09:13:06 AM
I'd have thought with a qualifying campaign starting in September, he would have wanted to devote his time to ROI. Should be interesting if he comes in though.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on June 03, 2014, 09:22:15 AM
I think its a good idea. We need some fire on the pitch and the players obviously need some motivation. It will increase the enjoyment of post match interviews by a million fold.

Also:

Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 03, 2014, 09:26:38 AM
We complain because we are to nice. Club looks at appointing someone who can coach no-bs approach - and we complain.

If he can teach our midfield to boss games - then I'm happy with RK.

People are complaining because he's got a record of failure as a coach. I don't know about anyone else, but I don't want us to have a coaching team who will point out how shit we are. I want a coaching team that will stop us being shit. There is nothing in Keane's non playing career to suggest he is that.

Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: MoetVillan on June 03, 2014, 09:43:55 AM
This has got HR violation written all over it
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: claretandbeer on June 03, 2014, 09:44:00 AM
Oops nearly forgot can someone let TBAR know,shame to keep them in the dark!
What's far worse is that nearly all of them are hailing it as great news.Nobody over there seems able to join up the dots from Culverhouse to Keane nor look at Keane's managerial record.He does ,however,have the ability to stare and shout.Let's forget about all this progressive football nonsense,just go back to the trusted British method...more effort.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: richtheholtender on June 03, 2014, 09:50:12 AM
Don't know if it has been mentioned, but a friend told me last week that Keane was at the Hull game.
Yeah right.....are we supposed to really believe you have a friend?


I do honestly, he follows me everywhere but other people can't see him.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Chris Smith on June 03, 2014, 09:52:54 AM
We complain because we are to nice. Club looks at appointing someone who can coach no-bs approach - and we complain.

If he can teach our midfield to boss games - then I'm happy with RK.

People are complaining because he's got a record of failure as a coach. I don't know about anyone else, but I don't want us to have a coaching team who will point out how shit we are. I want a coaching team that will stop us being shit. There is nothing in Keane's non playing career to suggest he is that.



I am still struggling to come up with anything other than this being short term expediency. We are not in a position to be offering long term contracts, there isn't anyone in house who has shown the slightest inclination to do it and after the Kevin Mac experiment I'm not sure how good an idea it is anyway.

I don't like Roy Keane but for a few months while the bigger picture is sorted out it makes sense.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: QBVILLA on June 03, 2014, 09:55:54 AM
We complain because we are to nice. Club looks at appointing someone who can coach no-bs approach - and we complain.

If he can teach our midfield to boss games - then I'm happy with RK.

People are complaining because he's got a record of failure as a coach. I don't know about anyone else, but I don't want us to have a coaching team who will point out how shit we are. I want a coaching team that will stop us being shit. There is nothing in Keane's non playing career to suggest he is that.



To be fair he took Sunderland up and kept them up.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: RussellC on June 03, 2014, 09:58:40 AM
I don't really understand the problem with this appointment. His managerial record certainly isn't very good, but he'll demand the respect of the dressing room immediately- something that the previous incumbent s struggled with by all accounts.

If he can get rid of our willingness to roll over and let other sides tickle our belly as often as we did last season he will have done a decent job.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Ron Manager on June 03, 2014, 10:04:59 AM
As with most things currently at Aston Villa this does not make sense. But that is a situation we can do nothing about. Apparently Keane gets on well with Lambert and all managers want their 'mates' in wherever they go.

Can't see any way this will work. Lets hope I am wrong. I usually am.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Jon Crofts on June 03, 2014, 10:08:22 AM
This has got HR violation written all over it

What the fuck is that then?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: supertom on June 03, 2014, 10:08:28 AM
Keane is too unstable and with Roy Keane the only person who will ever matter is Roy Keane. I just don't see the point in it. We apparently got rid of Culverhouse and Karsa for bullying. Keane has a reputation as a player and a manager for upsetting the players he works with.

Now in all honesty I do believe that most of our squad needs a good kick up the bloody backside, but in modern football you just cannot do it. These pampered, prima donna princesses won't take kindly to Keanes tough love.

That's all Keane will inject too. As a manager he always fell short tactically. His sides didn't really play good football. He's not going to improve our organisation, our passing, movement etc. We need  more modern coach, forward thinking, tactically minded.

No...just...no. Asking for trouble.

It's horseshit of course, so it matters not a jot.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Olneythelonely on June 03, 2014, 10:13:05 AM


It's horseshit of course, so it matters not a jot.

Unfortunately Tom, it isn't.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: PaulWinch again on June 03, 2014, 10:15:14 AM
I doubt it's horse shit, it's been picked up by the BBC now.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: UK Redsox on June 03, 2014, 10:15:38 AM
We complain because we are to nice. Club looks at appointing someone who can coach no-bs approach - and we complain.

If he can teach our midfield to boss games - then I'm happy with RK.

People are complaining because he's got a record of failure as a coach. I don't know about anyone else, but I don't want us to have a coaching team who will point out how shit we are. I want a coaching team that will stop us being shit. There is nothing in Keane's non playing career to suggest he is that.



Too right, that's our job
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Ron Manager on June 03, 2014, 10:16:03 AM
According to Sky he is currently in talks with Aston Villa.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: supertom on June 03, 2014, 10:16:45 AM
I doubt it's horse shit, it's been picked up by the BBC now.
Just seems to be too bizarre to be true.

Then again...TSM...
gulp.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on June 03, 2014, 10:17:49 AM
Paolo Di-Keanio.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Brend'Watkins on June 03, 2014, 10:19:25 AM
I can't understand why people are getting so upset about it.  Keane certainly knows the game and he may be a very good coach so let's just see. 

One thing that we could find refreshing is when he stands in for PL for after match interviews.  He will say it as it is, just as we see it. There'll be none of that "I thought we were fantastic"..."can't fault the effort" and such like.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: supertom on June 03, 2014, 10:20:55 AM
Paolo Di-Keanio.
You can imagine the two of them together conducting training whilst Lamberts in his office daydreaming about competent throw-ins. Di Canio will be running around quoting Mussollini and kicking players up the Arse as a sign of affection. Keano will just be stomping on anyone who comes within five yards of him and asking why he's having to coach the local pub side, until he finally realises it's actually our first team.
He'll install Alan Hutton as our new skipper and star player too. Lambert will be too scared to argue.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Ads on June 03, 2014, 10:28:36 AM
I hope he plays in midfield.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: JUAN PABLO on June 03, 2014, 10:30:17 AM
nothing against ex manure players but would like Gary Neville instead
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: SamTheMouse on June 03, 2014, 10:34:22 AM
While celebrating the departure of 'bully' Ian Culverhouse, the Aston Villa players are informed that he is to be replaced by Roy Keane:

(http://a.gifb.in/012013/1358446498_dramatic_boston_terrier_aka_sudden_realization_dog.gif)
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Chris Jameson on June 03, 2014, 10:34:51 AM
If it were to happen, he could hardly make things worse.

At the very least the interviews after the match will be entertaining, I can't imagine him saying how well they were doing until the fifth goal went in. 
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: yaliekins on June 03, 2014, 10:38:28 AM
No idea whether or not he'll make a good coach but I can't stand the guy, never have done.  If he had the ability to teach a midfield to boss games I'm sure he would have a better CV as a coach rather than walking into a Premier League job then rapidly dropping off & becoming a pundit (save for a PR appointment with ROI).

Another brick in the wall for my disillusionment with Villa.  Very, very tough times.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: olaftab on June 03, 2014, 10:45:05 AM
I can't understand why people are getting so upset about it.  Keane certainly knows the game and he may be a very good coach so let's just see. 
So has he got all the coaching badges that a top level Coach should have?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Jon Crofts on June 03, 2014, 10:49:04 AM
I can't understand why people are getting so upset about it.  Keane certainly knows the game and he may be a very good coach so let's just see. 
So has he got all the coaching badges that a top level Coach should have?

This is Aston Villa under Paul & Randy, we don't do top level.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: ozzjim on June 03, 2014, 10:52:51 AM
Didn't he get Sunderland promoted? So he can't be totally useless.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: bertlambshank on June 03, 2014, 10:55:23 AM
I can't get my head round this one at all.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: SamTheMouse on June 03, 2014, 10:55:29 AM
Didn't he get Sunderland promoted? So he can't be totally useless.

Yeah, I thought that. Then I remembered that Lambert got Norwich promoted, and McLeish got Small Heath promoted.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Jon Crofts on June 03, 2014, 10:56:20 AM
Didn't he get Sunderland promoted? So he can't be totally useless.

Quite.

Maybe he's even learned from his mistakes of the past?  Nah bollocks, lets just slate the fecker before he even gets appointed.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Ron Manager on June 03, 2014, 10:58:28 AM
Mmmmm. Keane as coach. Hutton as captain. Wait a minute. Sir Alex is lazin' around back in his homeland. Perhaps we could could sack Lambert and bring Taggart in as manager. He of course wouldn't do the post match interviews (unless we had won) but Roy would and thats always entertaining.

Im beginning to warm to Randy's forward thinking

I shouldn't think the players are though!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: olaftab on June 03, 2014, 11:01:22 AM
He got Sunderland promoted as champions & hadn't won a game when he was appointed.
Admit he didn't do anything at Ipswich though.
And after he got Sunderland promoted they just about managed to survive in the first season and  he walked out half way through second with Sunderland firmly in bottom 3. Where is the improvement he is going to bring our  way?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Slaphead on June 03, 2014, 11:11:23 AM
I can't understand why people are getting so upset about it.  Keane certainly knows the game and he may be a very good coach so let's just see. 
So has he got all the coaching badges that a top level Coach should have?

I am sure coaching badges are just a novelty and probably not necessary to become a good coach, just a technicality. Either way we are not appointing him as manager and I think his past experience along with working with the Ireland squad may benefit us. Also we need to remember that at least he will know the club before he takes us over and gets us promoted again.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: MoetVillan on June 03, 2014, 11:13:16 AM
This has got HR violation written all over it

What the fuck is that then?

Sorry, I just heard R5 this morning, and after what appears to have happened with karsa and Culverhouse, the last person i expected to be lined up is someone who is apparently noted for being a big shouty man. 

Added to that the similarites between MON and RK seem quite large...  If he signs, all the very best, and im hopeful he will do a great job, he has got some skill, its just chanelling it, im just a little concerned at this point.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: brian green on June 03, 2014, 11:15:50 AM
You can be sure if he comes the first name on the team sheet will be Chris Herd. I like a hard fouling bastard in a Villa shirt.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: IAmTheOneIanOlney on June 03, 2014, 11:16:23 AM
His record as a manager is kind of irrelevant, he's not going to have all of the extra burdens a manager has. So as a coach, you'd think he's going to be closer to his on-field persona than his off-field.

Not everyone's cup of tea, but surely there have to be some positives to bringing in one of the greatest players of his generation who captained and motivated every single player around him in several multi-talented, trophy winning teams? 
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Monty on June 03, 2014, 11:16:47 AM
My favourite excerpt (I think from the BBC) about Keane was 'Keane is not known as a coach, nor as someone who will improve teams tactically'. Then what the fuck precisely does he do?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Ron Manager on June 03, 2014, 11:25:08 AM
My favourite excerpt (I think from the BBC) about Keane was 'Keane is not known as a coach, nor as someone who will improve teams tactically'. Then what the fuck precisely does he do?

Stands at the side of the pitch with one of his several Rottweillers  on a piece of string!

Brilliant tactical thinking.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Ads on June 03, 2014, 11:29:04 AM
My favourite excerpt (I think from the BBC) about Keane was 'Keane is not known as a coach, nor as someone who will improve teams tactically'. Then what the fuck precisely does he do?

He waterboards players until they play better.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: olaftab on June 03, 2014, 11:29:53 AM
And Monty that in a nutshell makes me really doubt Lambert's fitness to make good decisions.
There is all this talk about he is a fighter, he is a winner, he takes no nonsense is of no value at all. He has failed as a Manager/Coach/Motivator during his season and half in the PL with Sunderland and Ipswich a bit lower.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: kiddylion on June 03, 2014, 11:39:57 AM
Is his cv as a manager/coach actually any worse than that of Culverhouse,Karsa,Peter Grant,macallister who have all held the position in the last 4 seasons?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Des Little on June 03, 2014, 11:49:58 AM
This is all becoming a great big fucking nightmare.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Dante Lavelli on June 03, 2014, 11:50:26 AM
Lambert appears to think that a hard bar-steward compliments his style.  Which suggests he see's himself as the good cuddly cop compared tothe Karsa/Keane 'bad cop'.  I cannot say I see it that wat albeit it's hard to garner any sort of personality characteristics from the interviews he gives.

Regardless what I think the club needs is better coaching so would have preferred a Clarke type appointment where the players are drilled into playing a certain type of football rather than just applying more pressure and fear onto the players.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Dave Javu on June 03, 2014, 11:54:53 AM
Now he's pulled out of travelling to Brazil to be a pundit.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/jun/03/roy-keane-pulls-out-world-cup-brazil-2014-itv-pundit

uh-oh.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Nirog72 on June 03, 2014, 11:59:06 AM
Just ? from me. What is going on.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: PaulWinch again on June 03, 2014, 12:01:25 PM
Him quitting punditry suggests he's probably decided to join.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: RussellC on June 03, 2014, 12:02:04 PM
I actually think Keane has mellowed a bit in recent years. He's actually made me chuckle a couple of times on tv this season, the first with his "I'd always be worried if Stewart Downing was my captain" prior to West Ham getting spanked by Forrest and then with his comment about not catching Fergie if he was to throw him in the air in celebration.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on June 03, 2014, 12:04:15 PM
He's off to the States with the Republic on Wednesday so if it's going to happen it'll be in the next few hours.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: papa lazarou on June 03, 2014, 12:04:31 PM
There seems to be many assumptions regarding this potential appointment.
It could well be that he is not devoid of any creative tactical talent and he might have learnt a lot over the last few years.
if he does retain his supposed nasty streak well all well and good when you consider some of our players performances last season.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: supertom on June 03, 2014, 12:05:42 PM
It would appear that if this comes to fruition it'll be more a case of it being the best we can do for now. With the club as it is right now, we're going to find it hard hiring a good coaching team on a temporary basis. If it suits Keane to come in for a couple of weeks/months or however long the uncertainty around the club lasts, then so be it. Will he have much of an impact on results? Not really. Will he make us (God forbid) any worse? Probably not (because that would take quite something).

If he pulls a Roy Keane he'll end up getting waved on his way and we'll be back to how we were for the last few games of the season.

As things stand we're not going to get any better. Any coach worth his salt will come in knowing full well that Lambert is basically a dead man walking, and any subsequent manager will probably come in with their own team.

I just wish we could get this takeover done and dusted ASAP, so we can have a bit of certainty about who we can and can't get in the playing and coaching staff.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: WarszaVillan on June 03, 2014, 12:10:29 PM
Of course this could be just the first appointment. Keane alongside a technical coach would look better.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: RussellC on June 03, 2014, 12:10:55 PM
Lambert appears to think that a hard bar-steward compliments his style.  Which suggests he see's himself as the good cuddly cop compared tothe Karsa/Keane 'bad cop'.  I cannot say I see it that wat albeit it's hard to garner any sort of personality characteristics from the interviews he gives.

Regardless what I think the club needs is better coaching so would have preferred a Clarke type appointment where the players are drilled into playing a certain type of football rather than just applying more pressure and fear onto the players.

Yes Keane had a (very) nasty-streak, but I think we're completely overlooking that he was technically (and tactically) a very good footballer. He also had an engine as good as any player I've ever seen.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Dave Javu on June 03, 2014, 12:11:53 PM
I bet the Villa squad can't wait till Mad Roy takes the field at Bodymoor for a light training session:

(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS0dK10dPGfq4vhVMye_GmkhxehYPkmixRuswXy1TlUuUaZ4jotxj2Ab1Sv)

(http://images.entertainment.ie/images_content/rectangle/620x372/keaneref.jpg)

(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQWb-VaYLW-NAgl0Gd7al4_jNgyZA61ff5uo8sWofqv8laBoBN2tC3h74gG)

(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTJ4GPxlOuvBP4sSD0FbBB1-wraNtox-Y5Oa39n2C5-ndmYdQNU27V2nhxK)

(http://www.bbc.co.uk/manchester/content/images/2005/11/18/97_keane_kick_220x300.jpg)

(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcThuWDcVYnbDCMB0c4Iw7Ss8EG9K0PwzXQ28Dj2uAKPgCVYe0-VWA)

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTXigl5hck0JHAklW80jOTdLl9BsCZqChhSHOYFl2ixyShMic6Q)

(http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38189000/jpg/_38189780_keane300.jpg)


To be fair, though, Shearer did deserve it. Probably.





Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: TheMalandro on June 03, 2014, 12:13:19 PM
I wonder if he's just playing for more money at celtic. He did mention money.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on June 03, 2014, 12:19:22 PM
Quote
He also had an engine as good as any player I've ever seen.

I wonder if you're thinking of a different kind of coach to the rest of us? Flights, Premier.....
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: not3bad on June 03, 2014, 12:27:44 PM
At least he won't be able to complain about the coaching facilities. I imagine.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: MoetVillan on June 03, 2014, 12:34:13 PM
Whoa, i forgot the Shearer thing.  My enemy's enemy is my friend.  Welcome Keane!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on June 03, 2014, 12:34:41 PM
I am in the 'anything is better than the current shambles' camp.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: LeeB on June 03, 2014, 12:39:31 PM
Bring it the fuck on, I say.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Jon Crofts on June 03, 2014, 12:43:58 PM
I am in the 'anything is better than the current shambles' camp.

Unless other fundamental changes occur, he'll just become part of the current shambles.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: hilts_coolerking on June 03, 2014, 12:45:09 PM
I have to say I don't look at everything that's wrong with the club right now and think 'what we need is Roy Keane'. 
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on June 03, 2014, 12:45:31 PM
I am in the 'anything is better than the current shambles' camp.

Unless other fundamental changes occur, he'll just become part of the current shambles.

True and mine was a weak answer borne out of a complete and utter lack of any expectancy and hope at this point.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Jon Crofts on June 03, 2014, 12:47:50 PM
I have to say I don't look at everything that's wrong with the club right now and think 'what we need is Roy Keane'. 

I had Burt Baccarach singing in my head reading that Hilts.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: hilts_coolerking on June 03, 2014, 12:49:59 PM
I have to say I don't look at everything that's wrong with the club right now and think 'what we need is Roy Keane'. 

I had Burt Baccarach singing in my head reading that Hilts.
Well that's odd because I had Tiny Tim in mine while I was writing it.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Ads on June 03, 2014, 12:53:56 PM
20 odd years too late this signing! Mind you, Townsend was a good player.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 03, 2014, 12:56:57 PM
I get the thing about him being able to keep his ROI job, too, but is that enough of an incentive to come here and sit on our bench, working for Lambert?

Seems very odd to me.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: QBVILLA on June 03, 2014, 01:06:13 PM
Can only think Keane wants to be back involved on a daily basis. Anyway for me the management team is pretty irrelevant unless the playing staff is drastically improved. Whoever is manager/coach/ assistant manager has basically got to polish a turd.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: not3bad on June 03, 2014, 01:06:32 PM
He'll also be able to continue with his media work apparently.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: ozzjim on June 03, 2014, 01:08:24 PM
Although has now pulled out of ITV's world cup coverage.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Toronto Villa on June 03, 2014, 01:11:41 PM
Before we all go nuts over this lets wait to see if it actually happens, and if it does the terms of the agreement and the extent of his role. I cannot see, given the current situation with ownership of the club that we would be giving any coach a long term deal. I think this is merely an opportunity to help out until such time as the new owner arrives.

I'm not a fan of this if it is anything beyond a short term arrangement so slating this without seeing what it actually is or becomes is a little premature.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: not3bad on June 03, 2014, 01:18:06 PM
If he comes in and does well then maybe he'll stay longer.  Otherwise the new owners will chuck him out at the same time they get rid of Lambert.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Clark W Griswold on June 03, 2014, 01:20:59 PM
I'd quite like to see it, didn't like him much as a player but he was a great player and it would raise the profile a little without the risk of him being the actual manager. His scowling, non nonsense manner always puts a smile on my face, even though he talks out of his arse at times.

I think we should re-visit the idea of Maradona for manager with Keane as assistant, would be good for a laugh anyway.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: JUAN PABLO on June 03, 2014, 01:22:02 PM
well he will definitely sort out the soft useless players there and try and get us a more nasty streak and give them some balls, we are too soft but these players will go off running to their mummy's and agents and we wont have any players to fill the gaps .
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: *shellac* on June 03, 2014, 01:22:24 PM
If he really joins, I bet £5 he will be sent off from the dugout before October.  For attempting to kill Luna.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: JUAN PABLO on June 03, 2014, 01:23:25 PM
I wonder  will he think of Tonev and Sylla .    ' I know we are mates Paul , but why oh why '

And Joe Bennett , whats he going to think of him.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Ger Regan on June 03, 2014, 01:23:56 PM
His managerial record is, in my opinion, of no particular relevance, as they're two different roles. There's countless examples of good coaches making bad managers, so I wouldn't be ruling him out on that front.

That said, I'm yet to be convinced of his coaching abilities, but am willing to give him a chance at least if it does come off.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: dave shelley on June 03, 2014, 01:24:02 PM
After Manure, this will be the biggest gig Keane will get, and that includes Celtic.  Unless his coaching and man management skills have improved 100%.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: JUAN PABLO on June 03, 2014, 01:25:59 PM
He can get Scholes in as a coach . I like him . and says what Im thinking too.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: WarszaVillan on June 03, 2014, 01:31:36 PM
Before we all go nuts over this lets wait to see if it actually happens, and if it does the terms of the agreement and the extent of his role. I cannot see, given the current situation with ownership of the club that we would be giving any coach a long term deal. I think this is merely an opportunity to help out until such time as the new owner arrives.

I'm not a fan of this if it is anything beyond a short term arrangement so slating this without seeing what it actually is or becomes is a little premature.

Ok Dad
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 03, 2014, 01:40:31 PM
It'll just be nice to get rid of those bullying wankers Culverhouse and Karsa and replaced them with someone with a different approach.

Oh.

Quote
Fergie: ‘Roy Keane picked on John O’Shea’

ROY KEANE picked on Manchester United and Ireland teammate John O’Shea, according to Alex Ferguson.

In his latest autobiography, Ferguson address the MUTV incident which played a part in Keane’s leaving Old Trafford.

He writes: “As for blaming the young players? He wouldn’t have aimed that accusation at Wayne Rooney, who wouldn’t have stood for it. The senior players would sort him out. [Darren] Fletcher and O’Shea are the two he picked on, and they were booed as a result by our fans.”

On Keane’s departure from the club, Ferguson says: “In one deep sense, him leaving was the best thing that could have happened, because a lot of the players were intimidated by him in the dressing room, and those players emerged well from his departure. John O’Shea and Darren Fletcher were certainly beneficiaries…

“I think the dressing room relaxed when Roy left. Relief swept the room.”

Read more explosive criticisms from Alex Ferguson of his former captain here, including how Ferguson successfully talked Keane into playing for Ireland in the World Cup following the Saipan incident only to find Mick McCarthy had already informed the press that Keane had been kicked out.


http://www.irishpost.co.uk/sport/fergie-roy-keane-picked-on-john-oshea
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: PaulWinch again on June 03, 2014, 01:40:57 PM
I just hope that if he joins this doesn't indicate that we're in this situation for the long haul with no prospect of a takeover.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 03, 2014, 01:43:08 PM
I just hope that if he joins this doesn't indicate that we're in this situation for the long haul with no prospect of a takeover.

I think bringing in a new coach from outside rather than just moving someone up from within is a pretty clear indication there isn't going to be a takeover any time soon.

Keane isn't going to be taking this job on a "just fill in for two or three months" basis.

What I find most puzzling in all this is Lambert's attitude to it. How does he feel about having such a strong willed experienced manager as his number two? Actually, "high profile" is the description I am looking for.

It's all extremely odd.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: LeeB on June 03, 2014, 01:43:44 PM
I'd pick on John O'Shea though, he's got girly lips.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: adrenachrome on June 03, 2014, 01:46:14 PM
I'd pick on John O'Shea though, he's got girly lips.

Would you make him squeal like a pig?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: LeeB on June 03, 2014, 01:48:24 PM
I'd pick on John O'Shea though, he's got girly lips.

Would you make him squeal like a pig?

"Just you drop them there defensive howlers"
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: silhillvilla on June 03, 2014, 01:51:17 PM
I wonder if lambert has had any say in this or if Faulkner / Lerner are just trying to piss him off so much he will walk.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Brend'Watkins on June 03, 2014, 01:51:20 PM
I wonder  will he think of Tonev and Sylla .    ' I know we are mates Paul , but why oh why '

And Joe Bennett , whats he going to think of him.

Probably the same as we do.

I don't care if he hasn't got the relevant coaching badges.  Did the last two incumbents have them? if they did, not an awful lot of good came from them did it?  Roy Keane will know how to organize a midfield.  In our current predicament I can't think of anyone better available who could organize our midfield.  I bet he also has ideas on throw-ins, like, how to take them, how to keep the ball and not give it straight away to the opposition and the like.  If he can sort out just those two areas we will improve immensely.

Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 03, 2014, 01:56:37 PM
Nicked off twitter, but it made me laugh.

Roy Keane watches Nathan Baker in training for the first time:

(http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BpNEJIgIEAA3Q34.jpg)
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Clampy on June 03, 2014, 01:58:00 PM
Nicked off twitter, but it made me laugh.

Roy Keane watches Nathan Baker in training for the first time:

(http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BpNEJIgIEAA3Q34.jpg)

I don't mind Baker too much but that did make me chuckle.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Toronto Villa on June 03, 2014, 01:58:03 PM
Maybe Keane should have intimidated Fletcher and O'Shea a bit more because they both emerged well from their experience decidedly average footballers. Another year or so and maybe they'd have become decent.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Jon Crofts on June 03, 2014, 01:58:05 PM
To be fair, you could insert pretty much any first team player name in there and it would still work.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Brend'Watkins on June 03, 2014, 01:58:14 PM
Brilliant!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 03, 2014, 01:58:36 PM
bet he also has ideas on throw-ins, like, how to take them

I don't think there's a football trainer on the planet who could make our players understand throw ins.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: VinnieChase84 on June 03, 2014, 02:07:09 PM
Nicked off twitter, but it made me laugh.

Roy Keane watches Nathan Baker in training for the first time:

(http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BpNEJIgIEAA3Q34.jpg)
Someone on twitter posted this saying this is Keane after Weimann says 'flamey' to him during training
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Olneythelonely on June 03, 2014, 02:08:30 PM
That picture and another one I saw when he had a brilliant beard, has made me change my mind.

I'm all for his appointment.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on June 03, 2014, 02:08:42 PM
Maybe Keane should have intimidated Fletcher and O'Shea a bit more because they both emerged well from their experience decidedly average footballers. Another year or so and maybe they'd have become decent.

Just the 5 premier league titles for O'Shea. And a Champs League and 3 League cups and and FA cup 
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 03, 2014, 02:09:25 PM
Nicked off twitter, but it made me laugh.

Roy Keane watches Nathan Baker in training for the first time:

(http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BpNEJIgIEAA3Q34.jpg)
Someone on twitter posted this saying this is Keane after Weimann says 'flamey' to him during training

Ha ha ha, that is absolutely brilliant. Am actually in tears of laughter at that.

What a great summer this is shaping up to be. We're a bit of a broken mess, but it's at least interesting and very funny at times.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: VinnieChase84 on June 03, 2014, 02:13:24 PM
Nicked off twitter, but it made me laugh.

Roy Keane watches Nathan Baker in training for the first time:

(http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BpNEJIgIEAA3Q34.jpg)
Someone on twitter posted this saying this is Keane after Weimann says 'flamey' to him during training

Ha ha ha, that is absolutely brilliant. Am actually in tears of laughter at that.

What a great summer this is shaping up to be. We're a bit of a broken mess, but it's at least interesting and very funny at times.
:-) I agree. This is certainly going to be 'interesting'
Think quite a few of our lot will be shitting themselves at the thought about returning for pre season.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: brian green on June 03, 2014, 02:18:12 PM
I bet as we post Joe Bennett is getting his poncey hair shaved off.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: MyDadIsBiggerThanYourDad on June 03, 2014, 02:20:48 PM
Roy Keane will not suffer fools or losers gladly that's for sure & let's be totally honest here, there are enough of them stinking out Villa park right now unquestionably.

I think many of us would agree that the current Villa midfield is possibly the weakest we have ever fielded in the Premier League. I am not sure whose services we will secure on free transfers & Bosman's but Rottweiler Keane will surely be instrumental in helping to put some fire in our bellies whoever is representing us on the park.

Also, I don't think anybody could sell Roy a lemon, so surely he would have posed plenty of pertinent questions & sought cast iron assurances regarding the take over before deciding to commit.

I am hoping that the rumour PL went to New York recently  not only just to meet with Randy but also the new prospective owners is true & that he has now hopefully persuaded Keano on board too so that this increases his chances of success & an extension to his contract under the new regime when it eventually happens.

Roy Keane is a bad loser & the losing mentality is something we totally need to eradicate from our whole club. He won't tolerate it & neither should we.

My only real reservation is that I find it difficult for Roy Keane to play second fiddle to anyone so it will be interesting to see how PL copes with his incendiary reputation.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Des Little on June 03, 2014, 02:26:17 PM
This is all part of the bigger picture, I am convinced.  Every man and his dog (including Keane's) knows he won't play second fiddle to anyone...especially Lambert.  He's coming here to be number 1...whether that is before of after the season starts, but he'll be the manager by Christmas one way or the other.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Toronto Villa on June 03, 2014, 02:28:16 PM
Maybe Keane should have intimidated Fletcher and O'Shea a bit more because they both emerged well from their experience decidedly average footballers. Another year or so and maybe they'd have become decent.

Just the 5 premier league titles for O'Shea. And a Champs League and 3 League cups and and FA cup 

Yes, you're right. It had nothing to do with the rest of the team of superstars they had playing at the time. Wes Brown was superb too.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: brian green on June 03, 2014, 02:31:25 PM
Ipswich did plenty of losing.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Brend'Watkins on June 03, 2014, 02:32:38 PM
Maybe you're right.  I don't particularly like Roy Keane but if he sorts out the footballing mess that we are then I could warm to him.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on June 03, 2014, 02:33:07 PM
Maybe Keane should have intimidated Fletcher and O'Shea a bit more because they both emerged well from their experience decidedly average footballers. Another year or so and maybe they'd have become decent.

Just the 5 premier league titles for O'Shea. And a Champs League and 3 League cups and and FA cup 

Yes, you're right. It had nothing to do with the rest of the team of superstars they had playing at the time. Wes Brown was superb too.

Man United must be a truly great side if they won all those trophies with only 9 players on the pitch

Fletcher and O'Shea have won more trophies than Villa. Pains me to say it

Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Tokyo Sexwhale on June 03, 2014, 02:44:15 PM
I bet as we post Joe Bennett is getting his poncey hair shaved off.

Paul Lambert's daughter won't like that - she had him on her Twitter profile!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 03, 2014, 02:47:29 PM
Maybe you're right.  I don't particularly like Roy Keane but if he sorts out the footballing mess that we are then I could warm to him.

I think we'd all warm to him if he sorted out the on-pitch mess. That's not in doubt, it's just about whether or not we think he's likely to do it.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: hilts_coolerking on June 03, 2014, 02:50:25 PM
Roy Keane blows his top over what he regards as a shambolic organisation being run on the cheap.

"Mick, you're a liar … you're a fucking wanker. I didn't rate you as a player, I don't rate you as a manager, and I don't rate you as a person. You're a fucking wanker and you can stick your World Cup up your arse. The only reason I have any dealings with you is that somehow you are the manager of my country! You can stick it up your bollocks."
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on June 03, 2014, 02:52:43 PM
It'll be a brave man who orders a prawn sarnie in The Corner Flag
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Brend'Watkins on June 03, 2014, 02:53:46 PM
Maybe you're right.  I don't particularly like Roy Keane but if he sorts out the footballing mess that we are then I could warm to him.

I think we'd all warm to him if he sorted out the on-pitch mess. That's not in doubt, it's just about whether or not we think he's likely to do it.

Well one thing is for sure with Keane is that he wont put up with the current 'it's not the end of the world losing games' mentality.  And, I'm sure he'll bring a quality that sees us being able to see games out when we just have the one goal lead. 
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Dave on June 03, 2014, 02:55:36 PM
Maybe you're right.  I don't particularly like Roy Keane but if he sorts out the footballing mess that we are then I could warm to him.

I think we'd all warm to him if he sorted out the on-pitch mess. That's not in doubt, it's just about whether or not we think he's likely to do it.
This is it. It's all well and good saying "he'll know how to sort out our midfield". If that were the case we'd just get Laursen and McGrath in as defensive coaches, add Keane to Cowans to coach the midfield and get Shearer and Yorke in as attacking coaches and sit back while we win the league next year.

Very little that he's done so far suggests that he has any idea how to sort out a midfield, in spite of the fact that he was a really good midfielder. And a horrible c*nt.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Chris Jameson on June 03, 2014, 02:57:25 PM
I want this to happen. Roy Keane at Villa, it's going to be a car crash but tremendous fun.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on June 03, 2014, 02:58:02 PM
I bet as we post Joe Bennett is getting his poncey hair shaved off.

I wonder what odds you'd get for a team of skinheads running out at Villa Park for the first game of the season?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: silhillvilla on June 03, 2014, 02:58:28 PM
Shame he's pulled out of the World Cup. I enjoy his punditry just because you know he won't toe the itv party line and one day he's bound to give either Dixon or chiles a slap.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Rolta on June 03, 2014, 02:58:32 PM
This is all part of the bigger picture, I am convinced.  Every man and his dog (including Keane's) knows he won't play second fiddle to anyone...especially Lambert.  He's coming here to be number 1...whether that is before of after the season starts, but he'll be the manager by Christmas one way or the other.

So Lambert gets his friend to be his assistant in an effort to line up his own replacement? Genius! In general (not really singling out you Des), I think there is a very high level of conspiracy theories on football messageboards – across a spectrum – and it's funny, because everyone seems so adamant their one is right.

I've got my own:

Lambert is going to stay on as manager, because at least Randy, as he should, is aware of the financial restraint Lambert's been under. I don't think Lerner is in any position to say Lambert's not been good enough when Lambert's fixed the finances and got rid of such a lot of expensive dead wood who were making (some still) our finances critical. I also believe he has done a good job on the most part (nothing is ever perfect, eh). As is clear, I am in the "He's done a good job under the circumstances" camp. I'll say no more  :-X

I also don't think we know the half of what's going on. There was some comment on villatalk – or was it HowardHodgson on twitter? I don't know – anyway, someone said Keane was seen at Villa Park with Lambert and the prospective new owners, or something. That was apparently before there was any realistic suggestion of Keane being the assistant manager, so as for the prospective new owners who knows? No smoke without fire? Well, with football rumours it seems to be all smoke and very rarely fire.

I think there are bigger plans being implemented for the new season with Lambert as manager and with Roy Keane as his assistant, and it wouldn't surprise me if the potential new owners are involved in some way. After all, I believe Lerner had a bit of influence at the end of Doug's reign.

But that's my conspiracy theory anyway.



Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: hilts_coolerking on June 03, 2014, 03:04:21 PM
As is clear, I am in the "He's done a good job under the circumstances" camp. I'll say no more  :-X
It's not so much a camp as a single, abandoned, wind-blown tent, full of snow, halfway up Everest.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Brend'Watkins on June 03, 2014, 03:05:13 PM
Maybe you're right.  I don't particularly like Roy Keane but if he sorts out the footballing mess that we are then I could warm to him.

I think we'd all warm to him if he sorted out the on-pitch mess. That's not in doubt, it's just about whether or not we think he's likely to do it.
This is it. It's all well and good saying "he'll know how to sort out our midfield". If that were the case we'd just get Laursen and McGrath in as defensive coaches, add Keane to Cowans to coach the midfield and get Shearer and Yorke in as attacking coaches and sit back while we win the league next year.

Very little that he's done so far suggests that he has any idea how to sort out a midfield, in spite of the fact that he was a really good midfielder. And a horrible c*nt.

McGrath hasn't got the personality to instill his defensive nous on under performing players.  Laursen I don't know about. Even so, by you're reckoning Bryan Robson, a fantastic player, should have been a brilliant manager, he was anything but and was about as dull a personality as you could get.  Yes, Keane can come across as a horrible c*nt.  We might actually need a horrible c*nt to sort out our midfield or at least improve on it.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: ChicagoLion on June 03, 2014, 03:06:28 PM
This is all part of the bigger picture, I am convinced.  Every man and his dog (including Keane's) knows he won't play second fiddle to anyone...especially Lambert.  He's coming here to be number 1...whether that is before of after the season starts, but he'll be the manager by Christmas one way or the other.

So Lambert gets his friend to be his assistant in an effort to line up his own replacement? Genius! In general (not really singling out you Des), I think there is a very high level of conspiracy theories on football messageboards – across a spectrum – and it's funny, because everyone seems so adamant their one is right.

I've got my own:

Lambert is going to stay on as manager, because at least Randy, as he should, is aware of the financial restraint Lambert's been under. I don't think Lerner is in any position to say Lambert's not been good enough when Lambert's fixed the finances and got rid of such a lot of expensive dead wood who were making (some still) our finances critical. I also believe he has done a good job on the most part (nothing is ever perfect, eh). As is clear, I am in the "He's done a good job under the circumstances" camp. I'll say no more  :-X

I also don't think we know the half of what's going on. There was some comment on villatalk – or was it HowardHodgson on twitter? I don't know – anyway, someone said Keane was seen at Villa Park with Lambert and the prospective new owners, or something. That was apparently before there was any realistic suggestion of Keane being the assistant manager, so as for the prospective new owners who knows? No smoke without fire? Well, with football rumours it seems to be all smoke and very rarely fire.

I think there are bigger plans being implemented for the new season with Lambert as manager and with Roy Keane as his assistant, and it wouldn't surprise me if the potential new owners are involved in some way. After all, I believe Lerner had a bit of influence at the end of Doug's reign.

But that's my conspiracy theory anyway.
I thought you had given up on this Lambert has done a good job that no one except you seems to understand.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Dave on June 03, 2014, 03:11:31 PM
Even so, by you're reckoning Bryan Robson, a fantastic player, should have been a brilliant manager, he was anything but and was about as dull a personality as you could get.
Eh?

That's the exact opposite of what I'm saying. Keane being a good midfielder has no bearing on how good he would be at coaching our midfield. It's two completely different skills.

That's the point.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Rolta on June 03, 2014, 03:16:40 PM
This is all part of the bigger picture, I am convinced.  Every man and his dog (including Keane's) knows he won't play second fiddle to anyone...especially Lambert.  He's coming here to be number 1...whether that is before of after the season starts, but he'll be the manager by Christmas one way or the other.

So Lambert gets his friend to be his assistant in an effort to line up his own replacement? Genius! In general (not really singling out you Des), I think there is a very high level of conspiracy theories on football messageboards – across a spectrum – and it's funny, because everyone seems so adamant their one is right.

I've got my own:

Lambert is going to stay on as manager, because at least Randy, as he should, is aware of the financial restraint Lambert's been under. I don't think Lerner is in any position to say Lambert's not been good enough when Lambert's fixed the finances and got rid of such a lot of expensive dead wood who were making (some still) our finances critical. I also believe he has done a good job on the most part (nothing is ever perfect, eh). As is clear, I am in the "He's done a good job under the circumstances" camp. I'll say no more  :-X

I also don't think we know the half of what's going on. There was some comment on villatalk – or was it HowardHodgson on twitter? I don't know – anyway, someone said Keane was seen at Villa Park with Lambert and the prospective new owners, or something. That was apparently before there was any realistic suggestion of Keane being the assistant manager, so as for the prospective new owners who knows? No smoke without fire? Well, with football rumours it seems to be all smoke and very rarely fire.

I think there are bigger plans being implemented for the new season with Lambert as manager and with Roy Keane as his assistant, and it wouldn't surprise me if the potential new owners are involved in some way. After all, I believe Lerner had a bit of influence at the end of Doug's reign.

But that's my conspiracy theory anyway.
I thought you had given up on this Lambert has done a good job that no one except you seems to understand.

Well I've definitely decided there's not much point in arguing about it on here!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Brend'Watkins on June 03, 2014, 03:19:30 PM
Even so, by you're reckoning Bryan Robson, a fantastic player, should have been a brilliant manager, he was anything but and was about as dull a personality as you could get.
Eh?

That's the exact opposite of what I'm saying. Keane being a good midfielder has no bearing on how good he would be at coaching our midfield. It's two completely different skills.

That's the point.

You threw McGrath and Laursen into the mix to sort out our Defence.  One of which certainly couldn't do the job.  I'm throwing in Robson as a manager in the same way.  What I'm trying to get across is that I think Keane could sort out our midfield not just because of the way he played but also because of the way he talks and explains the game.  He'd at least do a much better job of it than the last two. 
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on June 03, 2014, 03:33:30 PM
Nicked off twitter, but it made me laugh.

Roy Keane watches Nathan Baker in training for the first time:

(http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BpNEJIgIEAA3Q34.jpg)
Someone on twitter posted this saying this is Keane after Weimann says 'flamey' to him during training

Ha ha ha, that is absolutely brilliant. Am actually in tears of laughter at that.

What a great summer this is shaping up to be. We're a bit of a broken mess, but it's at least interesting and very funny at times.

Yes made me laugh as well
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on June 03, 2014, 03:36:50 PM
Apparently Sky are saying he'll be Lambert's assistant from the start of the season, that's the bit that worries me the most
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: PaulWinch again on June 03, 2014, 03:37:25 PM
This is all part of the bigger picture, I am convinced.  Every man and his dog (including Keane's) knows he won't play second fiddle to anyone...especially Lambert.  He's coming here to be number 1...whether that is before of after the season starts, but he'll be the manager by Christmas one way or the other.

I bloody hope not, I'd hope the brave new dawn would involve a more successful manager than Roy Keane.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Toronto Villa on June 03, 2014, 03:39:03 PM
Maybe Keane should have intimidated Fletcher and O'Shea a bit more because they both emerged well from their experience decidedly average footballers. Another year or so and maybe they'd have become decent.

Just the 5 premier league titles for O'Shea. And a Champs League and 3 League cups and and FA cup 

Yes, you're right. It had nothing to do with the rest of the team of superstars they had playing at the time. Wes Brown was superb too.

Man United must be a truly great side if they won all those trophies with only 9 players on the pitch

Fletcher and O'Shea have won more trophies than Villa. Pains me to say it



not at all what I am saying, but I think many people would agree that it is possible to have players who individually are good, not great in a team of great players. Not saying that O'Shea didn't play his small part in their success, but nobody will convince me he was of the level of some of the world class players in those sides. Sometimes players are lucky to be a part of a really top side. They don't have to shine as individuals but do their part, limiting mistakes. Fletcher and O'Shea are good PL/solid standard players that just happened to be in the side at the right time.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: sirlordbaltimore on June 03, 2014, 03:43:00 PM
This is all part of the bigger picture, I am convinced.  Every man and his dog (including Keane's) knows he won't play second fiddle to anyone...especially Lambert.  He's coming here to be number 1...whether that is before of after the season starts, but he'll be the manager by Christmas one way or the other.

I bloody hope not, I'd hope the brave new dawn would involve a more successful manager than Roy Keane.

seconded, after the god awful McLeish/Lambert eras the thought of a Keane one makes me want tor each for the medicine cabinet
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: KevinGage on June 03, 2014, 03:43:25 PM
Maybe you're right.  I don't particularly like Roy Keane but if he sorts out the footballing mess that we are then I could warm to him.

I think we'd all warm to him if he sorted out the on-pitch mess. That's not in doubt, it's just about whether or not we think he's likely to do it.
This is it. It's all well and good saying "he'll know how to sort out our midfield". If that were the case we'd just get Laursen and McGrath in as defensive coaches, add Keane to Cowans to coach the midfield and get Shearer and Yorke in as attacking coaches and sit back while we win the league next year.

Very little that he's done so far suggests that he has any idea how to sort out a midfield, in spite of the fact that he was a really good midfielder. And a horrible c*nt.

This.

Lambert was a top class midfielder too.

But he can't seem to organise one, or even spot one in the transfer market.

As an earlier poster said, if this is one of a number of appointments and we bring in another coach it might make more sense.

Keane was a hands off manager at Slumberland and Ipswich, in the MON/ Lambert mould. That is, lettiing the coaching staff do the hard yards and just roaring at the players (and kicking tactics boards to pieces) twice a week.

He's MON' s foil in his current role for Ireland, he sees the training ground a wee bit more than pubehead, but the main bulk of the coaching is left to Steve Walford.

So asking him to do more on the training ground than he's ever showed aptitude for previously might be an odd one.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: AV82EC on June 03, 2014, 03:43:43 PM
As is clear, I am in the "He's done a good job under the circumstances" camp. I'll say no more  :-X
It's not so much a camp as a single, abandoned, wind-blown tent, full of snow, halfway up Everest.

Coffee Spitter right there Hilts. Applauds.....
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on June 03, 2014, 03:45:36 PM
Shame he's pulled out of the World Cup. I enjoy his punditry just because you know he won't toe the itv party line and one day he's bound to give either Dixon or chiles a slap.

I would pay good money to see him stamp on Chiles the utter ******
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: PaulWinch again on June 03, 2014, 03:45:39 PM
I guess we'll see, but it doesn't seem like a great move to me. I really hope it doesn't suggest a takeover is a long way off.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: davisa on June 03, 2014, 03:50:03 PM
http://avillainsview.wordpress.com/2014/06/03/the-man-who-threatened-to-end-a-fellow-professionals-career-and-did/   My latest blog entry on the potential of Roy Keane becoming AVFC's next assistant manager - Composed before this afternoons announcement that he will not be going to the world cup with ITV anymore
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Olneythelonely on June 03, 2014, 03:51:55 PM
Would it not be better to post it here?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Dave on June 03, 2014, 04:05:09 PM
Even so, by you're reckoning Bryan Robson, a fantastic player, should have been a brilliant manager, he was anything but and was about as dull a personality as you could get.
Eh?

That's the exact opposite of what I'm saying. Keane being a good midfielder has no bearing on how good he would be at coaching our midfield. It's two completely different skills.

That's the point.

You threw McGrath and Laursen into the mix to sort out our Defence.  One of which certainly couldn't do the job.  I'm throwing in Robson as a manager in the same way.
No, I threw McGrath and Laursen into the mix as they are other examples of great players who aren't necessarily going to be great managers or coaches.

Just like Roy Keane.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: villa `cross the mersey on June 03, 2014, 04:15:39 PM
Another Brian Clough wannabe?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: SamTheMouse on June 03, 2014, 04:17:55 PM
If this does happen, it'll be another WTF moment to rival the McLeish appointment.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Brend'Watkins on June 03, 2014, 04:26:43 PM
We should have a poll.

Yes please, he could sort us out on the pitch 
No thanks, he's a useless manager/coach
Better than the last two, that's about all.
How low have we sunk?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: David_Nab on June 03, 2014, 04:37:40 PM
Thing about this , if we start poorly it is relatively easily to sack Lambert and have Keane take over in short term ...Cowans for instance would not that responsibility.

I struggle to understand how bringing in someone who failed twice at management , who has no history of being a good assistant is going to work out well.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: davisa on June 03, 2014, 04:41:43 PM
He's Lamberts mate apparently, that can be the only reason it is happening to be honest.  We don't know if Lambert has many other mates in football with a history of coaching or relative experience in coaching in the prem therefore his options may be limited
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Ron Manager on June 03, 2014, 04:45:30 PM
Well at least it's given us something to talk about. In this current void of nothingness that is a blessing.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: MoetVillan on June 03, 2014, 04:48:53 PM
Has Londonboy okayed this?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 03, 2014, 04:50:18 PM
We should have a poll.

I done a poll.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Woofles The Wonder Dog on June 03, 2014, 04:54:51 PM
It's a king of polls.

*shrugs*
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on June 03, 2014, 05:00:36 PM
Whats this wanking his dog stuff?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: adrenachrome on June 03, 2014, 05:03:56 PM
We should have a poll.

I done a poll.

I know he is barking but the canine interference reference is a bit close to the bone Shirley?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 03, 2014, 05:06:17 PM
We should have a poll.

I done a poll.

I know he is barking but the canine interference reference is a bit close to the bone Shirley?

It's football folklore.

I might make another poll to decide whether to remove the dog wanking reference.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: adrenachrome on June 03, 2014, 05:09:52 PM
I think we should have a Poll Tax. That would be ace.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Witton Warrior on June 03, 2014, 05:13:43 PM
I tremble every time the name Aston Villa is mentioned in the media nowadays - just hope somebody (anybody) knows what they are doing

Saw that Joe Royle had joined Norwich as Director of Football or similar and thought "there's a sensible move maybe we could get someone with good footballing nous in to help little lord Faulkner" - and what do we get - a bitter vengeful ex-Manure player - great
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: villa `cross the mersey on June 03, 2014, 05:17:02 PM
We should have a poll.

I done a poll.

I know he is barking but the canine interference reference is a bit close to the bone Shirley?

It's football folklore.

I might make another poll to decide whether to remove the dog wanking reference.

Thats good - take the lead Paulie
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Jon Crofts on June 03, 2014, 05:27:14 PM
We should have a poll.

I done a poll.

I know he is barking but the canine interference reference is a bit close to the bone Shirley?

It's football folklore.

I might make another poll to decide whether to remove the dog wanking reference.

Thats good - take the lead Paulie

Will he pull off Baker at half time?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: brian green on June 03, 2014, 05:29:25 PM
I would lose the dog Paulie. Too risky and risqué.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: damon loves JT on June 03, 2014, 05:31:30 PM
I can reveal that ITV Sport are extremely unhappy about Keane pulling out of the World Cup summarising gig.

They would have him killed, but are having trouble finding a hitman who will issue a VAT receipt
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Richard E on June 03, 2014, 05:39:48 PM
I think we should have a Poll Tax. That would be ace.

Especially as it worked so well on the previous two occasions!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: olaftab on June 03, 2014, 05:49:35 PM
VAT not payable on these goods and I am sure Keane can be argued in to one or the other:
Raw meat, fruit,  nuts,  cake.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: adrenachrome on June 03, 2014, 05:52:57 PM
We should have a poll.

I done a poll.

I know he is barking but the canine interference reference is a bit close to the bone Shirley?

It's football folklore.

I might make another poll to decide whether to remove the dog wanking reference.

Thats good - take the lead Paulie

Will he pull off Baker at half time?

He might have to give Baker a hand.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: curiousorange on June 03, 2014, 05:58:09 PM
To be honest, anything which helps the possibility of not losing by three goals to his former employers has my vote. Ex Man Yoo he may be but I would like to think Keane revels in being a contrary bastard as well as a winner, and he strikes me as the only former player of theirs who wouldn't greet a loss to them with a smile on his face.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on June 03, 2014, 06:00:49 PM
If he does get the gig and then signs up on here, some of you need to be afraid, very afraid.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: BoskoDjembaSalifou on June 03, 2014, 06:10:04 PM
I'm not bothered. Hopefully Lambert and co will be gone when we get new owners. In the meantime, we just need to stay up.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: frankmosswasmyuncle on June 03, 2014, 06:44:55 PM
If he gets the post I hope he's the best assistant the world has ever seen!

But, his record as a manager and general attitude (although entertaining as a pundit) fails to fill me with any confidence at all.
Perhaps this is his time for being the greatest tactical genius in management...ever!

I hate being optimistic!
UTV!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: adrenachrome on June 03, 2014, 06:55:38 PM
I can reveal that ITV Sport are extremely unhappy about Keane pulling out of the World Cup summarising gig.

They would have him killed, but are having trouble finding a hitman who will issue a VAT receipt

Strictly cash in hand in casual assassin trade.
Quote
ITV left in the lurch as Roy Keane quits World Cup coverage team


Ian Burrell Author Biography
Media Editor
Tuesday 03 June 2014

Roy Keane left ITV’s sports department hobbling towards Brazil after the star pundit quit the broadcaster on the eve of the World Cup.

The former Manchester United captain and assistant manager of the Republic of Ireland told ITV bosses that he wanted to focus on coaching and did not want the distraction of the television studios. Although Ireland did not qualify for Brazil, Keane is strongly linked with a second coaching role at Aston Villa.

Perhaps Keane has been doing some astrology? He recently recounted that it was his horoscope which persuaded him to take a job with ITV in 2011, after the broadcaster asked him to join its commentary team for the Champions League final between Manchester United and Barcelona.

After reading his stars and being told “you can’t keep saying no to things”, Keane decided to take the job. “There’d always been offers and I’d always said ‘no’,” he told the Irish Independent. “I really wanted to see the match but didn’t want to be bothering anyone for tickets.”

Speaking earlier this month as ITV proudly announced its line-up for Brazil, Keane said of his punditry that he didn’t “intend to be doing it for years”, which was a poignant comment, given that he has departed before the tournament even started.

There’s something about “Keano” and World Cups. As a player at the Japanese tournament in 2002 he was sent home after a foul-mouthed broadside at the Irish manager Mick McCarthy. “I didn’t rate you as a player, I don’t rate you as a manager, and I don’t rate you as a person,” he said, locking antlers with the English-born boss.

Keane has a fearsome reputation. He ended Alf-Inge Haland’s career with a knee-high tackle and slated the corporate fans at Old Trafford as “the prawn sandwich brigade”.  When he first arrived in the studio, some of the ITV team were nervous of him.

But his uncompromising attitude has also proved an asset. Viewers knew that Keane, famed for his total commitment on the pitch, was not the type of person to issue platitudes or be afraid to criticise inferior performances. Any praise from Roy would be well-earned.

Having won every major honour in club football, including Player of the Year awards from his fellow professionals, Keane commands great respect within the game.

For ITV and its head of sport Niall Sloane, it was a great coup to acquire a star who is notoriously private and suspicious of the media. Sloane was formerly at the BBC, from where he poached ITV’s lead presenter Adrian Chiles and tactical analyst Lee Dixon. Keane, whose final game in the ITV studio was last month’s Champions League final between Real Madrid and Atletico Madrid, became a popular member of the broadcast team, who he would often accompany for meals after big games.

Unlike his fallout with McCarthy, Keane’s split with ITV has not been acrimonious. “Roy has been a tremendous part of our pundit team in recent years, but we fully understand his decision to concentrate wholly on his coaching,” said an ITV spokesperson. “We wish him every success for the future.”

ITV must be feeling like Uruguay coach Oscar Tabarez after the eve-of-tournament injury to star striker Luis Suarez. The broadcaster has a team of around 10 pundits and sources argued last night that although Keane was “a unique figure” his absence would not leave “a gaping hole”.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: UK Redsox on June 03, 2014, 07:03:46 PM
I sit just behind the dug out but tend not to shout much. My mate Mark however, he's our designated manager/coach baiter. I suspect he might be a bit quieter if this appointment happens.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Steve67 on June 03, 2014, 07:04:52 PM
I am sure that his charming wit and personality will be enjoyed at the press conferences that Lambert doesn't want to do. Not.  At least he won't take any crap and I can see a tougher Aston Villa on the pitch rather than the ear cupping mugs we currently have.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: London Villan on June 03, 2014, 07:09:10 PM
Lambert probably wanted someone opposite to his happy-go-lucky, gag-a-minute management style...
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 03, 2014, 07:11:16 PM
Lambert probably wanted someone opposite to his happy-go-lucky, gag-a-minute management style...

Every straight man needs a straight man.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 03, 2014, 07:14:40 PM
I sit just behind the dug out but tend not to shout much. My mate Mark however, he's our designated manager/coach baiter. I suspect he might be a bit quieter if this appointment happens.

The rows of seats around the dug out area next season will be like Kim Jong-un addressing a room of schoolchildren.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Smirker on June 03, 2014, 07:15:00 PM
Looks like this has got legs then.

As I've already said, I'm dead against it and think it'll be an awful decision. He really is a prick and I've not seen much from him that suggests he knows much about football from a coaching point of view. He might be useful for dishing out some discipline but nothing else. It's a bit like Di Canio really, great player and Sunderland fans were excited at the prospect of him coming in and giving the players a kick up the arse but where did it get them once the honeymoon period was over?

Keane might have an immediate impact on our fortunes but his personality means any long term relationship between him and the club is totally unworkable.

It's a resounding no from me I'm afraid.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: not3bad on June 03, 2014, 07:15:27 PM
Lambert probably wanted someone opposite to his happy-go-lucky, gag-a-minute management style...

Every straight man needs a straight man.

Cannon & Cannon
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: silhillvilla on June 03, 2014, 07:16:26 PM
I've always imagined those sat right near the dug out all live in Walmley, vote Tory and read the Daily Mail.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 03, 2014, 07:17:11 PM
Perhaps he's 'learned' as a coach in his short time working with MON at the ROI?

Let's hope not.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 03, 2014, 07:18:21 PM
I've always imagined those sat right near the dug out all live in Walmley, vote Tory and read the Daily Mail.

Most of those of us in A3 upper Trinity don't vote at all. We can't, we're all Lords.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Legion on June 03, 2014, 07:21:25 PM
Bad Cop, Worse Cop?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Ross on June 03, 2014, 07:22:52 PM
A genuine winner at VP?  What are they thinking? Complacent mediocrity rules.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: PaulWinch again on June 03, 2014, 07:24:32 PM
A genuine winner at VP?  What are they thinking? Complacent mediocrity rules.

A genuine winner as a player yes, as a manager/coach? not so sure.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: LeeB on June 03, 2014, 07:26:22 PM
A genuine winner at VP?  What are they thinking? Complacent mediocrity rules.

A genuine winner as a player yes, as a manager/coach? not so sure.

I guess we'll see. He wouldn't be the first to struggle then find his feet later.

See Diego Simeone.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Ross on June 03, 2014, 07:28:41 PM
He'll shake that shambles of last season up though. Quite a bold move from PL to bring in someone higher profile than himself who is still ambitious. I'm actually quite happy with this. Better than a Glenn Roeder type appointment.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Des Little on June 03, 2014, 07:29:35 PM
I've always imagined those sat right near the dug out all live in Walmley, vote Tory and read the Daily Mail.

Most of those of us in A3 upper Trinity don't vote at all. We can't, we're all Lords.

We certainly are in A5. We get out of the bath for a piss we're that posh.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: john e on June 03, 2014, 07:32:15 PM
Like others I'm sure have already said

You hate Roy Keane when he's against you, but if he's on our side, I reckon we could get to like him, and hopefully he'll do so well every other fucker will hate him even more
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on June 03, 2014, 07:33:50 PM
Did anyone see him on sky sports news earlier growling at a reporter then storming off down the road? Mad man
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: The Adventurer on June 03, 2014, 07:34:53 PM
A 'orrible,odious,obnoxious prick!

And Roy Keane is even worse.

2 complete tools as manager & assistant. I've renewed my S/T's but you're really testing my resolve Villa!

PLEASE someone just buy us & put us out of our misery!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Hoppo on June 03, 2014, 07:35:13 PM
Keane is a winner full stop. Out of interest, to fans who don't want Keane who do you want?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: andrew08 on June 03, 2014, 07:36:52 PM
I've always imagined those sat right near the dug out all live in Walmley, vote Tory and read the Daily Mail.
Nah I reckon,Moseley, vote Labour,read The Guardian,wealthy, former grammar school boy ladder puller uppers. They know what's best for everyone !


Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: garyshawsknee on June 03, 2014, 07:38:46 PM
I quite like him as a pundit, mainly because he always looks like he wants to do Chiles over. I think as a coach he would demand the players respect and they would fear and look up to him at the same time, but i don't think he's anywhere near the tactical man we so desperately need..but i tend to think this is all paper bs anyway.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Reuben on June 03, 2014, 07:39:16 PM
Did anyone see him on sky sports news earlier growling at a reporter then storming off down the road? Mad man

https://t.co/l4Tw8xO4Kc
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Yossarian on June 03, 2014, 07:43:40 PM
Keane is a winner full stop. Out of interest, to fans who don't want Keane who do you want?

I'll do it if the only other option is Keane. I am slightly more well balanced and have never purposefully destroyed anybody's career.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Sexual Ealing on June 03, 2014, 07:48:38 PM
I've always imagined those sat right near the dug out all live in Walmley, vote Tory and read the Daily Mail.
Nah I reckon,Moseley, vote Labour,read The Guardian,wealthy, former grammar school boy ladder puller uppers. They know what's best for everyone !




We certainly do.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: john e on June 03, 2014, 07:50:37 PM
Smacks of desperation to me, but that's where we are, desperate

Sometimes desperate measures work out, like when Robson threw on Platt in the 1990 world cup,
At least it's a proactive move, no idea if it will work out but you never know
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: hilts_coolerking on June 03, 2014, 08:08:41 PM
Keane is a winner full stop. Out of interest, to fans who don't want Keane who do you want?
Christ almighty, do we now have to go through this rigmarole for assistant managers too?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: silhillvilla on June 03, 2014, 08:12:33 PM
Smacks of desperation to me, but that's where we are, desperate

Sometimes desperate measures work out, like when Robson threw on Platt in the 1990 world cup,
At least it's a proactive move, no idea if it will work out but you never know
I think it's a bit of a mix of desperate , random and bizarre. A bit like going up town on a Monday night and getting lashed up.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: UK Redsox on June 03, 2014, 08:20:50 PM
I've always imagined those sat right near the dug out all live in Walmley, vote Tory and read the Daily Mail.

my seat seven rows behind the home dugout is cheaper than sitting near the back of the Upper TR
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: WestleyArmsAV on June 03, 2014, 08:21:06 PM
Smacks of desperation to me, but that's where we are, desperate

Sometimes desperate measures work out, like when Robson threw on Platt in the 1990 world cup,
At least it's a proactive move, no idea if it will work out but you never know
I think it's a bit of a mix of desperate , random and bizarre. A bit like going up town on a Monday night and getting lashed up.

Give me a Monday night out over a weekend any day!

No cues, you get served at the bar, value for money, and generally idiot free.

Sometimes not conforming can be surprisingly nice.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: The Adventurer on June 03, 2014, 08:21:41 PM
Keane is a winner full stop. Out of interest, to fans who don't want Keane who do you want?

Sid Cowans please. A gentleman,a very good coach with the respect of the players & more importantly a guy who wants the job & would say yes in a heartbeat.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: peter w on June 03, 2014, 08:21:49 PM
Did anyone see him on sky sports news earlier growling at a reporter then storming off down the road? Mad man

https://t.co/l4Tw8xO4Kc

That is great.

Anyway, I'm really in two minds about this. He hasn't set the world alight in his previous managerial attempts. Did okay at Sunderland and I think he jumped before it could have gotten worse. Ipswich was poor. there was also a story about him not being good with the man-management stuff recently which, after Karsa and Culverhouse, is not what we want to read for a new member of staff coming in.

But, he is in and around the game still and you'd expect him to have learnt from his mistakes. He'll also have some contacts in the game that may open doors in terms of getting better players in. I'd also expect the midfielders to pick up good tips and hints from him, especially in the nasty stakes because one of the areas we are weak is that we don't have someone in the midfield who is a nasty bugger when needed. Not nasty in the breaks legs on purpose front but can be a right niggly Canute and make us a tought midfield. You never know it also might make a Delph sit up and notice and may make him want to stay longer and learn from him.

Sometimes in football it is as simple as right place at the right time. We could be the club that makes it all click for Keane off the pitch. I'm in no way convinced but if this happens, and seeing him turn Celtic down and pulling out of World Cup commentary leads me to think it could be a real possibility, i'm not going to be too pessimistic without seeing the results.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: dave.woodhall on June 03, 2014, 08:24:04 PM
Keane is a winner full stop. Out of interest, to fans who don't want Keane who do you want?

Sid Cowans please. A gentleman,a very good coach with the respect of the players & more importantly a guy who wants the job & would say yes in a heartbeat.

And who has been first team coach twice - under McLeish and for the final weeks of last season. Hardly a glowing recommendation. 
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: silhillvilla on June 03, 2014, 08:24:23 PM
Smacks of desperation to me, but that's where we are, desperate

Sometimes desperate measures work out, like when Robson threw on Platt in the 1990 world cup,
At least it's a proactive move, no idea if it will work out but you never know
I think it's a bit of a mix of desperate , random and bizarre. A bit like going up town on a Monday night and getting lashed up.

Give me a Monday night out over a weekend any day!

No cues, you get served at the bar, value for money, and generally idiot free.

Sometimes not conforming can be surprisingly nice.
Bloody students
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: MONCABA on June 03, 2014, 08:24:36 PM
So much negativety regarding Keane. The guy is a born leader and winner. He might instill some steel into our jelly babies.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: johnboy on June 03, 2014, 08:24:52 PM
I'll take any bit of hope at the moment,as we are giving nowhere at present, unless it's (dare I say it) down.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Walmley_Villa on June 03, 2014, 08:25:44 PM
I've always imagined those sat right near the dug out all live in Walmley, vote Tory and read the Daily Mail.

Most of those of us in A3 upper Trinity don't vote at all. We can't, we're all Lords.

Upper Holte my good man and the paper of choice is the Times....
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: WestleyArmsAV on June 03, 2014, 08:28:51 PM
Smacks of desperation to me, but that's where we are, desperate

Sometimes desperate measures work out, like when Robson threw on Platt in the 1990 world cup,
At least it's a proactive move, no idea if it will work out but you never know
I think it's a bit of a mix of desperate , random and bizarre. A bit like going up town on a Monday night and getting lashed up.

Give me a Monday night out over a weekend any day!

No cues, you get served at the bar, value for money, and generally idiot free.

Sometimes not conforming can be surprisingly nice.
Bloody students

I only wish I was again.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: The Adventurer on June 03, 2014, 08:32:01 PM
Keane is a winner full stop. Out of interest, to fans who don't want Keane who do you want?

Sid Cowans please. A gentleman,a very good coach with the respect of the players & more importantly a guy who wants the job & would say yes in a heartbeat.

And who has been first team coach twice - under McLeish and for the final weeks of last season. Hardly a glowing recommendation. 

I'd still take him any day over Keane though!

Anyway hopefully if he does arrive it will only be short term & him and Lambert will disappear into the sunset together sooner rather than later.

It's all about opinions!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: hilts_coolerking on June 03, 2014, 08:32:30 PM
Did anyone see him on sky sports news earlier growling at a reporter then storming off down the road? Mad man

https://t.co/l4Tw8xO4Kc
We want our players, especially the kids, looking forward to training.  As opposed to being absolutely scared shitless.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: usav on June 03, 2014, 08:34:23 PM
Keane is a winner full stop. Out of interest, to fans who don't want Keane who do you want?

Sid Cowans please. A gentleman,a very good coach with the respect of the players & more importantly a guy who wants the job & would say yes in a heartbeat.

And who has been first team coach twice - under McLeish and for the final weeks of last season. Hardly a glowing recommendation.

.....and sorry to say, being a nice bloke doesn't make you anything other than a nice bloke.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: adrenachrome on June 03, 2014, 08:53:17 PM
H&V's favourite journo tweets:

James Nursey ‏@JamesNursey 1h

been invited on @talkSPORT 11.15pm to discuss #AVFC Lambert chasing Roy Keane after @MirrorFootball broke the story
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Yossarian on June 03, 2014, 08:59:03 PM
Keane is a winner full stop. Out of interest, to fans who don't want Keane who do you want?

Sid Cowans please. A gentleman,a very good coach with the respect of the players & more importantly a guy who wants the job & would say yes in a heartbeat.

And who has been first team coach twice - under McLeish and for the final weeks of last season. Hardly a glowing recommendation.

.....and sorry to say, being a nice bloke doesn't make you anything other than a nice bloke.

And being a James Blunt doesn't make you anything other than a James Blunt.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Pete3206 on June 03, 2014, 09:07:01 PM
Did anyone see him on sky sports news earlier growling at a reporter then storming off down the road? Mad man

https://t.co/l4Tw8xO4Kc
We want our players, especially the kids, looking forward to training.  As opposed to being absolutely scared shitless.

I'd prefer them to be frothing at the mouth, eager to learn, fight and win, not strolling down to Bodymoor in their nice cars for a little training and faking enjoyment for the OS cameraman. it about time Villa had some nastiness.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: mike on June 03, 2014, 09:11:08 PM
Did anyone see him on sky sports news earlier growling at a reporter then storming off down the road? Mad man

https://t.co/l4Tw8xO4Kc
We want our players, especially the kids, looking forward to training.  As opposed to being absolutely scared shitless.

IF (capitals/bold of course) C and K were sacked for bullying then this is a very strange choice to replace them.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: onje_villa on June 03, 2014, 09:12:52 PM
Can't be any worse, can it lads? At least it should be interesting. A damn sight more interesting listening to Roy Keane than Paul Lambert, that's for sure.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: LTA on June 03, 2014, 09:15:20 PM
If we do get Roy Keane, I hope its written into his contract that he does all of the interviews with WM.    Now THAT I would like to see
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: hilts_coolerking on June 03, 2014, 09:20:15 PM
I'd prefer them to be frothing at the mouth, eager to learn, fight and win, not strolling down to Bodymoor in their nice cars for a little training and faking enjoyment for the OS cameraman. it about time Villa had some nastiness.
I don't disagree that the players need to show more gumption but I think the bottom line is that their skills need to improve massively.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Pete3206 on June 03, 2014, 09:40:14 PM
I'd prefer them to be frothing at the mouth, eager to learn, fight and win, not strolling down to Bodymoor in their nice cars for a little training and faking enjoyment for the OS cameraman. it about time Villa had some nastiness.
I don't disagree that the players need to show more gumption but I think the bottom line is that their skills need to improve massively.

Good point
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: paul_e on June 03, 2014, 09:44:23 PM
I'd prefer them to be frothing at the mouth, eager to learn, fight and win, not strolling down to Bodymoor in their nice cars for a little training and faking enjoyment for the OS cameraman. it about time Villa had some nastiness.
I don't disagree that the players need to show more gumption but I think the bottom line is that their skills need to improve massively.

They need to start working on them in training a lot more. If Keane comes in and makes them work on skill drills all summer then I'll be all for it.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: silhillvilla on June 03, 2014, 09:45:46 PM
Joking aside this would probably be our highest profile signing ever which can't be bad at all . Up there with Ginola and Scmeichel for sure.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: ciggiesnbeer on June 03, 2014, 09:46:15 PM
Keane is a winner full stop. Out of interest, to fans who don't want Keane who do you want?

Sid Cowans please. A gentleman,a very good coach with the respect of the players & more importantly a guy who wants the job & would say yes in a heartbeat.

Poison chalice for Sid though. If he goes back to the academy then whatever changes happen at the club then he will remain. If he becomes Lamberts no.2 full time then we will have to get a new academy coach. If Lambert goes any new manager will bring in his own no.2 leaving Sid in a very awkward position.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on June 03, 2014, 09:58:05 PM
Keane is a winner full stop. Out of interest, to fans who don't want Keane who do you want?

Sid Cowans please. A gentleman,a very good coach with the respect of the players & more importantly a guy who wants the job & would say yes in a heartbeat.

And who has been first team coach twice - under McLeish and for the final weeks of last season. Hardly a glowing recommendation.

I quite agree.  People tend to get too misty eyed where Sid is concerned.  Fantastic player average coach........actually Roy Keane!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Steve67 on June 03, 2014, 10:14:18 PM
Would signing Keane be recognition from Lambert that he has in fact lost the dressing room?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Dave on June 03, 2014, 10:17:09 PM
Would signing Keane be recognition from Lambert that he has in fact lost the dressing room?
Wouldn't it just be recognition that he doesn't have an assistant manager anymore after the last one left the club?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: frankmosswasmyuncle on June 03, 2014, 10:20:41 PM
From what I've picked up on here Keane isn't a tracksuit coach.
So how is he going to completely change the way our midfield approach/play the game?

By aggressive glaring?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: caster troy on June 03, 2014, 10:25:03 PM
Why have one awful manager when you can have two eh? What's the plan going to be now, 'good cop, bad cop?'

You have to laugh, or you'd cry.

Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: dave.woodhall on June 03, 2014, 10:28:29 PM
Why have one awful manager when you can have two eh? What's the plan going to be now, 'good cop, bad cop?'

You have to laugh, or you'd cry.



Or you could wait to see if it actually happens before slashing your wrists.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Surrey Villain on June 03, 2014, 10:30:38 PM
Could be good guide for Delphi and Gardner and the end - please - of El Ahmadi.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: supertom on June 03, 2014, 10:34:22 PM
Hopefully Keane won't start calling us the Balti Pie brigade or something like that. I hope you all realise that the first time any of us start booing during a game at Villa park, we're asking for a bollocking from Keano. He'll tear us a new one.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: frankmosswasmyuncle on June 03, 2014, 10:34:53 PM
From what I see on the pitch every week it's tactical nous and doing the basics well that we are shit at.
Lambert hasn't done much about it for 2 seasons and I just don't see how Keane's experience as a player or as a manager will do much to address those issues either.

Being the nasty bastard in a bloody good team doesn't make you a tactical genius or a shrewd man manager.
Sorry to be negative about this, but I just don't see anything encouraging about it at all.
(But, as I said in earlier post, if this turns out to be his arrival on the football scene as the greatest coach ever, I will be a very happy Villa fan and will gladly eat my grumpy words.)
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: supertom on June 03, 2014, 10:40:42 PM
Even if he does come I'd expect him to be floating in and out as he pleases and I wouldn't expect him to be in the job very long. He'll be going as soon as the takeover happens, along with Lambert. Even if the takeover wasn't to happen very soon I would hazard a guess that Keane will be gone by the end of September, either having fulfilled whatever it is he was brought in to do, or more likely because either he's got bored and moves on, or he buts heads with Lambert.

I think for Keane, playing second fiddle to O Neill for a dozen or so matches a year is just about do-able. To do it week in, week out at a Premiership club? I think he'll find it hard going to be a second in command. If there's one thing Roy Keane can't do, it's bite his tongue or accept when he's wrong.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: rob_bridge on June 03, 2014, 10:47:16 PM
Can't be any worse, can it lads? At least it should be interesting. A damn sight more interesting listening to Roy Keane than Paul Lambert, that's for sure.

Well it would likely be interesting.

As for can it be any worse? Well I thought  had reached the modern Nadir under Houllier. So yes it can.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: caster troy on June 03, 2014, 10:47:24 PM
Why have one awful manager when you can have two eh? What's the plan going to be now, 'good cop, bad cop?'

You have to laugh, or you'd cry.



Or you could wait to see if it actually happens before slashing your wrists.

I haven't seen anything official but everyone else on the internet seems to be talking like it's a done deal so I did the same. I hope it doesn't happen and I end up looking back on my post as being a waste of time.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: MyDadIsBiggerThanYourDad on June 03, 2014, 11:09:01 PM
I bet there isn't a single Villa fan anywhere who is brave enough or crazy enough to boo Roy Keane to his face.

That glare can kill from 100 paces.

IMO  Absolutely Just what the current team & club needs.

I hope this becomes official because kicks up the arse all round is/are just what the doctor ordered.

NB * If you value your life at Villa park next season don't be tuckin' into any bloody prawn sandwiches now people will you!

You have been warned.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: robbo1874 on June 03, 2014, 11:24:49 PM
I'd like to look at this positively. But common sense would suggest it will end in tears. He was a very good player indeed. But as others have said, that doesn't make you a good manager. You'd hope he would've picked up a bit during his time playing for fergie, but that still doesn't provide any guarantees.just can't see the bloke as a no.2 and he didn't do very well as a manager either.
He'll end up alienating the players, falling out with lambert and will be off by Christmas I reckon. If it does work out then he'll be off to a 'big club' a manager. I wouldn't get involved with him to be honest.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: olaftab on June 03, 2014, 11:25:03 PM
This is the plot.
Lambert persuades Keane to not go to Celtic. He signs up Keane as AM at Villa. Day after that Lambert hands in his resignation to take up the job at Celtic. Next day Lerner promotes Keane to Manager at Villa.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: ozzjim on June 03, 2014, 11:26:24 PM
Keane is clearly not thick when you see him as a pundit, and clearly knows a fair bit about the game. Maybe he and Lambert will compliment each other well, Lambert seems to have a decent relationship with most of the players. Clulverhouse and Karsa clearly did fuck all in training to make us better, if Keane and whoever else comes in as a coach can, then great. At least we know he will work hard and not take any kind of unprofessional behaviour as a minimum.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: peter w on June 03, 2014, 11:26:42 PM
I'd only buy into that scenario if Mick McCarthy comes in as Director of football.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: KevinGage on June 03, 2014, 11:42:17 PM
Keane is a winner full stop. Out of interest, to fans who don't want Keane who do you want?

René Meulensteen, Carlos Queiroz and Ray Wilkins are all currently available.

That's three of the more obvious names.

I'm sure there are other talented younger out there with bright ideas, who would relish the chance to cut their teeth at a club like the Villa.

But as is often the case with British football, when in doubt, go with your mates.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Toronto Villa on June 03, 2014, 11:53:37 PM
when there is lots of doubt as there is with us right now then going with someone you know makes sense. Also, what are we offering those other coaches in terms of security when all of them will know that we are for sale, and the manager that just hired them could be fired? And very likely so will members of the existing coaching staff. Putting aside any personal feelings on Keane we need a short term fix and this could be it.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: newtonsballs on June 04, 2014, 12:09:14 AM
when there is lots of doubt as there is with us right now then going with someone you know makes sense. Also, what are we offering those other coaches in terms of security when all of them will know that we are for sale, and the manager that just hired them could be fired? And very likely so will members of the existing coaching staff. Putting aside any personal feelings on Keane we need a short term fix and this could be it.

Wise words TV
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: taylorsworkrate on June 04, 2014, 02:45:07 AM
Without trawling through this thread, I'm pretty sure it's already been said, but:

I don't really want a guy, who has openly admitted he tried to end a fellow players career, associated with our club.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Mister E on June 04, 2014, 06:24:53 AM

when there is lots of doubt as there is with us right now then going with someone you know makes sense. Also, what are we offering those other coaches in terms of security when all of them will know that we are for sale, and the manager that just hired them could be fired? And very likely so will members of the existing coaching staff. Putting aside any personal feelings on Keane we need a short term fix and this could be it.

And then again, it may not be.
There are others who would bring greater technical nous and I don't see how the p/t element is really going to work.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: brian green on June 04, 2014, 07:15:11 AM
The cynic in me says Keane is a cheap available known name to put a bit of tinsel around the club in the shop window. I don't think the players need more in their faces discipline. They have clearly had a bellyful of that and the results are apparent. However, the "who" of this issue is of less importance than the "why".  The sale of the club which we believed to be imminent must be a speck on the horizon if anywhere at all. Allowing Lambert ti bring in a friend to help him and the friend agreeing to come indicates there is very little interest in buying the club in its present state. Either that or as already posted it's a knights move two forward and one to the side which has Lambert moving to Celtic and Keane taking his place.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: peter w on June 04, 2014, 07:37:34 AM
I really don't think this is on the cards. Keane has had little to no success as a manager and as bizarre as Lerner's managerial appointments have been there has been a sense of logic and hoping to move Villa forward with them. Even TSM had won something. As a self-styled Villa fan I really cannot see Lerner leaving with the new owners wanting Keane in charge. Also, Lambert will be fighting tooth and nail to keep his job and there is no reason for him to want to go to the footballing dead water of Scottish football.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: brian green on June 04, 2014, 08:04:51 AM
I hope you are right Peter, especially the bit about Lerner being a Villa fan albeit self styled.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: aj2k77 on June 04, 2014, 08:08:56 AM
Bizarre rumour, that doesn't make much sense on the face of it?..... yep that'll be the results of a Lerner brainstorm session. Please can the semmanites hurry up and take him back.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Ads on June 04, 2014, 08:54:58 AM
If Keane is who Lambert wants, then its only right the club backs him.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Villa in Denmark on June 04, 2014, 09:05:57 AM
Keane is a winner full stop. Out of interest, to fans who don't want Keane who do you want?

René Meulensteen, Carlos Queiroz and Ray Wilkins are all currently available.

That's three of the more obvious names.

I'm sure there are other talented younger out there with bright ideas, who would relish the chance to cut their teeth at a club like the Villa.

But as is often the case with British football, when in doubt, go with your mates.

Carlos Queiroz is currently Irans national coach and has been since 2011.  He's about to take them to the World Cup in Brazil.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Chris Smith on June 04, 2014, 09:08:00 AM
If Keane is who Lambert wants, then its only right the club backs him.

Yep, and if the two of them survive the upheaval of the takeover it is because they are doing a good job, if not they are out and the new owners bring in their own choice.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: DeeBoy1 on June 04, 2014, 09:11:19 AM
I really don't think this is on the cards. Keane has had little to no success as a manager and as bizarre as Lerner's managerial appointments have been there has been a sense of logic and hoping to move Villa forward with them. Even TSM had won something. As a self-styled Villa fan I really cannot see Lerner leaving with the new owners wanting Keane in charge. Also, Lambert will be fighting tooth and nail to keep his job and there is no reason for him to want to go to the footballing dead water of Scottish football.

But this is not some spurious rumour? It's in every single news source as him having talks or 'set to take' the role. Not saying it's nailed on that they will come to an agreement but it seems to me that they are certainly in talks and Keane has definitely pulled out of the ITV team.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: villasjf on June 04, 2014, 09:20:53 AM
I dont want this man anywhere near our club.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: ktvillan on June 04, 2014, 09:40:15 AM
It would appear to amount to replacing one in-yer-face bully with another.  Maybe that's Lambert's MO, get a second in command to push the lads around a bit, and who better than someone with the soft skills and man-management approach of Vlad the Impaler.   It worked brilliantly last time, so why not?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: silhillvilla on June 04, 2014, 09:42:25 AM
They are probably trying to piss lambert off so much he will walk
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Brend'Watkins on June 04, 2014, 09:50:51 AM
It would appear to amount to replacing one in-yer-face bully with another. 

A no nonsense approach to the game does not make you a bully.  There's a difference.  I can imagine if you get on the wrong side of Keane he might be a bit intimidating but a bully? No, no evidence of that.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Chris Smith on June 04, 2014, 09:51:59 AM
They are probably trying to piss lambert off so much he will walk

I thought Keane was a friend of his.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: silhillvilla on June 04, 2014, 09:56:24 AM
They are probably trying to piss lambert off so much he will walk

I thought Keane was a friend of his.
I didn't realise that.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: SheffieldVillain on June 04, 2014, 10:05:13 AM
It would appear to amount to replacing one in-yer-face bully with another. 

A no nonsense approach to the game does not make you a bully.  There's a difference.  I can imagine if you get on the wrong side of Keane he might be a bit intimidating but a bully? No, no evidence of that.

Deliberately seriously injuring another player as retaliation for some sneering comments. That's not no-nonsense, just thuggery.
Quote
"I'd waited long enough. I fucking hit him hard. The ball was there (I think). Take that you c***. And don't ever stand over me sneering about fake injuries.
Despite widespread condemnation, he later maintained in his autobiography that he had no regrets about the incident: "My attitude was, fuck him. What goes around comes around. He got his just rewards. He fucked me over and my attitude is an eye for an eye.

And then onto his management career
Sunderland players celebrate after Roy Keane resigns.
Quote
"He ruled by fear," said one source close to the squad.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/sunderland/3551680/Sunderland-players-celebrate-after-Roy-Keane-resigns-Football.html

If he'd had some kind of massive coaching success I could see some small piece of logic in this. But he hasn't. He's been rubbish at both his clubs and fallen out with players and directors alike.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on June 04, 2014, 10:18:28 AM
They are probably trying to piss lambert off so much he will walk

I thought Keane was a friend of his.
I didn't realise that.

“I get on well with Roy, an absolute top bloke, a brilliant footballer. You never like to see anybody lose their job, but I am sure he will bounce back.”

Lambert in 2011, after Ipswich sacked Keane
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on June 04, 2014, 10:20:27 AM
"I remember it myself as a youngster at Forest," he added. "Stuart Pearce is a great example of that. Come to United there was Robbo (Bryan Robson) and Brucie (Steve Bruce), but the game is changing. Most players want an arm around them these days. That has crept into the game. Robbo would fight you, then go for a drink with you. I'm kind of from that old school as well."

Keane in 2005
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: supertom on June 04, 2014, 10:25:21 AM
A Roy Keane training session at this club full of inept players will probably play out like the opening half of Full Metal Jacket. Andy Weimann for the lack of Grant Holt, will be Private Pyle.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: German James on June 04, 2014, 10:25:26 AM
He comes across as a divisive bully and his post-playing career has been pants, so I wouldn't want him.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: baddowvillans on June 04, 2014, 10:49:26 AM
I'm not surprised by the heavy negative tone of the majority of comments on here but equally the appointment doesn't surprise me either. I have long since stopped deluding myself that we are much more attractive for managers, coaches and players than the likes of Stoke, Southampton etc. This is Aston Villa Lerner style so we had better just get used to it and hope that it works out.

Having said that I still have no intention of renewing my season tickets until there is real change
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Clampy on June 04, 2014, 10:55:29 AM
It would appear to amount to replacing one in-yer-face bully with another. 

A no nonsense approach to the game does not make you a bully.  There's a difference.  I can imagine if you get on the wrong side of Keane he might be a bit intimidating but a bully? No, no evidence of that.

Deliberately seriously injuring another player as retaliation for some sneering comments. That's not no-nonsense, just thuggery.
Quote
"I'd waited long enough. I fucking hit him hard. The ball was there (I think). Take that you c***. And don't ever stand over me sneering about fake injuries.
Despite widespread condemnation, he later maintained in his autobiography that he had no regrets about the incident: "My attitude was, fuck him. What goes around comes around. He got his just rewards. He fucked me over and my attitude is an eye for an eye.

And then onto his management career
Sunderland players celebrate after Roy Keane resigns.
Quote
"He ruled by fear," said one source close to the squad.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/sunderland/3551680/Sunderland-players-celebrate-after-Roy-Keane-resigns-Football.html

If he'd had some kind of massive coaching success I could see some small piece of logic in this. But he hasn't. He's been rubbish at both his clubs and fallen out with players and directors alike.

You can't say he was rubbish at Sunderland, he got them promoted.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 04, 2014, 10:59:30 AM
I'm not surprised by the heavy negative tone of the majority of comments on here but equally the appointment doesn't surprise me either. I have long since stopped deluding myself that we are much more attractive for managers, coaches and players than the likes of Stoke, Southampton etc

I just said something similar on the takeover thread, but if you think about it, Keane is not going to be a man with few career options, so although I think you're right in that we are not an attractive option these days, he isn't anything like a "had no other offers" type.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: rob_bridge on June 04, 2014, 10:59:48 AM
A Roy Keane training session at this club full of inept players will probably play out like the opening half of Full Metal Jacket. Andy Weimann for the lack of Grant Holt, will be Private Pyle.

That is a very amusing and slighlty disconcerting picture you paint.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 04, 2014, 11:01:14 AM
It would appear to amount to replacing one in-yer-face bully with another. 

A no nonsense approach to the game does not make you a bully.  There's a difference.  I can imagine if you get on the wrong side of Keane he might be a bit intimidating but a bully? No, no evidence of that.

Deliberately seriously injuring another player as retaliation for some sneering comments. That's not no-nonsense, just thuggery.
Quote
"I'd waited long enough. I fucking hit him hard. The ball was there (I think). Take that you c***. And don't ever stand over me sneering about fake injuries.
Despite widespread condemnation, he later maintained in his autobiography that he had no regrets about the incident: "My attitude was, fuck him. What goes around comes around. He got his just rewards. He fucked me over and my attitude is an eye for an eye.

And then onto his management career
Sunderland players celebrate after Roy Keane resigns.
Quote
"He ruled by fear," said one source close to the squad.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/sunderland/3551680/Sunderland-players-celebrate-after-Roy-Keane-resigns-Football.html

If he'd had some kind of massive coaching success I could see some small piece of logic in this. But he hasn't. He's been rubbish at both his clubs and fallen out with players and directors alike.

You can't say he was rubbish at Sunderland, he got them promoted.

That's not really a measure of being able to do it at the top level, though.

McLeish got Small Heath promoted.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Smirker on June 04, 2014, 11:07:41 AM
So if we go down, he might get us back up. Sign him up.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: dave shelley on June 04, 2014, 11:08:42 AM
The Irish Times slant on things, nothing too revealing.

irish times (http://www.irishtimes.com/sport/soccer/international/roy-keane-quits-tv-punditry-adding-fuel-to-rumours-1.1819339)

hope the link works.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Clampy on June 04, 2014, 11:10:12 AM
It would appear to amount to replacing one in-yer-face bully with another. 

A no nonsense approach to the game does not make you a bully.  There's a difference.  I can imagine if you get on the wrong side of Keane he might be a bit intimidating but a bully? No, no evidence of that.

Deliberately seriously injuring another player as retaliation for some sneering comments. That's not no-nonsense, just thuggery.
Quote
"I'd waited long enough. I fucking hit him hard. The ball was there (I think). Take that you c***. And don't ever stand over me sneering about fake injuries.
Despite widespread condemnation, he later maintained in his autobiography that he had no regrets about the incident: "My attitude was, fuck him. What goes around comes around. He got his just rewards. He fucked me over and my attitude is an eye for an eye.

And then onto his management career
Sunderland players celebrate after Roy Keane resigns.
Quote
"He ruled by fear," said one source close to the squad.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/sunderland/3551680/Sunderland-players-celebrate-after-Roy-Keane-resigns-Football.html

If he'd had some kind of massive coaching success I could see some small piece of logic in this. But he hasn't. He's been rubbish at both his clubs and fallen out with players and directors alike.

You can't say he was rubbish at Sunderland, he got them promoted.

That's not really a measure of being able to do it at the top level, though.

McLeish got Small Heath promoted.

True but that wasn't the point I was responding to. Sheffield Villain said that he'd been rubbish at both club's that he's managed and he hasn't.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: eamonn on June 04, 2014, 11:24:59 AM
The Irish Times slant on things, nothing too revealing.

irish times (http://www.irishtimes.com/sport/soccer/international/roy-keane-quits-tv-punditry-adding-fuel-to-rumours-1.1819339)

hope the link works.

And Emmet Malone gets in two digs about Birmingham/Brummies, the twat.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Brend'Watkins on June 04, 2014, 11:27:29 AM
It would appear to amount to replacing one in-yer-face bully with another. 

A no nonsense approach to the game does not make you a bully.  There's a difference.  I can imagine if you get on the wrong side of Keane he might be a bit intimidating but a bully? No, no evidence of that.

Deliberately seriously injuring another player as retaliation for some sneering comments. That's not no-nonsense, just thuggery.
Quote

"I'd waited long enough. I fucking hit him hard. The ball was there (I think). Take that you c***. And don't ever stand over me sneering about fake injuries.
Despite widespread condemnation, he later maintained in his autobiography that he had no regrets about the incident: "My attitude was, fuck him. What goes around comes around. He got his just rewards. He fucked me over and my attitude is an eye for an eye.

I'm not doubting that Keane has been guilty of malicious thuggery on the field.  That isn't bullying though is it?  Has there been any evidence of bullying in any of his managerial roles since he stopped playing?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Monty on June 04, 2014, 11:28:05 AM
He's a thuggish, arrogant arsehole who was never that damn good as a player anyway, and was described by a very friendly BBC report when it looked like he might be taking over at Celtic as 'not known as a coach, nor as the sort of manager to improve a team tactically'. What precisely does he do, in that case?

Or perhaps a more salient question would be why does Lambert appear so fond of appointing people with thuggery and violence so prominent in their personalities? This isn't a trait I want at the club, not anywhere near it.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: dave.woodhall on June 04, 2014, 11:30:32 AM
He's a thuggish, arrogant arsehole who was never that damn good as a player anyway, and was described by a very friendly BBC report when it looked like he might be taking over at Celtic as 'not known as a coach, nor as the sort of manager to improve a team tactically'. What precisely does he do, in that case?

Or perhaps a more salient question would be why does Lambert appear so fond of appointing people with thuggery and violence so prominent in their personalities? This isn't a trait I want at the club, not anywhere near it.

You can say what you like about him as a manager and a person, but to say he wasn't a great player is just wrong.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Olneythelonely on June 04, 2014, 11:31:05 AM
The Irish Times slant on things, nothing too revealing.

irish times (http://www.irishtimes.com/sport/soccer/international/roy-keane-quits-tv-punditry-adding-fuel-to-rumours-1.1819339)

hope the link works.

And Emmet Malone gets in two digs about Birmingham/Brummies, the twat.

He got so excited about one particular dig, that he used 'were' instead of 'where'. The massive bellend.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: dave shelley on June 04, 2014, 11:40:30 AM
The Irish Times slant on things, nothing too revealing.

irish times (http://www.irishtimes.com/sport/soccer/international/roy-keane-quits-tv-punditry-adding-fuel-to-rumours-1.1819339)

hope the link works.

And Emmet Malone gets in two digs about Birmingham/Brummies, the twat.

Water off a duck's back Eamonn.  As a complete aside and not wishing to hijack the thread but, last year sometime, I got into the car and tuned in to Matt Cooper (Irish Radio Media Journo) and he was interviewing some bloke, I have no idea who, about music and the Manchester influence.  Birmingham got mentioned and Cooper said "did anything musical ever come out of Birmingham?" and they both giggled.  I was incensed.  I immediately e-mailed him when I got home, listed about twenty musical acts with Birmingham origins, informed him I wasn't impressed with his and his guest's patronising attitude and would await his apology to the Birmingham musical scene and Brummies I particular.  I'm still waiting.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: rob_bridge on June 04, 2014, 11:41:00 AM
He's a thuggish, arrogant arsehole who was never that damn good as a player anyway, and was described by a very friendly BBC report when it looked like he might be taking over at Celtic as 'not known as a coach, nor as the sort of manager to improve a team tactically'. What precisely does he do, in that case?

Or perhaps a more salient question would be why does Lambert appear so fond of appointing people with thuggery and violence so prominent in their personalities? This isn't a trait I want at the club, not anywhere near it.

You can say what you like about him as a manager and a person, but to say he wasn't a great player is just wrong.

Correct - he was an outstanding footballer and captain. As one pundit, Hansen maybe, said in the late 90's - it is like signing a new £10m player (for Manure) every season.


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Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Chris Jameson on June 04, 2014, 11:47:15 AM
He's a thuggish, arrogant arsehole who was never that damn good as a player anyway, and was described by a very friendly BBC report when it looked like he might be taking over at Celtic as 'not known as a coach, nor as the sort of manager to improve a team tactically'. What precisely does he do, in that case?

Or perhaps a more salient question would be why does Lambert appear so fond of appointing people with thuggery and violence so prominent in their personalities? This isn't a trait I want at the club, not anywhere near it.

You can say what you like about him as a manager and a person, but to say he wasn't a great player is just wrong.

I hated him at United but he was head and shoulders above any Villa player since Mcgrath stopped playing for us.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: hilts_coolerking on June 04, 2014, 11:47:33 AM
He's a thuggish, arrogant arsehole who was never that damn good as a player anyway, and was described by a very friendly BBC report when it looked like he might be taking over at Celtic as 'not known as a coach, nor as the sort of manager to improve a team tactically'. What precisely does he do, in that case?

Or perhaps a more salient question would be why does Lambert appear so fond of appointing people with thuggery and violence so prominent in their personalities? This isn't a trait I want at the club, not anywhere near it.

You can say what you like about him as a manager and a person, but to say he wasn't a great player is just wrong.
Agreed.  Okay he wasn't the most skilful player ever but there's more than one way to be a great player.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: RussellC on June 04, 2014, 11:50:54 AM
He's a thuggish, arrogant arsehole who was never that damn good as a player anyway, and was described by a very friendly BBC report when it looked like he might be taking over at Celtic as 'not known as a coach, nor as the sort of manager to improve a team tactically'. What precisely does he do, in that case?

Or perhaps a more salient question would be why does Lambert appear so fond of appointing people with thuggery and violence so prominent in their personalities? This isn't a trait I want at the club, not anywhere near it.

You can say what you like about him as a manager and a person, but to say he wasn't a great player is just wrong.
Agreed.  Okay he wasn't the most skilful player ever but there's more than one way to be a great player.

His performance in their CL semi away at Juventus (prior to "That Night in Barcelona") was as good a midfield performance as I've seen.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: hilts_coolerking on June 04, 2014, 11:53:24 AM
His performance in their CL semi away at Juventus (prior to "That Night in Barcelona") was as good a midfield performance as I've seen.
Exactly right.  As much as I loathe United and disliked Keane, I remember watching in awe as he single handedly dragged his team into the final by sheer force of will.  Extraordinary.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: QBVILLA on June 04, 2014, 11:55:45 AM
People's opinions of footballers differ but for me Keane is one of the best central midfielders to have played in the Premiership and in my opinion the best captain of his era.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 04, 2014, 11:57:46 AM
He was a fantastic footballer, it's hard to disagree with that.

It doesn't mean much in terms of management or coaching, though.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Jimbo on June 04, 2014, 11:58:22 AM
It kind of makes sense that Lambert would welcome Keane. He wouldn't want anybody with more tactical know-how than himself as his number two.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Brend'Watkins on June 04, 2014, 11:58:26 AM
He's a thuggish, arrogant arsehole who was never that damn good as a player anyway, and was described by a very friendly BBC report when it looked like he might be taking over at Celtic as 'not known as a coach, nor as the sort of manager to improve a team tactically'. What precisely does he do, in that case?

Or perhaps a more salient question would be why does Lambert appear so fond of appointing people with thuggery and violence so prominent in their personalities? This isn't a trait I want at the club, not anywhere near it.

You can say what you like about him as a manager and a person, but to say he wasn't a great player is just wrong.
Agreed.  Okay he wasn't the most skilful player ever but there's more than one way to be a great player.

Correct, regardless of what you thought about him as a person he was a leader on the field that is for sure. That tunnel incident where he stood up to Viera showed what a leader he was.  I think we might see an end to the pally pally we're all mates attitude we often see before games in the tunnel.  That really does my head in.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: TimTheVillain on June 04, 2014, 12:08:54 PM
He's not 'A typical' Villa.

That could be a good thing ...

Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 04, 2014, 12:09:14 PM
I appreciate the importance of them being pumped and up for it, full of aggression and willing to run through walls etc, etc, and Keane might instil that. I have no problem with that.

What concerns me most is our lack of tactical nous and creativity, though, and I can't see anything in his past as a manager to suggest he'll sort that out.

It's like getting your car tuned (do people still get cars tuned? I doubt it) whilst ignoring the four flat tyres you've got.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: adrenachrome on June 04, 2014, 12:10:15 PM
He's a thuggish, arrogant arsehole who was never that damn good as a player anyway, and was described by a very friendly BBC report when it looked like he might be taking over at Celtic as 'not known as a coach, nor as the sort of manager to improve a team tactically'. What precisely does he do, in that case?

Or perhaps a more salient question would be why does Lambert appear so fond of appointing people with thuggery and violence so prominent in their personalities? This isn't a trait I want at the club, not anywhere near it.

You can say what you like about him as a manager and a person, but to say he wasn't a great player is just wrong.

As clearly proven by his winning of both the PWA and PFA Player of the Year Awards in 2000.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: oldham_villa on June 04, 2014, 12:13:10 PM
Roy Keane, not a good player?

No offence Monty, but I'm at the opposite end of the opinion scale there mate.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: hilts_coolerking on June 04, 2014, 12:14:50 PM
I appreciate the importance of them being pumped and up for it, full of aggression and willing to run through walls etc, etc, and Keane might instil that. I have no problem with that.

What concerns me most is our lack of tactical nous and creativity, though, and I can't see anything in his past as a manager to suggest he'll sort that out.

It's like getting your car tuned (do people still get cars tuned? I doubt it) whilst ignoring the four flat tyres you've got.
Absolutely.  It was just Monty's rather withering assessment of Keane as a player that I and others were disputing.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: montague on June 04, 2014, 12:16:50 PM
Would get in all time premier league team no question.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Brend'Watkins on June 04, 2014, 12:18:22 PM
I appreciate the importance of them being pumped and up for it, full of aggression and willing to run through walls etc, etc, and Keane might instil that. I have no problem with that.

What concerns me most is our lack of tactical nous and creativity, though, and I can't see anything in his past as a manager to suggest he'll sort that out.

It's like getting your car tuned (do people still get cars tuned? I doubt it) whilst ignoring the four flat tyres you've got.

I think the analogy would work better the other way round, the tyres are sound except the ones at the back need replacing.  The engine needs attention as it lacks any sort of power.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: hilts_coolerking on June 04, 2014, 12:19:35 PM
I appreciate the importance of them being pumped and up for it, full of aggression and willing to run through walls etc, etc, and Keane might instil that. I have no problem with that.

What concerns me most is our lack of tactical nous and creativity, though, and I can't see anything in his past as a manager to suggest he'll sort that out.

It's like getting your car tuned (do people still get cars tuned? I doubt it) whilst ignoring the four flat tyres you've got.

I think the analogy would work better the other way round, the tyres are sound except the ones at the back need replacing.  The engine needs attention as it lacks any sort of power.
And there's no steering wheel.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 04, 2014, 12:20:07 PM
I appreciate the importance of them being pumped and up for it, full of aggression and willing to run through walls etc, etc, and Keane might instil that. I have no problem with that.

What concerns me most is our lack of tactical nous and creativity, though, and I can't see anything in his past as a manager to suggest he'll sort that out.

It's like getting your car tuned (do people still get cars tuned? I doubt it) whilst ignoring the four flat tyres you've got.

I think the analogy would work better the other way round, the tyres are sound except the ones at the back need replacing.  The engine needs attention as it lacks any sort of power.
And there's no steering wheel.

And it's a Montego :-(
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Rolta on June 04, 2014, 12:20:57 PM
He's a thuggish, arrogant arsehole who was never that damn good as a player anyway, and was described by a very friendly BBC report when it looked like he might be taking over at Celtic as 'not known as a coach, nor as the sort of manager to improve a team tactically'. What precisely does he do, in that case?

Or perhaps a more salient question would be why does Lambert appear so fond of appointing people with thuggery and violence so prominent in their personalities? This isn't a trait I want at the club, not anywhere near it.

Wow, I thought you were a brilliant light of Heroes and Villains, but now I see you just make things up! My, who would have guessed.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: hilts_coolerking on June 04, 2014, 12:23:32 PM
I appreciate the importance of them being pumped and up for it, full of aggression and willing to run through walls etc, etc, and Keane might instil that. I have no problem with that.

What concerns me most is our lack of tactical nous and creativity, though, and I can't see anything in his past as a manager to suggest he'll sort that out.

It's like getting your car tuned (do people still get cars tuned? I doubt it) whilst ignoring the four flat tyres you've got.

I think the analogy would work better the other way round, the tyres are sound except the ones at the back need replacing.  The engine needs attention as it lacks any sort of power.
And there's no steering wheel.

And it's a Montego :-(
With one careless owner.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 04, 2014, 12:24:32 PM
He's a thuggish, arrogant arsehole who was never that damn good as a player anyway, and was described by a very friendly BBC report when it looked like he might be taking over at Celtic as 'not known as a coach, nor as the sort of manager to improve a team tactically'. What precisely does he do, in that case?

Or perhaps a more salient question would be why does Lambert appear so fond of appointing people with thuggery and violence so prominent in their personalities? This isn't a trait I want at the club, not anywhere near it.

Wow, I thought you were a brilliant light of Heroes and Villains, but now I see you just make things up! My, who would have guessed.

I honestly think you have a problem with the difference between "making things up" (which you accuse people of a lot) and "having a different opinion to you".

Can't you understand the difference?

It's a subjective opinion, it's not "making things up".
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 04, 2014, 12:26:15 PM
I appreciate the importance of them being pumped and up for it, full of aggression and willing to run through walls etc, etc, and Keane might instil that. I have no problem with that.

What concerns me most is our lack of tactical nous and creativity, though, and I can't see anything in his past as a manager to suggest he'll sort that out.

It's like getting your car tuned (do people still get cars tuned? I doubt it) whilst ignoring the four flat tyres you've got.

I think the analogy would work better the other way round, the tyres are sound except the ones at the back need replacing.  The engine needs attention as it lacks any sort of power.
And there's no steering wheel.

And it's a Montego :-(
With one careless owner.

Maureen from "Driving School".



nice 1990s cultural reference there
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: QBVILLA on June 04, 2014, 12:32:36 PM
Would get in all time premier league team no question.

I rated Keane very highly as a player but I wouldn't have him in my all time 11.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 04, 2014, 12:36:44 PM
Would get in all time premier league team no question.

I rated Keane very highly as a player but I wouldn't have him in my all time 11.

Nor me, because Patrick Viera would be one of the first names on my list - too much chance of on pitch fisticuffs.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Meanwood Villa on June 04, 2014, 12:36:46 PM
I'm not sure what to make of it to be honest. Is this a Lerner appointment or a Lambert appointment? Does this mean Lambert will be the manager next season? Does this mean Lerner will be the owner next season? If the answer to  the last 2 questions is "not sure" then we shouldn't be appointing a new assistant should we? Unless it is on a rolling or temporary contract. It seems shambolic to me, much like a lot of things at the end of last season.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: tomd2103 on June 04, 2014, 12:42:30 PM
The Irish Times slant on things, nothing too revealing.

irish times (http://www.irishtimes.com/sport/soccer/international/roy-keane-quits-tv-punditry-adding-fuel-to-rumours-1.1819339)

hope the link works.

And Emmet Malone gets in two digs about Birmingham/Brummies, the twat.

Water off a duck's back Eamonn.  As a complete aside and not wishing to hijack the thread but, last year sometime, I got into the car and tuned in to Matt Cooper (Irish Radio Media Journo) and he was interviewing some bloke, I have no idea who, about music and the Manchester influence.  Birmingham got mentioned and Cooper said "did anything musical ever come out of Birmingham?" and they both giggled.  I was incensed.  I immediately e-mailed him when I got home, listed about twenty musical acts with Birmingham origins, informed him I wasn't impressed with his and his guest's patronising attitude and would await his apology to the Birmingham musical scene and Brummies I particular.  I'm still waiting.

Interesting that an Irishman would make comments like that about Birmingham considering the considerable Irish influence and presence in the city.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: JUAN PABLO on June 04, 2014, 12:51:01 PM
the scary thing is , even at 42 , he would look so much better in our team than a fit KEA or Sylla now
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: citizenDJ on June 04, 2014, 12:55:02 PM
He […..] was never that damn good as a player anyway…..

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Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Rioch is King on June 04, 2014, 12:57:58 PM
I'm not sure what to make of it to be honest. Is this a Lerner appointment or a Lambert appointment? Does this mean Lambert will be the manager next season? Does this mean Lerner will be the owner next season? If the answer to  the last 2 questions is "not sure" then we shouldn't be appointing a new assistant should we? Unless it is on a rolling or temporary contract. It seems shambolic to me, much like a lot of things at the end of last season.

Doesn't it mean that as no suitable buyer has been lined up they have to continue with what we have in place now... and as the manager needs an assistant they have asked him who he would like to take that role. He knows and gets on with Keane and obviously thinks he'd could do a good job.

Lambert and Keane should then be hoping that things click quickly, Villa have a great start to the season and when the club finally gets sold to some saintly Bzillionaire they will be seen as irreplaceable.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: robbo1874 on June 04, 2014, 01:01:26 PM
I appreciate the importance of them being pumped and up for it, full of aggression and willing to run through walls etc, etc, and Keane might instil that. I have no problem with that.

What concerns me most is our lack of tactical nous and creativity, though, and I can't see anything in his past as a manager to suggest he'll sort that out.

It's like getting your car tuned (do people still get cars tuned? I doubt it) whilst ignoring the four flat tyres you've got.

I think the analogy would work better the other way round, the tyres are sound except the ones at the back need replacing.  The engine needs attention as it lacks any sort of power.
And there's no steering wheel.

And it's a Montego :-(
With one careless owner.
and it's an 'L' not a Vanden Plas model. Or should that be Vanden Plaar?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: supertom on June 04, 2014, 01:07:25 PM
the scary thing is , even at 42 , he would look so much better in our team than a fit KEA or Sylla now
He'd still look better if he was 72.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Richard E on June 04, 2014, 01:09:58 PM
the scary thing is , even at 42 , he would look so much better in our team than a fit KEA or Sylla now
He'd still look better if he was 72.

Or if he was the Japanese bloke who has been dead for over 30 years.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Toronto Villa on June 04, 2014, 01:30:31 PM
A couple of things that have crossed my mind. We are all judging Keane on his ability as an Assistant Manager based on his managerial record. There's plenty of evidence in the game to suggest that a good assistant doesn't always become a good manager, or that a bad manager doesn't automatically translate to that person being a bad assistant or coach. What we don't know with Keane is under what terms (contract/definition of duties) he would be joining the club, and if indeed it is as assistant manager, then how good he will be in that capacity? Irrespective of what we know of him as a manager, he might be perfectly fine in a more limited capacity as an assistant.

The other thing is to call him a bully as a coach or manager isn't accurate. To the best of my knowledge that isn't something that he has been accused of as a coach or manager. He's been accused of intimidating or confrontational but that's who was as a player, and who he is as a person. It's very different though to define someone as a bully, which is something Karsa and Culverhouse got fired for. You can be aggressive, demanding and intimidating without crossing the line into being a bully.

My concern with Keane is his ability as a coach, his tactics, methods etc but in reality my judgement is also clouded by what he has done as a manager. He might be a perfectly good Assistant Manager, we just don't know.

Finally as for his playing ability, he was superb, and a player and leader any team in the world would have wanted while at his peak.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: spartacuss on June 04, 2014, 01:37:03 PM
Hard player without a doubt, but not totally insensitive.  Flashback to August 2001: we're 1 - 0 up against Yanited courtesy of an early Darius Vassell goal and they are chasing an equaliser late in the game.  Keane  follows the ball out for a throw-in from the Trinity Road touchline.  The ballboy grabs the ball but is a fraction slow in giving it to Keane, so he impatiently wrests it from the ballboy.  Keane shapes up to take the throw-in, but then, in a millisecond, he turns back to the ballboy and gives him an apologetic pat on the shoulder to compensate for his impatience, before taking the delayed throw.
Up to that moment I'd always been negative about Keane seeing him as a ruthless, blinkered professional who represented the ugly side of the Murdoch-mercenary Premier League. That minor incident suggested to me that he had (has?) a more sensitive side that contrasts with the 'hard bastard' image.

"And that, M'lud, is the case for the defence..."

(BTW they got their equaliser in injury time, thanks to an Alpay o.g.)
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Monty on June 04, 2014, 01:55:04 PM
Ok, just to explain, we have to remember that the Premier League wasn't as good technically back then, and in my view a lot of players looked better than they should have done because the league wasn't as good as it thought it was (viz. Cantona - league-winning star here, non-entity internationally - or the entire England team).

He had great games in him, like Beckham or Gerrard or even someone like Gattuso (he was obviously better than Gattuso, just using him as an example of players with match-winning performances in them), and was a very good player in many ways, and I accept Hilts' point entirely about their being more than one way to be a great player. However, I think history's been kind to him because of when his career fell in the grand scheme of things, and while he was respected internationally there's no way he ranks with the great global midfielders of the age like Zidane (obviously, no shame in that) or Nedved. He was as good as, say, Dunga, but not better. This is obviously just my opinion - others are available.

As a manager, however, he's shown himself to be about average-to-terrible, whatever good points he may have thoroughly outweighed by the usual nastiness, petulance and by the quite surprising incompetence tactically and stylistically. Adding in the horrible stuff from his time as a player, and I hope that he never comes near Villa Park.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Chris Jameson on June 04, 2014, 02:03:02 PM
I can remember going to Forest when they were hit by an injury crisis to their defence. Keane and Nigel Clough were their central defenders that day, neither of them had played there previously and they were superb in keeping a clean sheet against a strong Villa side.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: supertom on June 04, 2014, 02:10:08 PM
My major concern with Keane is purely based on his post playing exploits, and he's managed to lose the dressing rooms of both clubs he's managed because of (to put it mildly) his abrasive attitude. He did get Sunderland up but there came a point where the results weren't coming and according to the press (yeah, I know) totally lost the dressing room. He left at the right time probably, because things were only going one way with him at the helm. By most accounts at Ipswich it never went entirely right from day one and they never got close to the promotion push people might have expected/demanded from Keane.

Our players may well respond to that style of coaching  better than they did from Culverhouse, because Keane is a playing legend. If Culverhouse was acting the big bollocks, he didn't have the pedigree to warrant that at all. Keane would have the pedigree to back up being a bit of a James Blunt. In truth half our squad does need a good kick up the ass, but more-so, the whole squad needs some tactical direction from somewhere. Keane won't provide that.


Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: KevinGage on June 04, 2014, 02:37:24 PM
Ok, just to explain, we have to remember that the Premier League wasn't as good technically back then, and in my view a lot of players looked better than they should have done because the league wasn't as good as it thought it was (viz. Cantona - league-winning star here, non-entity internationally - or the entire England team).

He had great games in him, like Beckham or Gerrard or even someone like Gattuso (he was obviously better than Gattuso, just using him as an example of players with match-winning performances in them), and was a very good player in many ways, and I accept Hilts' point entirely about their being more than one way to be a great player. However, I think history's been kind to him because of when his career fell in the grand scheme of things, and while he was respected internationally there's no way he ranks with the great global midfielders of the age like Zidane (obviously, no shame in that) or Nedved. He was as good as, say, Dunga, but not better. This is obviously just my opinion - others are available.

As a manager, however, he's shown himself to be about average-to-terrible, whatever good points he may have thoroughly outweighed by the usual nastiness, petulance and by the quite surprising incompetence tactically and stylistically. Adding in the horrible stuff from his time as a player, and I hope that he never comes near Villa Park.

I'd disagree with the Dunga comparison.

Dunga could really only sit and hold, the Brazillian water carrier.

Keane at his best could do the lot: defence, midfield and attack.

He started off at Forest and Manure as an all action box to box midfielder.  But when a serious knee injury (self inflicted, admittedly) struck in 1996, he had the nous to adapt his game.

His career spanned the early PL era > 2005, and he was still a key player even when football in the top flight was far more technical.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: RussellC on June 04, 2014, 02:52:16 PM
I'm not sure that comparing Keane to World Cup Winning captain Dunga does much to back up your argument that he wasn't a great player!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Mister E on June 04, 2014, 02:59:36 PM
A couple of things that have crossed my mind. We are all judging Keane on his ability as an Assistant Manager based on his managerial record. There's plenty of evidence in the game to suggest that a good assistant doesn't always become a good manager, or that a bad manager doesn't automatically translate to that person being a bad assistant or coach. What we don't know with Keane is under what terms (contract/definition of duties) he would be joining the club, and if indeed it is as assistant manager, then how good he will be in that capacity? Irrespective of what we know of him as a manager, he might be perfectly fine in a more limited capacity as an assistant.

The other thing is to call him a bully as a coach or manager isn't accurate. To the best of my knowledge that isn't something that he has been accused of as a coach or manager. He's been accused of intimidating or confrontational but that's who was as a player, and who he is as a person. It's very different though to define someone as a bully, which is something Karsa and Culverhouse got fired for. You can be aggressive, demanding and intimidating without crossing the line into being a bully.

My concern with Keane is his ability as a coach, his tactics, methods etc but in reality my judgement is also clouded by what he has done as a manager. He might be a perfectly good Assistant Manager, we just don't know.

Finally as for his playing ability, he was superb, and a player and leader any team in the world would have wanted while at his peak.
Were there not accusations of some bullying at Blunderland?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: supertom on June 04, 2014, 03:08:11 PM
A couple of things that have crossed my mind. We are all judging Keane on his ability as an Assistant Manager based on his managerial record. There's plenty of evidence in the game to suggest that a good assistant doesn't always become a good manager, or that a bad manager doesn't automatically translate to that person being a bad assistant or coach. What we don't know with Keane is under what terms (contract/definition of duties) he would be joining the club, and if indeed it is as assistant manager, then how good he will be in that capacity? Irrespective of what we know of him as a manager, he might be perfectly fine in a more limited capacity as an assistant.

The other thing is to call him a bully as a coach or manager isn't accurate. To the best of my knowledge that isn't something that he has been accused of as a coach or manager. He's been accused of intimidating or confrontational but that's who was as a player, and who he is as a person. It's very different though to define someone as a bully, which is something Karsa and Culverhouse got fired for. You can be aggressive, demanding and intimidating without crossing the line into being a bully.

My concern with Keane is his ability as a coach, his tactics, methods etc but in reality my judgement is also clouded by what he has done as a manager. He might be a perfectly good Assistant Manager, we just don't know.

Finally as for his playing ability, he was superb, and a player and leader any team in the world would have wanted while at his peak.
Were there not accusations of some bullying at Blunderland?
Dressing room problems at Sunderland and Ipswich were heavily publicised. Conjecture of course, but it is fairly clear that Keane won't hold back for anyone and demands levels which were probably beyond the squads at his disposal. Certainly that would be the case here. 
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: malckennedy on June 04, 2014, 03:10:21 PM
Accusations of bullying are something I would generally associate with a school playground or in the context of perhaps adults against children. I accept that bullying by managers in the workplace happens and is unpleasant but the idea of professional footballers (paid £millions pa) being systematically bullied is comical. I wonder how Ron Saunders would fair in 2014? A big nasty bully no doubt!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: KevinGage on June 04, 2014, 03:16:33 PM
That's the whole point, really.

As much as I'd be quite happy to see some of our lot get Saunders-esque bollockings, it doesn't work in this era of cossetted footballers.  Rather than installing a "I'll show that prick!"  Tony Morley-style defiance, they are far more likely to sulk for a few months and then move for a reduced transfer fee.  Or nothing at all.   It's the club that invariably suffers. 

Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Toronto Villa on June 04, 2014, 03:21:21 PM
A couple of things that have crossed my mind. We are all judging Keane on his ability as an Assistant Manager based on his managerial record. There's plenty of evidence in the game to suggest that a good assistant doesn't always become a good manager, or that a bad manager doesn't automatically translate to that person being a bad assistant or coach. What we don't know with Keane is under what terms (contract/definition of duties) he would be joining the club, and if indeed it is as assistant manager, then how good he will be in that capacity? Irrespective of what we know of him as a manager, he might be perfectly fine in a more limited capacity as an assistant.

The other thing is to call him a bully as a coach or manager isn't accurate. To the best of my knowledge that isn't something that he has been accused of as a coach or manager. He's been accused of intimidating or confrontational but that's who was as a player, and who he is as a person. It's very different though to define someone as a bully, which is something Karsa and Culverhouse got fired for. You can be aggressive, demanding and intimidating without crossing the line into being a bully.

My concern with Keane is his ability as a coach, his tactics, methods etc but in reality my judgement is also clouded by what he has done as a manager. He might be a perfectly good Assistant Manager, we just don't know.

Finally as for his playing ability, he was superb, and a player and leader any team in the world would have wanted while at his peak.
Were there not accusations of some bullying at Blunderland?

No, it was never called bullying. Confrontations etc for sure but it happens at all clubs. Keane being who he is probably got into it more and it would have been more publicized I am sure.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Brend'Watkins on June 04, 2014, 03:25:23 PM
A couple of things that have crossed my mind. We are all judging Keane on his ability as an Assistant Manager based on his managerial record. There's plenty of evidence in the game to suggest that a good assistant doesn't always become a good manager, or that a bad manager doesn't automatically translate to that person being a bad assistant or coach. What we don't know with Keane is under what terms (contract/definition of duties) he would be joining the club, and if indeed it is as assistant manager, then how good he will be in that capacity? Irrespective of what we know of him as a manager, he might be perfectly fine in a more limited capacity as an assistant.

The other thing is to call him a bully as a coach or manager isn't accurate. To the best of my knowledge that isn't something that he has been accused of as a coach or manager. He's been accused of intimidating or confrontational but that's who was as a player, and who he is as a person. It's very different though to define someone as a bully, which is something Karsa and Culverhouse got fired for. You can be aggressive, demanding and intimidating without crossing the line into being a bully.

My concern with Keane is his ability as a coach, his tactics, methods etc but in reality my judgement is also clouded by what he has done as a manager. He might be a perfectly good Assistant Manager, we just don't know.

Finally as for his playing ability, he was superb, and a player and leader any team in the world would have wanted while at his peak.
Were there not accusations of some bullying at Blunderland?
Dressing room problems at Sunderland and Ipswich were heavily publicised. Conjecture of course, but it is fairly clear that Keane won't hold back for anyone and demands levels which were probably beyond the squads at his disposal. Certainly that would be the case here. 

Or he might get the best out of them, something the former two couldn't.  Most of our lot can't seem to get the basics right, I've done my bit on throw ins, there's also concentration for the full 90 odd minutes, our lack of movement when in possession, there's loads he could help sort out having come from an environment where such was not tolerated.
The chances are he will upset a few of them, well, tough.  They've been upsetting an awful lot of us for a few seasons now, something has to change and if it needs more stick than carrot so be it.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: LeeB on June 04, 2014, 03:25:49 PM
His performance in their CL semi away at Juventus (prior to "That Night in Barcelona") was as good a midfield performance as I've seen.
Exactly right.  As much as I loathe United and disliked Keane, I remember watching in awe as he single handedly dragged his team into the final by sheer force of will.  Extraordinary.

He knew he wouldn't play in the final as well.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: john e on June 04, 2014, 03:30:18 PM
Some top notch backtracking there by monty,

I wondered how he was going to come back from that one
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: LeeB on June 04, 2014, 03:33:52 PM
Some top notch backtracking there by monty,

I wondered how he was going to come back from that one

Monty is a high quality poster, I'm surprised he's let that one out. Schoolboy error that.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Brend'Watkins on June 04, 2014, 03:39:42 PM
Some top notch backtracking there by monty,

I wondered how he was going to come back from that one

Monty is a high quality poster, I'm surprised he's let that one out. Schoolboy error that.

In fairness I think we're all responsible to an extent where your dislike or even hatred of a person clouds your judgment of their qualities.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on June 04, 2014, 03:49:04 PM
A couple of things that have crossed my mind. We are all judging Keane on his ability as an Assistant Manager based on his managerial record. There's plenty of evidence in the game to suggest that a good assistant doesn't always become a good manager, or that a bad manager doesn't automatically translate to that person being a bad assistant or coach. What we don't know with Keane is under what terms (contract/definition of duties) he would be joining the club, and if indeed it is as assistant manager, then how good he will be in that capacity? Irrespective of what we know of him as a manager, he might be perfectly fine in a more limited capacity as an assistant.

The other thing is to call him a bully as a coach or manager isn't accurate. To the best of my knowledge that isn't something that he has been accused of as a coach or manager. He's been accused of intimidating or confrontational but that's who was as a player, and who he is as a person. It's very different though to define someone as a bully, which is something Karsa and Culverhouse got fired for. You can be aggressive, demanding and intimidating without crossing the line into being a bully.

My concern with Keane is his ability as a coach, his tactics, methods etc but in reality my judgement is also clouded by what he has done as a manager. He might be a perfectly good Assistant Manager, we just don't know.

Finally as for his playing ability, he was superb, and a player and leader any team in the world would have wanted while at his peak.
Were there not accusations of some bullying at Blunderland?

No, it was never called bullying. Confrontations etc for sure but it happens at all clubs. Keane being who he is probably got into it more and it would have been more publicized I am sure.


A few Sunderland players did accuse him of bullying them. After he left, of course.

That sort of old school shit doesnt work anymore. 
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: john e on June 04, 2014, 04:00:11 PM
Some top notch backtracking there by monty,

I wondered how he was going to come back from that one

Monty is a high quality poster, I'm surprised he's let that one out. Schoolboy error that.

agreed, normaly spot on
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Toronto Villa on June 04, 2014, 04:03:54 PM
Some top notch backtracking there by monty,

I wondered how he was going to come back from that one

Monty is a high quality poster, I'm surprised he's let that one out. Schoolboy error that.

He is and he's allowed a slip every so often. We all have weak moments. God knows I've had plenty.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: aj2k77 on June 04, 2014, 04:10:48 PM
The Mackems on readytogo mostly seem to like him.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: paul_e on June 04, 2014, 04:12:47 PM
The Mackems on readytogo mostly seem to like him.

You can add my in-laws to that, they were all sad to see him go even though things weren't going well that season.  They played decent football under him as well.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Dante Lavelli on June 04, 2014, 04:13:14 PM
Or he might get the best out of them, something the former two couldn't.  Most of our lot can't seem to get the basics right, I've done my bit on throw ins, there's also concentration for the full 90 odd minutes, our lack of movement when in possession, there's loads he could help sort out having come from an environment where such was not tolerated.
The chances are he will upset a few of them, well, tough.  They've been upsetting an awful lot of us for a few seasons now, something has to change and if it needs more stick than carrot so be it.

The problem is, all those things can be improved by coaching and practicing rather than just shouting and scaring the players.  Furthermore, if the rumours are to be believed, Karsa and Culverhouse have already tried the angry-shouty-man approach and it's not worked. 

Players, like Westwood, have become worse not better since they joined.  This might be because they're scared of making mistakes, fearing the bollocking they'll receive if they makes a mistake.  The whole hoof it forward thing could arguably attributed to this as the 'get rid' option is a lot easier than trying to thread a risky pass.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Toronto Villa on June 04, 2014, 04:20:07 PM
Or he might get the best out of them, something the former two couldn't.  Most of our lot can't seem to get the basics right, I've done my bit on throw ins, there's also concentration for the full 90 odd minutes, our lack of movement when in possession, there's loads he could help sort out having come from an environment where such was not tolerated.
The chances are he will upset a few of them, well, tough.  They've been upsetting an awful lot of us for a few seasons now, something has to change and if it needs more stick than carrot so be it.

The problem is, all those things can be improved by coaching and practicing rather than just shouting and scaring the players.  Furthermore, if the rumours are to be believed, Karsa and Culverhouse have already tried the angry-shouty-man approach and it's not worked. 

Players, like Westwood, have become worse not better since they joined.  This might be because they're scared of making mistakes, fearing the bollocking they'll receive if they makes a mistake.  The whole hoof it forward thing could arguably attributed to this as the 'get rid' option is a lot easier than trying to thread a risky pass.

Most players can accept being shouted at. It has existed in football since the it started and there is a difference between shouting and bullying. Also, some players need that approach if it is channeled correctly and others need to be handled differently.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: LeeB on June 04, 2014, 04:27:29 PM
Or he might get the best out of them, something the former two couldn't.  Most of our lot can't seem to get the basics right, I've done my bit on throw ins, there's also concentration for the full 90 odd minutes, our lack of movement when in possession, there's loads he could help sort out having come from an environment where such was not tolerated.
The chances are he will upset a few of them, well, tough.  They've been upsetting an awful lot of us for a few seasons now, something has to change and if it needs more stick than carrot so be it.

The problem is, all those things can be improved by coaching and practicing rather than just shouting and scaring the players.  Furthermore, if the rumours are to be believed, Karsa and Culverhouse have already tried the angry-shouty-man approach and it's not worked. 

Players, like Westwood, have become worse not better since they joined.  This might be because they're scared of making mistakes, fearing the bollocking they'll receive if they makes a mistake.  The whole hoof it forward thing could arguably attributed to this as the 'get rid' option is a lot easier than trying to thread a risky pass.

Most players can accept being shouted at. It has existed in football since the it started and there is a difference between shouting and bullying. Also, some players need that approach if it is channeled correctly and others need to be handled differently.

The best manager (football wise) I ever had was a horrible bastard, put he pushed me further than I thought I was capable of, and made me twice the player.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Dante Lavelli on June 04, 2014, 04:32:51 PM
Or he might get the best out of them, something the former two couldn't.  Most of our lot can't seem to get the basics right, I've done my bit on throw ins, there's also concentration for the full 90 odd minutes, our lack of movement when in possession, there's loads he could help sort out having come from an environment where such was not tolerated.
The chances are he will upset a few of them, well, tough.  They've been upsetting an awful lot of us for a few seasons now, something has to change and if it needs more stick than carrot so be it.

The problem is, all those things can be improved by coaching and practicing rather than just shouting and scaring the players.  Furthermore, if the rumours are to be believed, Karsa and Culverhouse have already tried the angry-shouty-man approach and it's not worked. 

Players, like Westwood, have become worse not better since they joined.  This might be because they're scared of making mistakes, fearing the bollocking they'll receive if they makes a mistake.  The whole hoof it forward thing could arguably attributed to this as the 'get rid' option is a lot easier than trying to thread a risky pass.

Most players can accept being shouted at. It has existed in football since the it started and there is a difference between shouting and bullying. Also, some players need that approach if it is channeled correctly and others need to be handled differently.

Agree.  But with a management partnership of Lambert and Keane it's very much bad cop / badder cop.  Somewhere in the coaching armoury - and typically in the manager/assistant dymamic - I think you also need a coach who can also encourage the more sensitive players.  Furthermore neither, on face value, seem the sort of coaches that would be fun to work with. 

To me the balance of that coaching partnership is not right unless the individuals are very different to their media personalities.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: KevinGage on June 04, 2014, 04:37:22 PM
Agreed.  If we were going the 'personality' coach route, I'd sooner have Steve Harrison back.

He'd lighten the mood if nothing else.  We've tried the opposite end of the scale, and we all know what happened there.

Personally, I think our lot need extensive drills on short passing, creating space and keeping some sort of defensive shape (double shifts, if needs be).  Not some twat on the sidelines shouting obscenities at them.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Toronto Villa on June 04, 2014, 04:46:54 PM
Or he might get the best out of them, something the former two couldn't.  Most of our lot can't seem to get the basics right, I've done my bit on throw ins, there's also concentration for the full 90 odd minutes, our lack of movement when in possession, there's loads he could help sort out having come from an environment where such was not tolerated.
The chances are he will upset a few of them, well, tough.  They've been upsetting an awful lot of us for a few seasons now, something has to change and if it needs more stick than carrot so be it.

The problem is, all those things can be improved by coaching and practicing rather than just shouting and scaring the players.  Furthermore, if the rumours are to be believed, Karsa and Culverhouse have already tried the angry-shouty-man approach and it's not worked. 

Players, like Westwood, have become worse not better since they joined.  This might be because they're scared of making mistakes, fearing the bollocking they'll receive if they makes a mistake.  The whole hoof it forward thing could arguably attributed to this as the 'get rid' option is a lot easier than trying to thread a risky pass.

Most players can accept being shouted at. It has existed in football since the it started and there is a difference between shouting and bullying. Also, some players need that approach if it is channeled correctly and others need to be handled differently.

Agree.  But with a management partnership of Lambert and Keane it's very much bad cop / badder cop.  Somewhere in the coaching armoury - and typically in the manager/assistant dymamic - I think you also need a coach who can also encourage the more sensitive players.  Furthermore neither, on face value, seem the sort of coaches that would be fun to work with. 

To me the balance of that coaching partnership is not right unless the individuals are very different to their media personalities.

thing is we don't know what it will be like when they work together. I am sure they would have discussed the problems of the two blokes that just got fired
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: lovejoy on June 04, 2014, 04:47:12 PM
I seriously think we over rate ourselves if we think Roy Keane as coach is beneath us.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Toronto Villa on June 04, 2014, 04:49:00 PM
Agreed.  If we were going the 'personality' coach route, I'd sooner have Steve Harrison back.

He'd lighten the mood if nothing else.  We've tried the opposite end of the scale, and we all know what happened there.

Personally, I think our lot need extensive drills on short passing, creating space and keeping some sort of defensive shape (double shifts, if needs be).  Not some twat on the sidelines shouting obscenities at them.

Maybe Steve could come in and periodically get his cock out to lighten the mood
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: KevinGage on June 04, 2014, 04:51:11 PM
He'd improve Gabby and Bill Weimann's accuracy tenfold. 
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Brend'Watkins on June 04, 2014, 04:54:27 PM
Agreed.  If we were going the 'personality' coach route, I'd sooner have Steve Harrison back.

He'd lighten the mood if nothing else.  We've tried the opposite end of the scale, and we all know what happened there.

Personally, I think our lot need extensive drills on short passing, creating space and keeping some sort of defensive shape (double shifts, if needs be).  Not some twat on the sidelines shouting obscenities at them.

That to me is the problem the mood is to light for my liking.  As has been said there is a philosophy at the club that losing is somehow no real bad thing.  It's evident in what we are watching week in week out.  Lapses in concentration, goals conceded in the last minuets of every other game, sauntering around, I could go on. 

I don't think we're that bad that a couple of signings and our injured players returning to the fold couldn't get us into the top 10.  A winning mentality drilled into the players could go a long way in achieving that. 
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Ron Manager on June 04, 2014, 04:57:17 PM
Roy put the fear of God into Benteke if he thought he was looking disinterested!....and as for Darren..well!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Brend'Watkins on June 04, 2014, 05:03:11 PM
Roy put the fear of God into Benteke if he thought he was looking disinterested!....and as for Darren..well!

Darren would almost certainly get the 'stare'.

Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Dante Lavelli on June 04, 2014, 05:14:54 PM
Agreed.  If we were going the 'personality' coach route, I'd sooner have Steve Harrison back.

He'd lighten the mood if nothing else.  We've tried the opposite end of the scale, and we all know what happened there.

Personally, I think our lot need extensive drills on short passing, creating space and keeping some sort of defensive shape (double shifts, if needs be).  Not some twat on the sidelines shouting obscenities at them.

That to me is the problem the mood is to light for my liking.  As has been said there is a philosophy at the club that losing is somehow no real bad thing.  It's evident in what we are watching week in week out.  Lapses in concentration, goals conceded in the last minuets of every other game, sauntering around, I could go on. 

I don't think we're that bad that a couple of signings and our injured players returning to the fold couldn't get us into the top 10.  A winning mentality drilled into the players could go a long way in achieving that. 

On what basis have you come to that assumption though?  It seems unlikely that there has been a lack of aggression from the coaches when 2 have effectively been sacked for bullying (if true).  I agree that we have a soft under belly at the moment but I am not convinced that the only way to generate that cohesion / determination / concentration is through fear. 

For example a fear of failure and the strictness of the regime could also cause players to 'hide' rather than put themselves (their reputations) on the line to stop conceding the last minute goals you've referred to, or having the confidence to try something different/harder i.e. to express themselves.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Ads on June 04, 2014, 05:18:33 PM
Is Keane a bully?

There is a difference in my view between being somebody you wouldn't cross and somebody who is a bully.

The whole Vierra tunnel incident leads me to believe that Keane is no bully and has no time for it.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 04, 2014, 05:22:15 PM
The whole Vierra tunnel incident leads me to believe that Keane is no bully and has no time for it.

What about the stuff after he left Man United - Ferguson talking about his being a bully, or when he left Sunderland, the quotes about the atmosphere in training under him there?

Or his stamping on Gareth Southgate? Or Alf Inge Haaland?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: WarszaVillan on June 04, 2014, 05:28:53 PM
We've lost 2 coaches, so surely there will be 2 coming in. Keane is your typical assistant manager, the number two that gets amongst the players - John Robertson type. We'd still need a top coach in if he came.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Jon Crofts on June 04, 2014, 05:31:32 PM
We've lost 2 coaches, so surely there will be 2 coming in. Keane is your typical assistant manager, the number two that gets amongst the players - John Robertson type. We'd still need a top coach in if he came.

We don't do top notch, we do Poundland.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: mr woo on June 04, 2014, 05:52:33 PM
We've lost 2 coaches, so surely there will be 2 coming in. Keane is your typical assistant manager, the number two that gets amongst the players - John Robertson type. We'd still need a top coach in if he came.

Yeah, this is a good point.

As it stands, the idea of going into the season under Lambert and Keane fills me with dread.

Adding a renowned coach and tactician however, might well be the final piece of a functional and complimentary management team. Maybe?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 04, 2014, 06:00:52 PM
Didn't someone say a while back that Robertson's main contribution to training sessions was to stand on the touchline, smoking, occasionally shouting "SKIN HIM!" at a winger?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Ads on June 04, 2014, 06:02:15 PM
Bibs and Cones was his nickname wasn't it?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 04, 2014, 06:04:43 PM
Bibs and Cones was his nickname wasn't it?

Think those were the names given to him and Walford, not sure which was which.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: dave shelley on June 04, 2014, 06:14:12 PM
On the point of Keane being a suggested bully.  Didn't  he spend the majority of his playing career being managed by two of the biggest bullies in the game?  Some of it may just have rubbed off, who knows?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: silhillvilla on June 04, 2014, 06:22:12 PM
Perhaps we could get Steve Harrison and his party tricks back in the fold.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: supertom on June 04, 2014, 06:27:45 PM
On the point of Keane being a suggested bully.  Didn't  he spend the majority of his playing career being managed by two of the biggest bullies in the game?  Some of it may just have rubbed off, who knows?
It's a whole different ball game compared to the Cloughie era. Even Fergie had mellowed in the post Keano years at Utd too.
Which in a way is a shame. Most of our squad need a fucking good dose of the Hair dryer and a few stern kicks up the backside it must be said.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: john e on June 04, 2014, 06:28:57 PM
On the point of Keane being a suggested bully.  Didn't  he spend the majority of his playing career being managed by two of the biggest bullies in the game?  Some of it may just have rubbed off, who knows?

If a bit of coughie and fergie has rubbed of on him I hope it rubs back on us
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: peter w on June 04, 2014, 06:30:24 PM
Some top notch backtracking there by monty,

I wondered how he was going to come back from that one

Monty is a high quality poster, I'm surprised he's let that one out. Schoolboy error that.

He'll go again.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: dave shelley on June 04, 2014, 06:40:57 PM
A bully is a bully whichever way you dress it up.  If the football knowledge of both Clough and Ferguson has been taken on board by Keane then I'm all for it but, if belittling players and alienating them for no apparent reason then, no thanks. 

As for the hair dryer treatment, I've always been of the opinion that should anyone do that to me, the result would be the loss of at least a couple of teeth, I wouldn't care who they were. 

I am not a violent person, seriously.  No one should have to put up with that kind of behavior.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Legion on June 04, 2014, 07:09:10 PM
monty is ace.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: brontebilly on June 04, 2014, 07:23:13 PM
A couple of things that have crossed my mind. We are all judging Keane on his ability as an Assistant Manager based on his managerial record. There's plenty of evidence in the game to suggest that a good assistant doesn't always become a good manager, or that a bad manager doesn't automatically translate to that person being a bad assistant or coach. What we don't know with Keane is under what terms (contract/definition of duties) he would be joining the club, and if indeed it is as assistant manager, then how good he will be in that capacity? Irrespective of what we know of him as a manager, he might be perfectly fine in a more limited capacity as an assistant.

The other thing is to call him a bully as a coach or manager isn't accurate. To the best of my knowledge that isn't something that he has been accused of as a coach or manager. He's been accused of intimidating or confrontational but that's who was as a player, and who he is as a person. It's very different though to define someone as a bully, which is something Karsa and Culverhouse got fired for. You can be aggressive, demanding and intimidating without crossing the line into being a bully.

My concern with Keane is his ability as a coach, his tactics, methods etc but in reality my judgement is also clouded by what he has done as a manager. He might be a perfectly good Assistant Manager, we just don't know.

Finally as for his playing ability, he was superb, and a player and leader any team in the world would have wanted while at his peak.
Were there not accusations of some bullying at Blunderland?
Dressing room problems at Sunderland and Ipswich were heavily publicised. Conjecture of course, but it is fairly clear that Keane won't hold back for anyone and demands levels which were probably beyond the squads at his disposal. Certainly that would be the case here.

The ultimate job of a manager is to get the best out of the resources at his disposal. Roy Keane has been an utter failure in this regard, starting fights with numerous players, buying utter tripe and then walking out of his club before a trip to Old Trafford.

There was a time particularly in the Ireland where the media hung on his every word. Government, other sports, the economy - Roy the oracle would give his rent a quote line. But now his non existent analysis on ITV has probably shown up his lack of footballing knowledge particularly in comparison to Neville and Carragher. The hope that Keane was a great midfielder so he will improve our midfielders unfortunately hasnt worked for him so far.

The favourite Roy Keane managerial magic moments - buying Anton Ferdinand for 8m, having a fight with Steve Coppell at Reading after he sold him the useless Greg Halford and bombing out Jordan Rhodes at Ipswich while his side couldnt buy a goal.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: tomd2103 on June 04, 2014, 10:41:41 PM
We've lost 2 coaches, so surely there will be 2 coming in. Keane is your typical assistant manager, the number two that gets amongst the players - John Robertson type. We'd still need a top coach in if he came.

Yeah, this is a good point.

As it stands, the idea of going into the season under Lambert and Keane fills me with dread.

Adding a renowned coach and tactician however, might well be the final piece of a functional and complimentary management team. Maybe?

Wasn't it rumoured that Scott Marshall would be stepping up to the role of assistant?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: KevinGage on June 04, 2014, 11:39:39 PM
Some earlier poster mentioned that his contacts might help us in the transfer market. 

For the love of McGrath, I hope he would have absolutely no input into that side of things at all. 

He spunked a phenomenal amount of money at Slumberland on some absolute tat. 
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Steve67 on June 04, 2014, 11:44:22 PM
Some earlier poster mentioned that his contacts might help us in the transfer market. 

For the love of McGrath, I hope he would have absolutely no input into that side of things at all. 

He spunked a phenomenal amount of money at Slumberland on some absolute tat. 

Him and Lambert will be a good match then!!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Dave on June 04, 2014, 11:55:13 PM
Some earlier poster mentioned that his contacts might help us in the transfer market. 

For the love of McGrath, I hope he would have absolutely no input into that side of things at all. 

He spunked a phenomenal amount of money at Slumberland on some absolute tat. 
I expect that we'll have Carlos Edwards, Daryl Murphy and Grant Leadbitter in the squad by the end of the summer.

They basically seem to go where he goes.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 05, 2014, 12:14:30 AM
On the bright side, maybe if his role is entirely in coaching, he'll be prevented from influencing the repeat of some of the major, major transfer bollocks he dropped at Sunderland.

In fact, maybe he's going to be told "make our midfield good, and stay away from everything else".
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: brian green on June 05, 2014, 06:27:51 AM
I hope you are right Paulie. There is a lifetime of coaching work in KEA alone before he even starts on Sylla (if he is there to work on) then stiffening up Westwood game. Perhaps by chance something has been done to address our age old glaring midfield inadequacies. I don't think it is planned, nothing we do is planned but some good may come of it if Keane accepts that he must coach not browbeat the downtrodden players he inherits to work with.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Monty on June 05, 2014, 10:42:36 AM
Some top notch backtracking there by monty,

I wondered how he was going to come back from that one

Monty is a high quality poster, I'm surprised he's let that one out. Schoolboy error that.

He is and he's allowed a slip every so often. We all have weak moments. God knows I've had plenty.

I still think he's overrated. There, I said it. People act like he was the second coming as a player, whereas he was a fantastic captain in a driving-on sense, a pretty good player and a disciplinary liability in what was a much weaker league than we have now. Like Cantona - he was a god up at United but nobody in Europe could really give a shit.

Anyway, more seriously, I still want to know why, with Culverhouse and Karsa and now Keane, Lambert is so intent on having assistants known for what might kindly be called no-nonsense (really, why are his only friends thugs and bullies?).
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on June 05, 2014, 10:45:14 AM
From the Irish Examiner: Martin O'Neill has expressed his delight at Roy Keane's decision to stay on with Ireland and, rather than surrender to another round of speculation, is determined to leave the subject of a possible role for his assistant at Aston Villa "on the back burner" until the completion of the team's short American tour.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: RussellC on June 05, 2014, 11:17:44 AM
On the bright side, maybe if his role is entirely in coaching, he'll be prevented from influencing the repeat of some of the major, major transfer bollocks he dropped at Sunderland.

In fact, maybe he's going to be told "make our midfield good, and stay away from everything else".

When you look at a player like Westwood, he has all of the physical attributes that Keane did as a footballer, just not perhaps the tenacity, drive, confidence or nastiness. If Keane could instill these into him, there's still time and scope for a top footballer to be developed.

I'm clutching at straws now, aren't I?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: brontebilly on June 05, 2014, 11:39:44 AM
Some top notch backtracking there by monty,

I wondered how he was going to come back from that one

Monty is a high quality poster, I'm surprised he's let that one out. Schoolboy error that.

He is and he's allowed a slip every so often. We all have weak moments. God knows I've had plenty.

I still think he's overrated. There, I said it. People act like he was the second coming as a player, whereas he was a fantastic captain in a driving-on sense, a pretty good player and a disciplinary liability in what was a much weaker league than we have now. Like Cantona - he was a god up at United but nobody in Europe could really give a shit

Revisionist nonsense pal.

Keane announced himself to a European audience on a very wet night in Seville for Ireland in 93. He was outstanding in USA94 and Ireland's best player at that tournament. He personally dominated many an international midfield after that, particularly at home to Portugal in 01. Even his last game for Ireland at home to France in 05 he didn't give Zidane a kick. He did all this playing next to the likes of honest but limited triers like Kilbane, Holland and Kinsella.

At European level the likes of Redondo and Effenberg got the better of him near the end but for about 5 years before then he was the best European midfielder at club level. Witness how average Butt and Scholes were at international level without him.

A lot was made of Keane's fear factor as a player but he was very good with the ball, was well able to score, run with the ball, tackle, tactically superb. Vieira was a superb player but Keane was better and I'd say that view was held across Europe at the time.

He pisses all over Cantona, gifted tho he was, who was essentially a flat track bully in a weak English top division.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: QBVILLA on June 05, 2014, 11:41:17 AM
Some top notch backtracking there by monty,

I wondered how he was going to come back from that one

Monty is a high quality poster, I'm surprised he's let that one out. Schoolboy error that.

He is and he's allowed a slip every so often. We all have weak moments. God knows I've had plenty.

I still think he's overrated. There, I said it. People act like he was the second coming as a player, whereas he was a fantastic captain in a driving-on sense, a pretty good player and a disciplinary liability in what was a much weaker league than we have now. Like Cantona - he was a god up at United but nobody in Europe could really give a shit.

Anyway, more seriously, I still want to know why, with Culverhouse and Karsa and now Keane, Lambert is so intent on having assistants known for what might kindly be called no-nonsense (really, why are his only friends thugs and bullies?).

Weren't Juventus in for him at the time he negotiated his £50k a week contract, making him the highest paid player in England at the time?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: RussellC on June 05, 2014, 11:42:28 AM
I'd also disagree that it was a "much weaker league than we have now." I think the likes of Ronaldo, Bergkamp, Zola and co would have something to say about it.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: supertom on June 05, 2014, 11:55:44 AM
I'd also disagree that it was a "much weaker league than we have now." I think the likes of Ronaldo, Bergkamp, Zola and co would have something to say about it.
Yeah I think the Prem has got worse in the last 10 years. We're not blessed with quite as many standout, world class players as years gone by. Even then they tend to find the grass is a bit greener and fudge off to Spain.
The lower end sides are a lot worse than they used to be too.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: RussellC on June 05, 2014, 11:57:36 AM
I'd also disagree that it was a "much weaker league than we have now." I think the likes of Ronaldo, Bergkamp, Zola and co would have something to say about it.
Yeah I think the Prem has got worse in the last 10 years. We're not blessed with quite as many standout, world class players as years gone by. Even then they tend to find the grass is a bit greener and fudge off to Spain.
The lower end sides are a lot worse than they used to be too.

Yep - and sadly we're about as good an indicator in the drop in quality as you can get.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Dante Lavelli on June 05, 2014, 02:33:54 PM
This is a quote from an ex Man U coach (casually name dropping - see if you can spot it) which does somewhat support my belief that we need a different sort of coach to Keane:

"I worked with a guy called Cristiano Ronaldo at Manchester United. From a young age he decided he wanted to be the best in the world and was going to go on a mission to get there. As a coach, I listened to what he needed and tried to help him achieve just that. Part of that was giving him space to hone those skills. Cristiano would stay behind for 40 minutes every day and, without anyone watching, he would work on his skills without pressure. Skills thrive without pressure."

The whole interview can be found here:
http://www.shortlist.com/entertainment/sport/how-england-can-win-future-world-cups
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Drummond on June 05, 2014, 03:17:12 PM
The reality of the situation is that we've no idea how Keane shapes up as a coach.

Given that he has worked under Clough and Ferguson as his managers and coaches like Kidd, McLaren, Phelan and Quieroz, I'd say he's got a pretty good idea about how to do the job. He's clearly fairly intelligent and knows the game well.

Just because he was aggressive on the pitch, doesn't mean he'd be a nutcase off it.

I'd also doubt that MON would tolerate an idiot in his midst, and certainly not someone that would cock it up for him either.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: ChicagoLion on June 05, 2014, 03:58:02 PM
I agree Keane was a hell of a player, if you had put Keane in the Villa team at his pomp we would have won silverware and been competing for trophy's every season. He made a decent Manu team a great team.

I don't care what people think of him as a person but as a footballer he was outstanding.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on June 05, 2014, 04:02:32 PM
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The reality of the situation is that we've no idea how Keane shapes up as a coach.

Apart from his 2 spells as a coach, both of which  ended acrimoniously

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Just because he was aggressive on the pitch, doesn't mean he'd be a nutcase off it.

I think it's common knowledge that the bloke is a nutcase off the pitch. It's been well documented
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: rob_bridge on June 05, 2014, 04:19:58 PM
I'd also disagree that it was a "much weaker league than we have now." I think the likes of Ronaldo, Bergkamp, Zola and co would have something to say about it.
Yeah I think the Prem has got worse in the last 10 years. We're not blessed with quite as many standout, world class players as years gone by. Even then they tend to find the grass is a bit greener and fudge off to Spain.
The lower end sides are a lot worse than they used to be too.

I agree with this.

Plus Keane got the better of Viera more often than not and always got the better of StevieScouseGod Me.

I also don't think Keane was particularly good in the 4 games in World Cup 94. He did ok but nothing outstanding.
The best player for Ireland was one P McGrath - he even made Phil Baab look like Bobby Moore in the making.

I remain to be convinced though I suppose the one thing he would give us is an elevated profile

As others have said we desperately need a technical coach on the staff.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Percy McCarthy on June 05, 2014, 04:22:41 PM
Ferguson spent millions and millions of pounds trying to replace Keane and Scholes as they got on in years, and never got anywhere near it. Both absolutely fantastic players.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: rob_bridge on June 05, 2014, 04:27:56 PM
I doubt we will see that a midfield with such balance, talent, determination, skill as that ManUre team of late 97-03.

The whole package.

When the hero worshipped England Captain (Beckham) is the 4th best player in a midfield then you have something special.

Keane was so good Ferguson bought 2 players to replace him (Hargreaves and Carrick).
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: supertom on June 05, 2014, 04:31:46 PM
I doubt we will see that a midfield with such balance, talent, determination, skill as that ManUre team of late 97-03.

The whole package.

When the hero worshipped England Captain (Beckham) is the 4th best player in a midfield then you have something special.

Keane was so good Ferguson bought 2 players to replace him (Hargreaves and Carrick).
Ferguson bought a lot more players in an attempt to bring in a replacement for the aging Keane. I recall Djemba and his lesser known brother Djemba were supposed to be the new Roy Keane too. Kleberson as well, and probably a few other forgotten men.

And to this day they've still not replaced that presence. Nor Scholes.
Ditto Viera at Arsenal. Has never been adequately replaced.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Morpheus on June 05, 2014, 05:27:59 PM
For me Keane is simply too much of a risk at the moment. When the going got tough at Sunderland he hooked it after spending upwards of 80m leaving Sunderland in the bottom three. According to media reports the Sunderland players then celebrated when Keane left.

He then went to Ipswich presiding over 19th in the Championship after 20 months at the helm before being sacked.

We desperately need cool heads and a sense of stability at the moment when almost certainly facing another relegation battle next season without a new owner and Keane's attitude of not suffering fools gladly will not argue well with a squad of players bereft of any real quality apart from Benteke who won't be fit for the start of next season anyway.

We've already seen how our squad reacted to ruling by fear from the previous two coaches.

Moreover I'm also concerned how Keane would react to criticism from the Villa faithful on match day if you remember his comments concerning the Sunderland fans around the dugout.

Consequently I am as worried about this probable appointment as I was with Lambert's with the only positive being that Keane might attract one or two better players on loan who otherwise wouldn't come to us in the present circumstances.

Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Toronto Villa on June 05, 2014, 06:06:22 PM
The reality of the situation is that we've no idea how Keane shapes up as a coach.

Given that he has worked under Clough and Ferguson as his managers and coaches like Kidd, McLaren, Phelan and Quieroz, I'd say he's got a pretty good idea about how to do the job. He's clearly fairly intelligent and knows the game well.

Just because he was aggressive on the pitch, doesn't mean he'd be a nutcase off it.

I'd also doubt that MON would tolerate an idiot in his midst, and certainly not someone that would cock it up for him either.

Agree with that and made the same point earlier. We cannot base our knowledge of him as an assistant purely on what we know of him as a player or manager.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: john e on June 05, 2014, 06:43:14 PM
Ferguson spent millions and millions of pounds trying to replace Keane and Scholes as they got on in years, and never got anywhere near it. Both absolutely fantastic players.


Ain't that the truth,
and they still haven't done it, maybe never will
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Clampy on June 05, 2014, 06:45:09 PM
Ferguson spent millions and millions of pounds trying to replace Keane and Scholes as they got on in years, and never got anywhere near it. Both absolutely fantastic players.


Ain't that the truth,
and they still haven't done it, maybe never will

So much so, he had to bring Scholes back out of retirement.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 05, 2014, 06:45:46 PM
Ferguson spent millions and millions of pounds trying to replace Keane and Scholes as they got on in years, and never got anywhere near it. Both absolutely fantastic players.


Ain't that the truth,
and they still haven't done it, maybe never will

Scholes is easily one of my favourite players of the PL era.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on June 05, 2014, 06:48:02 PM
Ferguson spent millions and millions of pounds trying to replace Keane and Scholes as they got on in years, and never got anywhere near it. Both absolutely fantastic players.


Ain't that the truth,
and they still haven't done it, maybe never will

Scholes is easily one of my favourite players of the PL era.

Dirty bastard used to get away with murder though
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: adrenachrome on June 05, 2014, 07:09:41 PM
For me Keane is simply too much of a risk at the moment. When the going got tough at Sunderland he hooked it after spending upwards of 80m leaving Sunderland in the bottom three. According to media reports the Sunderland players then celebrated when Keane left.

He then went to Ipswich presiding over 19th in the Championship after 20 months at the helm before being sacked.

We desperately need cool heads and a sense of stability at the moment when almost certainly facing another relegation battle next season without a new owner and Keane's attitude of not suffering fools gladly will not argue well with a squad of players bereft of any real quality apart from Benteke who won't be fit for the start of next season anyway.

We've already seen how our squad reacted to ruling by fear from the previous two coaches.

Moreover I'm also concerned how Keane would react to criticism from the Villa faithful on match day if you remember his comments concerning the Sunderland fans around the dugout.

Consequently I am as worried about this probable appointment as I was with Lambert's with the only positive being that Keane might attract one or two better players on loan who otherwise wouldn't come to us in the present circumstances.

Well argued.

I think though, that TSM was our attempt at the cool heads and steadying hands strategy and we have moved way past that point and progressed through a series of experiments to LernerLamboLimboLand.

Once the LamboKeeno experiment (colour code Crimson; operation Frankenstein) is underway all bets are off. We have had 4 transitional seasons but this will be maximum transitional overdrive. 

 
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Rancid custard on June 05, 2014, 07:11:54 PM
It's so madcap it might actually work, I think it's a bit strange that he'd choose Villa though. That said, it's a safe bet for him because we're not in the healthiest of places. I watched the Keane vs. Viera thing on TV a few months back and I actually agreed with a lot of what he said, which I never thought I'd do because I've always hated him. He has a very divisive personality so it could end up pissing off the team, could go either way.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: robbo1874 on June 05, 2014, 08:49:17 PM
Ferguson spent millions and millions of pounds trying to replace Keane and Scholes as they got on in years, and never got anywhere near it. Both absolutely fantastic
The reality of the situation is that we've no idea how Keane shapes up as a coach.

Given that he has worked under Clough and Ferguson as his managers and coaches like Kidd, McLaren, Phelan and Quieroz, I'd say he's got a pretty good idea about how to do the job. He's clearly fairly intelligent and knows the game well.

Just because he was aggressive on the pitch, doesn't mean he'd be a nutcase off it.

I'd also doubt that MON would tolerate an idiot in his midst, and certainly not someone that would cock it up for him either.

Agree with that and made the same point earlier. We cannot base our knowledge of him as an assistant purely on what we know of him as a player or manager.
maybe oneill is trying to ditch him quietly? Celtic job comes up... I won't stand in his way. Rumours of villa no.2 job.... Have a go Roy, you know it makes sense.. Big club etc, etc.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: brontebilly on June 05, 2014, 09:38:44 PM
I doubt we will see that a midfield with such balance, talent, determination, skill as that ManUre team of late 97-03.

The whole package.

When the hero worshipped England Captain (Beckham) is the 4th best player in a midfield then you have something special.

Keane was so good Ferguson bought 2 players to replace him (Hargreaves and Carrick).
Ferguson bought a lot more players in an attempt to bring in a replacement for the aging Keane. I recall Djemba and his lesser known brother Djemba were supposed to be the new Roy Keane too. Kleberson as well, and probably a few other forgotten men.

And to this day they've still not replaced that presence. Nor Scholes.
Ditto Viera at Arsenal. Has never been adequately replaced.

Juan Veron was bought to ultimately replace Keane too. Veron has played the deep lying playmaker role to perfection at Lazio but was unable to get in ahead of the Corkman or complement him. Huge flop.

Paul "the guvnor" Ince was also sent packing after Keane settled at Old Trafford.

Great a player though he was, he isnt intelligent enough to be a coach, manager or even a proper pundit.

exhibit a -


falls for a blatant wind up re the ringing phone, slates Shay Given, slates his now employer (FAI and John Delaney particularly), slags off ex pros in the media earning a few quid for their opinion. The same man who ran around Temple Hall dressed as a Walkers Leprechaun before the 2002 WC for a few quid is a blatant hypocrite of the highest order. Looks like MON is getting sick of Keano overshadowing the whole Irish set up at the moment, it will be the same for Lambert at Villa Park.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Ian. on June 05, 2014, 10:24:01 PM
I never saw this coming I must admit. I dont know why it's looked as an odd move or why it's looked on as a negative? He was a fantastic midfielder, a winner and has played with and for some brilliant coaches. He's dabbled in management and has never really left the game.

To be honest I think it's a fantastic move for us. I still really like Lambert and generally think he can be a good manager for someone somewhere. Here though everything from the Bomb squad scenario, buying too many budget signings, his coaching staff cockup made it all too much for him. If Keane can help and another good coach comes in and breath life into the squad Lambert could still come good for us.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: frankmosswasmyuncle on June 05, 2014, 10:39:03 PM
As I see it Lambert desperately needs help.
Would love us to bring in a well-respected coach...
...hate to say it but this is clutching at a sort of straw to me.
Big name, part-time, and if it all goes tits-up, we're no worse off!?

Except we will be.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: silhillvilla on June 05, 2014, 10:51:20 PM
In a sense , I'll be disappointed if this doesn't happen now .
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: SoccerHQ on June 05, 2014, 10:54:32 PM
Some earlier poster mentioned that his contacts might help us in the transfer market. 

For the love of McGrath, I hope he would have absolutely no input into that side of things at all. 

He spunked a phenomenal amount of money at Slumberland on some absolute tat. 

It's quite amusing to me given how he's supposed to fall out with players he went back to Man. United and signed a whole raft of them like Richardson and Bardsley.

Honestly he made MON look like some continental mastermind as all his signings at Sunderland and Ipswich seemed to be Man. United rejects or old players from the Ireland team like Andy Reid and Ian Harte. Darryl Murphy was another incredible mediocre player who seemed to follow him around.

Honestly Lambert looks like a Wenger if you compare his deals to Roy Keane.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: SoccerHQ on June 05, 2014, 10:57:28 PM
I'd also disagree that it was a "much weaker league than we have now." I think the likes of Ronaldo, Bergkamp, Zola and co would have something to say about it.
Yeah I think the Prem has got worse in the last 10 years. We're not blessed with quite as many standout, world class players as years gone by. Even then they tend to find the grass is a bit greener and fudge off to Spain.
The lower end sides are a lot worse than they used to be too.

I think there are more skilful attacking midfilders/strikers than before like Silva, Aguero, Hazard etc but yeah pretty weak in terms of world class central midfielers and certainly defenders compared to 10 years back.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: SoccerHQ on June 05, 2014, 11:01:01 PM
What I want from a new assistant manager is someone who can organise us well as even though our defence held up for 2/3 of the season reasonably well we still conceded 60 premier league goals.

I also want someone who you'd be reasonably confident could step into the number 1 role for a period of time on a frugal budget as it currently stands as to me there is little chance of Lambert surviving this season, takeover or no takeover.

I don't see indications Keane is that man, a perfect fit to me would be someone like Steve Clarke but appears he could get the Celtic job.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Sexual Ealing on June 06, 2014, 12:37:17 AM
This is a genuine question, because I honestly don't remember the same level of scrutiny being applied say, 15 years ago, but when did we all start giving a shit about who the assistant manager was? Apologies if everyone always did, obviously.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Louzie0 on June 06, 2014, 12:47:00 AM
This is a genuine question, because I honestly don't remember the same level of scrutiny being applied say, 15 years ago, but when did we all start giving a shit about who the assistant manager was? Apologies if everyone always did, obviously.
When it was Roy Keane.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: KevinGage on June 06, 2014, 01:41:42 AM
This is a genuine question, because I honestly don't remember the same level of scrutiny being applied say, 15 years ago, but when did we all start giving a shit about who the assistant manager was? Apologies if everyone always did, obviously.

When it's a fruitloop that will draw much unwanted attention to us?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: DeKuip on June 06, 2014, 01:54:28 AM
This is a genuine question, because I honestly don't remember the same level of scrutiny being applied say, 15 years ago, but when did we all start giving a shit about who the assistant manager was? Apologies if everyone always did, obviously.

Who'd give a shit about Roy Aitken, Gary McAllister, Peter Grant or Ian Culverhouse? I think the last decent assistant manager we had was John Gregory - who was better as a No.2 under Little than when he came back as manager.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: dave.woodhall on June 06, 2014, 02:06:29 AM
This is a genuine question, because I honestly don't remember the same level of scrutiny being applied say, 15 years ago, but when did we all start giving a shit about who the assistant manager was? Apologies if everyone always did, obviously.

Who'd give a shit about Roy Aitken, Gary McAllister, Peter Grant or Ian Culverhouse? I think the last decent assistant manager we had was John Gregory - who was better as a No.2 under Little than when he came back as manager.

He was number three. Allan Evans was two.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: PeterWithesShin on June 06, 2014, 02:16:03 AM
I thought the number two was always Steve Harrison? Well when there was a wardrobe around.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: ciggiesnbeer on June 06, 2014, 03:44:26 AM
Maybe its the Stockholm syndrome kicking in but I am getting excited by this.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Steve67 on June 06, 2014, 04:43:09 AM
Fuck it. Feel the fear and do it anyway. It's a yes from me.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Dante Lavelli on June 06, 2014, 10:13:45 AM
This is a genuine question, because I honestly don't remember the same level of scrutiny being applied say, 15 years ago, but when did we all start giving a shit about who the assistant manager was? Apologies if everyone always did, obviously.

Have the roles changed slightly over time (genuine question)?  The manager becoming more of a 'suit' whereas the assistant takes over a lot more of the day to day duties?  Therefore the assistant manager's influence may be greater hence the level of scrutiny.  Maybe we've adopted the more european system of General Manager and Head Coach by stelph i.e. adopted it in principle but without changing the job titles?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Chris Smith on June 06, 2014, 10:31:42 AM
This is a genuine question, because I honestly don't remember the same level of scrutiny being applied say, 15 years ago, but when did we all start giving a shit about who the assistant manager was? Apologies if everyone always did, obviously.

Around the time sites like this developed which meant people having to find things to moan about for 24 hours a day. Up to that point we only had limited moaning opportunities, perhaps during a break at work or an hour or two in the pub so had to make the most of them ;-)
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on June 06, 2014, 10:41:07 AM
This is a genuine question, because I honestly don't remember the same level of scrutiny being applied say, 15 years ago, but when did we all start giving a shit about who the assistant manager was? Apologies if everyone always did, obviously.

Around the time sites like this developed which meant people having to find things to moan about for 24 hours a day. Up to that point we only had limited moaning opportunities, perhaps during a break at work or an hour or two in the pub so had to make the most of them ;-)

The letters page in the Argus
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Percy McCarthy on June 06, 2014, 11:00:21 AM
This is a genuine question, because I honestly don't remember the same level of scrutiny being applied say, 15 years ago, but when did we all start giving a shit about who the assistant manager was? Apologies if everyone always did, obviously.

Around the time sites like this developed which meant people having to find things to moan about for 24 hours a day. Up to that point we only had limited moaning opportunities, perhaps during a break at work or an hour or two in the pub so had to make the most of them ;-)

The letters page in the Argus

Tom Ross.

Waiting outside the Post and Evening Dispatch offices for telegrams of the Cup Final score. Showing my age a bit there.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Brend'Watkins on June 06, 2014, 11:15:23 AM
This is a genuine question, because I honestly don't remember the same level of scrutiny being applied say, 15 years ago, but when did we all start giving a shit about who the assistant manager was? Apologies if everyone always did, obviously.

It's a good point.  If I bumped into Culverhouse or Carsa in the street I wouldn't know who they were.  I know a little about Culverhouse, Carsa, I have no idea at all about, I don't even know if he played the game before he became a coach.  Now he's gone I don't care enough to even do a google on him.  Keane is a very high profile hence the interest.  If it was another Carsa type It might merit about 10 posts and would have by now disappeared from the front page.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: PeterWithesShin on June 06, 2014, 11:18:19 AM
I wouldn't know who Carsa was either, Karsa on the the other hand.......

Yeah I am this bored. Still snooker soon, where I will as always be trying in vain to make a break of 20.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: DeKuip on June 06, 2014, 11:22:23 AM
This is a genuine question, because I honestly don't remember the same level of scrutiny being applied say, 15 years ago, but when did we all start giving a shit about who the assistant manager was? Apologies if everyone always did, obviously.

Who'd give a shit about Roy Aitken, Gary McAllister, Peter Grant or Ian Culverhouse? I think the last decent assistant manager we had was John Gregory - who was better as a No.2 under Little than when he came back as manager.

He was number three. Allan Evans was two.

Of course - you're right, I do hate it when my memory lets me down. 
I never really enjoyed watching Villa when John Gregory was manager but Brian Little's side were fantastic to watch when Gregory was working with him and Allan Evans, but things went downhill after Gregory left to take the Wycombe job.
I don't think we've had such a good management team since.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Chris Smith on June 06, 2014, 11:31:37 AM
This is a genuine question, because I honestly don't remember the same level of scrutiny being applied say, 15 years ago, but when did we all start giving a shit about who the assistant manager was? Apologies if everyone always did, obviously.

Around the time sites like this developed which meant people having to find things to moan about for 24 hours a day. Up to that point we only had limited moaning opportunities, perhaps during a break at work or an hour or two in the pub so had to make the most of them ;-)

The letters page in the Argus

Tom Ross.

Waiting outside the Post and Evening Dispatch offices for telegrams of the Cup Final score. Showing my age a bit there.

I'm just trying to imagine the response if anyone had called Tom Ross (or Tony Butler) with some of the transfer suggestions we get these days.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: john e on June 06, 2014, 11:38:07 AM
This is a genuine question, because I honestly don't remember the same level of scrutiny being applied say, 15 years ago, but when did we all start giving a shit about who the assistant manager was? Apologies if everyone always did, obviously.

its a good point
the same applies to the clubs finances, transfers, training methods etc

I was there when we won the league and European cup, I was 20 years old,
 i honestly don't think i knew who our owner was at the time, and whats more i didn't care

how things change
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 06, 2014, 11:46:16 AM

I was there when we won the league and European cup, I was 20 years old,
 i honestly don't think i knew who our owner was at the time, and whats more i didn't care

how things change

Almost everything about the game is different these days.

The mere fact that we won the league and european cup, for example. That's not going to happen again, unless we win a takeover lottery.

The thing Chris said about the internet changing things is true, too, but let's not forget the impact television has had. Not just in the sense of the money which it has introduced to the game, which we've discussed ad infinitum, but in terms of how much football it is possible to watch these days.

I remember in the late 80s you'd occasionally get a league match on live on ITV, but it'd be match, then 10 minutes of chat, then it was over. I read just now that between 1960 and 1983 there was not one single live English league match on television. That's incredible.

Now, with multichannel satellite or cable, you can watch football all day and night if you want to. That changes the way people react to the game.  Until the Sky era, for example, I don't think I'd ever overheard, or had, a discussion about the Spanish league, let alone seen a game. These days, you can see plenty of live Spanish football, and it's easy to find people talking about it.

The more football people are exposed to, the more opinionated they get about it, and the more likely they are to argue or moan about it.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: sonlyme on June 06, 2014, 11:47:50 AM
I am not surprised at the general doubt surrounding the Roy Keane story.  It is true he was a great player - and yet it is true he has been a woeful manager - which might suggest he is the wrong man for Villa - but he isn't.

Keane is the sort of no nonsense straight talking hard headed terrier that anyone would want alongside them in the trenches.  Given that today sees the anniversary of the D-Day landings - I would like to push this analogy one step further.  Roy was a great corporal - an absolute disaster as an officer - but will make a brilliant Sgt-Major.

What is all this tripe you may ask?  Well those of you who have served will get it.  Roy lacks the skill set for management.  He is direct and honest and passionate - perfect attributes for a coach - black death for a manager.  I would offer you the case of Kevin McDonald to support my theory.  Coaching and managing are two different occupations.

Managing people requires diplomacy and psychology and guile - Coaching people requires bonding with them, gaining their total respect before pushing them to be better, forcing them to try harder, and always giving them the cold hard truth.

Roy's place is as a coach - where his skills and honesty can work balanced by the fact that he is not the overall boss.  I think he will turn out to be a brilliant coach - and I hope he does it at Villa.

UTV
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 06, 2014, 11:50:34 AM
Coaching people requires bonding with them, gaining their total respect before pushing them to be better, forcing them to try harder, and always giving them the cold hard truth.

I don't disagree with your idea of what coaching involves, but going by this description, how would you see Roy Keane as satisfying that requirement, particularly the bonding bit?

One of the biggest criticisms levelled at him is that he lacks interpersonal and man management skills - man management might be more important for a manager, but as he'll be working with the players day in, day out, it is also vital for a coach.

Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Monty on June 06, 2014, 11:53:23 AM
Funnily enough Sonlyme, the general feeling in Scotland when he was dancing around the Celtic job was that he might be good as a manager in a kind of figurehead, presidential type - like Klinsmann, or even Fergie - but that coaching was a real weak area, along with tactics. His natural leadership, when channeled, makes him ideal as the man to gee-up the players, to present the club to the world, to choose the coaches and delegate (Ferguson's great trick). It does not seem, however, that his hands-on ability is the best, and that's the stuff you need as a coach.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: rob_bridge on June 06, 2014, 12:02:11 PM
I never saw this coming I must admit. I dont know why it's looked as an odd move or why it's looked on as a negative? He was a fantastic midfielder, a winner and has played with and for some brilliant coaches. He's dabbled in management and has never really left the game.

To be honest I think it's a fantastic move for us. I still really like Lambert and generally think he can be a good manager for someone somewhere. Here though everything from the Bomb squad scenario, buying too many budget signings, his coaching staff cockup made it all too much for him. If Keane can help and another good coach comes in and breath life into the squad Lambert could still come good for us.

An extremely positive outlook.

Not one I share currently.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 06, 2014, 12:06:43 PM
I never saw this coming I must admit. I dont know why it's looked as an odd move or why it's looked on as a negative? He was a fantastic midfielder, a winner and has played with and for some brilliant coaches. He's dabbled in management and has never really left the game.

To be honest I think it's a fantastic move for us. I still really like Lambert and generally think he can be a good manager for someone somewhere. Here though everything from the Bomb squad scenario, buying too many budget signings, his coaching staff cockup made it all too much for him. If Keane can help and another good coach comes in and breath life into the squad Lambert could still come good for us.

An extremely positive outlook.

Not one I share currently.

I think we have to get used to the fact that Lambert is going nowhere.

I'm not that impressed by that, but it's far from the worst outcome we could possibly have.

I'm also extremely sceptical about what appointing Keane is going to do - I can see it ending in tears, to be honest, mostly due to the sort of person he is.

However, if that's what they think is best, then we're just going to have to give it a go.

It'd be nice if we were resurrecting the bomb squad members, though. If we're paying them, we might as well have them turn up to work.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: IAmTheOneIanOlney on June 06, 2014, 12:07:15 PM
At least there should be some desire and will to improve what's in front of him. Seems Culverhouse was happy to turn up, bollock people, see no progress and then bugger off home again. Can't see Keane being happy to do that.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: brian green on June 06, 2014, 12:14:42 PM
No internet back in the day never stopped me moaning all the time and everywhere. I did what Norman Bates did. I had and still have long and heated rows with myself. I could fill an evening with rant and counter rant about Billy Myerscough.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Chris Smith on June 06, 2014, 12:37:58 PM
No internet back in the day never stopped me moaning all the time and everywhere. I did what Norman Bates did. I had and still have long and heated rows with myself. I could fill an evening with rant and counter rant about Billy Myerscough.

But did you argue with yourself about the length of the shorts on the away kit?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Villa in Denmark on June 06, 2014, 10:09:00 PM
No internet back in the day never stopped me moaning all the time and everywhere. I did what Norman Bates did. I had and still have long and heated rows with myself. I could fill an evening with rant and counter rant about Billy Myerscough.

Arguing with yourself is fine Brian, Christ knows sometimes it's the only way to get a sensible conversation.

Problem starts when you argue with yourself and loose.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Legion on June 07, 2014, 04:31:22 PM
I've been told he's agreed terms. Hope it's false information.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: achilles on June 07, 2014, 04:43:23 PM
At least there should be some desire and will to improve what's in front of him. Seems Culverhouse was happy to turn up, bollock people, see no progress and then bugger off home again. Can't see Keane being happy to do that.

You have to ask the question why was Culverhouse a failure at Aston Villa when he seems to have been successful until this point (he had exactly the same coaching setup as at Norwich)?

Keane would just be a disaster waiting to happen but its just the sort of stupid thing this board would do!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: john e on June 07, 2014, 05:13:30 PM
I've been told he's agreed terms. Hope it's false information.


Amazingly I'll be a bit disappointed if he doesn't come now,
If only that it will make things a bit more interesting and liven things up a bit

Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 07, 2014, 05:17:22 PM
I've been told he's agreed terms. Hope it's false information.


Amazingly I'll be a bit disappointed if he doesn't come now,
If only that it will make things a bit more interesting and liven things up a bit



I know what you mean, John, I am feeling very similar about it, mentally.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: KevinGage on June 07, 2014, 05:20:21 PM
It's a curious one. 

The odds are against it working out, but one thing he won't be doing is just coming for the salary and coasting.

I'd prefer someone different, as seems to be the majority view here.  But hopefully he might be just one of a number of appointments, and we might still actually bring in a decent coach.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Toronto Villa on June 07, 2014, 05:48:13 PM
I've been told he's agreed terms. Hope it's false information.


Amazingly I'll be a bit disappointed if he doesn't come now,
If only that it will make things a bit more interesting and liven things up a bit



I know what you mean, John, I am feeling very similar about it, mentally.

It's because the anger of last year has subsided, we are all in WC mode that Villa cannot hurt us for a bit. Keane is a big name and even though he might look a similar mould to the blokes we just fired, he isn't in my opinion. He might offer something very different and we need something to kick start us. In the absence of the takeover this is the next best thing so I hope he joins and fills us with some hope in his first press conference.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Chris Jameson on June 07, 2014, 06:20:46 PM
I've been told he's agreed terms. Hope it's false information.


Amazingly I'll be a bit disappointed if he doesn't come now,
If only that it will make things a bit more interesting and liven things up a bit



I know what you mean, John, I am feeling very similar about it, mentally.

Same here, I've gone so far as to stick it up my bollocks.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Mister E on June 07, 2014, 06:32:05 PM
I've gone so far as to stick it up my bollocks.
What you do in the privacy of your own home ... and all that.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: olaftab on June 07, 2014, 06:33:39 PM
I've been told he's agreed terms. Hope it's false information.
Now we are ****ed.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: supertom on June 07, 2014, 06:36:42 PM
I'm in the weirdly looking forward to him coming camp. He's not going to make things on the pitch much better, and he's probably not going to make things any worse, but we might get a bit of entertainment and some entertaining soundbites. Should we perform like we did against Stoke at home as an example, I'd imagine we'll hear some brutal honesty from someone like Keane that'll have us shaking our heads in disgruntled agreement.

There's always the hope that Lambert gets himself a touchline ban or two and Keane gets himself up on the touchline, then perhaps he might manage to connect a patented Keano psycho glare at the opposing striker, just before he's about to finish a chance and put him off. Plus if we're really lucky, when we play Chelsea, Keane might get overcome with rage and run onto the pitch to break John Terry in half. That would be mildly amusing I must say.

We should also try and organise a prawn sandwich day at one of the home games.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Can Gana Be Bettered!?!? on June 07, 2014, 06:38:38 PM
The question is, after his management career, does he still hold the kudos he had as a player? If he does, then bring him in as assistant. It'd be a good idea. If not, and he gets no respect, then I don't see the point.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: supertom on June 07, 2014, 06:45:54 PM
The question is, after his management career, does he still hold the kudos he had as a player? If he does, then bring him in as assistant. It'd be a good idea. If not, and he gets no respect, then I don't see the point.
I think he'll always command respect (or perhaps abject fear...) even despite his managerial record. I'm not sure we have any players with the sort of personality or arrogance who'd challenge Keane's authority.

If he happens to blow a gasket or alienate the first team squad, we've seen with Culver and Karsy, that it probably won't be tolerated.

In all honesty I think it'll be a short term think really, just helping out his mate. Even short of a takeover, I don't envision Keane staying the whole season, that is unless Lambert is binned early in the season and Keane is offered the chance to step in (which would be slightly worrying).
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: aj2k77 on June 07, 2014, 07:12:21 PM
How will his comments gel with Lamberts? After a dull 3-0 defeat we get the usual '' I thought we we're fantastic, I really did'', Keane's more likely to come out with a shotgun looking for a fight.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: supertom on June 07, 2014, 07:21:43 PM
How will his comments gel with Lamberts? After a dull 3-0 defeat we get the usual '' I thought we we're fantastic, I really did'', Keane's more likely to come out with a shotgun looking for a fight.
I'd love to see them being interviewed post match at the same time.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Legion on June 07, 2014, 07:22:30 PM
I'd rather hear Keane's honesty.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: LTA on June 07, 2014, 07:47:06 PM
Loads of people comparing Culverhouse and Keane's approach, but I think the difference is Keane's standing is a lot higher, while Culverhouse was in comparison pretty nondescript.  If I was a young player and Roy Keane offered me some advice, I'd shut up and listen.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Ian. on June 07, 2014, 08:32:49 PM
I've been told he's agreed terms. Hope it's false information.
I hope your right. This can only be a good and positive move.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Percy McCarthy on June 07, 2014, 08:51:20 PM
This Culverhouse/Keane comparison. Wasn't Culverhouse supposed to be bullying dinner ladies etc? At least Keane (I think) sticks to bullying grown men.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: hilts_coolerking on June 07, 2014, 08:53:50 PM
This Culverhouse/Keane comparison. Wasn't Culverhouse supposed to be bullying dinner ladies etc? At least Keane (I think) sticks to bullying grown men.
How does one bully a dinner lady?  "Give me some more mung bean salad or I'll rip your tabard!"
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: dave.woodhall on June 07, 2014, 08:54:44 PM
Roy Keane against the dinner ladies at our school and I know who my money would be on.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on June 07, 2014, 08:59:40 PM
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YEAC8xQZYUU

It could be argued we need this sort of passion.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: bertlambshank on June 07, 2014, 09:09:21 PM
I still can't make my mind up on this.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Steve R on June 07, 2014, 09:18:52 PM
I don't think Roy Keane is a bully as such, just a nutjob who would take anyone on because he feels that way inclined. I can imagine him head butting a JCB.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: john e on June 07, 2014, 09:22:33 PM
I don't think Roy Keane is a bully as such, just a nutjob who would take anyone on because he feels that way inclined. I can imagine him head butting a JCB.


my lad who has been in plenty of scraps always says, its not the big guys you have to worry about its the nutters no matter what size they are
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: levico on June 07, 2014, 09:37:35 PM
I just can't see this ending well. Something will kick off at some stage early on in the season.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Clark W Griswold on June 07, 2014, 09:39:15 PM
I like it. A bit of charisma, top level experience and all sitting behind a proper manager. Sounds like a good move for us IMO.

Edit: Not that i rate Lambert, but we are where we are in that respect. I just think that Keane can only help that particular situation.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: PeterWithesShin on June 07, 2014, 09:45:14 PM
I don't think Roy Keane is a bully as such, just a nutjob who would take anyone on because he feels that way inclined. I can imagine him head butting a JCB.

Yeah he was real brave knobbling players on the pitch. Don't remember him having a straightner with Hangelaand off the pitch. I've had no respect for Keane since then.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: PeterWithesShin on June 07, 2014, 09:51:01 PM
I don't think Roy Keane is a bully as such, just a nutjob who would take anyone on because he feels that way inclined. I can imagine him head butting a JCB.

my lad who has been in plenty of scraps always says, its not the big guys you have to worry about its the nutters no matter what size they are

Aye. One of the biggest loons i've ever known was a little fella. But fuck me he was hard. And a bit mental. Great bloke and a good mate, but not one to piss off. Never started a fight, ended pretty much all of them though.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: olaftab on June 07, 2014, 09:53:19 PM
I just can't see this ending well. Something will kick off at some stage early on in the season.
It pains me to say it but I agree with you.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Small Rodent on June 07, 2014, 09:55:20 PM
If I was a young player and Roy Keane offered me some advice, I'd shut up and listen.

Absolutely. He's been there and done it.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Des Little on June 07, 2014, 10:03:02 PM
I just can't see this ending well. Something will kick off at some stage early on in the season.
It pains me to say it but I agree with you.

I just can't see Lambert being here at the kick off, I just can't. These two just cannot work together, and something tells me that Keane won't come to us to put up with our recent apathetic approach. He's coming to manage us.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: claret and blue blood on June 07, 2014, 10:17:46 PM
Maybe something is going on behind the scenes as the first thought I had when Keane's name was mentioned was there is no way they can work together.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: andrew08 on June 07, 2014, 10:40:22 PM
It must be hard to motivate players at our level or at our club specifically these days. They are secure in their contracts so get paid however they play. The examples of Ireland, Hutton etc all 'bombed' out yet still getting paid loads isn't a good one for young players. What's the worst that Keane can do? Shout at them a bit loud?

I forget about the money side of things but remind myself occasionally: Nathan Delfounso, £40k a week for the last 4 years, £8 million,now secure for life yet contribution to AVFC .....Fxxx all.  Do you really think he would have cared if some fella yelled at him?

The 110% days have gone. We need better players, who earn more sadly, but the standards get raised, not because they try any harder, they're just better players. These days you get what you pay for. Chelsea and Citeh prove that.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: john e on June 07, 2014, 11:12:05 PM
It must be hard to motivate players at our level or at our club specifically these days. They are secure in their contracts so get paid however they play. The examples of Ireland, Hutton etc all 'bombed' out yet still getting paid loads isn't a good one for young players. What's the worst that Keane can do? Shout at them a bit loud?

I forget about the money side of things but remind myself occasionally: Nathan Delfounso, £40k a week for the last 4 years, £8 million,now secure for life yet contribution to AVFC .....Fxxx all.  Do you really think he would have cared if some fella yelled at him?

The 110% days have gone. We need better players, who earn more sadly, but the standards get raised, not because they try any harder, they're just better players. These days you get what you pay for. Chelsea and Citeh prove that.


But we didn't get what we paid for in Ireland's Case, or Hutton for that matter
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Drummond on June 07, 2014, 11:19:02 PM
Maybe Keane likes the idea of being a coach and not having to get involved with the management crap.

It's either a brilliant move or a terrible one and we certainly won't know for a while. However, you have to give respect to someone with the knowledge a drink experience he has. We've got to give him a chance.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: ozzjim on June 07, 2014, 11:20:33 PM
I kind of admire the balls of Lambert in bringing in someone like Keane as number 2. Brave move in many ways.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Brend'Watkins on June 07, 2014, 11:20:56 PM
If I was a young player and Roy Keane offered me some advice, I'd shut up and listen.

Absolutely. He's been there and done it.

You'd listen out of fear and respect in equal measures.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Monty on June 07, 2014, 11:23:36 PM
What about when Diego Maradona tries to give you advice? Or Pele?

Far from the best players giving the best advice, sometimes the fact that it was so easy for them makes them among the worst coaches around. The frustration at players just not being able to do what they could often sets a barrier between them and the players. Of the real greats, only Beckenbauer and Cruyff also made good coaches.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 07, 2014, 11:37:23 PM
What about when Diego Maradona tries to give you advice? Or Pele?

Far from the best players giving the best advice, sometimes the fact that it was so easy for them makes them among the worst coaches around. The frustration at players just not being able to do what they could often sets a barrier between them and the players. Of the real greats, only Beckenbauer and Cruyff also made good coaches.

That's a very good point.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: PeterWithesShin on June 07, 2014, 11:50:00 PM
Johnson and Welbeck really are rather wank.

*Wrong thread*

Sigh.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on June 08, 2014, 12:02:07 AM
Please tell me we never paid Delfoneouso 40k per week?  I am reeling.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 08, 2014, 12:04:42 AM
Please tell me we never paid Delfoneouso 40k per week?  I am reeling.

I find it hard to believe.

However, the bloke who used to sit next to me had a few connections with players, through his daughter, who by the sounds of it was a bit of a wannabe wag, and knew plenty of them.

I remember him telling me that Ciaran Clark had just signed a new contract - this was the Houllier season - and he was on 40k a week.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on June 08, 2014, 12:17:43 AM
Please tell me we never paid Delfoneouso 40k per week?  I am reeling.

I find it hard to believe.

However, the bloke who used to sit next to me had a few connections with players, through his daughter, who by the sounds of it was a bit of a wannabe wag, and knew plenty of them.

I remember him telling me that Ciaran Clark had just signed a new contract - this was the Houllier season - and he was on 40k a week.

I just cannot get to grips with either of these scenarios being true but somehow I believe it.

To put this into context when did Keane retire or rather leave manure?  I'm guessing he wouldn't have been on much more than that and in him we are talking about one of the greatest midfielders ever to wear their shirt!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: andrew08 on June 08, 2014, 12:18:34 AM
Please tell me we never paid Delfoneouso 40k per week?  I am reeling.

'Fraid so. MON of course.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Toronto Villa on June 08, 2014, 12:19:50 AM
What about when Diego Maradona tries to give you advice? Or Pele?

Far from the best players giving the best advice, sometimes the fact that it was so easy for them makes them among the worst coaches around. The frustration at players just not being able to do what they could often sets a barrier between them and the players. Of the real greats, only Beckenbauer and Cruyff also made good coaches.

So what about when a manager who was never much of a player gives advise to a great player? Why does that work? Why should that player ever listen especially if he thinks the manager can never appreciate that level of play. Couldn't that also be a barrier for some? Ultimately it's communication and the transfer of ideas. Just as Ancellotti, a really excellent player has done it, so has Mourinho and Ferguson. Some people are just very good at understanding the game, tactics, strategy and conveying a message and others not so. I don't think there is a definite rule one way or another.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: PeterWithesShin on June 08, 2014, 12:22:13 AM
I remember the hooha when Keane was given a new contract of 50K (or 60K) a week as it was the highest in the country at the time. And he had a number of earning years after that.

I'd be amazed if Clark or Fonz were on £40K. And yet, at the same time, I wouldn't. But I don't think they were. Although the fact it's even remotely believable shows how bad we fucked some things up. Does all that make sense?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 08, 2014, 12:28:35 AM
What about when Diego Maradona tries to give you advice? Or Pele?

Far from the best players giving the best advice, sometimes the fact that it was so easy for them makes them among the worst coaches around. The frustration at players just not being able to do what they could often sets a barrier between them and the players. Of the real greats, only Beckenbauer and Cruyff also made good coaches.

So what about when a manager who was never much of a player gives advise to a great player? Why does that work? Why should that player ever listen especially if he thinks the manager can never appreciate that level of play. Couldn't that also be a barrier for some? Ultimately it's communication and the transfer of ideas. Just as Ancellotti, a really excellent player has done it, so has Mourinho and Ferguson. Some people are just very good at understanding the game, tactics, strategy and conveying a message and others not so. I don't think there is a definite rule one way or another.

Err, aren't you just making the same point as Monty did?

That there's no point in pointing out Keane's record as a player as it's really not that relevant?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 08, 2014, 12:29:39 AM
I remember the hooha when Keane was given a new contract of 50K (or 60K) a week as it was the highest in the country at the time. And he had a number of earning years after that.

I'd be amazed if Clark or Fonz were on £40K. And yet, at the same time, I wouldn't. But I don't think they were. Although the fact it's even remotely believable shows how bad we fucked some things up. Does all that make sense?

When the bloke told me that, as we left the ground, i told my friend this, and said that I thought he was fucking nuts if he reckoned Clark was on that sort of money

Subsequently, though, we've seen the state of the wage bill and the financial profligacy which has happened, and now I am far from sure it wasn't true.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on June 08, 2014, 12:51:10 AM
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/382714/EXCLUSIVE-Aston-Villa-to-name-Keane-as-Lambert-s-No-2-and-then-step-up-bid-for-Hoolahan

I, for once, hope that The Daily Star is right.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Toronto Villa on June 08, 2014, 12:51:21 AM
What about when Diego Maradona tries to give you advice? Or Pele?

Far from the best players giving the best advice, sometimes the fact that it was so easy for them makes them among the worst coaches around. The frustration at players just not being able to do what they could often sets a barrier between them and the players. Of the real greats, only Beckenbauer and Cruyff also made good coaches.

So what about when a manager who was never much of a player gives advise to a great player? Why does that work? Why should that player ever listen especially if he thinks the manager can never appreciate that level of play. Couldn't that also be a barrier for some? Ultimately it's communication and the transfer of ideas. Just as Ancellotti, a really excellent player has done it, so has Mourinho and Ferguson. Some people are just very good at understanding the game, tactics, strategy and conveying a message and others not so. I don't think there is a definite rule one way or another.

Err, aren't you just making the same point as Monty did?

That there's no point in pointing out Keane's record as a player as it's really not that relevant?

I'm not disagreeing with him, just that I'm pointing out that the rule works both ways. He used an example of two managers who happened to be great players, I chose he opposite. Great player or not you need to be a good tactician and communicator when it comes to management or coaching.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: KevinGage on June 08, 2014, 01:18:07 AM
In a previous life, I interviewed Tommy Cassidy (ex NI and Newcastle) about the perils of a top class player going into management.

Despite getting to a World Cup in 1982, he was straight enough to say he wasn't in the top bracket of players.  He was however on good terms with Sir Booby Slaphead and George Best, and he said they had a genuine issue communicating their ideas to players less talented. 

Makes sense. What is normal to them, is Everest for the journeyman player.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: *shellac* on June 08, 2014, 02:47:49 AM
Is Hoolahop really worth the hassle?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Drummond on June 08, 2014, 06:58:09 AM
Is Hoolahop really worth the hassle?

I know, it just seems to be going round and round in circles this one.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Mister E on June 08, 2014, 07:06:12 AM
Is Hoolahop really worth the hassle?
Relative to the current crop? - probably, yes.
Still need a DMF / enforcer type of player though; and a couple of fullbacks.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: andrew08 on June 08, 2014, 07:42:24 AM
I remember the hooha when Keane was given a new contract of 50K (or 60K) a week as it was the highest in the country at the time. And he had a number of earning years after that.

I'd be amazed if Clark or Fonz were on £40K. And yet, at the same time, I wouldn't. But I don't think they were. Although the fact it's even remotely believable shows how bad we fucked some things up. Does all that make sense?

Our company financial advisor is Clark's. They where in the process of doing a mortgage for him which fell through after he signed his new contract as he was in a different financial league then.

Footballer mortgages are complicated apparently and are usually for the term of their contracts. Tough life eh!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: robbo1874 on June 08, 2014, 08:36:44 AM
Sorry, bit behind the times in Australia, is keane now confirmed then?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Ron Manager on June 08, 2014, 08:39:16 AM
No he isn't.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Dave on June 08, 2014, 08:50:53 AM
Footballer mortgages are complicated apparently and are usually for the term of their contracts. Tough life eh!
It's the same for most professional sportsmen. If you're not likely to be doing your job when you're 50 years old then you'll find it hard for somebody to lend you money until that age.

They're no more complicated , just more expensive as they're paying them quicker.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: achilles on June 08, 2014, 10:10:13 AM
I kind of admire the balls of Lambert in bringing in someone like Keane as number 2. Brave move in many ways.

Has he though or has he been coerced into the arrangment?

As a thought how is Keane going to get on with Paul Faulkner (who knows fa about football)... the conversation won't last long!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Gregorys Boy on June 08, 2014, 12:30:17 PM
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/382714/EXCLUSIVE-Aston-Villa-to-name-Keane-as-Lambert-s-No-2-and-then-step-up-bid-for-Hoolahan

I, for once, hope that The Daily Star is right.

Hoolahan yes, Keane no for me.  Then again this is the Star we are talking about so...
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: rob_bridge on June 08, 2014, 12:57:46 PM
Please tell me we never paid Delfoneouso 40k per week?  I am reeling.

I find it hard to believe.

However, the bloke who used to sit next to me had a few connections with players, through his daughter, who by the sounds of it was a bit of a wannabe wag, and knew plenty of them.

I remember him telling me that Ciaran Clark had just signed a new contract - this was the Houllier season - and he was on 40k a week.

The figure I heard was slightly less, but in thst ball park.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: supertom on June 08, 2014, 01:05:41 PM
Please tell me we never paid Delfoneouso 40k per week?  I am reeling.

I find it hard to believe.

However, the bloke who used to sit next to me had a few connections with players, through his daughter, who by the sounds of it was a bit of a wannabe wag, and knew plenty of them.

I remember him telling me that Ciaran Clark had just signed a new contract - this was the Houllier season - and he was on 40k a week.

The figure I heard was slightly less, but in thst ball park.
I recall hearing that generation of youngens, Clark, Fonzie, Bannan, Alby were on somewhere in the 20k region. That's still pretty silly given how much they'd actually played at the point we gave them those deals.
As much as 40k a week? I would bloody hope not, but given how ridiculously run the club was financially 3-4 years back, it wouldn't surprise me.

I would say though that with Bannan, Alby and Fonz all leaving within a year, you're probably looking at, minimum, around 60k off the books every week. That's a lot for three players who aren't really Premiership quality.
Add in 60-80k a week lopped off from whatever we were paying Ireland and I would hope we've got reasonable room to manoeuvre this summer, whilst remaining acceptable with our wage/turnover.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Dante Lavelli on June 09, 2014, 09:11:05 AM
I kind of admire the balls of Lambert in bringing in someone like Keane as number 2. Brave move in many ways.

Has he though or has he been coerced into the arrangment?

As a thought how is Keane going to get on with Paul Faulkner (who knows fa about football)... the conversation won't last long!

One area where I have a lot of respect for Lambert is that whilst Villa manager he has never taken the easy option, consistently making harder decsions with the long term objective in mind (ignore whether they were the right objectives in the first place).  On that basis it would not surprise me that it was him that selected Keane (it was quoted on here that they're friends after all).

Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Dante Lavelli on June 09, 2014, 09:17:31 AM
Regardless of what Keane is like as a person (horrible) and coach (hard to say) I do see some benefits in the appointment.  As Ferguson used to do every few years, I think it is a good policy to change the coaches every few years in order to inject some different ideas and coaching drills etc. 

Furthermore the old Roy Keane would never suffer fools gladly (see storming off from the World Cup) so if there is incompetence within the club I wouldn't expect him to stomach it for too long which could provide us with something to talk about.  However I do think that the 'new' Keane may be less principled as he once swore he'd never be a TV pundit and he soon accepted that role once other income streams dried up.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: MYSTERYMAN on June 09, 2014, 09:17:52 AM
They hardly know each other and it's only recently they became aquaintances ! Deal was thrashed out a few weeks back is my understanding and he is coming
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Quiet Lion on June 09, 2014, 10:31:02 AM
If they dont know each other - then it is a stranger appointment than I first thought.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: fbriai on June 09, 2014, 10:34:20 AM
If they dont know each other - then it is a stranger appointment than I first thought.

I think he is referring to Faulkner and Keane, rather than Lambert and Keane, QL.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: MYSTERYMAN on June 09, 2014, 10:48:18 AM
No it's Keane and Lambert if you look at even things in the press . Lambert did quote saying he didn't know Keane but received a call from him as supporting what he was doing and it grew from there .
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on June 09, 2014, 10:51:42 AM
Any idea how much this gamble is likely to cost us in wages? Keane don't come cheap, he was on silly money at Sunderland and Ipswich ( where the players ended up refusing to play for him).

Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 09, 2014, 10:54:40 AM
No it's Keane and Lambert if you look at even things in the press . Lambert did quote saying he didn't know Keane but received a call from him as supporting what he was doing and it grew from there .

That sounds like there's going to be no immediate change to the way he's doing things - and no takeover about to go through, either.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: fbriai on June 09, 2014, 10:55:26 AM
No it's Keane and Lambert if you look at even things in the press . Lambert did quote saying he didn't know Keane but received a call from him as supporting what he was doing and it grew from there .

Ah, OK. Sorry, my mistake.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: MYSTERYMAN on June 09, 2014, 11:15:26 AM
No it's Keane and Lambert if you look at even things in the press . Lambert did quote saying he didn't know Keane but received a call from him as supporting what he was doing and it grew from there .

That sounds like there's going to be no immediate change to the way he's doing things - and no takeover about to go through, either.

There is definately nothing on the horizon regarding a quich sale . This could drag on for 12 months forget all the talk of Lerner wanting 200 million etc that isn't correct he wants rid and is prepared to take a bath on it but no takers yet . Some early interest from Chinese but want a 6 months exclusivity period so hardly moving fast . Same guys who shown interst in West Ham
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Monty on June 09, 2014, 11:24:51 AM
This place might start to get pretty gloomy after the World Cup.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: PaulWinch again on June 09, 2014, 11:29:33 AM
No it's Keane and Lambert if you look at even things in the press . Lambert did quote saying he didn't know Keane but received a call from him as supporting what he was doing and it grew from there .

That sounds like there's going to be no immediate change to the way he's doing things - and no takeover about to go through, either.

There is definately nothing on the horizon regarding a quich sale . This could drag on for 12 months forget all the talk of Lerner wanting 200 million etc that isn't correct he wants rid and is prepared to take a bath on it but no takers yet . Some early interest from Chinese but want a 6 months exclusivity period so hardly moving fast . Same guys who shown interst in West Ham

Not very promising.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: silhillvilla on June 09, 2014, 11:35:23 AM
Would not be happy under a Chinese regime
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 09, 2014, 11:35:32 AM
No it's Keane and Lambert if you look at even things in the press . Lambert did quote saying he didn't know Keane but received a call from him as supporting what he was doing and it grew from there .

That sounds like there's going to be no immediate change to the way he's doing things - and no takeover about to go through, either.

There is definately nothing on the horizon regarding a quich sale . This could drag on for 12 months forget all the talk of Lerner wanting 200 million etc that isn't correct he wants rid and is prepared to take a bath on it but no takers yet . Some early interest from Chinese but want a 6 months exclusivity period so hardly moving fast . Same guys who shown interst in West Ham

Cheers for that.

Here's hoping it doesn't drag, an extended period in limbo with tight finances as a result could really do for us, I fear.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 09, 2014, 11:36:15 AM
This place might start to get pretty gloomy after the World Cup.

Genuine point here, but isn't it actually a fecking good job we've got the World Cup to focus on and take our minds off this?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Monty on June 09, 2014, 11:43:07 AM
This place might start to get pretty gloomy after the World Cup.

Genuine point here, but isn't it actually a fecking good job we've got the World Cup to focus on and take our minds off this?

It really is. Without it I'd be ignoring the sport entirely right now. Having said that, the World Cup will end and we'll crash into the drudgery of club football angst just as hard. At the moment we're just the cartoon bunny who hasn't realised he's walked off the cliff.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: brian green on June 09, 2014, 11:52:18 AM
Super metaphor Mont.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Dante Lavelli on June 09, 2014, 12:00:42 PM
No it's Keane and Lambert if you look at even things in the press . Lambert did quote saying he didn't know Keane but received a call from him as supporting what he was doing and it grew from there .

That sounds like there's going to be no immediate change to the way he's doing things - and no takeover about to go through, either.

There is definately nothing on the horizon regarding a quich sale . This could drag on for 12 months forget all the talk of Lerner wanting 200 million etc that isn't correct he wants rid and is prepared to take a bath on it but no takers yet . Some early interest from Chinese but want a 6 months exclusivity period so hardly moving fast . Same guys who shown interst in West Ham

Excuse my ignorance, but what is an 'exclusivity period'?  Generally, not necessarily the specific of this case.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: MYSTERYMAN on June 09, 2014, 12:08:47 PM
No it's Keane and Lambert if you look at even things in the press . Lambert did quote saying he didn't know Keane but received a call from him as supporting what he was doing and it grew from there .

That sounds like there's going to be no immediate change to the way he's doing things - and no takeover about to go through, either.

There is definately nothing on the horizon regarding a quich sale . This could drag on for 12 months forget all the talk of Lerner wanting 200 million etc that isn't correct he wants rid and is prepared to take a bath on it but no takers yet . Some early interest from Chinese but want a 6 months exclusivity period so hardly moving fast . Same guys who shown interst in West Ham

Excuse my ignorance, but what is an 'exclusivity period'?  Generally, not necessarily the specific of this case.

The Chinese want 6 months exclusivity where basically Villa do not talk to anybody else ! I can't see that happening unless they shorten the period and Chinese stump up some sort of ' deposit ' etc in an Escrow account to show hoe serious they are . They do have the money is my understanding
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: dave.woodhall on June 09, 2014, 12:10:45 PM
And don't Chinese owners always tap into their vast home markets every time they buy a club?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: brian green on June 09, 2014, 12:29:04 PM
In my comparatively microscopic dealing with Chinese buyers they examine every aspect of any purchase forensically and will not be given the hurry up.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on June 09, 2014, 12:38:03 PM
In my comparatively microscopic dealing with Chinese buyers they examine every aspect of any purchase forensically and will not be given the hurry up.

Except if you are a cash strapped hairdresser.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: MYSTERYMAN on June 09, 2014, 12:41:22 PM
In my comparatively microscopic dealing with Chinese buyers they examine every aspect of any purchase forensically and will not be given the hurry up.

Agreed been dealing with them for 8 years and sometimes  when they say Yes they mean No and vice versa .  Can't see it going anywhere to be honest
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: olaftab on June 09, 2014, 12:47:51 PM
And don't Chinese owners always tap into their vast home markets every time they buy a club?
There is no need to question mark your post as we know from our neighbour's experience that that is the case. I was in Hong Kong, Beijing, Shanghai and a couple of other  Cities last year and they are a sea of blue and white!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: silhillvilla on June 09, 2014, 12:48:00 PM
In my comparatively microscopic dealing with Chinese buyers they examine every aspect of any purchase forensically and will not be given the hurry up.

Agreed been dealing with them for 8 years and sometimes  when they say Yes they mean No and vice versa .  Can't see it going anywhere to be honest
Good.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: LeeB on June 09, 2014, 12:52:26 PM
In my comparatively microscopic dealing with Chinese buyers they examine every aspect of any purchase forensically and will not be given the hurry up.

Agreed been dealing with them for 8 years and sometimes  when they say Yes they mean No and vice versa .  Can't see it going anywhere to be honest
Good.

Racist.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: JUAN PABLO on June 09, 2014, 01:03:29 PM
would not want to see us in red neither
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Meanwood Villa on June 09, 2014, 01:16:57 PM
This place might start to get pretty gloomy after the World Cup.

Genuine point here, but isn't it actually a fecking good job we've got the World Cup to focus on and take our minds off this?

It really is. Without it I'd be ignoring the sport entirely right now. Having said that, the World Cup will end and we'll crash into the drudgery of club football angst just as hard. At the moment we're just the cartoon bunny who hasn't realised he's walked off the cliff.

I was only saying at the weekend how much I'm enjoying us not playing.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: silhillvilla on June 09, 2014, 03:54:23 PM
In my comparatively microscopic dealing with Chinese buyers they examine every aspect of any purchase forensically and will not be given the hurry up.

Agreed been dealing with them for 8 years and sometimes  when they say Yes they mean No and vice versa .  Can't see it going anywhere to be honest
Good.

Racist.
Not at all, love Chinese food for example. Just wouldn't want them owning avfc.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 09, 2014, 04:08:19 PM
In my comparatively microscopic dealing with Chinese buyers they examine every aspect of any purchase forensically and will not be given the hurry up.

Agreed been dealing with them for 8 years and sometimes  when they say Yes they mean No and vice versa .  Can't see it going anywhere to be honest
Good.

Racist.
Not at all, love Chinese food for example. Just wouldn't want them owning avfc.

Well, that's an improvement on "Some of my best friends are Chinese", I guess.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Monty on June 09, 2014, 04:10:10 PM
That's amazing. That's like saying 'I'm not sexist, I love my wife's cooking, I just don't think women should be in business.'
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: LeeB on June 09, 2014, 04:13:35 PM
In my comparatively microscopic dealing with Chinese buyers they examine every aspect of any purchase forensically and will not be given the hurry up.

Agreed been dealing with them for 8 years and sometimes  when they say Yes they mean No and vice versa .  Can't see it going anywhere to be honest
Good.

Racist.
Not at all, love Chinese food for example. Just wouldn't want them owning avfc.

Silhilvilla attempts to get the attention of the takeaway driver:

(http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls2riaBJPb1r3h55no1_500.png)
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 09, 2014, 04:15:03 PM
This place might start to get pretty gloomy after the World Cup.

Genuine point here, but isn't it actually a fecking good job we've got the World Cup to focus on and take our minds off this?

It really is. Without it I'd be ignoring the sport entirely right now. Having said that, the World Cup will end and we'll crash into the drudgery of club football angst just as hard. At the moment we're just the cartoon bunny who hasn't realised he's walked off the cliff.

I was only saying at the weekend how much I'm enjoying us not playing.

Joking apart, it does lift the spirits.

When we'd secured safety at the end of the season, I found myself watching us, and thinking "right, for once I can watch us and not give too much of a fuck about it".

It didn't work, though. The only answer is Villa not playing.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: cheltenhamlion on June 09, 2014, 04:15:28 PM
I don't buy this introduced to each 2 weeks ago line. They managed opposite each other at Ipswich and Norwich for a start.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: PeterWithesShin on June 09, 2014, 04:15:38 PM
Lacists!

/i'llgetmecoat
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: silhillvilla on June 09, 2014, 04:18:01 PM
Apologies if I came across a bit Prince Phillip. Just wouldn't trust them with football ownership. They're good at lots of things but football is new to them and you just have to lido across the city. No thanks .
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Toronto Villa on June 09, 2014, 04:19:03 PM
That's amazing. That's like saying 'I'm not sexist, I love my wife's cooking, I just don't think women should be in business.'

I particularly like the use of the word "them". I've always found a billion plus people to be identical.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Monty on June 09, 2014, 04:26:16 PM
Apologies if I came across a bit Prince Phillip. Just wouldn't trust them with football ownership. They're good at lots of things but football is new to them and you just have to lido across the city. No thanks .

Yep, one notorious Macao casino crook and every single Chinese person (I hear there are a few) is terrible at football ownership, although you do grant that all of them are good at lots of things.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: ChicagoLion on June 09, 2014, 04:28:54 PM
In my comparatively microscopic dealing with Chinese buyers they examine every aspect of any purchase forensically and will not be given the hurry up.

Agreed been dealing with them for 8 years and sometimes  when they say Yes they mean No and vice versa .  Can't see it going anywhere to be honest
Good.

Racist.
Not at all, love Chinese food for example. Just wouldn't want them owning avfc.

Well, that's an improvement on "Some of my best friends are Chinese", I guess.
Some of my best friends like Chinese food.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: silhillvilla on June 09, 2014, 04:42:01 PM
I suppose on the up side the catering may improve .

A bovril and some prawn toast please
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: frankmosswasmyuncle on June 09, 2014, 04:53:59 PM
I suppose on the up side the catering may improve .

A bovril and some prawn toast please
Sounds good!
Do we get vouchers for it?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: cheltenhamlion on June 09, 2014, 06:08:24 PM
Villa cash.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: chrisw1 on June 09, 2014, 07:00:27 PM
Apologies if I came across a bit Prince Phillip. Just wouldn't trust them with football ownership. They're good at lots of things but football is new to them and you just have to lido across the city. No thanks .

I hope people are just taking the piss.  Calling someone a racist for an off the cuff comment that they would prefer not to have Chinese owners is a bit heavy handed in my view.  People are very quick to jump on the race card and sometimes it gets a bit hysterical to be frank.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 09, 2014, 07:07:46 PM
Apologies if I came across a bit Prince Phillip. Just wouldn't trust them with football ownership. They're good at lots of things but football is new to them and you just have to lido across the city. No thanks .

I hope people are just taking the piss.  Calling someone a racist for an off the cuff comment that they would prefer not to have Chinese owners is a bit heavy handed in my view.  People are very quick to jump on the race card and sometimes it gets a bit hysterical to be frank.

Racist.




Of course we were taking the piss.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: chrisw1 on June 09, 2014, 07:09:05 PM
TFFT!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Chris Jameson on June 09, 2014, 07:43:27 PM
Ignore paulie, he's a racist.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: LeeB on June 09, 2014, 08:04:32 PM
Apologies if I came across a bit Prince Phillip. Just wouldn't trust them with football ownership. They're good at lots of things but football is new to them and you just have to lido across the city. No thanks .

I hope people are just taking the piss.  Calling someone a racist for an off the cuff comment that they would prefer not to have Chinese owners is a bit heavy handed in my view.  People are very quick to jump on the race card and sometimes it gets a bit hysterical to be frank.

Is off the 'cuff racism' ok,  like 'tired racism'?

Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: andrew08 on June 09, 2014, 08:05:36 PM
As it happens on a 50/50 split some of my best friends prefer Chinese or Indian food. My wife is a shite cook but holds done a good job. I believe in free education for all on a secular basis but send my own kids to C of E Schools. I love my multi racial city but hate Blose fans but not all them, because some are 'alright'. I believe in recycling but can't be arsed to separate my own domestic waste at home.

Confused? I'm not.

But on the Villa takeover issue I'm absolutely certain that I don't give a flying fish who buys us or how they've accumulated their cash as long as they spend spend spend!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Monty on June 09, 2014, 08:07:12 PM
I don't know if it was hysterical. It was just a bit off saying 'them Chinese aren't good as football owners, although they're good at other stuff'. It just sounds a bit mad. I'm with Lambdrew on this - as long as they have money, they could be from Neptune for all I care.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Legion on June 09, 2014, 08:09:36 PM
What if they came from Uranus?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: LeeB on June 09, 2014, 08:10:38 PM
What if they came from Uranus?

Sullivan and Gold can't own two clubs at the same time.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Monty on June 09, 2014, 08:12:49 PM
What if they came from Uranus?

Sullivan and Gold can't own two clubs at the same time.

How dare you suggest that Gollivan came out of my...well, you know the rest.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Legion on June 09, 2014, 08:14:22 PM
This place might start to get pretty gloomy after the World Cup.

Genuine point here, but isn't it actually a fecking good job we've got the World Cup to focus on and take our minds off this?

It really is. Without it I'd be ignoring the sport entirely right now. Having said that, the World Cup will end and we'll crash into the drudgery of club football angst just as hard. At the moment we're just the cartoon bunny who hasn't realised he's walked off the cliff.

Brilliant.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Matt Collins on June 09, 2014, 09:19:12 PM
In my comparatively microscopic dealing with Chinese buyers they examine every aspect of any purchase forensically and will not be given the hurry up.

Agreed been dealing with them for 8 years and sometimes  when they say Yes they mean No and vice versa .  Can't see it going anywhere to be honest
Good.

Racist.
Not at all, love Chinese food for example. Just wouldn't want them owning avfc.

What if someone had said "Yeah. I think blacks are good at athletics. But I wouldn't want them teaching my children."

Anyone doubt that's racist?

I'll give the benefit of the doubt though and say I think I know what you mean! I presume it's about experience of football. But you could level the same thing at middle eastern business men
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Percy McCarthy on June 09, 2014, 09:30:51 PM
Apologies if I came across a bit Prince Phillip. Just wouldn't trust them with football ownership. They're good at lots of things but football is new to them and you just have to lido across the city. No thanks .

I hope people are just taking the piss.  Calling someone a racist for an off the cuff comment that they would prefer not to have Chinese owners is a bit heavy handed in my view.  People are very quick to jump on the race card and sometimes it gets a bit hysterical to be frank.

Is off the 'cuff racism' ok,  like 'tired racism'?

Energetic racism is the worst. All that running about like what the EDL do.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: LeeB on June 09, 2014, 10:08:35 PM
Apologies if I came across a bit Prince Phillip. Just wouldn't trust them with football ownership. They're good at lots of things but football is new to them and you just have to lido across the city. No thanks .

I hope people are just taking the piss.  Calling someone a racist for an off the cuff comment that they would prefer not to have Chinese owners is a bit heavy handed in my view.  People are very quick to jump on the race card and sometimes it gets a bit hysterical to be frank.

Is off the 'cuff racism' ok,  like 'tired racism'?

Energetic racism is the worst. All that running about like what the EDL do.

I think that's mostly powered by homoerotic confusion.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Pat McMahon on June 10, 2014, 12:38:50 AM
Apologies if I came across a bit Prince Phillip. Just wouldn't trust them with football ownership. They're good at lots of things but football is new to them and you just have to lido across the city. No thanks .

Yep, one notorious Macao casino crook and every single Chinese person (I hear there are a few) is terrible at football ownership, although you do grant that all of them are good at lots of things.

Based on my experience the Chinese are awful at football ownership (and playing, refereeing and administrating). Chinese football has been somewhat riddled by match fixing and idiotic investments (IIRC Drogba was on£300k a week at Shanghai Shenhua, playing in front of 16-18,000 with pre-quenelle Anelka, who was on a few bob too).

The only exception to this rule has been Guangzhou Evergrande, owned by a real estate colossus ( they bought the club after they had been relegated because of match fixing). They had the sense to appoint Marcelo Lippi who managed to do what he does best and made them Asia Champions League winners within 3 years.if they bought us, I would have some optimism. As for the rest, I'd be concerned.

And as Brian says above, their negotiations will be long and thorough.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Broughty-Villian on June 10, 2014, 04:49:37 AM
how about a new Poll as to what nationality we would like the new owners to be based on food.

I'd go for French, second Italian and third Mexican
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: mr underhill on June 10, 2014, 09:05:28 AM
I'm going  for Aboriginals. The bush tucker in Oz is brilliant as I found out on a long sabbatical from work in the late 1990s. Kangaroo steaks , Witchetty grubs, Crocodile medallions, a bit of snake fillet, all done on the barb naturally. Can't beat it, and with the exception of the 'Roo, yes, everything does taste a bit like chicken.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: LeeB on June 10, 2014, 09:47:06 AM
how about a new Poll as to what nationality we would like the new owners to be based on food.

I'd go for French, second Italian and third Mexican

Indian, Thai, Italian for me.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on June 10, 2014, 10:00:14 AM
British grub for me. Then Gordon Ramsay could buy us.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Chris Jameson on June 10, 2014, 10:13:57 AM
Colonel Sanders for me.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Brend'Watkins on June 10, 2014, 10:19:25 AM
Irish, I like me spuds

JP McManus Michael O'Leary partnership
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Olneythelonely on June 10, 2014, 10:38:47 AM
Indian, Italian, French.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: RussellC on June 10, 2014, 10:40:53 AM
I can see a Portuguese consortium coming in with nandos as sponsors and Andi Weimann immediately installed as Club Captain. #flamey
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: supertom on June 10, 2014, 10:47:29 AM
I can see a Portuguese consortium coming in with nandos as sponsors and Andi Weimann immediately installed as Club Captain. #flamey
Trouble is they'd turn the restaurant into a Nando's and we'd never get Andi out of it. He'll become part of the furniture in there and end up like Villa's answer to Colonel Kurtz. He'll just lurk in the shadows of AVFCNando's, weighing about 300 pounds and talking gibberish and occasionally cupping his ears at dining patrons.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: RussellC on June 10, 2014, 10:51:06 AM
I can see a Portuguese consortium coming in with nandos as sponsors and Andi Weimann immediately installed as Club Captain. #flamey
Trouble is they'd turn the restaurant into a Nando's and we'd never get Andi out of it. He'll become part of the furniture in there and end up like Villa's answer to Colonel Kurtz. He'll just lurk in the shadows of AVFCNando's, weighing about 300 pounds and talking gibberish and occasionally cupping his ears at dining patrons.

So not too different to his general demeanour this season then?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: brian green on June 10, 2014, 10:53:07 AM
Nah It's Weight Watchers for us for the foreseeable future.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: supertom on June 10, 2014, 10:54:06 AM
I can see a Portuguese consortium coming in with nandos as sponsors and Andi Weimann immediately installed as Club Captain. #flamey
Trouble is they'd turn the restaurant into a Nando's and we'd never get Andi out of it. He'll become part of the furniture in there and end up like Villa's answer to Colonel Kurtz. He'll just lurk in the shadows of AVFCNando's, weighing about 300 pounds and talking gibberish and occasionally cupping his ears at dining patrons.

So not too different to his general demeanour this season then?
No, I suppose not. ha ha.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Ron Manager on June 10, 2014, 12:15:47 PM
British grub for me. Then Gordon Ramsay could buy us.

and play at left back...or right back!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: silhillvilla on June 10, 2014, 12:42:15 PM
how about a new Poll as to what nationality we would like the new owners to be based on food.

I'd go for French, second Italian and third Mexican
Bring on the Mongols
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Dante Lavelli on June 10, 2014, 01:33:45 PM
Isn't Nandos supposed to be African?  i.e. the portuguese bits (mozambique-ish)?
So probably some diamond smuggling outfit could buy us.

Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: fbriai on June 13, 2014, 08:11:04 AM
Some more context here:

The Guardian, Martin O’Neill open to Aston Villa assistant role for Roy Keane (http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/jun/12/martin-oneill-aston-villa-roy-keane)
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: aev on June 13, 2014, 09:42:38 AM
Some more context here:

The Guardian, Martin O’Neill open to Aston Villa assistant role for Roy Keane (http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/jun/12/martin-oneill-aston-villa-roy-keane)

Yeah it would be awful if you were left in the lurch at short notice Martin.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Tony Erdington on June 13, 2014, 09:51:09 AM
I think weve missed a trick here, Roy aint coming as a coach , hes beefing up our midfield.

seriously think its ca great move by PL and a little brave too.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: LeeS on June 13, 2014, 01:39:27 PM
Isn't Nandos supposed to be African?  i.e. the portuguese bits (mozambique-ish)?
So probably some diamond smuggling outfit could buy us.



It is South African. We could fnially sign Benni McCarthy!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: RussellC on June 13, 2014, 03:05:07 PM
http://shrturl.co/UYlqA

This looks like a wind-up...
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: rob_bridge on June 13, 2014, 03:57:45 PM
Some more context here:

The Guardian, Martin O’Neill open to Aston Villa assistant role for Roy Keane (http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/jun/12/martin-oneill-aston-villa-roy-keane)

Yeah it would be awful if you were left in the lurch at short notice Martin.

Oh god - now he has his ready made excuse for the 5-1 mauling at the hands of Portugal

In all honesty, just fuck off Martin
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 20, 2014, 12:11:30 PM
Does anyone know when Ireland return from their friendlies tour?

Are we expecting something to happen with Keane now?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: *shellac* on June 20, 2014, 12:26:11 PM
Are we expecting something to happen with Keane now?
They are splitting up?
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Post by: LeeB on June 20, 2014, 12:38:13 PM
Are we expecting something to happen with Keane now?
They are splitting up?

If there's a God.
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Post by: N'ZMAV on June 20, 2014, 08:12:21 PM
it's all gone a bit quiet.
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Post by: silhillvilla on June 20, 2014, 09:54:29 PM
it's all gone a bit quiet.
The calm before .....
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Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 20, 2014, 10:25:56 PM
Are we expecting something to happen with Keane now?
They are splitting up?

If there's a God.

They have, haven't they?

Talking of which, what ever happened to Travis?

I used to really fucking hate them.
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Post by: *shellac* on June 20, 2014, 11:44:49 PM
They came back from their tour of 'Nam disillusioned.  Probably all are taxi drivers now.
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Post by: Ron Manager on June 21, 2014, 08:17:41 AM
Faulkner's  gone to the World Cup. Which gives Keane more time to consider his options. Wouldnt be at all surprised if he changes his mind and decides to look elsewhere.
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Post by: kiddylion on June 21, 2014, 10:01:03 AM
Looks like Faulkners influence is rubbing off on the England aswell now he's getting higher up the FA ladder
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Post by: eamonn on June 21, 2014, 10:12:34 AM
So who is the 2014 equiv of John Fashanu that we'll sign when he gets back? Maybe we already took care of that with the Joey Cole signing.
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Post by: andyh on June 21, 2014, 10:31:37 AM
Looks like Faulkners influence is rubbing off on the England aswell now he's getting higher up the FA ladder
If Woy is dispensed with, will Faulkner have a say in his replacement?
I reckon his first suggestion will be someone like Little Jimmy Krankie.
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Post by: john e on June 21, 2014, 10:35:09 AM
I've a feeling that if Keene was coming it would have been announced by now
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Post by: London Villan on June 21, 2014, 11:10:01 AM
Are the coaching staff actually back yet? Probably start is early July when the club starts it's pre-season - if he is going to start at all.
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Post by: Chris Jameson on June 21, 2014, 01:47:05 PM
So who is the 2014 equiv of John Fashanu that we'll sign when he gets back? Maybe we already took care of that with the Joey Cole signing.

Shola Ameobi.
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Post by: supertom on June 21, 2014, 02:05:40 PM
So who is the 2014 equiv of John Fashanu that we'll sign when he gets back? Maybe we already took care of that with the Joey Cole signing.

Shola Ameobi.
Right, well that's my nightmare for tonight sorted then. Cheers Chris.

It would not surprise me in the slightest either.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: john e on June 21, 2014, 03:16:56 PM
So who is the 2014 equiv of John Fashanu that we'll sign when he gets back? Maybe we already took care of that with the Joey Cole signing.

Shola Ameobi.
Right, well that's my nightmare for tonight sorted then. Cheers Chris.

It would not surprise me in the slightest either.


Nailed on the more you think about it
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Post by: kippaxvilla2 on June 21, 2014, 06:28:33 PM
End of.
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Post by: Mister E on June 21, 2014, 06:30:29 PM
So who is the 2014 equiv of John Fashanu that we'll sign when he gets back? Maybe we already took care of that with the Joey Cole signing.

Shola Ameobi.
There is one mighty-shit player.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: russon on June 21, 2014, 08:54:11 PM
So who is the 2014 equiv of John Fashanu that we'll sign when he gets back? Maybe we already took care of that with the Joey Cole signing.

Shola Ameobi.
There is one mighty-shit player.
should fit in nicely then
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: UK Redsox on June 21, 2014, 09:20:05 PM
I've a feeling that if Keene was coming it would have been announced by now

Maybe there's a kind of unofficial embargo on announcements during the WC
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Post by: Merv on June 21, 2014, 10:54:30 PM
That IncogAvfc guy on Twitter has just posted that the Keane deal has fallen through... club fed up waiting for a decision.

How reliable he is as a credible source is not known, of course.
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Post by: Ron Manager on June 22, 2014, 09:51:10 AM
Perhaps Mick's offered him assistant manager at Ipswich.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Steve67 on June 22, 2014, 01:02:18 PM
Looks like Faulkners influence is rubbing off on the England aswell now he's getting higher up the FA ladder

Is it really a wonder, when you have non footballing people at the F.A, that the national side is so poor?  It should be run by footballers, for footballers. People ready to tackle some of the difficult issues and not sit on the fence like splinters in his bum Trevor Brooking!! The F.A. is a complete joke. Sorry, off topic. Rant over. Keane get on with it or bigger off.
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Post by: john e on June 22, 2014, 02:05:56 PM
Looks like Faulkners influence is rubbing off on the England aswell now he's getting higher up the FA ladder

Is it really a wonder, when you have non footballing people at the F.A, that the national side is so poor?  It should be run by footballers, for footballers. People ready to tackle some of the difficult issues and not sit on the fence like splinters in his bum Trevor Brooking!! The F.A. is a complete joke. Sorry, off topic. Rant over. Keane get on with it or bigger off.


Ex footballers I would surmise wouldn't make good administrators of the game, most of them have trouble putting two sentences together let alone run the game

When was the last time a press conference started on time, never, managers and players can't even organise themselves enough to turn up on time,
they might know about playing the game because that's what they did, but that's about it, they are generally uneducated thicktons,

Have you not seen the cream of the crop doing punditry on the World Cup, and you think it's them that should be running the FA, ha ha, you think it's a joke now, if ex players were running the show it would be kamikaze time
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Steve67 on June 22, 2014, 02:21:14 PM
Looks like Faulkners influence is rubbing off on the England aswell now he's getting higher up the FA ladder

Is it really a wonder, when you have non footballing people at the F.A, that the national side is so poor?  It should be run by footballers, for footballers. People ready to tackle some of the difficult issues and not sit on the fence like splinters in his bum Trevor Brooking!! The F.A. is a complete joke. Sorry, off topic. Rant over. Keane get on with it or bigger off.


Ex footballers I would surmise wouldn't make good administrators of the game, most of them have trouble putting two sentences together let alone run the game

When was the last time a press conference started on time, never, managers and players can't even organise themselves enough to turn up on time,
they might know about playing the game because that's what they did, but that's about it, they are generally uneducated thicktons,

Have you not seen the cream of the crop doing punditry on the World Cup, and you think it's them that should be running the FA, ha ha, you think it's a joke now, if ex players were running the show it would be kamikaze time

I saw the other day whilst watching the cricket they have put togegher a think tank type committee with the likes of Mike Brearley, Steve Waugh and Mike Gatting.  they will start to get the game sorted in the same way that I would like football sorted.  There are equally as many intelligent footballers out there as there are thick one's. they do not all have to come from the premiership either, get rid of the lack of equality in the game.  Why can't the likes of Ian Taylor, Gareth Southgate, Clark Carlisle etc get involved? It doesn't have to be the money chasing thick players.  Greg Dyke clearly is an administrator who doesn't know football.  Why the hell is he in charge of the game? I agree with you about the pundits and the Talk Sport shite, other than Alvin Martin.  All struggle to articulate, but there are good one's out there who would have the ability to see past their wallet.  Paul Faulkner should not be having a say in how the game moves forward, unless he is bringing sponsorship in to help to pay for the changes in the game.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Chris Jameson on June 22, 2014, 02:32:23 PM
Unfortunately I didn't go so didn't get to hear the answer when there was a charity sporting questions and answers sporting dinner and evening in Harrogate which was organised by Danny Mills.

The question Mark Chapman asked on my behalf was why was why the task force contained the likes of Mills and Dyke, neither of whom ever won anything in the way of titles and trophies, and didn't call on the likes of Clive Woodward, Duncan Fletcher, Dave Brailsford etc ? I'm told he had a face like thunder and waffled for 20 minutes, unfortunately it was my sister in law who reported it and she hadn't a clue who he was do didn't listen!
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Post by: john e on June 22, 2014, 02:44:18 PM
Duncan fletcher, Braisford and Woodward, the 3 names you mention and not one a ex footballer

Newby, cricketers are a million times more interesting and knowledgable about their game than footballers, maybe because generally they come from a more educated background, I don't know
But the difference between ex cricketers and ex footballers is immense
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Chris Jameson on June 22, 2014, 03:13:23 PM
The point I was making is that they were all involved in making their teams the best in the world, surely they could contribute more than any ex Norwich, Charlton, Leeds, Middlesbrough, Derby, Man City and Hull City full back without a medal to his name ever could? Why did they all have to be ex footballers and a former TV executive?
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Post by: Toronto Villa on June 22, 2014, 04:24:31 PM
Looks like Faulkners influence is rubbing off on the England aswell now he's getting higher up the FA ladder

Is it really a wonder, when you have non footballing people at the F.A, that the national side is so poor?  It should be run by footballers, for footballers. People ready to tackle some of the difficult issues and not sit on the fence like splinters in his bum Trevor Brooking!! The F.A. is a complete joke. Sorry, off topic. Rant over. Keane get on with it or bigger off.

You make that statement as if there are no non football background execs in any of the other football association around the world. The key is finding the balance between what they do well and what they are willing others to do that they are not experts in. England simply has not found that balance. It has nothing to do with Faulkner in that regard.
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Post by: Steve67 on June 22, 2014, 08:31:04 PM
So, Toronto, England have found the balance? No. Categorically no. This is why it needs to change and emphasises my point.
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Post by: Lucky Eddie on June 23, 2014, 07:51:11 PM
Duncan fletcher, Braisford and Woodward, the 3 names you mention and not one a ex footballer

Newby, cricketers are a million times more interesting and knowledgable about their game than footballers, maybe because generally they come from a more educated background, I don't know
But the difference between ex cricketers and ex footballers is immense


Haven't you heard Darren Gough on talk sport?



Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Toronto Villa on June 23, 2014, 08:07:59 PM
So, Toronto, England have found the balance? No. Categorically no. This is why it needs to change and emphasises my point.

did I say they found the balance?
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Post by: brian green on June 23, 2014, 08:21:09 PM
On one of the shows produced by my son he had as judges an England football international and an England cricket international, both household names.   The football player was head and shoulders the more articulate and responsive.   It is not a question of background or education or even of upbringing, it is the intelligence.   Would you say Ian Wright is thick?   Never in a million years.   Would you say Gareth Southgate could galvanize an FA committee?   Never in a million years.
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Post by: LeeB on June 23, 2014, 08:30:24 PM
Every decision this shower of arseholes make is with an eye on their own pockets, or the pockets of those already making the most.

Until that changes, there's fuck all chance of us ever winning anything. So, basically, there's fuck all chance of us ever winning anything.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: brian green on June 23, 2014, 08:42:39 PM
You are getting the Darren Woolley touch Lee.   Summing it up correctly with verbal minimalism.
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Post by: Legion on June 23, 2014, 08:43:21 PM
I agree.
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Post by: Ron Manager on June 23, 2014, 08:47:01 PM
Back on topic. I get the feeling Keane is not coming to Villa Park.
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Post by: LeeB on June 23, 2014, 08:50:27 PM
You are getting the Darren Woolley touch Lee.   Summing it up correctly with verbal minimalism.

Good post Brian.
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Post by: Dave on June 23, 2014, 08:55:45 PM
Would you say Ian Wright is thick?   Never in a million years.
I've never seen him say or write anything on screen or in print that makes me think he is anything other than extremely thick.

I'd be more than happy to see evidence to the contrary, but I've not seen anything yet.
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Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 23, 2014, 09:55:22 PM
Duncan fletcher, Braisford and Woodward, the 3 names you mention and not one a ex footballer

Newby, cricketers are a million times more interesting and knowledgable about their game than footballers, maybe because generally they come from a more educated background, I don't know
But the difference between ex cricketers and ex footballers is immense

Isn't that something of a generalisation?

I am thinking of Darren Gough, who can barely handle even the basics of the English language and is every bit as stupid as any ex footballer you'll find working in the media, and Phil Tuffnell, who seems to get by just by bouncing around and gurning a lot.
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Post by: The Laughing Policeman on June 23, 2014, 11:29:56 PM
From what I understand from reading the last page and a bit all we have to do is get rid of the current bunch of FA suits, get in a bunch of suits that have kicked a football and England will win the World Cup. ::)
It doesn't really matter that last season only 34% of last seasons PL players were qualified to play for England and most of them simply weren't good enough to play for the national team.
Until we sort out that problem even the best international coach in the world  would struggle to get a winning England squad together.
Until we have a PL where the balance of foreign and  English players is addressed we will continue to struggle on the international stage.
I wish I knew how to achieve that and I'd apply for the job of FA Chairman.
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Post by: Villa in Denmark on June 23, 2014, 11:33:21 PM
Duncan fletcher, Braisford and Woodward, the 3 names you mention and not one a ex footballer

Newby, cricketers are a million times more interesting and knowledgable about their game than footballers, maybe because generally they come from a more educated background, I don't know
But the difference between ex cricketers and ex footballers is immense

Isn't that something of a generalisation?

I am thinking of Darren Gough, who can barely handle even the basics of the English language and is every bit as stupid as any ex footballer you'll find working in the media, and Phil Tuffnell, who seems to get by just by bouncing around and gurning a lot.

I'm not sure how much it contributes to the perception problem, but it definitely isn't "cool" to appear to intelligent as a footballer.

Look at the shit Graeme Le Saux used to get for daring to read a newspaper that didn't involve tits, patronising editorials and a bulging sports section that told you no more than listening to final score.
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Post by: Monty on June 23, 2014, 11:45:13 PM
There is a hangover from when football was the working man's game, and the working man was 75% of the country. The country is now mostly not the working class, like much of Europe, but the footballers are still overwhelmingly (and disproportionately) from poor and working class backgrounds. Now, it's obviously great that the poorest of the poor can still dream of making it and transcending their surroundings through the sport, but why do the players of the national sport not represent the makeup of the country?

I really have no idea. I don't buy into 'poor kids are hungrier for success' sort of stuff, because other countries have players - better than ours - from all sorts of backgrounds. Is it middle class parents being sniffy about football? Is there an accent divide? Is the root just anti-intellectual? Either way, it's no surprise really that we lose to Uruguay, with their Walesish population, because we have about the same population of footballers.
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Post by: Villa in Denmark on June 24, 2014, 12:04:44 AM
From what I understand from reading the last page and a bit all we have to do is get rid of the current bunch of FA suits, get in a bunch of suits that have kicked a football and England will win the World Cup. ::)
It doesn't really matter that last season only 34% of last seasons PL players were qualified to play for England and most of them simply weren't good enough to play for the national team.
Until we sort out that problem even the best international coach in the world  would struggle to get a winning England squad together.
Until we have a PL where the balance of foreign and  English players is addressed we will continue to struggle on the international stage.
I wish I knew how to achieve that and I'd apply for the job of FA Chairman.

Ultimately there was a choice to be made 20 odd years ago when the PL came into being along with the Sky money that accopmanied it.

Option 1.  Invest  a significant proportion of the newfound riches in grassroots coaching, education of a whole new generation of coaches so that teams are no longer "coached" by enthusiastic parents etc.  All the things that have been talked about for so long without a great deal appearing to happen.  (Things might have moved on since I left 6 years ago)

Option 2.  Throw most of the money at the clubs and start the unholy chain of events over the last couple of decades where we now have the richest 3 or 4 teams hovering up the most promising talents from around Europe and the rest of the world which
a) depletes the talent base of these players home Leagues, denying them at the least some earning potential in future years.
b) makes it even more difficult for even highly talented home grown youngsters to get a start at the bigger clubs.

The whole thing is driven in the wrong direction if you want a national team with half a chance of not looking like complete idiots at WC and EC finals, let alone genuinely challenging, and has no chance of changing for as long as the stated purpose of the Premier League is to be the most successful and popular league tournament  according to Mr P. Scudamore, presumably measured by how much cash they can screw out of the various media rights packages.

And to what end?
The clubs (other than the very top ones) don't get any richer.
True competition (a chance of challenging for the league) is all but dead for the majority of Clubs.
The fans generally feeling more disenfranchised

But the players and their agents are doing very well thank you very much.
Presumably Scudamore and the others that help run all of this do OK in perfomance bonuses in the same way certain bankers do very well out of performance related pay and to hell with the consequences of how they've achieved their targets.

I'm in no way claiming that the FA of 30-40 years ago was any more focused on national success.

From what I can see we appear to have gone from a bunch of largely self serving numpties massaging their egos with their positions on various committees and access to various dignitaries to a bunch of commercially astute self serving and somewhat ruthless individuals who massage their egos with their positions on various committees and access to various dignitaries, whilst using their commercial savvy to secure not inconsiderable financial benefit for themselves.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: claret and blue blood on June 24, 2014, 07:50:53 AM
So where is Keano hiding,is he avoiding our calls as he's realised he's dropped a bollock ?
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Post by: TheMalandro on June 24, 2014, 07:53:20 AM
There is a hangover from when football was the working man's game, and the working man was 75% of the country. The country is now mostly not the working class, like much of Europe, but the footballers are still overwhelmingly (and disproportionately) from poor and working class backgrounds. Now, it's obviously great that the poorest of the poor can still dream of making it and transcending their surroundings through the sport, but why do the players of the national sport not represent the makeup of the country?

I really have no idea. I don't buy into 'poor kids are hungrier for success' sort of stuff, because other countries have players - better than ours - from all sorts of backgrounds. Is it middle class parents being sniffy about football? Is there an accent divide? Is the root just anti-intellectual? Either way, it's no surprise really that we lose to Uruguay, with their Walesish population, because we have about the same population of footballers.

good points made.
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Post by: MoetVillan on June 24, 2014, 08:46:34 AM
The population thing is a red herring, R5 and ITV have both been guilty of saying in a country of x million they should have achieved y.  If that is the case why havent China and India had a world cup lock out.  Players have to be competing at the highest levels?  England and Chile at different ends of the spectrum counter that.  Belgium shows you dont have to have a group of players playing in your own countries league, etc etc.  All excuses.  You just have to win six games, with no fear of any opposition, complete confidence in each other and a bit of luck

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Post by: Meanwood Villa on June 24, 2014, 09:40:11 AM
The population thing is a red herring, R5 and ITV have both been guilty of saying in a country of x million they should have achieved y.  If that is the case why havent China and India had a world cup lock out.  Players have to be competing at the highest levels?  England and Chile at different ends of the spectrum counter that.  Belgium shows you dont have to have a group of players playing in your own countries league, etc etc.  All excuses.  You just have to win six games, with no fear of any opposition, complete confidence in each other and a bit of luck



Amen to that. There's a tendency to over-analyse things when we get knocked out.
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Post by: mattjpa on June 24, 2014, 09:50:12 AM
3 pages of not Roy Keane news...
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Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 24, 2014, 10:09:45 AM
The population thing is a red herring, R5 and ITV have both been guilty of saying in a country of x million they should have achieved y.  If that is the case why havent China and India had a world cup lock out.  Players have to be competing at the highest levels?  England and Chile at different ends of the spectrum counter that.  Belgium shows you dont have to have a group of players playing in your own countries league, etc etc.  All excuses.  You just have to win six games, with no fear of any opposition, complete confidence in each other and a bit of luck



Whilst I don't think population is a deciding factor, isn't the point re China and India that those are two countries where  football isn't the major sporting activity, or where it doesn't have the level of participation or cultural dominance that it has in many countries?

The countries England should really be measured by are the likes of France or Germany - similar populations, similar levels of football participation, similar access to facilities yet much more successful than us for almost 50 years now.

Ultimately it comes down in large part to how many good players a country has to choose from. Our problem is that we don't produce enough.

I'd love to see a comparison of, say, how many German, French and English players featured in the top Europan leagues week in, week out last season. I suspect it wouldn't reflect too well on England.

It doesn't have to be your own league, either, just the top levels of the game. I bet Belgium, for example, have not far off the same number of players turning out in the PL, Bundesliga, Spanish league, Serie A and French league week in, week out as we do.

Anyway, we digress. Where is Roy Keane?
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Post by: fbriai on June 24, 2014, 10:27:21 AM
Sorry to continue the digression away from Roy Keane-related news, but this is an interesting discussion.

Paulie's point about top-flight representation across Europe is a good one.

I think that there is also the fact that for some players, the World Cup represents easily their best chance of putting themselves in the shop window. Look at Uruguay's and Costa Rica's players. We know that the majority of them wouldn't play regularly ahead of the players in the England team were they in the Premier League or those in the Italian team were they in Serie A. But, for those few games in the World Cup, they are able to step up a little. Look how much the Uruguayan players wanted that game last week. Look at Pereira refusing to be substituted. A lot of them don't play in front of huge crowds and earn fortunes week in, week out. For them it is maybe even a once in a lifetime opportunity.

I think there is also the fact that, as opposed to a sport like rugby, football lends itself to occasional upsets more readily. You know in rugby beforehand that a team like New Zealand will hammer a weaker team. Whereas, in football, if you are well organised, fit and know how to defend properly, then you can give anyone a game. If you are lucky enough to get a goal on the counter-attack then you might even beat them, too. Think of Greece winning Euro 2004 or the effect Pulis had on Palace last season. All he did was get them organised and make them difficult to beat and they ended up finishing in mid-table. The equivalent in rubgy just couldn't happen.

No teams get whipped 8-0 at the World Cup anymore, as to qualify they have to be, at the very least, solid enough to beat opposition that is, as a minimum, organised. As a knock-on effect, this increases the possibility of upsets in the actual group stages, as the level at what were the weakest teams now play has improved.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Lucky Eddie on June 24, 2014, 10:36:13 AM
If 75% of the country is no longer working class, what is it?



Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: LeeB on June 24, 2014, 10:37:20 AM
If 75% of the country is no longer working class, what is it?





Fucked.
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Post by: Dave on June 24, 2014, 10:40:58 AM
I think that there is also the fact that for some players, the World Cup represents easily their best chance of putting themselves in the shop window. Look at Uruguay's and Costa Rica's players. We know that the majority of them wouldn't play regularly ahead of the players in the England team were they in the Premier League or those in the Italian team were they in Serie A. But, for those few games in the World Cup, they are able to step up a little. Look how much the Uruguayan players wanted that game last week. Look at Pereira refusing to be substituted. A lot of them don't play in front of huge crowds and earn fortunes week in, week out. For them it is maybe even a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I'm not sure that logic quite stacks up for most of the Uruguay team. None of the World Cup squad play in Uruguay and play for the likes of Atletico Madrid, Galatasaray, Liverpool, PSG, Lazio and Porto.

Álvaro Pereira plays for Inter Milan, so I don't think he's going to be too worried about putting himself in the shop window in a match against England.
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Post by: olaftab on June 24, 2014, 10:47:39 AM
The population thing is a red herring, R5 and ITV have both been guilty of saying in a country of x million they should have achieved y.  If that is the case why havent China and India had a world cup lock out.  Players have to be competing at the highest levels?  England and Chile at different ends of the spectrum counter that.  Belgium shows you dont have to have a group of players playing in your own countries league, etc etc.  All excuses.  You just have to win six games, with no fear of any opposition, complete confidence in each other and a bit of luck



Amen to that. There's a tendency to over-analyse things when we get knocked out.
However since 1950 Uruguay shock  the WC has not been won by a Country just turning up and surprising  everyone by winning 6 games. The WC has ONLY been won by Countries with  medium to large population and history of well organised football played in their homeland. 
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 24, 2014, 11:02:21 AM
If 75% of the country is no longer working class, what is it?

In denial.
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Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 24, 2014, 11:04:45 AM
The population thing is a red herring, R5 and ITV have both been guilty of saying in a country of x million they should have achieved y.  If that is the case why havent China and India had a world cup lock out.  Players have to be competing at the highest levels?  England and Chile at different ends of the spectrum counter that.  Belgium shows you dont have to have a group of players playing in your own countries league, etc etc.  All excuses.  You just have to win six games, with no fear of any opposition, complete confidence in each other and a bit of luck



Amen to that. There's a tendency to over-analyse things when we get knocked out.
However since 1950 Uruguay shock  the WC has not been won by a Country just turning up and surprising  everyone by winning 6 games. The WC has ONLY been won by Countries with  medium to large population and history of well organised football played in their homeland. 

re Chile, although it's worth pointing out that everyone is getting excited about them on the basis of a couple of WC performances, their squad includes players who play at a pretty high level, including for the likes of Juventus and Barcelona, it's not as if they're all mooking around in their domestic league.

Goalkeepers: Claudio Bravo (Real Sociedad), Johnny Herrera (Universidad de Chile), Cristopher Toselli (Universidad Catolica)

Defenders: Gary Medel (Cardiff City), Gonzalo Jara (Nottingham Forest), Jose Rojas (Universidad de Chile), Eugenio Mena (Santos), Mauricio Isla (Juventus).

Midfielders: Jorge Valdivia (Palmeiras), Felipe Gutierrez (Twente), Jose Pedro Fuenzalida (Colo Colo), Francisco Silva (Osasuna), Arturo Vidal (Juventus), Charles Aranguiz (Internacional), Marcelo Diaz (Basel), Carlos Carmona (Atalanta), Miiko Albornoz (Malmo).

Forwards: Alexis Sanchez (Barcelona), Esteban Paredes (Colo Colo) Eduardo Vargas (Valencia), Jean Beausejour (Wigan Athletic), Mauricio Pinilla (Cagliari), Fabian Orellana (Celta).
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Dave on June 24, 2014, 11:06:46 AM
Claudio Bravo has since signed for Barcelona as well.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: fbriai on June 24, 2014, 11:22:24 AM
I think that there is also the fact that for some players, the World Cup represents easily their best chance of putting themselves in the shop window. Look at Uruguay's and Costa Rica's players. We know that the majority of them wouldn't play regularly ahead of the players in the England team were they in the Premier League or those in the Italian team were they in Serie A. But, for those few games in the World Cup, they are able to step up a little. Look how much the Uruguayan players wanted that game last week. Look at Pereira refusing to be substituted. A lot of them don't play in front of huge crowds and earn fortunes week in, week out. For them it is maybe even a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I'm not sure that logic quite stacks up for most of the Uruguay team. None of the World Cup squad play in Uruguay and play for the likes of Atletico Madrid, Galatasaray, Liverpool, PSG, Lazio and Porto.

Álvaro Pereira plays for Inter Milan, so I don't think he's going to be too worried about putting himself in the shop window in a match against England.


Fair enough, Dave. Maybe the point holds better for Costa Rica than it does for Uruguay, who, to be fair, have some very good players.

Although Pereira was pretty poor at Inter; he's actually on loan at Sao Paolo now, and will be until his Inter contract expires in 2016.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: LeeB on June 24, 2014, 11:44:56 AM
When we evaluate players from other nations, it's always seems to be against the benchmark that the Premier League is the strongest league.
So if say Uruguay had a left back playing for Hull or such like, it would be "He's shit, he only plays for Hull, ours plays for Man Utd/Chelsea" or some suchlike.

But that's forgetting this lad has probably had to leave home at a young age to work in another land, and has to adapt the skills he has learned to fit in with an alien footballing culture. And then when he joins up with his international team he's more comfortable and his talent can shine through.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: itbrvilla on June 24, 2014, 11:52:41 AM
When we evaluate players from other nations, it's always seems to be against the benchmark that the Premier League is the strongest league.
So if say Uruguay had a left back playing for Hull or such like, it would be "He's shit, he only plays for Hull, ours plays for Man Utd/Chelsea" or some suchlike.

But that's forgetting this lad has probably had to leave home at a young age to work in another land, and has to adapt the skills he has learned to fit in with an alien footballing culture. And then when he joins up with his international team he's more comfortable and his talent can shine through.

Good point.  But also,assumes that the English players at Yanited, Citeh etc. are better than those at Hull etc. regardless of matchtime or appearences, and that these players also play better as a team as they are from 'Top' clubs.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: AV82EC on June 24, 2014, 11:53:49 AM
When we evaluate players from other nations, it's always seems to be against the benchmark that the Premier League is the strongest league.
So if say Uruguay had a left back playing for Hull or such like, it would be "He's shit, he only plays for Hull, ours plays for Man Utd/Chelsea" or some suchlike.

But that's forgetting this lad has probably had to leave home at a young age to work in another land, and has to adapt the skills he has learned to fit in with an alien footballing culture. And then when he joins up with his international team he's more comfortable and his talent can shine through.

Very good point. One of the major drawbacks of having the most popular league and supporting leagues in the world is the lack of mobility that English players and coaches display to go and experience other football cultures. I can only think of Joe Cole and Steve McClaren who have gone and experienced things abroad in the last few years. Funnily enough Hodgson is one of the few UK coaches with foreign experience.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: ClaretAndBlueBlood on June 24, 2014, 03:42:43 PM
When we evaluate players from other nations, it's always seems to be against the benchmark that the Premier League is the strongest league.
So if say Uruguay had a left back playing for Hull or such like, it would be "He's shit, he only plays for Hull, ours plays for Man Utd/Chelsea" or some suchlike.

But that's forgetting this lad has probably had to leave home at a young age to work in another land, and has to adapt the skills he has learned to fit in with an alien footballing culture. And then when he joins up with his international team he's more comfortable and his talent can shine through.

Very good point. One of the major drawbacks of having the most popular league and supporting leagues in the world is the lack of mobility that English players and coaches display to go and experience other football cultures. I can only think of Joe Cole and Steve McClaren who have gone and experienced things abroad in the last few years. Funnily enough Hodgson is one of the few UK coaches with foreign experience.

I think lack of footballing ability also prevents most of our players from playing abroad
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: LeeB on June 24, 2014, 03:45:48 PM
When we evaluate players from other nations, it's always seems to be against the benchmark that the Premier League is the strongest league.
So if say Uruguay had a left back playing for Hull or such like, it would be "He's shit, he only plays for Hull, ours plays for Man Utd/Chelsea" or some suchlike.

But that's forgetting this lad has probably had to leave home at a young age to work in another land, and has to adapt the skills he has learned to fit in with an alien footballing culture. And then when he joins up with his international team he's more comfortable and his talent can shine through.

Very good point. One of the major drawbacks of having the most popular league and supporting leagues in the world is the lack of mobility that English players and coaches display to go and experience other football cultures. I can only think of Joe Cole and Steve McClaren who have gone and experienced things abroad in the last few years. Funnily enough Hodgson is one of the few UK coaches with foreign experience.

I think lack of footballing ability also prevents most of our players from playing abroad

You're right, of course.

The problem is, there are lots of problems, and there's no silver bullet solution.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: ClaretAndBlueBlood on June 24, 2014, 04:23:37 PM
When we evaluate players from other nations, it's always seems to be against the benchmark that the Premier League is the strongest league.
So if say Uruguay had a left back playing for Hull or such like, it would be "He's shit, he only plays for Hull, ours plays for Man Utd/Chelsea" or some suchlike.

But that's forgetting this lad has probably had to leave home at a young age to work in another land, and has to adapt the skills he has learned to fit in with an alien footballing culture. And then when he joins up with his international team he's more comfortable and his talent can shine through.

Very good point. One of the major drawbacks of having the most popular league and supporting leagues in the world is the lack of mobility that English players and coaches display to go and experience other football cultures. I can only think of Joe Cole and Steve McClaren who have gone and experienced things abroad in the last few years. Funnily enough Hodgson is one of the few UK coaches with foreign experience.

I think lack of footballing ability also prevents most of our players from playing abroad

You're right, of course.

The problem is, there are lots of problems, and there's no silver bullet solution.

I think the crop of young players coming through have the potential to at least move us in the right direction. In my opinion, we are where Germany were 12 years ago in terms of trying to change the way we play football. Unfortunately, I'm not sure that we will have the same success because the premier league and England are at odds with each other, have different goals and don't sing from the same hymnsheet.

In Germany, the Klinnsmann / Loew revolution was embraced by the clubs and the national team and they are now reaping the rewards of that
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Dave on June 24, 2014, 04:46:18 PM
I think the crop of young players coming through have the potential to at least move us in the right direction. In my opinion, we are where Germany were 12 years ago in terms of trying to change the way we play football. Unfortunately, I'm not sure that we will have the same success because the premier league and England are at odds with each other, have different goals and don't sing from the same hymnsheet.

In Germany, the Klinnsmann / Loew revolution was embraced by the clubs and the national team and they are now reaping the rewards of that
I agree with all of that. Also what Michel Sablon started with Belgium a couple of years earlier.

The likes of Barkley, Shaw, Stones and Sterling could potentially reach the level of the likes of Khedira, Ozil, Hummels and Muller.

The probably won't, but they could.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 24, 2014, 04:48:30 PM
I think the crop of young players coming through have the potential to at least move us in the right direction. In my opinion, we are where Germany were 12 years ago in terms of trying to change the way we play football.

I think we are at the point they were at, I'd agree with that, but we're only doing part of what they did.

They also invested hugely into youth football and training - which is exactly what the French did in the early 90s - as well. That's how come Germany has 10 times as many UEFA qualified coaches as we have.

We need to make that kind of change as well. It's fine to change the way the national team tries to play, but if you have the limited skill levels and paucity of options that the England squad has, you are always going to be limited. We need to change that part, as well, or it won't work.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: LeeB on June 24, 2014, 04:48:30 PM
I think the crop of young players coming through have the potential to at least move us in the right direction. In my opinion, we are where Germany were 12 years ago in terms of trying to change the way we play football. Unfortunately, I'm not sure that we will have the same success because the premier league and England are at odds with each other, have different goals and don't sing from the same hymnsheet.

In Germany, the Klinnsmann / Loew revolution was embraced by the clubs and the national team and they are now reaping the rewards of that
I agree with all of that. Also what Michel Sablon started with Belgium a couple of years earlier.

The likes of Barkley, Shaw, Stones and Sterling could potentially reach the level of the likes of Khedira, Ozil, Hummels and Muller.

The probably won't, but they could.

They wont though. The problems run deeper.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Dave on June 24, 2014, 05:05:02 PM
I think the crop of young players coming through have the potential to at least move us in the right direction. In my opinion, we are where Germany were 12 years ago in terms of trying to change the way we play football. Unfortunately, I'm not sure that we will have the same success because the premier league and England are at odds with each other, have different goals and don't sing from the same hymnsheet.

In Germany, the Klinnsmann / Loew revolution was embraced by the clubs and the national team and they are now reaping the rewards of that
I agree with all of that. Also what Michel Sablon started with Belgium a couple of years earlier.

The likes of Barkley, Shaw, Stones and Sterling could potentially reach the level of the likes of Khedira, Ozil, Hummels and Muller.

The probably won't, but they could.

They wont though. The problems run deeper.
It's very difficult to say how deep they are running at any given time.

For all we know there were sweeping changes made to the coaching structure two years ago. If that is the case, we'll start seeing the results in about six years.

If we conduct a complete overhaul now, and set the country on the way for a decade of international dominance, when we go out of the European Championships in 2016 in the quarter finals we would still hear that everything needs to be ripped up and started again.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: richard moore on June 24, 2014, 07:20:03 PM
I think the crop of young players coming through have the potential to at least move us in the right direction. In my opinion, we are where Germany were 12 years ago in terms of trying to change the way we play football. Unfortunately, I'm not sure that we will have the same success because the premier league and England are at odds with each other, have different goals and don't sing from the same hymnsheet.

In Germany, the Klinnsmann / Loew revolution was embraced by the clubs and the national team and they are now reaping the rewards of that
I agree with all of that. Also what Michel Sablon started with Belgium a couple of years earlier.

The likes of Barkley, Shaw, Stones and Sterling could potentially reach the level of the likes of Khedira, Ozil, Hummels and Muller.

The probably won't, but they could.

I'll bet you £50 they don't!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Dave on June 24, 2014, 07:35:34 PM
I think the crop of young players coming through have the potential to at least move us in the right direction. In my opinion, we are where Germany were 12 years ago in terms of trying to change the way we play football. Unfortunately, I'm not sure that we will have the same success because the premier league and England are at odds with each other, have different goals and don't sing from the same hymnsheet.

In Germany, the Klinnsmann / Loew revolution was embraced by the clubs and the national team and they are now reaping the rewards of that
I agree with all of that. Also what Michel Sablon started with Belgium a couple of years earlier.

The likes of Barkley, Shaw, Stones and Sterling could potentially reach the level of the likes of Khedira, Ozil, Hummels and Muller.

The probably won't, but they could.

I'll bet you £50 they don't!
I've said that they probably won't.

Why would I want to bet £50 on something that I don't think will happen?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Californian Villain on June 24, 2014, 07:52:50 PM
So is Keano coming then or what?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: adrenachrome on June 24, 2014, 07:53:45 PM
So is Keano coming then or what?

No, he is playing with his dogs.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on June 24, 2014, 07:56:39 PM
Triggs and Trixie.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: adrenachrome on June 24, 2014, 07:58:44 PM
Trixie by name and Trixie by nature.

Triggs is no saint, either.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: claret and blue blood on June 24, 2014, 08:00:01 PM
Can we re name this thread coz there's fuck all about Roy Keane?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Californian Villain on June 24, 2014, 08:00:13 PM
Triggs and Trixie.

Erm...I don't think so ;)
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: adrenachrome on June 24, 2014, 08:01:01 PM
He's gone to the dogs, as they say.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Californian Villain on June 24, 2014, 08:02:22 PM
He's gone to the dogs, as they say.

Like this thread....
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: UK Redsox on June 24, 2014, 08:15:30 PM
If he's not joined Villa or any other club yet, why did Keane pull out of his WC gig?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: frankmosswasmyuncle on June 24, 2014, 08:20:35 PM
If he's not joined Villa or any other club yet, why did Keane pull out of his WC gig?
And seen somewhere that his big posh house is for sale.
Will he be seen in Dixon's, Aston any day now?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Californian Villain on June 24, 2014, 08:24:44 PM
If he's not joined Villa or any other club yet, why did Keane pull out of his WC gig?

I'd like to know the answer to that too...
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: adrenachrome on June 24, 2014, 08:30:07 PM
I think he will end up at VP to be honest. He definitely wants to get back into management at some level, as he has stated in several interviews since his Ipswich gig. No rumours of him going elsewhere. Some good sources on here saying the deal is done.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Pete3206 on June 24, 2014, 09:17:50 PM
If he's not joined Villa or any other club yet, why did Keane pull out of his WC gig?

Would you want to spend a month with Adrian Chiles?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 24, 2014, 09:22:02 PM
If he's not joined Villa or any other club yet, why did Keane pull out of his WC gig?

That's what I don't get.

There was all the hoo-haa, he's going to Villa ... then "when the Republic get back from their tour" ... then .... nothing.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Exeter 77 on June 24, 2014, 09:42:58 PM
According to MSN Keane's house is for sale.

http://money.uk.msn.com/mortgages-and-homes/roy-keane-35-million-ipswich-mansion
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on June 24, 2014, 10:03:25 PM
Unless the takeovers about to happen and it's all on ice?! Thought I'd chisel a takeover reference into this thread
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: adrenachrome on June 24, 2014, 11:15:45 PM
Birmingham Mail (http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/aston-villa-paul-lamberts-choice-7318822)

Quote
Aston Villa: Paul Lambert's choice of assistant is crucial, says Brian Little

Villa boss has identified Roy Keane as the preferred choice to be his next right hand man

Jun 24, 2014 22:30 By Mat Kendrick

Paul Lambert has been told the appointment of Aston Villa’s assistant manager could be his most important signing of the summer as he awaits final confirmation from Roy Keane.

Lambert has identified Keane as the preferred choice to be his next right hand man following the sacking of Ian Culverhouse and football operations manager Gary Karsa for unspecified disciplinary issues last month.

The Manchester United legend has been in discussions with Lambert about combining an assistant manager’s role at Villa with his existing similar position with Ireland.

Former Villa boss Brian Little believes Lambert’s choice of No.2 is crucial as he plots next season against a backdrop of uncertainty at the up-for-sale club.

“I think it’s massively important to have the right people around you,” said Little.

“If you look at clubs now, that’s what happens. People don’t go into clubs on their own, they go in with a group of people who have to function and work together.

“I think he will be disappointed that he has lost two people that he’s worked with for years.

“Prior to his last year, he’s worked with these people for the first year at Villa, three years at Norwich and even before that.

“For that time everybody was happy with them, so it will be a big blow for him to have lost them.

“I know he’ll have learned a lot over the two years so his appointment of people around him is going to be massively important.”

Little enjoyed a close relationship with allies John Gregory and Alan Evans during his time in charge of Villa in the mid-90s and underlined the importance of employing trustworthy assistants who knew who was boss, but were strong enough to have an input.

“You need to have a bond of understanding and be able to be honest and straightforward with each other, but accepting the fact that whoever is the top man needs to have the final say in whatever goes on.

“I don’t think many assistants would challenge the manager, but it’s important that they have an opinion. If you challenge managers it’s never going to work. You don’t challenge them, you understand what they want, but you should have a say.

“Sometimes you’ve had an opportunity to look around the corner he’s about to go round.

“As your assistant or assistants, if there’s more than one, that’s what you’ve got to do.

“They have to have eyes and ears so that whatever they’ve seen or heard they can relay that to you and have ideas to help you.

“It’s a big thing, as a football manager. Every now and again you get caught out with something and if somebody you’re working with knew it was going to happen then you’d be like ‘Well, why didn’t you tell me?’

“That person needs to be strong enough to say ‘Look, hang on a second, if you do that, it will have that impact on so and so’.

“In my time with Alan and John, we were all more than comfortable with that way of working. I don’t think they ever challenged me, but neither would they just nod along.”

Little will be speaking at An Evening With Brian Little, evening organised by the Longbridge Lions supporters club, at Greenlands Social Club, in Longbridge, from 7pm on Friday 11 July.
Tickets priced £6 for members and £8 for non members, with proceeds going to Cure Leukaemia, are available from Trevor Emeny and Aaron Wells on 07502 323 385 or longbridgelions@outlook.com
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: DeKuip on June 25, 2014, 12:47:13 AM
If he's not joined Villa or any other club yet, why did Keane pull out of his WC gig?

I'd like to know the answer to that too...
Maybe he's gone on holiday, it's the sort of thing football folk do at this time of year.
I'm guessing a week at Butlins in Skeggy then another week relaxing in a 4 berth caravan Scarborough way.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: brian green on June 25, 2014, 06:24:22 AM
They don't allow dogs at Butlins.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: peter w on June 25, 2014, 08:00:38 AM
I wonder if Brian Little is referring to Keane when talking about assistants having to accept that the manager has the final say; or giving an insight into why Culverhouse and Karsa were sacked?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: ClaretAndBlueBlood on June 25, 2014, 11:18:16 AM
no insight
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: not3bad on June 25, 2014, 12:17:47 PM
Unless the takeovers about to happen and it's all on ice?! Thought I'd chisel a takeover reference into this thread

Keane was Micky Arison's man. When the Arison takeover was thrown into doubt and the Josh Harris/Blitzen combo took the driving seat, the Keane appointment was also thrown into doubt.

#ITK
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Dante Lavelli on June 25, 2014, 12:30:56 PM
Unless the takeovers about to happen and it's all on ice?! Thought I'd chisel a takeover reference into this thread

Kean was Micky Arison's man. When the Arison takeover was thrown into doubt and the Josh Harris/Blitzen combo took the driving seat, the Keane appointment was also thrown into doubt.

#ITK

Are you suggesting there is some sort of bidding war going on in the background?  Any sensible buyer should surely make Prandelli  'their man' rather than Keane. 
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: peter w on June 25, 2014, 01:36:40 PM
I really wouldn't fancy going downm trhe route of plaucking foreign managers from international teams, never mind club sides, to come in and do a job ion the Prem. I mean, how many have made a success of it?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: silhillvilla on June 25, 2014, 01:50:43 PM
Beginning to doubt this one now.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: not3bad on June 25, 2014, 02:07:07 PM
Unless the takeovers about to happen and it's all on ice?! Thought I'd chisel a takeover reference into this thread

Kean was Micky Arison's man. When the Arison takeover was thrown into doubt and the Josh Harris/Blitzen combo took the driving seat, the Keane appointment was also thrown into doubt.

#ITK

Are you suggesting there is some sort of bidding war going on in the background?  Any sensible buyer should surely make Prandelli  'their man' rather than Keane. 

Any sensible buyer maybe.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: dave.woodhall on June 25, 2014, 02:23:58 PM
Of such posts are Twitter rumours made.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: RussellC on June 25, 2014, 02:26:25 PM
So Arison would leave the current Manager in place but insist on a specific Assistant Manager being brought in to work alongside him?

I'm sorry, but that sounds like utter nonsense to me.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: PaulWinch again on June 25, 2014, 02:29:47 PM
Agreed, that would make no sense at all.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: RussellC on June 27, 2014, 09:13:10 AM
Looks like this one is a goer...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/aston-villa/10929725/Aston-Villa-to-appoint-Roy-Keane-as-Paul-Lamberts-assistant-by-early-July.html
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Holte Sweet on June 27, 2014, 09:41:44 AM
I look upon Villa as more of a soap opera than a football club theses days.

Can't wait for reports of the first training ground bust up, flounce out in a hissy fit ets, etc
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Ron Manager on June 27, 2014, 09:43:01 AM
Hmmm. That,s something for the players to look forward to. A nice gentle introduction to season 2014/2015.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Monty on June 27, 2014, 09:46:38 AM
Frankly I think this is a disgrace. The guy is utterly, utterly horrible. Never mind the arguments about anything else, it's shameful that such a person would be on the payroll at Villa Park.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 27, 2014, 10:34:03 AM
"Culverhouse and Karsa are gone! HURRAH! The strict teachers nobody liked have left the school!"

Then, first day back after the summer holidays, they meet the replacement.

(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02956/keane_2956425b.jpg)
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Jon Crofts on June 27, 2014, 10:49:03 AM
"Culverhouse and Karsa are gone! HURRAH! The strict teachers nobody liked have left the school!"

Then, first day back after the summer holidays, they meet the replacement.

(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02956/keane_2956425b.jpg)

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk run away
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: MoetVillan on June 27, 2014, 10:51:53 AM
thats the look my three year old daughter gave me this morning when I asked if she was ok eating rice krispies as the coco pops had run out
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: supertom on June 27, 2014, 10:52:24 AM
Do our squad just don't like being worked hard? Are they just princesses? Our side didn't appreciate Houllier and McCallisters methods.  Then something, and we'll probably never know anything specific until one our players releases a piss poorly written bio, wasn't right with Karsey and Shithouse.

Do our players just need to man the hell up? I think there's a lot of our squad that need a fecking good kick up the arse to be honest. If Keane provides that in a positive way then he'll work. If our players run off home crying to their mummy's then it's going to be a disaster.

I think it'll be the latter, and I give it a month before Roy Keane is having a fist fight with Concrete Ron.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on June 27, 2014, 11:55:27 AM
Do our squad just don't like being worked hard? Are they just princesses? Our side didn't appreciate Houllier and McCallisters methods.  Then something, and we'll probably never know anything specific until one our players releases a piss poorly written bio, wasn't right with Karsey and Shithouse.

Do our players just need to man the hell up? I think there's a lot of our squad that need a fecking good kick up the arse to be honest. If Keane provides that in a positive way then he'll work. If our players run off home crying to their mummy's then it's going to be a disaster.

I think it'll be the latter, and I give it a month before Roy Keane is having a fist fight with Concrete Ron.
You could put that on at the NIA and sell the place out. :)
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: dicedlam on June 27, 2014, 12:43:04 PM
That stare is enough to scare the shit out of the devil himself.

I don't think there will be many slagging off the team from behind the dugout this season.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: silhillvilla on June 27, 2014, 12:56:05 PM
That stare is enough to scare the shit out of the devil himself.

I don't think there will be many slagging off the team from behind the dugout this season.
Nope. The old trinity lower Daily Mail reading brigade will be sat silent  nodding all season.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Chris Jameson on June 27, 2014, 01:01:16 PM
Frankly I think this is a disgrace. The guy is utterly, utterly horrible. Never mind the arguments about anything else, it's shameful that such a person would be on the payroll at Villa Park.

I'm not sure if that's sarcasm.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Monty on June 27, 2014, 01:07:15 PM
Frankly I think this is a disgrace. The guy is utterly, utterly horrible. Never mind the arguments about anything else, it's shameful that such a person would be on the payroll at Villa Park.

I'm not sure if that's sarcasm.

I don't get why everyone's so into Keane coming along. Okay, I can understand the praise of him as a player, but so far as a coach he's shown himself to be fluky, inept, flaky and self-aggrandising, and I have not forgotten that he not only ended Alf Inge Haaland's career, with a premeditated assault, but far from showing remorse actually boasted about it afterwards. With all the opprobrium Suarez is getting for a nip on the shoulder, I'd have thought Keane being banned from all football ever would have been a proportionate punishment.

Are there really no assistant managers at least as good as Keane (described by a friend and supporter as 'not really a tactical guy or one to get the team playing in any particular way' - with friends like that...) who also aren't essentially evil, thuggish arseholes? Is there really nobody?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Villafirst on June 27, 2014, 01:09:07 PM
I wonder if Shay Given will be back in the fold now, especially with Keane's ROI role?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: PaulWinch again on June 27, 2014, 01:13:38 PM
I'm not sure everyone's 'into Keane coming along', I think most people are fairly jaded and unsurprised by what we do now. It's more a case of a shrug of the shoulders and thinking it doesn't make much difference and not a lot is going to change until we're taken over.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Monty on June 27, 2014, 01:19:19 PM
Fair enough, though it's still a little placid for my liking. There's a difference between underwhelming, inexpensive signings like Senderos and Cole and hiring a guy, no better than a hundred other potential coaches, who to this day seems unsettlingly proud of his most depraved acts of violence. Whatever happens on the pitch, Villa have never been a club without class off it. Hiring this man is a blow to that reputation.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Dr Butler on June 27, 2014, 01:24:27 PM
I'm not sure everyone's 'into Keane coming along', I think most people are fairly jaded and unsurprised by what we do now. It's more a case of a shrug of the shoulders and thinking it doesn't make much difference and not a lot is going to change until we're taken over.

oh I dunno Paul I am always upbeat about the Villa and I know that will annoy some people, but I am willing to give anyone a chance to try to turn us around(yes even McLeish) and you may never know it may just be the beginning of something :)  UTV
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: ozzjim on June 27, 2014, 01:29:08 PM
Fair enough, though it's still a little placid for my liking. There's a difference between underwhelming, inexpensive signings like Senderos and Cole and hiring a guy, no better than a hundred other potential coaches, who to this day seems unsettlingly proud of his most depraved acts of violence. Whatever happens on the pitch, Villa have never been a club without class off it. Hiring this man is a blow to that reputation.


Am I the only one that would enjoy Suarez having a nibble at Roy?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: john e on June 27, 2014, 02:33:43 PM
I think there is a difference in Karsa/Culverhouse and Keene

it involves medals, trophies and playing at the top level,
 I think that might carry more gravitas with players, although it doesn't secure success by any means, and bullying is bullying no matter who's doing it
even so, I think I would listen to Keene more than I would the other two just on the basis of his experience

or maybe I'm just a clutching at straws
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Monty on June 27, 2014, 02:36:51 PM
Well Pele might be the greatest ever (very arguable, of course), but his pronouncements on football aren't worth the air they're guffed into. Similarly, Maradona made a horrible manager. Arrigo Sacchi (never a player) was right when he said that 'a jockey doesn't need to have been born a horse'.

Anyway, even if he were brilliant as a coach I wouldn't want him. It's like PWS said on the World Cup thread about Suarez - I don't care how good he is, I just don't want that sort of person anywhere near Villa.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: KevinGage on June 27, 2014, 02:51:59 PM
From day one, he'll have Sky, the Beeb and the like hanging on his every word. 

Similar to O'Neill, but whereas O'Neill might be eloquent, and razor sharp  (and hence, good copy)  with Keane they'll be looking for the inevitable meltdown. 

Too much distraction, too much potential for friction. 

Naturally we'll back him once he's ours, but this looks like a poor decision.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Monty on June 27, 2014, 02:54:54 PM
I won't back him once he's ours, because to do that in this case would be a little too much like Liverpool and Suarez. It's not a case of questioning his competence like McLeish but still hoping he does well - I hope Villa win every game we play, but I never want us to touch people as poisonous as Keane.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: john e on June 27, 2014, 02:56:10 PM
Well Pele might be the greatest ever (very arguable, of course), but his pronouncements on football aren't worth the air they're guffed into. Similarly, Maradona made a horrible manager. Arrigo Sacchi (never a player) was right when he said that 'a jockey doesn't need to have been born a horse'.

Anyway, even if he were brilliant as a coach I wouldn't want him. It's like PWS said on the World Cup thread about Suarez - I don't care how good he is, I just don't want that sort of person anywhere near Villa.

he is kind to dogs though,  so that's good
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Monty on June 27, 2014, 02:57:00 PM
Yep, and the Krays loved their mum. And ol' Dinsdale Piranha, he nailed my head to the floor but he was awful nice about it.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: john e on June 27, 2014, 02:59:39 PM
Yep, and the Krays loved their mum. And ol' Dinsdale Piranha, he nailed my head to the floor but he was awful nice about it.


in fairness the krays got a bad press, nice boys really
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Matt C on June 27, 2014, 03:03:06 PM
Some reports it's happening: http://m.independent.ie/sport/soccer/aston-villa-to-appoint-roy-keane-as-paul-lamberts-assistant-by-early-july-30389760.html
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Toronto Villa on June 27, 2014, 03:09:53 PM
from a coaching standpoint, the thing is we are all judging him on his managerial career which is far more than just on the training ground stuff. Some people simply cannot balance everything. What we don't know is given the reduced responsibilies as an Assistant Manager how he'll be. We don't have enough evidence to hold a firm opinion biases aside. It's not likle he'll be taking all of the press conferences. He'll be asked questions, he'll give candid answers. We know that. He's not the manager and he won't be thrust into that spotlight. If results improve and players appear happy then much of the discussion of who he is and what he respresents will dissipate quickly.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Monty on June 27, 2014, 03:12:07 PM
Not from me they won't. It rankles that he's still employed in football at all (not just him - there are others just as bad dotted around the world who should not be allowed back but are). In any case, what skill he has as a manager is, according to people who like him, as a figurehead, occasional delegator and tone-setter for a club, but not as a tactician or technician. He sounds like precisely the sort of manager entirely unsuited to mere coaching.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: RussellC on June 27, 2014, 03:19:39 PM
Not from me they won't. It rankles that he's still employed in football at all

On a bit of a tangent - who on earth has the job of choosing pundits for ITV? Whoever it is is literally stealing a living. Having Clark Carlisle commentating on World Cup game is a bit like getting Dave Benson-Phillips to present News Night.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Chris Smith on June 27, 2014, 03:41:24 PM
Nobody likes Roy Keane, I bet even his dog hates him. That said our options are limited due to the bigger picture at the club so as a short term solution I can live with it. Let's face it, the only way him and Lambert can survive a takeover is by performing well above expectations and I struggle to see how anyone could see that as a bad thing.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 27, 2014, 03:44:28 PM
I think my main emotion about this is not so much that I don't like the idea (and, to be honest, I don't) but that it all just sounds extremely strange.

- why would Lambert want such a high profile number 2?
- if the problem with C and K was they alienated people at the training ground, why replace them with someone else with a reputation for being the same?
- why would Keane agree to take the job as a number 2?
- why would Keane agree to take the job here, under the current circumstances?

Hope it works out, but it just looks a bit, well, odd.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Monty on June 27, 2014, 03:47:41 PM
The reason I hate him has nothing to do with potential results though, Chris, although you're right about Lambert's chances of surviving a takeover.

Perhaps a more pressing question would be to ask why Lambert only seems to hire arseholes as his assistants? Does he value that over technical coaching? Does he think that's more likely to help him achieve results good enough to retain his job?

Paulie, in a way I hope it doesn't work out. I hope we win every match, but everyone suddenly realises that they hate Roy Keane and he gets fired in spite of the results.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: RussellC on June 27, 2014, 03:54:44 PM
I get the impression that Lambert likes a "good cop, bad cop" set-up and doesn't particularly like being the bad cop.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Monty on June 27, 2014, 03:56:09 PM
Never liked good-cop-bad-cop. I wonder how much the players appreciate being treated permanently as criminals under investigation.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: paul_e on June 27, 2014, 04:32:24 PM
I think my main emotion about this is not so much that I don't like the idea (and, to be honest, I don't) but that it all just sounds extremely strange.

- why would Lambert want such a high profile number 2?
Deflects criticism, draws the attention of the press, they're friends, also see my final answer
- if the problem with C and K was they alienated people at the training ground, why replace them with someone else with a reputation for being the same?
We don't know enough of what actually led to the sackings to be able to say, it may be that they crossed a line but Lambert likes the dynamic so wanted someone similar
- why would Keane agree to take the job as a number 2?
He is already employed as an assistant, maybe he's realised he took the top job too soon
- why would Keane agree to take the job here, under the current circumstances?
Because he's pretty much bullet-proof until the takeover and if he's 'let go' after it happens no one would think badly of him, it's a fairly simple win-win for someone with a high-profile, convincing someone with a lower profile to take the job may well have been tougher.

Hope it works out, but it just looks a bit, well, odd.

Added the answers as I see them.

The key thing for me is the last one, his profile (regardless of the points Monty makes which are my reservations as well) is high enough that he can't really come out of the situation badly.  I think the benefits for the club are pretty low but I think the benefits for Lambert and Keane are pretty clear.  The club may have issues but if we want Lambert to stay until the takeover completes we have little choice but to back him over this.  I also think that Keane's reputation is nothing like as toxic as Monty makes out, his ITV gig has largely confirmed that.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: supertom on June 27, 2014, 04:35:02 PM
Never liked good-cop-bad-cop. I wonder how much the players appreciate being treated permanently as criminals under investigation.
Some of their performances last season were bordering on criminal to be fair. I wonder if Roy Keane will bring a gavel and a wig with him.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Monty on June 27, 2014, 04:52:19 PM
Keane's reputation isn't toxic. In fact, it's completely untarnishable, which I regard as a disgrace. Here's a man who boasts about setting out to cripple his fellow professionals. It's disgraceful that his reputation is as pristine as it is.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: dave.woodhall on June 27, 2014, 04:59:34 PM
Keane's reputation isn't toxic. In fact, it's completely untarnishable, which I regard as a disgrace. Here's a man who boasts about setting out to cripple his fellow professionals. It's disgraceful that his reputation is as pristine as it is.

See Shearer, A. Some people are bombproof.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Monty on June 27, 2014, 05:37:02 PM
Keane's reputation isn't toxic. In fact, it's completely untarnishable, which I regard as a disgrace. Here's a man who boasts about setting out to cripple his fellow professionals. It's disgraceful that his reputation is as pristine as it is.

See Shearer, A. Some people are bombproof.

Absolutely. The English media are guffawing smugly about the Uruguayan defence of Suarez, but they continue to refrain from condemning quite a few of their own for much, much worse offences - presumably for the same reason, namely that they were good players.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: dave.woodhall on June 27, 2014, 05:39:55 PM
As an aside, imagine this scenario:

Keane's appointed, it's matchday. After the match he's stomping around and bumps into our special guest for the afternoon, an elderly gentleman. "Gerrout of me way" he shouts. Ron Saunders glares back... 
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Steve67 on June 27, 2014, 05:43:43 PM
As an aside, imagine this scenario:

Keane's appointed, it's matchday. After the match he's stomping around and bumps into our special guest for the afternoon, an elderly gentleman. "Gerrout of me way" he shouts. Ron Saunders glares back... 

Blimey, I wouldn't mind being a fly on the wall for that one!! Hopefully, Keane can have the same sort of effect on the club that Lord Saunders did.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: PeterWithesShin on June 27, 2014, 05:47:29 PM
As an aside, imagine this scenario:

Keane's appointed, it's matchday. After the match he's stomping around and bumps into our special guest for the afternoon, an elderly gentleman. "Gerrout of me way" he shouts. Ron Saunders glares back... 

That's a fight someone like Keane would take. Such a hardman that he never sought out a straightner with Haaland, preferring to do the equivalent of a Judas punch instead.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: dave.woodhall on June 27, 2014, 05:48:07 PM
As an aside, imagine this scenario:

Keane's appointed, it's matchday. After the match he's stomping around and bumps into our special guest for the afternoon, an elderly gentleman. "Gerrout of me way" he shouts. Ron Saunders glares back... 

Blimey, I wouldn't mind being a fly on the wall for that one!! Hopefully, Keane can have the same sort of effect on the club that Lord Saunders did.

Which reminds, me, it can't be far off the fortieth anniversary of his appointment.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: PeterWithesShin on June 27, 2014, 05:53:01 PM
As an aside, imagine this scenario:

Keane's appointed, it's matchday. After the match he's stomping around and bumps into our special guest for the afternoon, an elderly gentleman. "Gerrout of me way" he shouts. Ron Saunders glares back... 

Blimey, I wouldn't mind being a fly on the wall for that one!! Hopefully, Keane can have the same sort of effect on the club that Lord Saunders did.

Which reminds, me, it can't be far off the fortieth anniversary of his appointment.

Probably passed it. I think he was appointed June 1974 but not sure of the exact date.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: curiousorange on June 27, 2014, 06:30:18 PM
My view of this is that there are some players who will loathe Keane's presence and feel alienated by his style, but there will be others who thrive on his attitudes and discipline. My main concern is that we have too many of the former, which is probably not unique to our club but may have a devastating effect on a squad already lacking confidence and belief.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: claret and blue blood on June 27, 2014, 08:35:01 PM
I loathed our attitude and style during those defeats at home,if this means we are harder to beat I'll take it.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on June 27, 2014, 09:22:39 PM
As an aside, imagine this scenario:

Keane's appointed, it's matchday. After the match he's stomping around and bumps into our special guest for the afternoon, an elderly gentleman. "Gerrout of me way" he shouts. Ron Saunders glares back... 

Blimey, I wouldn't mind being a fly on the wall for that one!! Hopefully, Keane can have the same sort of effect on the club that Lord Saunders did.

Which reminds, me, it can't be far off the fortieth anniversary of his appointment.

Probably passed it. I think he was appointed June 1974 but not sure of the exact date.

4th June 1974.

http://www.soccerbase.com/teams/team.sd?team_id=154&teamTabs=managers
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: WarszaVillan on June 27, 2014, 10:28:24 PM
As an aside, imagine this scenario:

Keane's appointed, it's matchday. After the match he's stomping around and bumps into our special guest for the afternoon, an elderly gentleman. "Gerrout of me way" he shouts. Ron Saunders glares back... 

Blimey, I wouldn't mind being a fly on the wall for that one!! Hopefully, Keane can have the same sort of effect on the club that Lord Saunders did.

Which reminds, me, it can't be far off the fortieth anniversary of his appointment.

Probably passed it. I think he was appointed June 1974 but not sure of the exact date.

4th June 1974.

http://www.soccerbase.com/teams/team.sd?team_id=154&teamTabs=managers

George Ramsey was manager for 42 years!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: dave.woodhall on June 27, 2014, 10:32:29 PM
As an aside, imagine this scenario:

Keane's appointed, it's matchday. After the match he's stomping around and bumps into our special guest for the afternoon, an elderly gentleman. "Gerrout of me way" he shouts. Ron Saunders glares back... 

Blimey, I wouldn't mind being a fly on the wall for that one!! Hopefully, Keane can have the same sort of effect on the club that Lord Saunders did.

Which reminds, me, it can't be far off the fortieth anniversary of his appointment.

Probably passed it. I think he was appointed June 1974 but not sure of the exact date.

4th June 1974.

http://www.soccerbase.com/teams/team.sd?team_id=154&teamTabs=managers

George Ramsey was manager for 42 years!
NO HE WASN'T!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: WarszaVillan on June 28, 2014, 09:32:48 AM
No need to shout dear
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on June 28, 2014, 10:50:28 AM
Ramsey out ! 42 years and I'm wondering if I will see us do the double again in my lifetime. Instead of building a 120,000 capacity ground which we will probably only 3/4 fill most weeks, the money should be spent on the team. Get Chapman from Huddersfield and promise him a big transfer budget, 20k should do it. Ramsey can't b/shit us fans any more. Invented the penny farthing kick ? Don't make me laugh !
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: spartacuss on June 28, 2014, 12:32:46 PM
Ramsey out ! 42 years and I'm wondering if I will see us do the double again in my lifetime. Instead of building a 120,000 capacity ground which we will probably only 3/4 fill most weeks, the money should be spent on the team. Get Chapman from Huddersfield and promise him a big transfer budget, 20k should do it. Ramsey can't b/shit us fans any more. Invented the penny farthing kick ? Don't make me laugh !

£20k? Large capacity ground? You'll be telling me they're wearing shin-pads next!    "Luxury...!" etc.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: peter w on June 28, 2014, 01:32:51 PM
Ramsey out ! 42 years and I'm wondering if I will see us do the double again in my lifetime. Instead of building a 120,000 capacity ground which we will probably only 3/4 fill most weeks, the money should be spent on the team. Get Chapman from Huddersfield and promise him a big transfer budget, 20k should do it. Ramsey can't b/shit us fans any more. Invented the penny farthing kick ? Don't make me laugh !
Ramsey out ! 42 years and I'm wondering if I will see us do the double again in my lifetime. Instead of building a 120,000 capacity ground which we will probably only 3/4 fill most weeks, the money should be spent on the team. Get Chapman from Huddersfield and promise him a big transfer budget, 20k should do it. Ramsey can't b/shit us fans any more. Invented the penny farthing kick ? Don't make me laugh !

genuine ITK. our kid drives charabancs when his shift at the factory finishes. he said that one of the blokes on his bus had been help build ships to go to China (why the frig aren't we sending the bloody Indians?) and one his work colleagues said that a kid called drake had been at Villa for talks. ramsey offered him £1.40 per week! less than bloody miners get. This kid's got the lot and feckin' Ramsey just took the piss.

Sorry but he's got to go. He's out of touch and his pottery worker mentality will stop us getting back to the very top where we belong. I like that Chapman bloke as Andy mentioned. Huddersfield are great to watch. They'll rule football for a long time under him. Doubt he'll go anywhere though. One club man.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: saunders_heroes on June 30, 2014, 03:13:46 PM
Keane set to be announced as assistant manager within the next 24hrs according to the E&S.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: john e on June 30, 2014, 04:05:43 PM
Keane set to be announced as assistant manager within the next 24hrs according to the E&S.


don't tell monty
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Toronto Villa on June 30, 2014, 05:51:21 PM
Good, one bit if speculation out of the way. It will be interesting the kind of contract he signs. Maybe it will hint at what else might be going on behind the scenes.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Monty on June 30, 2014, 06:00:19 PM
Keane set to be announced as assistant manager within the next 24hrs according to the E&S.


don't tell monty

Bah, I'm over it. *simmers in silence*
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Legion on June 30, 2014, 06:00:43 PM
I'm not.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Villafirst on July 01, 2014, 08:55:21 AM
Good news, if true. Could go either way this one. At least he brings massive experience and hopefully a winning mentality.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on July 01, 2014, 09:01:16 AM
I'm hoping that a new broom sweeps clean.

Or at least gets swung around the defence.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: RussellC on July 01, 2014, 09:01:52 AM
I have no idea how this is going to work out, but I am certain that something different is required within the coaching staff so am hopeful that Keane will be it. Even if he's just able to instill a bit more fight into the players, it will be worthwhile.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on July 01, 2014, 09:04:56 AM
If it does happen I wonder how many ST holders behind the home dugout will decide it may be advisable to relocate. :)
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on July 01, 2014, 09:37:51 AM
Hopefully this will happen soon.

I still suspect it will end in tears but if it is what he wants then it might as well happen as soon as possible.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on July 01, 2014, 10:09:19 AM
The Beeb 'understands that Roy Keane will be announced as Villa asst manager later  today.'
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: supertom on July 01, 2014, 10:14:36 AM
I think we need to have Keane on the pitch shadowing Gabby and giving him a good kick up the kaboose every couple of minutes to remind him he's in a football match.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on July 01, 2014, 10:17:50 AM
Because I think that prawn sandwiches are the most boring snack food known to man, I welcome a fellow believer. :)
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: godzvilla on July 01, 2014, 10:31:17 AM
I think we need to have Keane on the pitch shadowing Gabby and giving him a good kick up the kaboose every couple of minutes to remind him he's in a football match.

Abso-bloody -utely ! , good comment  Supertom , I,ve been saying  for a long time Gabby,s been living in the comfort zone. Unfortunately for him ( and us )  he,ll very soon be entering the Twi-lite Zone and wondering where his career went . Like Colly ...he " coulda been a contender " ....could have been !..............Godzvilla!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Gregorys Boy on July 01, 2014, 11:02:11 AM
I don't see it working, but am willing to give him a chance, new ideas at this point are very much welcome.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: RussellC on July 01, 2014, 11:02:42 AM
I think comparing Gabby to Collymore is a bit unfair. At least Gabby's wasting his career on the pitch, not in an unlit car park somewhere.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Gregorys Boy on July 01, 2014, 11:04:49 AM
I think comparing Gabby to Collymore is a bit unfair. At least Gabby's wasting his career on the pitch, not in an unlit car park somewhere.

Good call, and up to a point he has been much more consistent than Collymore. 
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: UK Redsox on July 01, 2014, 11:06:05 AM
4th June 1974.

http://www.soccerbase.com/teams/team.sd?team_id=154&teamTabs=managers

I was wondering what a Kevin Ayers live LP was doing being mentioned on this thread but that was actually three days earlier
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Nastylee on July 01, 2014, 11:07:46 AM
Let's remember,  no one without a job would sign up knowing a takeover will see them sacked. Whilst we know this could take years any possible new assistants are going to be put off. Keane on the other hand has a job and sees this as a bit extra while helping PL out. Also, whatever your opinions are of MON these days,  he is not a complete numpty and wouldn't have appointed him if all the stuff you read was true. I think he's just what our young squad need to stop complacency setting in and think they're doing ok off the back of a goalless drew against Swansea.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: UK Redsox on July 01, 2014, 11:07:52 AM
If it does happen I wonder how many ST holders behind the home dugout will decide it may be advisable to relocate. :)

It'll be interesting to see if Mark who sits in front of me is a bit more reluctant to vent towards the dugout
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on July 01, 2014, 11:12:46 AM
I wonder if they'll get him to do the usual round of photos for the OS - smiling, shirt stretching, mumble a few platitudes.

I can't really imagine he's that kind of guy.

I bet Woodward will be shitting his pants at the idea of having to do his usual shtick like he does with new players - asking a question, ignoring the answer, asking the same question, ignoring the answer, asking a question, ignoring the answer, then making up the answer himself which he parrots back to the interviewee.

I can't see that ending without Keano wrapping a chair around Jack's head.

Am warming to the idea.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: richard moore on July 01, 2014, 11:20:00 AM
Warming to the idea too. We all know what the risks are and that they may well come to pass but nothing much can be worse than the completely rudderless approach at times last season. On that basis, I'm signing up to us taking the gamble and it will be entertaining if nothing else, even if for the wrong reasons ultimately. Paulie's comment about Jack made me smile
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Dave on July 01, 2014, 11:23:07 AM
I can't see the ending of this story being anything other than bad, but that's not to say that it can't have a positive effect between now and then.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: RussellC on July 01, 2014, 11:25:26 AM
I wonder if they'll get him to do the usual round of photos for the OS - smiling, shirt stretching, mumble a few platitudes.

I can't really imagine he's that kind of guy.

I bet Woodward will be shitting his pants at the idea of having to do his usual shtick like he does with new players - asking a question, ignoring the answer, asking the same question, ignoring the answer, asking a question, ignoring the answer, then making up the answer himself which he parrots back to the interviewee.

I can't see that ending without Keano wrapping a chair around Jack's head.

Am warming to the idea.

Haha, I had the very same thought earlier! He can't even manage to look remotely personable when he's being employed as a television pundit by ITV, so Christ knows what he's going to make of Jack. Like you though, I'm now looking forward to finding out...!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on July 01, 2014, 11:26:50 AM
I can't see the ending of this story being anything other than bad, but that's not to say that it can't have a positive effect between now and then.

That's pretty much my take on it as well. Will end in tears, could be interesting. They're going to do it anyway, so might as well just wait and see how it pans out.

I think they set the "WHAT THE FUCK?" level re managerial / coaching appointments when they appointed McLeish, so by comparison, anything else is small beer.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Chris Jameson on July 01, 2014, 11:28:44 AM
I can't wait to see Keane at Villa, it might go horribly wrong but let's face it things aren't exactly great and it's worth a go. Look forward to seeing 'The Fear' offering him advice as he walks along the touchline.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Jimbo on July 01, 2014, 11:31:30 AM
The carnival continues.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Tuscans on July 01, 2014, 11:32:31 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/28085658
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Chris Smith on July 01, 2014, 11:35:34 AM
I can't wait to see Keane at Villa, it might go horribly wrong but let's face it things aren't exactly great and it's worth a go. Look forward to seeing 'The Fear' offering him advice as he walks along the touchline.

What's the worst that could happen? I suppose he might rip the limbs off one or two of the precious little moppets but they could only have themselves to blame.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: godzvilla on July 01, 2014, 11:46:39 AM
Perhaps more interesting is who PL will appoint as his other Assistant , as I,m sure he must , given that Keane will be spending time with the Ireland Team .
Will it be someone more , how shall I say , more personable / likeable / approachable , to fit  a ' Good Cop bad Cop scenario ? . Personally I would really like to see us appoint a Continental style ' Skills' Coach ........................Godzvilla ! .
p.s........I,ve often wondered if they will ever invite Stliyan Petrov back into the Coaching fold.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: montague on July 01, 2014, 11:46:57 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/28085658

Roys keen oh Roys keen
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: joe_c on July 01, 2014, 11:47:24 AM
The tried and trusted Good Cop / Basically The Gary Oldman Character In Leon routine.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: RussellC on July 01, 2014, 11:55:44 AM
Perhaps more interesting is who PL will appoint as his other Assistant , as I,m sure he must , GIVEN that Keane will be spending time with the Ireland Team .
Will it be someone more , how shall I say , more personable / likeable / approachable , to fit  a ' Good Cop bad Cop scenario ? . Personally I would really like to see us appoint a Continental style ' Skills' Coach ........................Godzvilla ! .
p.s........I,ve often wondered if they will ever invite Stliyan Petrov back into the Coaching fold.

I think that the answer may well be in the question...
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on July 01, 2014, 12:00:30 PM
I can't help thinking this appointment will have our dug out looking like a sequel of Father Ted with Lambert playing the main character and Keane as Father Jack Hackett. We already have Mrs Doyle sat up in the Trinity Road ready to make the half time tea, we're just missing Father Dougal. Step forward Phil Neville for the vacant First Team Coach role.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: bilsim on July 01, 2014, 12:10:24 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/28085658

Roys keen oh Roys keen

I long to hear the Holte in full chorus
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Chris Smith on July 01, 2014, 12:22:12 PM
I wonder if they'll get him to do the usual round of photos for the OS - smiling, shirt stretching, mumble a few platitudes.

I can't really imagine he's that kind of guy.

I bet Woodward will be shitting his pants at the idea of having to do his usual shtick like he does with new players - asking a question, ignoring the answer, asking the same question, ignoring the answer, asking a question, ignoring the answer, then making up the answer himself which he parrots back to the interviewee.

I can't see that ending without Keano wrapping a chair around Jack's head.

Am warming to the idea.

Paulie, I like and respect you as a contributor to this site but any repeat of the 'Keano' sobriquet will result in a spell on the naughty stair.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on July 01, 2014, 12:25:05 PM
I wonder if they'll get him to do the usual round of photos for the OS - smiling, shirt stretching, mumble a few platitudes.

I can't really imagine he's that kind of guy.

I bet Woodward will be shitting his pants at the idea of having to do his usual shtick like he does with new players - asking a question, ignoring the answer, asking the same question, ignoring the answer, asking a question, ignoring the answer, then making up the answer himself which he parrots back to the interviewee.

I can't see that ending without Keano wrapping a chair around Jack's head.

Am warming to the idea.

Paulie, I like and respect you as a contributor to this site but any repeat of the 'Keano' sobriquet will result in a spell on the naughty stair.

You're getting soft in your old age, Chris.

Anybody that refers to him as 'Keano' deserves nothing less than a good kicking.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: brian green on July 01, 2014, 12:27:54 PM
I too am warming to us having him in the dugout. At least there will be a part of the pitch within evil eye range where the opposition will not get away with rolling us over with impunity. A distinct improvement on Lambert stands up, walks to the touchline, claps his hands and sits down again.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: supertom on July 01, 2014, 12:31:49 PM
I can't help thinking this appointment will have our dug out looking like a sequel of Father Ted with Lambert playing the main character and Keane as Father Jack Hackett. We already have Mrs Doyle sat up in the Trinity Road ready to make the half time tea, we're just missing Father Dougal. Step forward Phil Neville for the vacant First Team Coach role.
I dunno about that. Gabby does a fairly good Dougal impersonation as it is. Not sure we'll need Phil. I also picture Roy Keane as more of the Bishop Brennan type, and he'll be flitting in and out and just generally scaring the living shit out of everyone at Craggy Villa Island.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on July 01, 2014, 12:32:30 PM
I'm off down the pub. If that fecker Keane signs while I'm out I'll give him a good twatting  for not having the good grace to await my presence.
Mind, I'll have to wait 'til Jack Woodward has finished ripping him to shreds.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: supertom on July 01, 2014, 12:33:26 PM
I too am warming to us having him in the dugout. At least there will be a part of the pitch within evil eye range where the opposition will not get away with rolling us over with impunity. A distinct improvement on Lambert stands up, walks to the touchline, claps his hands and sits down again.
I genuinely pictured a Seal exhibit at Sea World with that description of Lambert, and it's probably not far off the truth.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Jimbo on July 01, 2014, 12:34:12 PM
I'm going to call him The Keanemeister.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: RussellC on July 01, 2014, 12:34:48 PM
I like "Super Roy."
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on July 01, 2014, 12:45:41 PM
I wonder if they'll get him to do the usual round of photos for the OS - smiling, shirt stretching, mumble a few platitudes.

I can't really imagine he's that kind of guy.

I bet Woodward will be shitting his pants at the idea of having to do his usual shtick like he does with new players - asking a question, ignoring the answer, asking the same question, ignoring the answer, asking a question, ignoring the answer, then making up the answer himself which he parrots back to the interviewee.

I can't see that ending without Keano wrapping a chair around Jack's head.

Am warming to the idea.

Paulie, I like and respect you as a contributor to this site but any repeat of the 'Keano' sobriquet will result in a spell on the naughty stair.

You're getting soft in your old age, Chris.

Anybody that refers to him as 'Keano' deserves nothing less than a good kicking.

Sadly, while I see Chris's point, I fear the Keano thing is going to happen, no matter what we want.

Obviously, I mean the referring to him as Keano thing.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Dr Butler on July 01, 2014, 12:47:27 PM
welcome Super Roy.....nah...Welcome Keanemeister....nah...I'm going with Nasty Bastard....

Welcome Nasty Bastard :)
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on July 01, 2014, 12:49:24 PM
Our top ITK on the internet has spoken:

IncogAVFC ‏@IncogAVFC Protected Tweets  1m
Roy Keane has just formally completed his move to #avfc , welcome to the club.

Unsurprisingly, a few minutes after this:

Brendan McLoughlin ‏@bren_mcloughlin  23m
Roy Keane's appointment as #avfc assistant boss to be confirmed this afternoon

Brendan McLoughlin is a journo, btw.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Louzie0 on July 01, 2014, 12:54:59 PM
welcome Super Roy.....nah...Welcome Keanemeister....nah...I'm going with Nasty Bastard....

Welcome Nasty Bastard :)

I'm going with an ironic song..'mr Soft' by Steve Harley, to say Hello Roy and good luck.

Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Chris Smith on July 01, 2014, 12:55:40 PM
welcome Super Roy.....nah...Welcome Keanemeister....nah...I'm going with Nasty Bastard....

Welcome Nasty Bastard :)

I'm going with the reverse psychology of Keanykins.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: RussellC on July 01, 2014, 12:56:46 PM
The more that I hear abut this, the more I think that it could actually be happening. I'm hearing that it could even be today.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Drummond on July 01, 2014, 12:58:19 PM
Roy of the Villa. Maybe we could get him to change his name to Voy.


I'd have preferred Steve Clarke.

I'm looking forward to seeing how it goes. We've a whole bunch of new players for him to coach too remember, Cole, Senderos, Okore, Benteke, Herd, Hutton, N'Zogbia, Bent and Kozak..

Yikes.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: DrGonzo on July 01, 2014, 01:06:03 PM
The formal announcement is dead! LONG LIVE THE FORMAL ANNOUNCEMENT!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: supertom on July 01, 2014, 01:07:55 PM
Apparently Keane has mellowed in recent weeks.
(https://twitpic.com/show/iphone/9wk8gf)
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: manic-road on July 01, 2014, 01:33:42 PM
Now it's official welcome to the Villa Mr Keane.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: glasses on July 01, 2014, 01:42:50 PM
Well, I like him.

I predict Lambert will get the heave ho and Keane will be head coach before Christmas though. Can't see the two working together well.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on July 01, 2014, 01:43:09 PM
OS gone with a photo of him at his most President Ahmadinejad-esque.

Mind you, it was probably the only one of him they could find when he was smiling.

(http://www.avfc.co.uk/javaImages/8/7e/0,,10265~12942856,00.jpg)
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Jon Crofts on July 01, 2014, 01:44:13 PM
Apparently Keane has mellowed in recent weeks.
(https://twitpic.com/show/iphone/9wk8gf)

Moments after that photo was taken he ripped the dogs throat out and ate it's still beating heart.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Toronto Villa on July 01, 2014, 01:44:58 PM
Welcome to the club Roy for however long it will be.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on July 01, 2014, 01:45:03 PM
Apparently Keane has mellowed in recent weeks.
(https://twitpic.com/show/iphone/9wk8gf)

Moments after that photo was taken he ripped the dogs throat out and ate it's still beating heart.

I instinctively distrust people who wear "too small" sunglasses.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on July 01, 2014, 01:45:15 PM
Welcome to the club Roy for however long it will be.

Ha ha ha.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: rob_bridge on July 01, 2014, 01:48:37 PM
Well, I like him.

I predict Lambert will get the heave ho and Keane will be head coach before Christmas though. Can't see the two working together well.

It's got the Evans - Houllier look about it.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Toronto Villa on July 01, 2014, 01:52:17 PM
Apparently Keane has mellowed in recent weeks.
(https://twitpic.com/show/iphone/9wk8gf)

Moments after that photo was taken he ripped the dogs throat out and ate it's still beating heart.

I instinctively distrust people who wear "too small" sunglasses.

Did we sign Neo as our new Assistant? Now we can kick ass in even slower motion than we did last season.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Jon Crofts on July 01, 2014, 01:53:23 PM
Well, I like him.

I predict Lambert will get the heave ho and Keane will be head coach before Christmas though. Can't see the two working together well.

I think he's the ready made cheap alternative if we get off to a bad start. 
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: OasisVillain on July 01, 2014, 01:54:47 PM
While I don't doubt like a few on here that this is destined not to end well i'm looking forward to the roller coaster ride that will be his tenure as assistant manager, hoping he can instill some bite and fight in our team, think we're just too nice sometimes
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on July 01, 2014, 01:56:34 PM
The bit that is missing from Mr Doogan's press release.

'Keane will immediately step up pre season training in a bid to be fit for the start of the season where he faces a big challenge to step into the role vacated by Fabian Delph's imminent departure to Stoke City.'
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Ger Regan on July 01, 2014, 01:58:49 PM
Well, I like him.

I predict Lambert will get the heave ho and Keane will be head coach before Christmas though. Can't see the two working together well.

It's got the Evans - Houllier look about it.
Not really. They were joint managers, weren't they?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: adrenachrome on July 01, 2014, 02:04:37 PM
We are the LamboKeanies
Happy girls and boys
In LernerLamboLimbo land
No point into trying to understand
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: rob_bridge on July 01, 2014, 02:07:54 PM
Well, I like him.

I predict Lambert will get the heave ho and Keane will be head coach before Christmas though. Can't see the two working together well.

It's got the Evans - Houllier look about it.
Not really. They were joint managers, weren't they?

They were - it was clear from the outset that Houllier was to replace him. Something similar appears in the offing.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Gareth on July 01, 2014, 02:10:14 PM
I'm all for it, one thing this club needs is to get rid of the mentality of 'we go again' everytime we submit to another pathetic defeat....someone who hates losing will do for me.

If we haven't got fortunes to spend then the back room and things such as fitness & training become even more vital.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: rob_bridge on July 01, 2014, 02:14:33 PM
I'm all for it, one thing this club needs is to get rid of the mentality of 'we go again' everytime we submit to another pathetic defeat....someone who hates losing will do for me.

If we haven't got fortunes to spend then the back room and things such as fitness & training become even more vital.

So we need a technical coach and I don't think Lambert or Keane fit that particular bill
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Walmley_Villa on July 01, 2014, 02:15:53 PM
Christ - wait until he sees KEA's first powder puff tackle in training!

Seriously - hope you prove the doubters wrong Roy.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Villafirst on July 01, 2014, 02:17:30 PM
While I don't doubt like a few on here that this is destined not to end well i'm looking forward to the roller coaster ride that will be his tenure as assistant manager, hoping he can instill some bite and fight in our team, think we're just too nice sometimes

''some bite''?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: OasisVillain on July 01, 2014, 02:26:26 PM
Ha, in the current climate a freudian slip there ;) definitely think that he'll make us a littled less powder puff
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on July 01, 2014, 02:29:17 PM
Welcome Royston.  I like what he says on TV.  Let's see if he can translate it to getting our bunch of ne'erdo wells working as a unit.

Apart from out and out quality, a game plan, tactics, an ability to change our approach during games, any creativity, cohesion, the ability to pass  more than three yards to a teammate, I thought the only things we lacked last season were leadership and a never say die attitude.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Toronto Villa on July 01, 2014, 02:32:08 PM
While I don't doubt like a few on here that this is destined not to end well i'm looking forward to the roller coaster ride that will be his tenure as assistant manager, hoping he can instill some bite and fight in our team, think we're just too nice sometimes

''some bite''?

First signing Suarez?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: cdbearsfan on July 01, 2014, 03:07:54 PM
Welcome Keaneyatta.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: eamonn on July 01, 2014, 03:12:23 PM
21 years too late, ( wouldn't we have won a title had he chose us over Manure?) but has got to be an improvement on Culverclusterfuckhouse.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: brian green on July 01, 2014, 03:23:21 PM
Regarding KEAs powder puff tackles, he only gets them in on good days. Normally he just keeps the opposition company. I can see that being changed on day one.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: PaulWinch again on July 01, 2014, 03:24:03 PM
Can't be worse than Culverhouse.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: saunders_heroes on July 01, 2014, 03:40:23 PM
Hopefully he'll bring a bit of steel into the dressing room.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Des Little on July 01, 2014, 03:45:59 PM
Let's hope some of the players are told a few home truths
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Toronto Villa on July 01, 2014, 03:46:39 PM
Hopefully he'll bring a bit of steel into the dressing room.

He won't have an issue calling people out and holding them accountable I imagine. It will be only as effective as the visible results of those actions.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Ads on July 01, 2014, 03:54:35 PM
If Clint Eastwood ever wants to direct another western, then Keane needs to be cast. There cannot be a man alive with a more evil 1000 yard stare.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Holte Sweet on July 01, 2014, 03:57:10 PM
If the staff around Bodymoor Heath were upset by Culverhouse and co wait until this clown arrives. I worked for a company that had dealings with Keane. He is utterly obnoxious.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: usav on July 01, 2014, 04:03:38 PM
I worked for a company that had dealings with Keane. He is utterly obnoxious.

That is hardly a newsflash.  We can live with that if he gets the players motivated.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: IAmTheOneIanOlney on July 01, 2014, 04:17:51 PM
I worked for a company that had dealings with Keane. He is utterly obnoxious.

That is hardly a newsflash.  We can live with that if he gets the players motivated.

One player who may particularly benefit is Delph - already combative, driven, energetic and skilful, so if he's taught how to direct and dictate from midfield, he would arguably  have the lot.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: ciggiesnbeer on July 01, 2014, 04:32:25 PM
Welcome Roy!

Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: brian green on July 01, 2014, 04:40:41 PM
We know he is obnoxious. We need to be obnoxious winners not nice losers.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Ger Regan on July 01, 2014, 04:48:05 PM
If the staff around Bodymoor Heath were upset by Culverhouse and co wait until this clown arrives. I worked for a company that had dealings with Keane. He is utterly obnoxious.
And I've heard the complete opposite about him, in terms of what he's done for charities etc away from the glare of the media. He's a complex character, for sure, but he's not the devil incarnate.

Karsa / culverhouse appear to have been arseholes because they could, most of keane's previous transgressions have been as a result of him holding people to an impossibly high standard rather than it being for the sake of it. If he has been able to address this in then past couple of years then hopefully it will work out.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Brend'Watkins on July 01, 2014, 04:51:01 PM
We know he is obnoxious. We need to be obnoxious winners not nice losers.

Yes, absolutely, x 100 in fact. 
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on July 01, 2014, 04:51:57 PM
Yes.  The difference between him and Culverhouse and Karsa is that most of the players will have heard and at least seen what Keane has done in the Premier League era.  Whereas Culverhouse was a mediocre player for Norwich in the 80's and Karsa had no more qualifications than being in the fortunate position of being the manager's brother in law.  If they were going around shouting and balling at me as a player, i would be pretty hacked off.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Toronto Villa on July 01, 2014, 04:53:48 PM
If the staff around Bodymoor Heath were upset by Culverhouse and co wait until this clown arrives. I worked for a company that had dealings with Keane. He is utterly obnoxious.
And I've heard the complete opposite about him, in terms of what he's done for charities etc away from the glare of the media. He's a complex character, for sure, but he's not the devil incarnate.

Karsa / culverhouse appear to have been arseholes because they could, most of keane's previous transgressions have been as a result of him holding people to an impossibly high standard rather than it being for the sake of it. If he has been able to address this in then past couple of years then hopefully it will work out.

if anything he's known to be the complete opposite of Karsa and Culverhouse to the everyday folk that work at the club. His beef has also been against those who show up to games without any concept of what it means. That was what his whole "Prawn sandwich" rant was about. Across his spectacular playing career he's done some bad things there is no doubt but there is no evidence to suggest he's that person to people outside of the game.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: supertom on July 01, 2014, 04:55:17 PM
Nutty Conspiracy theory alert...

What if Martin O Neill becomes like an unofficial director of football for us?
What if Keane asks O Neill for advice, and in turn passes on that wisdom to Lambert who gets a pants shittening stare directed at him and is too scared to refuse Keane.

Keep your eyes peeled people. If we suddenly switched to a four, four, fakking two, with Gabby partnering a big man and two pacy wingers, our two tallest centerhalves playing, Clark at left back, Vlaar at right back, and nowt but direct football, then we'll know it's true. Martin O Neill will be running the Villa again.

January 2015, 31st...11.59pm...Emile Heskey re-signs.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Gareth on July 01, 2014, 05:00:37 PM
I don't get the comparisons between Culverhouse/Karsa & Keane.

Bullying and a will to win are very different things - if they did bully people that is personal & nothing to do with performance, holding players to account for losing is very different and should be expected.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: curiousorange on July 01, 2014, 05:07:46 PM
Nutty Conspiracy theory alert...

What if Martin O Neill becomes like an unofficial director of football for us?
What if Keane asks O Neill for advice, and in turn passes on that wisdom to Lambert who gets a pants shittening stare directed at him and is too scared to refuse Keane.

Keep your eyes peeled people. If we suddenly switched to a four, four, fakking two, with Gabby partnering a big man and two pacy wingers, our two tallest centerhalves playing, Clark at left back, Vlaar at right back, and nowt but direct football, then we'll know it's true. Martin O Neill will be running the Villa again.

January 2015, 31st...11.59pm...Emile Heskey resigns.


I read that as 'Emile Heskey resigns from his job,' and I thought, "wonder why he'd do that?"
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Dante Lavelli on July 01, 2014, 05:08:09 PM
I don't get the comparisons between Culverhouse/Karsa & Keane.

Bullying and a will to win are very different things - if they did bully people that is personal & nothing to do with performance, holding players to account for losing is very different and should be expected.

Kinda, except Keane has been accused of bullying.  I think Fergie even wrote about it in his book.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: hilts_coolerking on July 01, 2014, 05:09:01 PM
I too am warming to us having him in the dugout. At least there will be a part of the pitch within evil eye range where the opposition will not get away with rolling us over with impunity. A distinct improvement on Lambert stands up, walks to the touchline, claps his hands and sits down again.
Quite.  Who knows how this will pan out but, at the very least, I expect there will be a lot less bullshit spoken about the team

ETA - By the club I mean; it'll be business as usual on here, happily.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Legion on July 01, 2014, 05:12:32 PM
[gritted teeth]Welcome to Villa Park.[/gritted teeth]
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: supertom on July 01, 2014, 05:16:40 PM
Nutty Conspiracy theory alert...

What if Martin O Neill becomes like an unofficial director of football for us?
What if Keane asks O Neill for advice, and in turn passes on that wisdom to Lambert who gets a pants shittening stare directed at him and is too scared to refuse Keane.

Keep your eyes peeled people. If we suddenly switched to a four, four, fakking two, with Gabby partnering a big man and two pacy wingers, our two tallest centerhalves playing, Clark at left back, Vlaar at right back, and nowt but direct football, then we'll know it's true. Martin O Neill will be running the Villa again.

January 2015, 31st...11.59pm...Emile Heskey resigns.


I read that as 'Emile Heskey resigns from his job,' and I thought, "wonder why he'd do that?"
To be fair Heskey probably resigned as a centerforward about 15 years ago.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Ger Regan on July 01, 2014, 05:16:43 PM
I don't get the comparisons between Culverhouse/Karsa & Keane.

Bullying and a will to win are very different things - if they did bully people that is personal & nothing to do with performance, holding players to account for losing is very different and should be expected.

Kinda, except Keane has been accused of bullying.  I think Fergie even wrote about it in his book.
I wouldn't accept anything that ferguson has to say at face value. He's self-serving and will do or say anything to advance his goals.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Toronto Villa on July 01, 2014, 05:25:30 PM
I don't get the comparisons between Culverhouse/Karsa & Keane.

Bullying and a will to win are very different things - if they did bully people that is personal & nothing to do with performance, holding players to account for losing is very different and should be expected.

Kinda, except Keane has been accused of bullying.  I think Fergie even wrote about it in his book.
I wouldn't accept anything that ferguson has to say at face value. He's self-serving and will do or say anything to advance his goals.

also bullying is very different to intimidation which is what Ferguson alluded to with Keane and some of the younger players at the club.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on July 01, 2014, 05:30:17 PM
Coming from Ferguson.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on July 01, 2014, 05:30:54 PM
Shudder.

http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/aston-villa-13-memorable-roy-7352786
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Drummond on July 01, 2014, 05:33:03 PM
We know he is obnoxious. We need to be obnoxious winners not nice losers.

Quite.

Though I'd rather be Nice Winners.

Being obnoxious losers would obviously be the worst option.....
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: brian green on July 01, 2014, 05:34:27 PM
If I were a young player I would be quite proud of being bullied by Keane. He us famous for it. C and K are just nobodies.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Toronto Villa on July 01, 2014, 05:40:55 PM
If I were a young player I would be quite proud of being bullied by Keane. He us famous for it. C and K are just nobodies.

"Just because you are paid £120,000-a-week and play well for 20 minutes against Tottenham, you think you are a superstar."
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: SamTheMouse on July 01, 2014, 05:42:32 PM
It's weird, in a 'Villa through the Looking Glass' kind of way. Personally I think the guy's acted in a pretty thuggish way in the past, and I doubt this is going to lead to a harmonious dressing room. The guy is nailed on to piss someone off seriously badly at some point. But he's one of us now, so I wish him all the best. Hopefully he will be able to tread the fine line between tough love and just being nasty.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Villafirst on July 01, 2014, 05:45:08 PM
Shudder.

http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/aston-villa-13-memorable-roy-7352786

Some great quotes there......hopefully our players will toughen up now! The beast will be even more scary for defences!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: supertom on July 01, 2014, 05:50:40 PM
However this transpires it's certainly going to be memorable I'd imagine.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: dave shelley on July 01, 2014, 05:56:43 PM
My admittedly limited experience of Roy Keane was sometime in the mid to late nineties when myself and a mate brought our u14's on a football trip to Manchester and Leeds.  The kids were 99% united fans so we took them to the Cliff training ground.  As with most training grounds, the public are kept well away from the players.

Keane was out with a long term injury at the time.  When training was over, many of the players got into their cars and went home, some stopping and signing a couple of autographs.  Not Keane, he limped down from the building and gave autographs to all our kids that wanted one and also anyone else.  Now, I don't pretend to know what his dealings with footballers is like but, what I witnessed was far from the behaviour of an obnoxious individual.  As for David May, tosser!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Breezeblock on July 01, 2014, 05:59:11 PM
Nope. I don't care what he can potentially bring to the table I do not want this cocksocket affiliated with Aston Villa in any way. I feel more angry about this appointment than I did about TSM.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on July 01, 2014, 05:59:40 PM
Quote
"Mick, you're a liar... you're a fucking wanker. I didn't rate you as a player, I don't rate you as a manager, and I don't rate you as a person. You're a fucking wanker and you can stick your World Cup up your arse. The only reason I have any dealings with you is that somehow you are the manager of my country! You can stick it up your bollocks.

That's straight talking.

I appreciate he can do that bit, it's what he can do in terms of making the players actually play something that looks like football that bothers me most. Fingers crossed.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: Jon Crofts on July 01, 2014, 06:05:53 PM
Shudder.

http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/aston-villa-13-memorable-roy-7352786

I don't see a lot wrong there apart from the Halaand tackle, it's about time some of our lot grew some bollocks.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager?
Post by: supertom on July 01, 2014, 06:06:22 PM
Quote
"Mick, you're a liar... you're a fucking wanker. I didn't rate you as a player, I don't rate you as a manager, and I don't rate you as a person. You're a fucking wanker and you can stick your World Cup up your arse. The only reason I have any dealings with you is that somehow you are the manager of my country! You can stick it up your bollocks.

That's straight talking.

I appreciate he can do that bit, it's what he can do in terms of making the players actually play something that looks like football that bothers me most. Fingers crossed.
I'm just hoping Lambert will be going some way to addressing that part himself with the right sort of players. We never really had any guile or nous in midfield to play a more modern type of game. Signing a player like Joe Cole suggests he's going to finally adopt a formation to incorporate the number 10. I'd hope we'll sign another option too, or make use of N'Zgobia too.

I'm not expecting tactical brilliance but I would hope we'll at least address the issue of having enough personnel who are able to trap, pass and run with the ball so that we'll naturally keep the ball more efficiently.
If Roy Keane can provide a bit of motivational thrust, even by dishing out a few well taken rollickings, then things will be (a bit) better.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Jimbo on July 01, 2014, 06:37:17 PM
I won't believe it until I see a picture of Keane outside Bodymoor Heath, ripping a Villa shirt in half.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Tuscans on July 01, 2014, 06:52:40 PM
Good luck Roy boy. I for one have always actually liked you, as a player and a pundit, a man's man who tells it like it is something that seems to be fading away and we all now have to pussy foot around football.

I think the real players at the club will and can only become better, if not technically then mentally. Look forward to rants and tantrums on the touchline next season.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: PaulWinch again on July 01, 2014, 06:55:10 PM
Welcome Roy, but that's the end of the side show now we need to sign some players of the required quality.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Deano's Mullet on July 01, 2014, 07:01:10 PM
I cant help but think that he will be our manager by the end of the season, to me its inevitable. Can you see him agreeing with some of Lambert's "tactics" and selections from last season? I think it puts extra pressure on Lambert - and whos to say the new owners - whomever they turn out to be - will want the staff they inherit? We are a complete mess and as of the moment I think we are nailed on for relegation this season, especially with only ten million to spend if the reports are true.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: paulcomben on July 01, 2014, 07:06:06 PM
Does Roy still have any friends at Old Trafford? Some of their unwanted players on loan might plug some gaps.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: villa `cross the mersey on July 01, 2014, 07:12:11 PM
I can only ask - Why?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: paul_e on July 01, 2014, 07:43:14 PM
Welcome Roy, but that's the end of the side show now we need to sign some players of the required quality.

I think another backroom appointment is more important than any players we might bring in.  We need someone on the training ground who will get us working as a team in attack and defence.  Defensively we get far too many players isolated and the other way too many players go missing or run away from the ball.  I avoid most of the slagging off of Weimann because he's one of the few players who makes himself available even when things aren't going well, he has a lot of problems but if the rest of the team had his will to be involved we'd be better straight away.

If Keane and someone else can bring that to us then we'll be a much better side next year even with the squad we have now.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: N'Rexy on July 01, 2014, 07:49:37 PM
There is often a fine line between genius and stupidity. We'll see which side of the line this falls in the coming months. It might be a masterstroke.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: nodge on July 01, 2014, 07:52:15 PM
"You can stick it up your bollocks" still makes me loff.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: brontebilly on July 01, 2014, 07:59:30 PM
Welcome Roy, but that's the end of the side show now we need to sign some players of the required quality.

The sideshow is only starting I'm afraid. Roy is a rent a quote clown of epic proportions.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: ChicagoLion on July 01, 2014, 08:25:35 PM
There is no way that Keane is going to play second fiddle to Lambert, it just aint happening.
So either there is more to this, or the relationship with Lambert will be short lived.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: AGRIPPA on July 01, 2014, 08:36:16 PM
Can't see it working, the only thing he is interested in is himself......a bloke who walks out on his country, a bloke who deliberately injures another player, a bloke who admits the last comment, a bloke who talks shite most of the time.....not for me thanks!!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Ger Regan on July 01, 2014, 08:46:36 PM
There is no way that Keane is going to play second fiddle to Lambert, it just aint happening.
So either there is more to this, or the relationship with Lambert will be short lived.
Nonsense. He's assistant in the irish job too.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: ChicagoLion on July 01, 2014, 08:58:47 PM
There is no way that Keane is going to play second fiddle to Lambert, it just aint happening.
So either there is more to this, or the relationship with Lambert will be short lived.
Nonsense. He's assistant in the irish job too.
Not Nonsense, Yes to the much older more experienced and successful beloved Martin
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Rancid custard on July 01, 2014, 09:07:48 PM
There's the Celtic connection too.

I hope he instills his work values onto the lads but leaves the thuggery at the door.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: johnboy on July 01, 2014, 09:09:49 PM
All I have to say is welcome to Villa Roy, I hope you can pass on some of your will to win to our lot.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: achilles on July 01, 2014, 09:20:05 PM
Oh dear!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Ger Regan on July 01, 2014, 09:27:35 PM
There is no way that Keane is going to play second fiddle to Lambert, it just aint happening.
So either there is more to this, or the relationship with Lambert will be short lived.
Nonsense. He's assistant in the irish job too.
Not Nonsense, Yes to the much older more experienced and successful beloved Martin
Successful in scotland is it? Or do you mean the league cups in england that keane undoubtedly would hold in such high esteem?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: silhillvilla on July 01, 2014, 09:36:57 PM
Roy, Welkomen .
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Gregorys Boy on July 01, 2014, 10:03:16 PM
Well who would have thought that this would prove our most high profile summer signing. 

Its going to be a fun ride thats for sure, I don't see it lasting long and think it will end in tears.  I don't see him taking over from Lambert in the long term, whoever the new owner proves to be will have their own ideas and if he is really friends with Lambert I don't know if Keane would feel right taking his job.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Steve67 on July 01, 2014, 10:29:18 PM
Welcome to the madhouse. I hope it works out for all concerned.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on July 01, 2014, 10:38:54 PM
Welcome to the worlds greatest football club Roy.
I know it doesn't seem that way at the moment, but don't worry we have these occasional periods of madness, we are Aston Villa after all.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: The Left Side on July 01, 2014, 11:30:38 PM
Its going to be interesting at BMH, welcome Roy.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: ChicagoLion on July 01, 2014, 11:54:17 PM
There is no way that Keane is going to play second fiddle to Lambert, it just aint happening.
So either there is more to this, or the relationship with Lambert will be short lived.
Nonsense. He's assistant in the irish job too.
Not Nonsense, Yes to the much older more experienced and successful beloved Martin
Successful in scotland is it? Or do you mean the league cups in england that keane undoubtedly would hold in such high esteem?
Against Lamberts what exactly?

If you are arguing that Lambert is more successful than MON then this debate is beyond me. :-* :-[
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: 17081974 on July 02, 2014, 04:53:34 AM
Not happy, got rid of 2 bullies to replace with a bigger bully. who's a twunt to boot... anyway he is where he should have been put years ago... a mad house.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: brian green on July 02, 2014, 06:58:20 AM
The club is in desperate need of a very loud wake up call. Roy Keane may be the man with the balls and the strength of character to give the club the kick up the backside it needs. Not just the players, they are by and large not good enough and that is not their fault, but the whole sense of drift, absenteeism, buck passing and doziness which has engulfed the club for the last four years must be blasted away. Villa Park is currently no place for nice guys and yes men.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: pbavfckuwait on July 02, 2014, 07:10:25 AM
Well as in the old photo dark room, lets see what develops, but also agree with what others have said, that maybe one more coach is required and this one should be picked for his proven technical coaching ability and tactical awareness, as sure as hell the two we have now PL and Keano are not known for that side of the game.
But if he can wipe the could not give a shit smile of Gabbys face, when he is going through his 6 months of doing nothing and more importantly give Lambert the balls to drop the protected few, it might just work, short term anyway.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: silhillvilla on July 02, 2014, 07:25:08 AM
The players must be thrilled and really buzzing for Monday now.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: martin o`who?? on July 02, 2014, 07:54:44 AM
Fantastic player, but grave doubts about his communication skills, has a history of flying off the handle, really cant see this being a step in the right direction from the Culverhouse/Kasra fiasco, sorry, i just cant.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: mr underhill on July 02, 2014, 09:12:47 AM
I like his dog.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: levico on July 02, 2014, 09:35:43 AM
I'm just baffled as to why he would be offered the job and baffled as to why he would accept it.

I'm sure it won't end well but I think it will be a brief spell of employment.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Big Dick Edwards on July 02, 2014, 09:36:01 AM
He was an exceptional player, without a doubt, but I've disliked him as a character ever since the arrogant way he publically humiliated his manager and let down the whole of Ireland when he went to a World Cup as captain of his country and had to be sent home in disgrace. I personally thought that was unforgivable but Ireland have since made him assistant manager so we can only hope that the good things Keane may bring to our club outweigh the bad.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Ads on July 02, 2014, 09:36:59 AM
What was the issue at the 2002 World Cup with Keane?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: RussellC on July 02, 2014, 09:39:15 AM
What was the issue at the 2002 World Cup with Keane?

I think it was initially with the poor training facilities that the Irish FA had arranged, but then became a very personal issue with Mick McCarthy, which had obviously been bubbling away under the surface.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Jon Crofts on July 02, 2014, 09:49:05 AM
What was the issue at the 2002 World Cup with Keane?

I think it was initially with the poor training facilities that the Irish FA had arranged, but then became a very personal issue with Mick McCarthy, which had obviously been bubbling away under the surface.

I can see his point and sympathise, being managed by Mick McCarthy would get on anyones tits.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on July 02, 2014, 09:52:15 AM
What was the issue at the 2002 World Cup with Keane?

I think it was initially with the poor training facilities that the Irish FA had arranged, but then became a very personal issue with Mick McCarthy, which had obviously been bubbling away under the surface.

The Irish FA had completely fucked things up and it didn't help that the players flew 2nd class whilst the FAI went in first. I guess he thought they might back down and sort things out with the training facilities etc. He gave an interview in the paper and McCarthy had a go at him for it in a team meeting and all hell broke loose.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Chris Jameson on July 02, 2014, 10:23:27 AM
What was the issue at the 2002 World Cup with Keane?

I think it was initially with the poor training facilities that the Irish FA had arranged, but then became a very personal issue with Mick McCarthy, which had obviously been bubbling away under the surface.

I can see his point and sympathise, being managed by Mick McCarthy would get on anyones tits.

I like McCarthy, he was due to be working for the BBC on the World Cup. Anybody going to Brazil for the BBC had to attend a one day safety aware course, if you didn't you had to sign a form explaining your reasons why. McCarthy simply wrote 'I'm from Barnsley'.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: paul_e on July 02, 2014, 10:27:30 AM
I'm just baffled as to why he would be offered the job and baffled as to why he would accept it.

I'm sure it won't end well but I think it will be a brief spell of employment.

I've pointed out before, there are plenty of reasons for him to accept, it's pretty much entirely risk free:

He keeps his existing job.
If it goes wrong he blames Lambert/the takeover.
If it goes well he gets most of the credit.

From the club point of view there's less but the key is that he's about the highest profile assistant we had any chance of getting, and that seems to have been the deciding factor.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Can Gana Be Bettered!?!? on July 02, 2014, 10:36:27 AM
People seem to have an issue with Keane being a bit moody. What's wrong with that? For years now the players have got away with murder. I get the impression MON wouldn't take any shit, and the team weren't too bad, so maybe he can do something similar?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: supertom on July 02, 2014, 10:41:20 AM
First day of training and Gabby shanks a sitter 20 yards over the bar. He turns and catches the gaze of Roy Keane who simply says in a quiet yet threatening tone, "I'll give you a 10 second head start." Gabby thinks quicker than he ever has and reacts accordingly...
(http://i1.birminghammail.co.uk/incoming/article174996.ece/alternates/s2197/gabriel-agbonlahor-41580078.jpg)
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Ger Regan on July 02, 2014, 10:50:53 AM
There is no way that Keane is going to play second fiddle to Lambert, it just aint happening.
So either there is more to this, or the relationship with Lambert will be short lived.
Nonsense. He's assistant in the irish job too.
Not Nonsense, Yes to the much older more experienced and successful beloved Martin
Successful in scotland is it? Or do you mean the league cups in england that keane undoubtedly would hold in such high esteem?
Against Lamberts what exactly?

If you are arguing that Lambert is more successful than MON then this debate is beyond me. :-* :-[
No, that's not what I'm suggesting. It's really rather simple, I don't see someone like Keane, who has won so much, being so in awe of o'neill, who won two league cups in England and a few trophies in Scotland that he'd be happy to play 'second fiddle' to him and not lambert. Neither managers' records are particularly stellar (compared to what he achieved as a player at least), so I fail to see why it's a runner for one, and not for the other.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: dicedlam on July 02, 2014, 10:53:17 AM
A player who played for Keane at Sunderland said on the Alan Brazil show this morning that he hardly ever took the training/coaching sessions.

Does anyone know if his job has been specifically stated as a coaching role?

Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: supertom on July 02, 2014, 11:04:11 AM
A player who played for Keane at Sunderland said on the Alan Brazil show this morning that he hardly ever took the training/coaching sessions.

Does anyone know if his job has been specifically stated as a coaching role?


Not many managers do tend to take coaching sessions these days it seems. I would imagine that Keane's main focus will be on training for this role. Though I don't think he'll be there all the time. I imagine he'll be flitting in and out of Villa.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: paul_e on July 02, 2014, 11:54:36 AM
A player who played for Keane at Sunderland said on the Alan Brazil show this morning that he hardly ever took the training/coaching sessions.

Does anyone know if his job has been specifically stated as a coaching role?


Not many managers do tend to take coaching sessions these days it seems. I would imagine that Keane's main focus will be on training for this role. Though I don't think he'll be there all the time. I imagine he'll be flitting in and out of Villa.

I agree, which is why I think another coach will be announced before long, I'll be pretty upset if that doesn't happen.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Gregorys Boy on July 02, 2014, 12:06:51 PM
There is no way that Keane is going to play second fiddle to Lambert, it just aint happening.
So either there is more to this, or the relationship with Lambert will be short lived.
Nonsense. He's assistant in the irish job too.
Not Nonsense, Yes to the much older more experienced and successful beloved Martin
Successful in scotland is it? Or do you mean the league cups in england that keane undoubtedly would hold in such high esteem?
Against Lamberts what exactly?

If you are arguing that Lambert is more successful than MON then this debate is beyond me. :-* :-[
No, that's not what I'm suggesting. It's really rather simple, I don't see someone like Keane, who has won so much, being so in awe of o'neill, who won two league cups in England and a few trophies in Scotland that he'd be happy to play 'second fiddle' to him and not lambert. Neither managers' records are particularly stellar (compared to what he achieved as a player at least), so I fail to see why it's a runner for one, and not for the other.

But being a sucessful player is not the same as doing it as a manager.  So far Keane has done very little as manager and given his spell at Ipswich and how things ended at Sunderland he could do with learning a bit more.  I think he has an ideal tutor in MON who does have a lot of experience and has done extremely well most places he has worked.  With Lambert I can see more of a problem, but then getting those back to back promotions at Norwich on shoe string budget still trumps anything Keane has done.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Ger Regan on July 02, 2014, 12:53:36 PM
Which is a fair and reasonable point. It's a world away from the post I initially responded to.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: pauliewalnuts on July 02, 2014, 01:19:30 PM
This should be interesting:

https://twitter.com/AVFCOfficial/status/484308876477882368
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Ger Regan on July 02, 2014, 01:36:30 PM
This should be interesting:

https://twitter.com/AVFCOfficial/status/484308876477882368
This made me chuckle.

@AVFCOfficial where's Jack Woodwood? #Hiding #avfc
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Pat McMahon on July 02, 2014, 01:40:47 PM
If Keane can increase the level of professionalism, raise the never say die levels (currently in vogue with a lot of unfancied teams at this world cup) and help with the mental side of the game then that can be a big help to Lambert.

He does polarise people, as we see on here, and will probably eclipse Lambert in media interest. The easiest way to start a fight in the Blarney Stone in Shanghai is to start a discussion about Roy Keane after midnight. Loved and despised in equal measure.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: RussellC on July 02, 2014, 01:54:51 PM
This should be interesting:

https://twitter.com/AVFCOfficial/status/484308876477882368

Looks like they've taken Woodward out of the firing line anyway. The first sign of common sense at the club for quite some time!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: ChicagoLion on July 02, 2014, 03:10:49 PM
Which is a fair and reasonable point. It's a world away from the post I initially responded to.
OK Maybe Keane has learnt a little humility and wants to learn the trade properly rather than follow the course he has been on. If that is the case then good luck to him. I cant help feeling though that the personality traits he has displayed in the past wont come to the fore. I think at the end of the day he will have too strong a personality for Lambert.


I am quite looking forward to seeing him march to the edge of the pitch barking orders and pointing.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Ads on July 02, 2014, 03:14:16 PM
If people think Lambert is a delicate flower then they're mistaken.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: UK Redsox on July 02, 2014, 03:16:33 PM


I am quite looking forward to seeing him march to the edge of the pitch barking orders and pointing.

Peter Grant was a great pointer and shouter. Its just that none of the players ever appeared to look at him
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Ger Regan on July 02, 2014, 03:37:03 PM
Which is a fair and reasonable point. It's a world away from the post I initially responded to.
OK Maybe Keane has learnt a little humility and wants to learn the trade properly rather than follow the course he has been on. If that is the case then good luck to him. I cant help feeling though that the personality traits he has displayed in the past wont come to the fore. I think at the end of the day he will have too strong a personality for Lambert.


I am quite looking forward to seeing him march to the edge of the pitch barking orders and pointing.
I'm loathed to reference it as it's early days and results haven't been good, but there hasn't been a hint of any issues with him in a similar role with the Irish squad.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: GordonCowansisthegreatest on July 02, 2014, 04:07:32 PM
Clark says that he's been brilliant with the Irish squad!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: montague on July 02, 2014, 04:12:06 PM
That picture of him holding the shirt - wish that was 20 years ago!!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: IAmTheOneIanOlney on July 02, 2014, 04:50:10 PM
Says in the interview that it's going to be a massive job "over the next few years". Could be nothing, could be an indication that things are going to get worse before they get better.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: supertom on July 02, 2014, 06:02:30 PM
That picture of him holding the shirt - wish that was 20 years ago!!
I reckon he could still outpace Karim.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: ChicagoLion on July 02, 2014, 06:10:18 PM
Clark says that he's been brilliant with the Irish squad!
Like he would dare say anything else. ;)
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: GordonCowansisthegreatest on July 02, 2014, 07:04:21 PM
He could have kept his mouth shut though.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Jon Crofts on July 02, 2014, 07:30:28 PM
Can't help but laugh at some of the comments on the AVFC Official Facebook page re what Roy Keane will bring to Villa.

Winning mentality seems to be a common theme, I fear for some of our players who can't throw a ball to one another let alone kick it to each other, this may be a step too far.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: TopDeck113 on July 02, 2014, 07:32:05 PM
The club is in desperate need of a very loud wake up call. Roy Keane may be the man with the balls and the strength of character to give the club the kick up the backside it needs. Not just the players, they are by and large not good enough and that is not their fault, but the whole sense of drift, absenteeism, buck passing and doziness which has engulfed the club for the last four years must be blasted away. Villa Park is currently no place for nice guys and yes men.

After giving it some thought, that's my take on it.  We must currently be one of the favourites for relegation and in the absence of the takeover with mega-billions to throw around on World Cup stars, this at least has the potential shaking up the lethargy hanging over the club like a bad smell.  Of course it might all turn out to be a disastrous appointment, but if it does, I don't think we'll find ourselves in a worse position than we're currently on course for.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: MyDadIsBiggerThanYourDad on July 02, 2014, 07:35:00 PM
Go Kick ass Roy!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: greenwichvilla on July 02, 2014, 07:39:19 PM
In a way, isn't this just another attempt for Lerner to help get the club sold? Playing staff (and mangerial staff, essentially anyone on the payroll recognisable to the public) are seen as assets.

Keane is obviously a fairly big name and one that ultimately brings a higher profile to the club. With the extra media exposure this brings and a higher profile name on the bench, does this make the club easier to sell?

It could also make a new managerial appointment for any new owner easier as Keane is already 'in place'

I have a feeling Keane will be in charge of the first team sooner rather than later, in any case.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: ciggiesnbeer on July 02, 2014, 07:55:59 PM
Very good press conference I thought. No nonsense, had a straight answer for every question. Dismissed concerns about the club being up for sale.



Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Toronto Villa on July 02, 2014, 08:10:52 PM
He still looks hard as nails even with the beard.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Steve67 on July 02, 2014, 08:11:56 PM
Could be exactly what the club needs. He's ours now, so I support him.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: richard moore on July 02, 2014, 08:17:30 PM
The club is in desperate need of a very loud wake up call. Roy Keane may be the man with the balls and the strength of character to give the club the kick up the backside it needs. Not just the players, they are by and large not good enough and that is not their fault, but the whole sense of drift, absenteeism, buck passing and doziness which has engulfed the club for the last four years must be blasted away. Villa Park is currently no place for nice guys and yes men.

After giving it some thought, that's my take on it.  We must currently be one of the favourites for relegation and in the absence of the takeover with mega-billions to throw around on World Cup stars, this at least has the potential shaking up the lethargy hanging over the club like a bad smell.  Of course it might all turn out to be a disastrous appointment, but if it does, I don't think we'll find ourselves in a worse position than we're currently on course for.

You both sum up my thoughts on the matter perfectly. I've almost got to the stage where I just want something exciting to happen, even if it's exciting and bloody disastrous. Of course, I probably don't really mean that if pushed, but everything about the club has been so moribund and so boring that I almost crave anything that will spice things up!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Des Little on July 02, 2014, 08:28:51 PM


I am quite looking forward to seeing him march to the edge of the pitch barking orders and pointing.

Peter Grant was a great pointer and shouter. Its just that none of the players ever appeared to look at him

Grant was an imposter of the highest order.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: ozzjim on July 02, 2014, 09:39:39 PM
I have not a clue how he will go as assistant, but there are 2-3 things that make it a decent appointment.

1. For every failing he has, the man can grow quality beards, for which he should be given a chance.

2. If ever there were a time when the manager needed a number 2 that enforced discipline into a style of play it is at Villa park

3. As said above, he puts us in the news and makes us look bigger, which can't hurt takeover hopes.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: pauliewalnuts on July 02, 2014, 09:48:28 PM
1. For every failing he has, the man can grow quality beards, for which he should be given a chance.

As the wearer of a similar coloured, blackish greying beard, I have to say, that's a magnificent specimen he's sporting on the photos today.

Maximum respect.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: frankmosswasmyuncle on July 02, 2014, 09:55:34 PM
No idea what he will do, how or when, but as Newby says, he's ours now so I hope he becomes the best assistant there's ever been.
He still looks and talks mean and I hope he can instil a little steel into our teams, even if that's a bit of a predictable quality to land him with.
(Mr Lambert looks like he's been getting the pies down him - dietary consultant: Dr R Dunne?)
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Mortimer's Bear on July 02, 2014, 10:03:02 PM
Welcome to the club Roy.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: peter w on July 02, 2014, 10:14:42 PM
1. For every failing he has, the man can grow quality beards, for which he should be given a chance.

As the wearer of a similar coloured, blackish greying beard, I have to say, that's a magnificent specimen he's sporting on the photos today.

Maximum respect.

You have a beard? No, no, no. My mental picture of you won't accept a hirsute chin.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Californian Villain on July 02, 2014, 10:15:17 PM
Have to own up to having always had an admiration for Roy Keane. If he'd ever played for Villa, we'd have all loved him. I'll be well happy if the team can benefit while he rebuilds his reputation. If nothing else, it's an imaginative appointment from PL and it's not often that you can say that.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: peter w on July 02, 2014, 10:17:03 PM
I have to admit that I've always wanted him to do well as a manager because I too have always liked his footballing style.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: silhillvilla on July 02, 2014, 10:21:56 PM
If this exercise lasts longer than 6 months I will be amazed .
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: pauliewalnuts on July 02, 2014, 10:26:40 PM
1. For every failing he has, the man can grow quality beards, for which he should be given a chance.

As the wearer of a similar coloured, blackish greying beard, I have to say, that's a magnificent specimen he's sporting on the photos today.

Maximum respect.

You have a beard? No, no, no. My mental picture of you won't accept a hirsute chin.

I'm like Roy Keane.

Except with significantly less hair, more flab, taller and with a worse temper.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: pauliewalnuts on July 02, 2014, 10:26:54 PM
If this exercise lasts longer than 6 months I will be amazed .

Me too, but hey ho, he's hear now, here's hoping we're both wrong.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: silhillvilla on July 02, 2014, 10:29:43 PM
If this exercise lasts longer than 6 months I will be amazed .

Me too, but hey ho, he's hear now, here's hoping we're both wrong.
Seconded.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: ozzjim on July 02, 2014, 10:29:54 PM
1. For every failing he has, the man can grow quality beards, for which he should be given a chance.

As the wearer of a similar coloured, blackish greying beard, I have to say, that's a magnificent specimen he's sporting on the photos today.

Maximum respect.

You have a beard? No, no, no. My mental picture of you won't accept a hirsute chin.

I'm like Roy Keane.

Except with significantly less hair, more flab, taller and with a worse temper.

A good beard saves many indiscretions. I grow anything more than 2 days and it goes worryingly ginger. As I am not ginger haired, this perplexes me and has me going for the razor immediately. I would love a god beard, but will sadly never have a good un. The big wire like copper eyebrows that have been springing out in the last few months are very disconcerting.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Exeter 77 on July 02, 2014, 10:30:06 PM
Mrs Exeter saw a bit of Keane at the press conference and said the beard made him look like he'd been living ferrally on Bodymoor Heath for the last two months
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: pauliewalnuts on July 02, 2014, 10:31:17 PM
If this exercise lasts longer than 6 months I will be amazed .

Me too, but hey ho, he's hear now, here's hoping we're both wrong.
Seconded.


Can't believe I wrote "hear" now rather than "here".

*head / hanging / shame situation*
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: pauliewalnuts on July 02, 2014, 10:31:54 PM
1. For every failing he has, the man can grow quality beards, for which he should be given a chance.

As the wearer of a similar coloured, blackish greying beard, I have to say, that's a magnificent specimen he's sporting on the photos today.

Maximum respect.

You have a beard? No, no, no. My mental picture of you won't accept a hirsute chin.

I'm like Roy Keane.

Except with significantly less hair, more flab, taller and with a worse temper.

A good beard saves many indiscretions. I grow anything more than 2 days and it goes worryingly ginger. As I am not ginger haired, this perplexes me and has me going for the razor immediately. I would love a god beard, but will sadly never have a good un. The big wire like copper eyebrows that have been springing out in the last few months are very disconcerting.

Stick with it. As you get older, you'll pass through the ginger phase and go straight to grey.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: dave.woodhall on July 02, 2014, 10:32:53 PM
1. For every failing he has, the man can grow quality beards, for which he should be given a chance.

As the wearer of a similar coloured, blackish greying beard, I have to say, that's a magnificent specimen he's sporting on the photos today.

Maximum respect.

You have a beard? No, no, no. My mental picture of you won't accept a hirsute chin.

I'm like Roy Keane.

Except with significantly less hair, more flab, taller and with a worse temper.

A good beard saves many indiscretions. I grow anything more than 2 days and it goes worryingly ginger. As I am not ginger haired, this perplexes me and has me going for the razor immediately. I would love a god beard, but will sadly never have a good un. The big wire like copper eyebrows that have been springing out in the last few months are very disconcerting.

Sad, but true.

Stick with it. As you get older, you'll pass through the ginger phase and go straight to grey.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: claret and blue blood on July 02, 2014, 10:37:37 PM
Having watched his interview on AVTV I can only say what a pleasure that twat Woodwank was nowhere to be seen ! :-)
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: peter w on July 02, 2014, 10:41:45 PM
1. For every failing he has, the man can grow quality beards, for which he should be given a chance.

As the wearer of a similar coloured, blackish greying beard, I have to say, that's a magnificent specimen he's sporting on the photos today.

Maximum respect.

You have a beard? No, no, no. My mental picture of you won't accept a hirsute chin.

I'm like Roy Keane.

Except with significantly less hair, more flab, taller and with a worse temper.

Today is the day Father Christmas finally died.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Ian. on July 02, 2014, 10:46:10 PM
1. For every failing he has, the man can grow quality beards, for which he should be given a chance.

As the wearer of a similar coloured, blackish greying beard, I have to say, that's a magnificent specimen he's sporting on the photos today.

Maximum respect.

You have a beard? No, no, no. My mental picture of you won't accept a hirsute chin.

I'm like Roy Keane.

Except with significantly less hair, more flab, taller and with a worse temper.

A good beard saves many indiscretions. I grow anything more than 2 days and it goes worryingly ginger. As I am not ginger haired, this perplexes me and has me going for the razor immediately. I would love a god beard, but will sadly never have a good un. The big wire like copper eyebrows that have been springing out in the last few months are very disconcerting.

Sad, but true.

Stick with it. As you get older, you'll pass through the ginger phase and go straight to grey.
Sprouting out eyebrows, getting more bushy by the week, now thats just confirmed it you are very nearly over that hill, no turning back now.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: pauliewalnuts on July 02, 2014, 10:46:26 PM
1. For every failing he has, the man can grow quality beards, for which he should be given a chance.

As the wearer of a similar coloured, blackish greying beard, I have to say, that's a magnificent specimen he's sporting on the photos today.

Maximum respect.

You have a beard? No, no, no. My mental picture of you won't accept a hirsute chin.

I'm like Roy Keane.

Except with significantly less hair, more flab, taller and with a worse temper.

Today is the day Father Christmas finally died.

You killed him. Probably.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: London Villan on July 02, 2014, 11:08:43 PM
New manager in waiting... Can't see the link between TSM2 and roy? Werent team mates or international players... Not even in the same city. Who's choice was he?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: ciggiesnbeer on July 02, 2014, 11:09:11 PM
1. For every failing he has, the man can grow quality beards, for which he should be given a chance.

As the wearer of a similar coloured, blackish greying beard, I have to say, that's a magnificent specimen he's sporting on the photos today.

Maximum respect.

You have a beard? No, no, no. My mental picture of you won't accept a hirsute chin.

I'm like Roy Keane.

Except with significantly less hair, more flab, taller and with a worse temper.

A good beard saves many indiscretions. I grow anything more than 2 days and it goes worryingly ginger. As I am not ginger haired, this perplexes me and has me going for the razor immediately. I would love a god beard, but will sadly never have a good un. The big wire like copper eyebrows that have been springing out in the last few months are very disconcerting.

Sad, but true.

Stick with it. As you get older, you'll pass through the ginger phase and go straight to grey.
Sprouting out eyebrows, getting more bushy by the week, now thats just confirmed it you are very nearly over that hill, no turning back now.

After that your only real hair growth is in your nose.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: peter w on July 02, 2014, 11:11:21 PM
Ah the old nose hair syndrome. Seeing as hair grows in certain areas to protect the body what the feck is going to happen to me that needs this unsightly growth of spider legs dangling from my nose?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Holte Sweet on July 02, 2014, 11:11:39 PM
It will be the same as Tim Sherwood at Tottenham. He will be coming out with guff to the media and upsetting everyone on the playing staff.

Still some on here think going back to 19th Century football management style will be a good thing. Sam Allardyce next ?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: edgysatsuma89 on July 02, 2014, 11:12:06 PM
I'm ginger but my beard is jet black.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: ciggiesnbeer on July 02, 2014, 11:14:16 PM
 I was forced to by one of those nasal hair trimmer things as it was getting crazy. By curse of age or trimming the hairs are getting more and more wire like and rampant in growth as time goes by.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: pauliewalnuts on July 02, 2014, 11:36:58 PM
Still some on here think going back to 19th Century football management style will be a good thing. Sam Allardyce next ?

yeah, I totally reckon some on here really do think that's a good idea

This place is awash with people who really want us to regress to outmoded styles of football management. I've absolutely noticed that.

SHAME ON YOU ALL
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: E I Adio on July 03, 2014, 12:01:59 AM
1. For every failing he has, the man can grow quality beards, for which he should be given a chance.

As the wearer of a similar coloured, blackish greying beard, I have to say, that's a magnificent specimen he's sporting on the photos today.

Maximum respect.

You have a beard? No, no, no. My mental picture of you won't accept a hirsute chin.

I'm like Roy Keane.

Except with significantly less hair, more flab, taller and with a worse temper.

A good beard saves many indiscretions. I grow anything more than 2 days and it goes worryingly ginger. As I am not ginger haired, this perplexes me and has me going for the razor immediately. I would love a god beard, but will sadly never have a good un. The big wire like copper eyebrows that have been springing out in the last few months are very disconcerting.

Sad, but true.

Stick with it. As you get older, you'll pass through the ginger phase and go straight to grey.
Sprouting out eyebrows, getting more bushy by the week, now thats just confirmed it you are very nearly over that hill, no turning back now.

After that your only real hair growth is in your nose.

Nonsense.

There's always the ears.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: ciggiesnbeer on July 03, 2014, 08:02:02 AM

Nonsense.

There's always the ears.

Oh dear god no.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on July 03, 2014, 09:03:48 AM
There was a time when my barber used to ask me if I wanted "something for the weekend" after he'd done my hair. Now he just asks if I want my nose and eyebrows doing. And he wonders why he gets no tip anymore

Anyway, Roy Keane
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: dave shelley on July 03, 2014, 12:47:27 PM
As I've said before, you know that you're getting old when there's more hair coming out of your nose and ears than you have on your head.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: mr underhill on July 03, 2014, 12:52:47 PM
the real problem comes when the collar and cuffs don't match.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: john e on July 03, 2014, 01:01:33 PM
iv'e got no idea how this will turn out, its a bit of a surprise appointment to be fair

but just the fact that he wants to join us in the situation we are in is a positive one for us,
he will make things around VP more interesting no doubt, for good or bad

his record as a manager is not great, but he will be assistant coach so we will have to see if he can improve things, I really don't know

at least we wont have the Man Utd love in from him, he really is his own man, and he don't give a shit who he upsets,
 I loved him when he said Nani should have gone in that champs league game and upset all the Man utd fans, that was pure Roy Keene at his best

I still have a problem with his premeditaded attack on another player, I view it as worse than what Suarez did, as he actually went out to cause injury to another player, rather than a reaction,

 and I felt at the time he should have been thrown out of the game for that

so I understand where people like Monty are coming from, and do feel a bit dirty for actually feeling quite good about his appointment,
 if only because it breaks up the moribund boredom that's set in at Villa Park over the last few years
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Chris Stares on July 03, 2014, 01:15:41 PM
Sums up my feelings perfectly, John.

iv'e got no idea how this will turn out, its a bit of a surprise appointment to be fair

but just the fact that he wants to join us in the situation we are in is a positive one for us,
he will make things around VP more interesting no doubt, for good or bad

his record as a manager is not great, but he will be assistant coach so we will have to see if he can improve things, I really don't know

at least we wont have the Man Utd love in from him, he really is his own man, and he don't give a shit who he upsets,
 I loved him when he said Nani should have gone in that champs league game and upset all the Man utd fans, that was pure Roy Keene at his best

I still have a problem with his premeditaded attack on another player, I view it as worse than what Suarez did, as he actually went out to cause injury to another player, rather than a reaction,

 and I felt at the time he should have been thrown out of the game for that

so I understand where people like Monty are coming from, and do feel a bit dirty for actually feeling quite good about his appointment,
 if only because it breaks up the moribund boredom that's set in at Villa Park over the last few years
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Ads on July 03, 2014, 02:06:38 PM
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Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Legion on July 03, 2014, 02:08:27 PM
Excellent poll options, whoever did that.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Lucky Eddie on July 03, 2014, 02:15:42 PM
Having been against this appointment from the outset I have to admit that I've changed my mind.

Welcome Roy, I'm looking forward to your honesty. Something tells me that it's not just the players that are going to hear some home truths.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Toronto Villa on July 03, 2014, 02:16:37 PM
(http://giant.gfycat.com/HotAncientAmericanalligator.gif)

So what did the reporter say?

"Good morning Roy"
Think bubble for Roy "is it now? How about you go fuck yourself"
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: supertom on July 03, 2014, 03:40:02 PM
Loving Keanes reaction there. Ha ha. I imagine it left the cameraman in need of a change of underwear.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: eamonn on July 03, 2014, 06:28:41 PM
When is that clip from?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: hilts_coolerking on July 03, 2014, 06:32:23 PM
I really wonder about people who go through life being aggressive, confrontational, surly and utterly disinterested in other people's feelings.  It can't make them happy, surely?

I also wonder what his dog is called: Tyson, Genghis, Attila, Vlad.  or Muscat.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: darren woolley on July 03, 2014, 06:50:38 PM
I'm looking forward to him being in the dugout he will bring passion and experience so that's got to be a good thing.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: peter w on July 03, 2014, 09:48:05 PM
(http://giant.gfycat.com/HotAncientAmericanalligator.gif)

That really is a classic. 'What?' 'Oh for fuck sake' moments.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: MyDadIsBiggerThanYourDad on July 03, 2014, 10:15:41 PM
Those hecklers behind the dug out are going to be brickin' it this season.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: London Villan on July 03, 2014, 10:18:35 PM
Those hecklers behind the dug out are going to be brickin' it this season.

I'm sure there will be a few brave souls that will try and get a smile out of him...
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: silhillvilla on July 03, 2014, 10:26:34 PM
Those hecklers behind the dug out are going to be brickin' it this season.
Ha ha yeah, the old daily mail brigade will be sat on their hands all season.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Tony Erdington on July 03, 2014, 10:33:07 PM
im thrilled with the appointment. Keano has an opinion and some of our stars are going to get their feathers ruffled.

we are in for some interesting times.

Great appointment.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: JD on July 04, 2014, 10:17:50 AM
iv'e got no idea how this will turn out, its a bit of a surprise appointment to be fair

but just the fact that he wants to join us in the situation we are in is a positive one for us,
he will make things around VP more interesting no doubt, for good or bad

his record as a manager is not great, but he will be assistant coach so we will have to see if he can improve things, I really don't know

at least we wont have the Man Utd love in from him, he really is his own man, and he don't give a shit who he upsets,
 I loved him when he said Nani should have gone in that champs league game and upset all the Man utd fans, that was pure Roy Keene at his best

I still have a problem with his premeditaded attack on another player, I view it as worse than what Suarez did, as he actually went out to cause injury to another player, rather than a reaction,

 and I felt at the time he should have been thrown out of the game for that

so I understand where people like Monty are coming from, and do feel a bit dirty for actually feeling quite good about his appointment,
 if only because it breaks up the moribund boredom that's set in at Villa Park over the last few years

Great post John e and exactly how I feel about this appointment.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Villa in Denmark on July 04, 2014, 10:45:25 AM
1. For every failing he has, the man can grow quality beards, for which he should be given a chance.

As the wearer of a similar coloured, blackish greying beard, I have to say, that's a magnificent specimen he's sporting on the photos today.

Maximum respect.

You have a beard? No, no, no. My mental picture of you won't accept a hirsute chin.
moo

I'm like Roy Keane.

Except with significantly less hair, more flab, taller and with a worse temper.

Bloody Hell Paulie, are you really Mr. Ripley?

First you clone my wife and now you're turning into my doppelganger.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: JUAN PABLO on July 04, 2014, 11:13:35 AM
I wasn't keane , but he's villa now , so he has my support .  Lets hope he gives those lacklustre performances from most of the players a good bollocking at times.

I dont know how this will pan out but Ive been so bored with Villa recently so this should make it at least interesting.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Gareth on July 04, 2014, 11:56:53 AM
Have they announced what the rest of the staff will be? I'd presume there's another first team coach to be 'good cop'

Nothing seems to be said of Sid's role? Would he be lined up to replace Bryan Jones as Academy Director? Or carry on as 1st team coach...?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Ads on July 04, 2014, 11:58:18 AM
Lambert, Keane, Sid and Marshall I would assume.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: bobdylan on July 04, 2014, 12:03:07 PM
What about Given and Petrov, do you think they will get roles?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Dr Butler on July 04, 2014, 12:04:26 PM
Lambert, Keane, Sid and Marshall I would assume.

Shay ?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: dave shelley on July 04, 2014, 12:22:14 PM
Blue Eyesh
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Witton Warrior on July 04, 2014, 12:43:04 PM
Shurely shum mishtake?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Ger Regan on July 04, 2014, 12:49:35 PM
What about Given and Petrov, do you think they will get roles?
Given likely, but I wouldn't be rushing stan back unless he's fully convinced he's ready.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: rob_bridge on July 04, 2014, 12:56:53 PM
So please enlighten me someone who is actually doing the technical and tactical coaching of the first team. It appears we have 2 'managers' an experienced youth coach and a couple of retired/about to retire players.

I see a gap. And I am concerned
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: godzvilla on July 05, 2014, 11:49:19 AM
Have they announced what the rest of the staff will be? I'd presume there's another first team coach to be 'good cop'

Nothing seems to be said of Sid's role? Would he be lined up to replace Bryan Jones as Academy Director? Or carry on as 1st team coach...?

According to the Daily Heil  "Roy Keane has arrived this week to begin his role as No 2 but Lambert is still on the lookout for another coach after the dismissals of Ian Culverhouse and Gary Karsa.

Shay Given and Gordon Cowans stepped in last season when the pair were suspended but will return to their prior positions. Given wishes to challenge for the goalkeeping spot.

Lambert said: ‘Shay wants to continue playing and I respect that. He will come back in for pre-season and fight with Brad Guzan to get in the side. Gordon, I'll speak to as well.’

So please enlighten me someone who is actually doing the technical and tactical coaching of the first team. It appears we have 2 'managers' an experienced youth coach and a couple of retired/about to retire players.

I see a gap. And I am concerned

This quote from he who ´speaks in Tongues´ , P.L ( via the Daily Heil ) is tad nebulous but it does appear we are on the lookout for a New Coach , although I can,t believe that he does not have someone lined up this close to the Season start nor that he not " spoken " to Gordon Cowans  thus far ...................Godzvilla!

"Roy Keane has arrived this week to begin his role as No 2 but Lambert is still on the lookout for another coach after the dismissals of Ian Culverhouse and Gary Karsa.

Shay Given and Gordon Cowans stepped in last season when the pair were suspended but will return to their prior positions. Given wishes to challenge for the goalkeeping spot.

Lambert said: ‘Shay wants to continue playing and I respect that. He will come back in for pre-season and fight with Brad Guzan to get in the side. Gordon, I'll speak to as well."


Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: paulcomben on July 05, 2014, 11:52:38 AM
Does that mean Jed has been given a bum Steer?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: supertom on July 05, 2014, 12:20:20 PM
Does that mean Jed has been given a bum Steer?
Jed should be sent out on loan. Given's got 1-2 good years left in him at this level and I'd be happy to keep him to cover Brad.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: godzvilla on July 05, 2014, 12:23:54 PM
Does that mean Jed has been given a bum Steer?
Not really , he ,ll have to be roped in with all the Keepers on our Books , Saddle up with these Chaps and fight for his place , we,ll see who gets the back up spot when the dust settles . ..... Happy Trails......Godzvilla !
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Legion on July 05, 2014, 02:30:57 PM
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Monty on July 05, 2014, 02:42:21 PM


Exactly this. There's a difference between a no-nonsense tough guy, whom you can love because he's your tough guy, and an out-and-out thug who uses violence spitefully and vengefully for no reason other than his own narcissistic lunacy.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: hilts_coolerking on July 05, 2014, 03:49:11 PM
Exactly this. There's a difference between a no-nonsense tough guy, whom you can love because he's your tough guy, and an out-and-out thug who uses violence spitefully and vengefully for no reason other than his own narcissistic lunacy.
I don't disagree with you but it's worth pointing out that the attack on Haaland had some context to it, a context which didn't reflect particularly well on Haaland either.  That's not to excuse what Keane did in retaliation of course.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: AV82EC on July 05, 2014, 04:23:45 PM
Exactly this. There's a difference between a no-nonsense tough guy, whom you can love because he's your tough guy, and an out-and-out thug who uses violence spitefully and vengefully for no reason other than his own narcissistic lunacy.
I don't disagree with you but it's worth pointing out that the attack on Haaland had some context to it, a context which didn't reflect particularly well on Haaland either.  That's not to excuse what Keane did in retaliation of course.

Exactly when Keane did his cruciate in a game against Leeds whilst lying on the floor Haaland shouted something in his ear from recollection.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: hilts_coolerking on July 05, 2014, 04:37:06 PM
Exactly when Keane did his cruciate in a game against Leeds whilst lying on the floor Haaland shouted something in his ear from recollection.
Yep he reckoned Keane was feigning the injury.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Damo70 on July 05, 2014, 04:41:42 PM
I read Roy Keane's autobiography a while back and I seem to recall he wrote about two specific revenge missions. One against a player who accused him of cheating/acting when he was actually badly hurt and one against an opponent who had gloated about him being injured. I can't remember the second player and I can't remember which of the two incidents concerned Haaland, but it was one or the other.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Monty on July 05, 2014, 08:17:41 PM
He thought Keane was feigning injury and was wrong about that, badly wrong, and Keane would be right to feel aggrieved about that. However, nurturing a grudge and a desire for vengeance for so many years, and exacting it with such savagery, over something someone said to you? And still being proud of it a decade and a half later? It's not just that a good man wouldn't do this - it's that a sane man wouldn't.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: adrenachrome on July 05, 2014, 08:41:33 PM
He thought Keane was feigning injury and was wrong about that, badly wrong, and Keane would be right to feel aggrieved about that. However, nurturing a grudge and a desire for vengeance for so many years, and exacting it with such savagery, over something someone said to you? And still being proud of it a decade and a half later? It's not just that a good man wouldn't do this - it's that a sane man wouldn't.

Reminds me of Jack Charlton's black book.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Villa in Denmark on July 05, 2014, 09:41:14 PM
Exactly this. There's a difference between a no-nonsense tough guy, whom you can love because he's your tough guy, and an out-and-out thug who uses violence spitefully and vengefully for no reason other than his own narcissistic lunacy.
I don't disagree with you but it's worth pointing out that the attack on Haaland had some context to it, a context which didn't reflect particularly well on Haaland either.  That's not to excuse what Keane did in retaliation of course.

Exactly when Keane did his cruciate in a game against Leeds whilst lying on the floor Haaland shouted something in his ear from recollection.
And whatever the background that's no excuse or justifiable provocation for deliberately setting out to injure someone.

If he'd reacted at the point of the verbals by chinning Haaland I'd still have thought he was a twat, but been somewhat understanding.
And yes I know he'd done his cruciate and couldn't get up to chin Haaland.

How long afterwards  did he get his totally disproporionate "revenge"?

All smacks of the overgrown playground culture that revolves around demanded respect that ends with those poetic words "are you dissin' me"
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: silhillvilla on July 05, 2014, 09:44:06 PM
It will end in tears. But it should be entertaining.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Villa in Denmark on July 05, 2014, 10:06:00 PM
It will end in tears. But it should be entertaining.

The kind of shit I fear comes with this deal is only entertaining when happening at the sty or in Greater Smethwick
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: mr underhill on July 06, 2014, 11:35:45 AM
i think you are right. It won't be a baked one type of shit, it will end with the wild shites ; the type you get after a bad lemonade at The Feathers.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: DeKuip on July 06, 2014, 12:23:35 PM
Two or three decent performances early on and the Holte End will be chanting "Roy Keane's Claret & Blue army" and "Keano give us a wave".
It won't take much to get us playing better than we finished last season and Keane will get all the credit for that.
It's a no lose situation for him as it will be Lambert & Lerner getting the stick if things go badly.
But I've got a good feeling about the coming season and this time next year we'll be begging our new owners not to replace the highly popular dynamic duo with some fancy dan World Cup winning foreign super coaching team.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: mr underhill on July 06, 2014, 12:32:40 PM
admire that hugely but I still get a feeling that marrying Roy and Lambert together is akin to successfully shitting through the eye of a needle.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: N'ZMAV on July 06, 2014, 12:41:28 PM
It will end in tears. But it should be entertaining.
this 
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: johnc on July 06, 2014, 01:29:47 PM
https://soundcloud.com/secondcaptains-it-com/second-captains-world-cup-0307-brazil-shrink-messi-move-roy-keane
It will end in tears. But it should be entertaining.
this 
The above oodcast sees it all ending in Keane as Lamberts successor. Last 10 mins or so. Quite a good podcast overall albeit a few days out of date
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: berneboy on July 06, 2014, 02:09:30 PM
Wiki - wotsit says this: 'Håland is often remembered for his feud with Roy Keane, whom he claimed wouldn't dare look him in the eye, adding "I really dislike United and I can't stand their players". He also caused controversy by posing in front of offensive anti-United graffiti.[3]
In September 1997, when Manchester United were losing 1–0 to Håland's Leeds United at Elland Road, Keane injured his anterior cruciate ligament trying to foul Håland. As Keane lay prone on the ground, Håland criticised Keane for an attempted foul and suggested that he was feigning injury to avoid punishment.[4] Keane was booked as he was stretchered off the field and was out of action for nearly a year afterwards.
In April 2001, Keane fouled Håland on his right knee, for which he was sent off. Of the incident, Håland said "I'm only glad my leg was off the ground, otherwise he would have done me a lot of damage", although some reports doubted whether it was even the worst tackle of the games played that day.[5] Initially, Keane was simply fined £5,000 and received a three-match ban. However, his biography admitted that it was an act of vengeance over Håland for the criticism he received three and a half years previously (although Keane claimed this was inaccurate paraphrasing from his ghost-writer).[6] After this revelation, Keane found himself subject to an FA inquiry and received an additional five game ban, and £150,000 fine.[7] Håland professes no lasting bitterness towards Keane, hoping only that Keane is different now so that he can provide a better example to young people and the players he manages.[8]'
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: hilts_coolerking on July 06, 2014, 02:21:25 PM
He thought Keane was feigning injury and was wrong about that, badly wrong, and Keane would be right to feel aggrieved about that. However, nurturing a grudge and a desire for vengeance for so many years, and exacting it with such savagery, over something someone said to you? And still being proud of it a decade and a half later? It's not just that a good man wouldn't do this - it's that a sane man wouldn't.
I think it's an overreaction to conclude that Roy Keane is insane.  Not a nice man, without doubt, but I think we're in danger of getting too precious here.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Monty on July 06, 2014, 02:51:50 PM
Hilts, if you're trying to claim that Keane's behaviour and repeated self-justifications in this instance lie anywhere other than outside the world of the mentally sound then, I have to say, I don't believe you. If you or I knew someone who bore grudges over trivial misunderstandings like this, or who still considered that insults to them deserved violent retribution years after the fact, and who continued to be proud of doing so a decade later, we would want them to get help.

Preciousness hardly enters into it - in fact, it's Keane's preciousness which leads to him bearing grudges like some tenth-rate mob boss. That autobiography is like the Watergate tapes with the mental cogency removed.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Damo70 on July 06, 2014, 02:52:55 PM
He thought Keane was feigning injury and was wrong about that, badly wrong, and Keane would be right to feel aggrieved about that. However, nurturing a grudge and a desire for vengeance for so many years, and exacting it with such savagery, over something someone said to you? And still being proud of it a decade and a half later? It's not just that a good man wouldn't do this - it's that a sane man wouldn't.

Reminds me of Jack Charlton's black book.

That would make for an interesting read. Not as interesting as George Best's though.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: hilts_coolerking on July 06, 2014, 03:05:58 PM
Hilts, if you're trying to claim that Keane's behaviour and repeated self-justifications in this instance lie anywhere other than outside the of the  mentally sound then, I have to say, I don't believe you. If you or I knew someone who bore grudges over trivial misunderstandings like this, or who still considered that insults to them deserved violent retribution years after the fact, and who continued to be proud of doing so a decade later, we would want them to get help.

Preciousness hardly enters into it - in fact, it's Keane's preciousness which leads to him bearing grudges like some tenth-rate mob boss. That autobiography is like the Watergate tapes with the mental cogency removed.
As I say, I think it's an overreaction.  We'll have to agree to disagree on this one.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Monty on July 06, 2014, 03:08:00 PM
Fair enough. I don't say we're about to see him in a newspaper with the caption '...before turning the gun on himself' or anything, that would be an overreaction - he just seems unsound to me. But fair enough, we'll have to disagree.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: mr underhill on July 06, 2014, 04:02:39 PM
he might well want to  blow his brains out after he's seen us train/play, though.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: dave.woodhall on July 06, 2014, 04:11:53 PM
I wonder what people would think had he played twenty or thirty years earlier, with the likes of Nobby Stiles and Billy Bremner. Chances are they'd laugh and say the game needs more characters like that now.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Diablo on July 06, 2014, 04:21:48 PM
Not much I'd disagree with here...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/england/10948389/England-manager-Roy-Hodgsons-gamble-on-overrated-youth-at-the-World-Cup-backfired-badly-says-Roy-Keane.html

Also explains why he ditched the television punditry (as he thinks he could be potentially compromised with players he is working with).
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: pauliewalnuts on July 06, 2014, 04:34:51 PM
Re that Keane article, it he thinks England relied on too many young inexperienced players who aren't good enough, he's going to get a feeling of deja vu when he starts work with us tomorrow.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Merv on July 06, 2014, 04:49:55 PM
Keane 's tackle on Haaland was horrendous - vindictive and borne of malice. But has he really been bragging about it a decade and a half on, as in now? Back to the original incident, when Haaland was at Leeds - wasn't really just a misunderstanding. Haaland was taunting Keane as he lay on the turf with a ruptured cruciate ligament. Bad blood between the pair.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Fasth56 on July 06, 2014, 07:20:34 PM
I wonder what people would think had he played twenty or thirty years earlier, with the likes of Nobby Stiles and Billy Bremner. Chances are they'd laugh and say the game needs more characters like that now.

It wasn't just Bremner for Leeds though it was all eleven of them even Clarke could dish it out. In an article I read at the time Leeds were getting beat by Crystal Palace and at half time as they were going off Hunter threatened to break the legs of the opposing centre forward.
It was the norm at that time though, every team had some one who would commit a tackle akin to attempted murder, Smith at Liverpool, Harris at Chelsea, Storey at Arsenal, Stiles at Manu to name a few. The likes of Keane and the reputed "hardman" Vinnie Jones wouldn't have lived with these guys.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: dave.woodhall on July 06, 2014, 07:28:28 PM
I wonder what people would think had he played twenty or thirty years earlier, with the likes of Nobby Stiles and Billy Bremner. Chances are they'd laugh and say the game needs more characters like that now.

It wasn't just Bremner for Leeds though it was all eleven of them even Clarke could dish it out. In an article I read at the time Leeds were getting beat by Crystal Palace and at half time as they were going off Hunter threatened to break the legs of the opposing centre forward.
It was the norm at that time though, every team had some one who would commit a tackle akin to attempted murder, Smith at Liverpool, Harris at Chelsea, Storey at Arsenal, Stiles at Manu to name a few. The likes of Keane and the reputed "hardman" Vinnie Jones wouldn't have lived with these guys.

Which proves my point.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Tokyo Sexwhale on July 06, 2014, 08:01:52 PM
I'd imagine the likes of Keane and even Vinnie Jones could have lived with those guys, as they are/were a hell of a lot fitter.  What's changed is that FIFA/UEFA/FA no longer allow GBH on the pitch without a sending off and a long ban.

Most of those 60s/70s hardmen wouldn't be able to live with the game as it is now.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: peter w on July 06, 2014, 09:05:48 PM
I never get the 'they wouldn't have lived the real hard men of yesteryear' line. These people acted with impunity and were just kicking people. Wow, real hard men. And some times punched them too. Wow. It's them they wouldn't be able to survive today where players are protected and athleticism and professionalism are rewarded rather than thuggish chancers.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Ron Manager on July 06, 2014, 09:14:06 PM
Yes they would. The fact is players with that reputation such as Bremner,Giles and Hunter had the skills required. If they were playing now they would be fitter and would fit in with any top side. Especially Bremner and Giles. Vinnie Jones did not have more than basic skills but he could have played in the Championship where they like that type of footballer.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: QBVILLA on July 07, 2014, 11:49:32 AM
I saw an interview with Ron 'Chopper' Harris a while back and he said that without doubt Andy Lochead was the hardest bloke he'd ever encountered on a football pitch. Keane had his moments  but in my opinion he was a fierce competitor rather than a dirty player. As a kid playing football it was drummed into me never to let your opponent know you've been hurt. Nowadays it is accepted as the norm for players to roll around like they are dying. For me Keane was a honest player who played right on the edge of the rules. I thought he was superb and would have loved to see him in a Villa shirt.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Big Dick Edwards on July 07, 2014, 12:52:20 PM
For me Keane was a honest player who played right on the edge of the rules.

A view not necessarily shared by Haaland, the Man City player Keane admitted deliberately seriously harming.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Monty on July 07, 2014, 03:35:47 PM
The problem with Keane is that the same thing which made him the player he was may also have been what drove him to such explosive acts of brutality from time to time. While I know I'm against the consensus on here (I think his technical deficiencies would have been shown up in, say, today's Premier League), there's no denying he had that intangible authority on the field, and sometimes that sort of atavistic drive also shows up sometimes in his savage lapses of decency, resulting in those disciplinary issues. You can't have the player without the problems.

He wouldn't be the only one - Rooney doesn't get sent off much any more, but he seems to have lost that tumultuous force which caused things like that volley against Newcastle. That is the goal of a furious man. Nor would it be restricted to 'Home Nations' players - Balotelli seems like a more adjusted person, but the bursts of idiocy came in equal doses with the bursts of genius, and now one seems to have declined with the other.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: not3bad on July 07, 2014, 03:42:15 PM
That's got to be the most difficult poll I've seen in H & V!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Toronto Villa on July 07, 2014, 04:03:37 PM
The problem with Keane is that the same thing which made him the player he was may also have been what drove him to such explosive acts of brutality from time to time. While I know I'm against the consensus on here (I think his technical deficiencies would have been shown up in, say, today's Premier League), there's no denying he had that intangible authority on the field, and sometimes that sort of atavistic drive also shows up sometimes in his savage lapses of decency, resulting in those disciplinary issues. You can't have the player without the problems.

He wouldn't be the only one - Rooney doesn't get sent off much any more, but he seems to have lost that tumultuous force which caused things like that volley against Newcastle. That is the goal of a furious man. Nor would it be restricted to 'Home Nations' players - Balotelli seems like a more adjusted person, but the bursts of idiocy came in equal doses with the bursts of genius, and now one seems to have declined with the other.

Would McEnroe have been the genius that he was without having the occasional meltdown? Even a nice Tiger Woods is just boring. You want to see that fire and anger that sets them apart. I think some of them need it as part of who they are and are much less without it. Let's hope now that Keane is coach he can channel it better and I think he has alluded to it in recent interviews.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: adrenachrome on July 07, 2014, 07:43:35 PM
Brum Mail (http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/pictures-aston-villa-return-pre-season-7385578)


(http://i1.birminghammail.co.uk/incoming/article7385684.ece/alternates/s2197/JS41238307.jpg)
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: ChicagoLion on July 07, 2014, 07:48:38 PM
Brum Mail (http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/pictures-aston-villa-return-pre-season-7385578)


(http://i1.birminghammail.co.uk/incoming/article7385684.ece/alternates/s2197/JS41238307.jpg)
Is he posing for the next Irish spot the ball competition?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Jon Crofts on July 07, 2014, 08:00:55 PM
(http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/7682/j5cv0.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/823/j5cv0.jpg/)

'You see that wheelie bin over there, that's your house that is'
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: supertom on July 07, 2014, 08:05:12 PM
Brum Mail (http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/pictures-aston-villa-return-pre-season-7385578)


(http://i1.birminghammail.co.uk/incoming/article7385684.ece/alternates/s2197/JS41238307.jpg)

"Listen up ye feckers! This is how you trap a football."
Keane then tossed the ball over to Nathan Baker only to see it rocket off Nathan's shin.

Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Brian Taylor on July 07, 2014, 08:06:54 PM
Stumbling between crisis and disaster..That's da Villa!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Louzie0 on July 07, 2014, 08:08:23 PM
Brum Mail (http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/pictures-aston-villa-return-pre-season-7385578)


(http://i1.birminghammail.co.uk/incoming/article7385684.ece/alternates/s2197/JS41238307.jpg)

R: I can't get this ball off my boot.

P: Hang on, I see a hairstyle in search of a challenge.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Mister E on July 07, 2014, 08:11:46 PM
Brum Mail (http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/pictures-aston-villa-return-pre-season-7385578)


(http://i1.birminghammail.co.uk/incoming/article7385684.ece/alternates/s2197/JS41238307.jpg)

R:So, then I got Haaland's head under my studs like this ...
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: ciggiesnbeer on July 07, 2014, 08:14:25 PM
Brum Mail (http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/pictures-aston-villa-return-pre-season-7385578)


(http://i1.birminghammail.co.uk/incoming/article7385684.ece/alternates/s2197/JS41238307.jpg)

Right, throw in training.

You feckers listen.

Once, just ONCE you do a foul throw and its your head under my foot, not this ball. Any questions?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: john e on July 07, 2014, 10:31:10 PM
Good pic for all those who wanted to see Keane in a villa shirt
 just a bit to late
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: The Left Side on July 07, 2014, 11:10:59 PM
Good pic for all those who wanted to see Keane in a villa shirt
 just a bit to late

20 years to late sadly, best of luck Roy!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: nodge on July 07, 2014, 11:24:22 PM
He looks more like Tommy Tiernan every day.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: ozzjim on July 07, 2014, 11:33:29 PM
I may be the only one, but something about that picture makes me feel slightly more optimistic about the season ahead. He looks so much more use than Culverhouse or Karsa looked to be fair, and Lambert being more hands on can't be bad. 2 of the best midfield players in their positions in the 90's, surely they might have a clue on how to make us play decent football this season.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: cdward on July 07, 2014, 11:33:57 PM
(http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/7682/j5cv0.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/823/j5cv0.jpg/)

'You see that wheelie bin over there, that's your house that is'
That one Roy, that bollocks is Bennett
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Toronto Villa on July 07, 2014, 11:46:06 PM
I may be the only one, but something about that picture makes me feel slightly more optimistic about the season ahead. He looks so much more use than Culverhouse or Karsa looked to be fair, and Lambert being more hands on can't be bad. 2 of the best midfield players in their positions in the 90's, surely they might have a clue on how to make us play decent football this season.

I know. Two European Cup winning midfielders. How bad could it be? Surely they can pass something on that will benefit the group of players in their charge.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Hillbilly on July 08, 2014, 03:01:55 AM
I may be the only one, but something about that picture makes me feel slightly more optimistic about the season ahead. He looks so much more use than Culverhouse or Karsa looked to be fair, and Lambert being more hands on can't be bad. 2 of the best midfield players in their positions in the 90's, surely they might have a clue on how to make us play decent football this season.

I know. Two European Cup winning midfielders. How bad could it be? Surely they can pass something on that will benefit the group of players in their charge.
They really should have got Sid in that picture.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Ads on July 08, 2014, 10:17:04 AM
Keane, Lambert, with Sid just in front of them. Is there no way we can blood dope them to get them fit enough to play?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: RussellC on July 08, 2014, 10:25:20 AM
I may be the only one, but something about that picture makes me feel slightly more optimistic about the season ahead. He looks so much more use than Culverhouse or Karsa looked to be fair, and Lambert being more hands on can't be bad. 2 of the best midfield players in their positions in the 90's, surely they might have a clue on how to make us play decent football this season.

Exactly this. And I think Tommy Hitz hit the nail on the head when he talked about keane's "high standards." If you look back at any of the training photos on the OS form last season, the players (and Lambert for that matter) always look like they're having a lovely time. That's nice, but when it's 2 days after shipping 4 goals to Stoke or Swansea I'd quite like to see a little bit of shame and hurt in their eyes.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Monty on July 08, 2014, 10:29:16 AM
Keane, Lambert, with Sid just in front of them. Is there no way we can blood dope them to get them fit enough to play?

Christ almighty that would be a good midfield.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: mr underhill on July 08, 2014, 10:47:38 AM
20 years ago
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Toronto Villa on July 08, 2014, 12:27:26 PM
20 years ago

I think Monty meant they would be better than what we have now and I can't disagree.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Ads on July 08, 2014, 01:21:43 PM
Keane, Lambert, with Sid just in front of them. Is there no way we can blood dope them to get them fit enough to play?

Christ almighty that would be a good midfield.

The medals those three have prove this.

Pure speculation, but I wonder just how much an impact a midfield like that would have if we had all three in their pomp?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: dave.woodhall on July 08, 2014, 01:23:07 PM
Keane, Lambert, with Sid just in front of them. Is there no way we can blood dope them to get them fit enough to play?

Christ almighty that would be a good midfield.

The medals those three have prove this.

Pure speculation, but I wonder just how much an impact a midfield like that would have if we had all three in their pomp?

We wouldn't have them, for a start. Be nice to dream, though.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: supertom on July 08, 2014, 01:24:52 PM
Keane, Lambert, with Sid just in front of them. Is there no way we can blood dope them to get them fit enough to play?

Christ almighty that would be a good midfield.

The medals those three have prove this.

Pure speculation, but I wonder just how much an impact a midfield like that would have if we had all three in their pomp?

We wouldn't have them, for a start. Be nice to dream, though.
This is the sort of thing Team editing on Pro Evo was made for...
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Monty on July 08, 2014, 01:26:39 PM
It's a balanced three as well. Lambert the holder, Sid the creator, Keane the up-and-downer. Like France this World Cup had Cabaye, Pogba and Matuidi in those positions respectively (except that the former three were all better, obviously).
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Ads on July 08, 2014, 01:27:27 PM
Keane, Lambert, with Sid just in front of them. Is there no way we can blood dope them to get them fit enough to play?

Christ almighty that would be a good midfield.

The medals those three have prove this.

Pure speculation, but I wonder just how much an impact a midfield like that would have if we had all three in their pomp?

We wouldn't have them, for a start. Be nice to dream, though.

Ha! True! We'd be like Southampton. I struggle to think of too many better balanced midfields than that.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: LeeB on July 08, 2014, 04:55:54 PM
Keane, Lambert, with Sid just in front of them. Is there no way we can blood dope them to get them fit enough to play?

Christ almighty that would be a good midfield.

A buzzer, a cruncher and a spreader. Perfect.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: KevinGage on July 08, 2014, 07:17:23 PM
The problem with Keane is that the same thing which made him the player he was may also have been what drove him to such explosive acts of brutality from time to time. While I know I'm against the consensus on here (I think his technical deficiencies would have been shown up in, say, today's Premier League)...


There are some pretty dreadful midfielders operating even in today's Premier League.  We have a few of them, for a start.

The other issue with that is that Keane operated at a time that the likes of Zidane, Nedved, Boban, Viera, Beckham, Scholes and co did, and never looked technically inferior.  He was/is a bit of a prick, but he was some player. 
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Monty on July 09, 2014, 01:48:14 AM
In European terms, but not week after week. It was a time of great individual players, but also of midfields where physicality dominated and those creatives made the difference. This was a time when Edgar Davids was considered a top level player, for goodness' sake. Keane was better than Davids because of that mad leadership quality that he had, but he was obviously technically inferior to Zidane, Nedved, Boban, Viera, Beckham, Scholes, Totti, Baggio, Djorkaeff, Joao Pinto, Figo, Rui Costa, Guardiola.

He was a different type of player to these guys, and an important type in context, as good as Deschamps, Effenberg and Dunga, and that's certainly not meant as a criticism. However, that kind of midfielder doesn't really have the ball-playing game to be really effective at the top level anymore - the last one who was was probably Gattuso. There are plenty of decent players now who don't have half the inspirational drive that Keane has - Khedira, Schweinsteiger, Marchisio, Pjanic, Ramsey, you name it - but the technical standard now means that these forceful individuals just get outmaneuvered and negated by good teamwork.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on July 09, 2014, 01:08:36 PM
(http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/9350/wfxm.jpg)
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Olneythelonely on July 09, 2014, 10:01:16 PM
You've nailed uploading that image Kippax. Nailed it.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Steve67 on July 09, 2014, 10:24:06 PM
"Oiv'e got the ball, come and get it you pussies!!"
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: manic-road on July 09, 2014, 11:32:22 PM
(http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/9350/wfxm.jpg)

That really does sum up the Villa squad though.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Matt C on July 10, 2014, 04:32:02 AM
Andy Marshall now goalkeeping coach (last paragraph)?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/aston-villa/10958016/Aston-Villa-manager-Paul-Lambert-ready-to-offload-seven-players-to-raise-transfer-funds.html
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: ciggiesnbeer on July 10, 2014, 04:37:36 AM
Marshall back at Villa would be welcome news.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Percy McCarthy on July 10, 2014, 05:34:28 AM
Keane, Lambert, with Sid just in front of them. Is there no way we can blood dope them to get them fit enough to play?

Christ almighty that would be a good midfield.

A buzzer, a cruncher and a spreader. Perfect.


Bill Shankley's philosophy wasn't it?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Steve R on July 10, 2014, 06:30:25 PM
I am still puzzled by Keane's appointment. If Lerner wanted creativity through conflict, you can have a little too much conflict. It makes no sense at all.

I could see a logic in hiring McLeish, even if I disagreed with it. I don't see where or why with Keane. Maybe the inpending departure of Faulkner led Lerner to seek advice from the only other name he knows, O'Neill - who must have pissed himself laughing when he put the phone down. Perhaps there was more than one letter from Ferguson and Lerner simply pulled the next one out of the safe.

It really is baffling.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: dekko on July 10, 2014, 10:24:55 PM
I am still puzzled by Keane's appointment. If Lerner wanted creativity through conflict, you can have a little too much conflict. It makes no sense at all.

I could see a logic in hiring McLeish, even if I disagreed with it. I don't see where or why with Keane. Maybe the inpending departure of Faulkner led Lerner to seek advice from the only other name he knows, O'Neill - who must have pissed himself laughing when he put the phone down. Perhaps there was more than one letter from Ferguson and Lerner simply pulled the next one out of the safe.

It really is baffling.

I doubt Lerner had anything to do with it, I imagine its Lambert's idea.

He's gone all these years appointing a manager, assigning them a budget and then letting them get on with it (probably his biggest failing re MON) I can't see why he'd suddenly start appointing coaching staff himself a few weeks after announcing that he wants out.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Gregorys Boy on July 11, 2014, 11:44:58 AM
Marshall as Goalkeeping coach seems fine to me, he has lots of experience at this level and was a pretty solid keeper himself.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: supertom on July 11, 2014, 01:14:47 PM
Marshall as Goalkeeping coach seems fine to me, he has lots of experience at this level and was a pretty solid keeper himself.
Honestly I never realised we let him go. I thought we'd kept him on at some capacity but obviously not. We probably should have. I believe he's done his badges and he's been around for years. Despite never playing we've only really heard good things about his attitude.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Matt C on July 11, 2014, 02:59:24 PM
He carried on playing didn't he? Think he had a spell at Millwall
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: dekko on July 11, 2014, 04:20:15 PM
He carried on playing didn't he? Think he had a spell at Millwall

Yes, but only briefly and he didn't play.  No problems with him becoming the goalkeeping coach.

Now we only need another tactics/attacking coach or at least one who can teach the lads how to take a throw in...
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: richardhubbard on September 13, 2014, 09:14:56 PM
What ever he doing carry it on please!!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Dante Lavelli on September 13, 2014, 09:21:07 PM
So is Given still coaching or is he only a player nowadays?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: DrGonzo on September 13, 2014, 09:32:25 PM
If any of our new found stability is due to Keane I retract a large amount of my comments about him during his playing days, still he was a complete **** tho', wasn't he?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: not3bad on September 13, 2014, 10:21:59 PM
He's our complete **** now.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: gabbythelegend on September 14, 2014, 05:33:17 PM
Like many on here I'm sure, I never liked him when he was a player. However I came away from the Keane-Vieira doc actually pretty impressed with him and the quiet intelligence with which he spoke. He has all the attributes to be a top-class assistant manager, and frankly I'm delighted he's ours. Mint beard too, which definitely affects our team confidence, or something.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Ger Regan on September 14, 2014, 05:35:00 PM
So is Given still coaching or is he only a player nowadays?
Pretty sure he's not coaching. I recall during the summer something about him wanting to concentrate on playing.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Damo70 on September 14, 2014, 05:36:15 PM
I am not sure he is cut out to be a manager but early signs are he could be a good coach. He comes across as very knowledgeable on TV. As a player I 'liked' him in the same way I liked Souness. Couldn't stand him but wanted him in my team.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: richard moore on September 14, 2014, 06:47:10 PM
I am not sure he is cut out to be a manager but early signs are he could be a good coach. He comes across as very knowledgeable on TV. As a player I 'liked' him in the same way I liked Souness. Couldn't stand him but wanted him in my team.

I agree. And I suspect both are really nice blokes if you got to know them and very eloquent raconteurs about the old days. I saw Souness on the Alan Hansen documentary a few weeks ago, and thought how personable and intelligent he is
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Damo70 on September 14, 2014, 07:07:44 PM
I read an autobiography by a former Liverpool player (can't remember which one) a few years ago. Souness had 'done' the opposition's star midfielder in a first leg European tie at Anfield. The return leg was in Turkey. Cue banners at the airport abusing him, slit throat gestures and objects thrown onto the pitch in his direction. The author said it unsettled the team but he was convinced that Souness was actually enjoying every minute.

Is it just me or does anyone else always remember Souness from carrying the lad when the wall collapsed in the Milk Cup semi at Walsall?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: dave shelley on September 14, 2014, 09:58:36 PM
I remember that. 
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Lizz on September 14, 2014, 10:09:19 PM
In the long ago days when I bought books on offer in supermarkets, Roy Keane's autobiography was one I purchased. From memory he had very little time for fashion conscious, showbiz types personality wise but had a sort of grudging respect it they were half way decent.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Villa in Denmark on September 14, 2014, 10:56:20 PM
I caught an interview with him over here a couple of weeks ago on some Premier League Legends show.

The subject of the semi-final before the CL win over Bayern Munich and his booking was raised.

Before the interviewer could even finish the question, Keane said something along the lines of
"Let's just get one thing straight.  I was a professional footballer. That means I was paid to win matches. I just did what needed to be done.  End of story.  Don't start with the how did you keep going after the booking tosh."

All said in that very flat unemotional delivery that makes him sond even more menacing. Especially when accompanied by that look.
I hope the interviewer had taken a spare pair of boxers with him.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Damo70 on September 14, 2014, 11:06:48 PM
In Ferguson's latest autobiography he recalls a look that Roy Keane gave him once. He said that in all of his time in management, including when he was managing part time and was dealing with aggressive drinkers in the Glasgow pubs he ran he had never seen a more chilling look in anybodies eyes. I don't think for one second that he gets physically violent with our players. I doubt he even raises his voice. But I reckon he gets his message across.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: ozzjim on September 14, 2014, 11:30:40 PM
I think that Ferguson almost admits Keane intimidated even him at times, shows just how big a character he can be unchecked. As a manager I really don't see him being greatly successful, but as a number 2 it may well be perfect for him.

Amazing that all these years on MON has his managerial protégé and his current number 2 in place at Villa Park.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Damo70 on September 14, 2014, 11:41:51 PM
I think that Ferguson almost admits Keane intimidated even him at times, shows just how big a character he can be unchecked. As a manager I really don't see him being greatly successful, but as a number 2 it may well be perfect for him.

Amazing that all these years on MON has his managerial protégé and his current number 2 in place at Villa Park.

Reading between the lines I got the impression that Ferguson wasn't scared of anybody but Roy Keane definitely unsettled him for want of a better word. I think he actually admired that and thought if he makes me nervous what will he do to the opposition. Plus the motivation of team mates frightened to let him down. I was pleased when he joined us and apart from the new players something has clearly improved this season and I really do think Keane has had quite a part in that.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: eamonn on September 14, 2014, 11:56:38 PM
So when is he going to tell the tale over Villa's bid to sign him from Forest in '93? I guess anecdotes aren't his strong point.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Damo70 on September 14, 2014, 11:59:27 PM
I thought he had a straight choice between United and Blackburn. We were too busy signing Steve Bull, Paul Ince and Carlton Palmer.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Dante Lavelli on September 15, 2014, 07:18:04 AM
I think that Ferguson almost admits Keane intimidated even him at times, shows just how big a character he can be unchecked. As a manager I really don't see him being greatly successful, but as a number 2 it may well be perfect for him.

Amazing that all these years on MON has his managerial protégé and his current number 2 in place at Villa Park.

Reading between the lines I got the impression that Ferguson wasn't scared of anybody but Roy Keane definitely unsettled him for want of a better word. I think he actually admired that and thought if he makes me nervous what will he do to the opposition. Plus the motivation of team mates frightened to let him down. I was pleased when he joined us and apart from the new players something has clearly improved this season and I really do think Keane has had quite a part in that.

Not read the book but my guess was that Ferguson enjoyed Keane influence whilst their views were channelled in the same direction but quickly looked to get rid once Keane's stares were no longer supporting Ferguson's opinions.  The key conflict possibly being that Ferguson eventually accepted that footballers were becoming celebrities and changed his management accordingly whereas Keane was (is?) probably less tolerant.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: citizenDJ on September 16, 2014, 08:32:36 PM
This has probably been posted elsewhere, but it made me laugh so I thought I'd put it here anyway. It's a quote from Jack Grealish….

"On the first day of training, I didn't start the session that well," recalled Grealish. "He tapped me on the shoulder after a half an hour, saying 'Are you all right?' and I replied 'yeah'. Then he asked me:
'When do you start training then?'"

(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2014/8/16/1408201300989/96adcf29-38b9-4e0f-b8d1-cc8cf0788fb5-620x405.jpeg)
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: usav on September 16, 2014, 09:18:52 PM
Has he even made as much as a public comment since the season started?   Not that I care what he does outside of results, but haven't heard a peep out of him since the original press conference.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Toronto Villa on September 16, 2014, 09:34:13 PM
He speaks through his beard. It confirmed that he is hard. That is all.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: dekko on September 16, 2014, 10:36:47 PM
Seeing Keane absolutely losing his shit on the touchline when Hull scored really took the edge off for me.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: OCD on September 16, 2014, 10:45:49 PM
Also funny when Guzan misplaced a kick in the stand and Keane gave him a bollocking.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: dicedlam on September 16, 2014, 10:50:29 PM

(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2014/8/16/1408201300989/96adcf29-38b9-4e0f-b8d1-cc8cf0788fb5-620x405.jpeg)

Options are...face defeat or face Roy Keane?

Fuck me! it's no wonder we are second in the league.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: pauliewalnuts on September 17, 2014, 09:18:33 AM
I think maybe he has calmed down a bit now he's juggling just the two jobs - us and Ireland - rather than the three, having stepped down as President of Iran.

(http://static01.nyt.com/images/2007/05/27/timestopics/timestopics_ahmadinejad.190.jpg)
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: fbriai on September 17, 2014, 10:07:02 AM
I think maybe he has calmed down a bit now he's juggling just the two jobs - us and Ireland - rather than the three, having stepped down as President of Iran.

(http://static01.nyt.com/images/2007/05/27/timestopics/timestopics_ahmadinejad.190.jpg)

That can't be him, Paulie. There's no way he would be able to smile like that.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: supertom on September 17, 2014, 10:10:45 AM
I think maybe he has calmed down a bit now he's juggling just the two jobs - us and Ireland - rather than the three, having stepped down as President of Iran.

(http://static01.nyt.com/images/2007/05/27/timestopics/timestopics_ahmadinejad.190.jpg)

That can't be him, Paulie. There's no way he would be able to smile like that.
He was probably thinking about Alfe-Inge Haaland.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: fbriai on September 17, 2014, 10:16:17 AM
I reckon he's more your average honey badger:

(http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_super/11/111336/3935693-6858751616-ultim.jpg)
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Gregorys Boy on September 17, 2014, 10:48:40 AM
Now that Jack Nicholson has retired I think Keane is prime to take over his role in the fourth coming sequel to Wolf ;D

One area he can make a difference I think is attracting a better class of player, which in the case of someone like Sanchez it looks like he already has done.  In some ways I feel sorry for Lambert.  If we do well, the media may just put it all down to Keane's influence, and if we do bad, then the media are going to suggest that we should replace Lambert with ONE ROY KEANE! Right now he does seem to have the ideally role.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: OCD on September 17, 2014, 04:29:06 PM
I reckon he's more your average honey badger:

(http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_super/11/111336/3935693-6858751616-ultim.jpg)

At first glance it looked like he had a lit Cigar in his mouth.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: KevinGage on September 18, 2014, 12:25:32 AM
Occasionally twitter has some uses:

 Roy Keane’s beard photoshopped onto every single Aston Villa player is something else (http://www.joe.ie/football/premier-league/pic-roy-keanes-beard-photoshopped-onto-every-single-aston-villa-player-is-something-else/)

(http://s16.postimg.org/uv7nfkibp/keanebeard2.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on September 18, 2014, 01:26:21 AM
I don't know what Keane has done but I love the fact the lads are now completely up for it and giving it the full, Ron Saunders.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Ron Manager on September 18, 2014, 08:50:49 AM
I suspect Roy Keane has done a lot and should be rewarded as such.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: richard moore on September 18, 2014, 09:04:52 AM
You can just imagine what it must be like going in on a Monday to training after playing badly and with Roy Keane waiting for you. Then compare that to what you think it must be like to have just had Lambert waiting for you plus a couple of no mark henchmen who you had no respect for. I've always thought this is the secret of the longevity of managers like Warnock and Allardyce. They are never going to be that good or win you trophies, but they get by by instilling the fear of god into players. Imagine coming in to either of those two on a Monday morning after a bad performance
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Toronto Villa on September 18, 2014, 12:01:59 PM
It's the thought that he could explode more than the fact that he does that is intimidating. That and he is genuinely one of the top PL footballers of all time affords him tremendous respect.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on September 18, 2014, 12:23:05 PM
It's the thought that he could explode more than the fact that he does that is intimidating. That and he is genuinely one of the top PL footballers of all time affords him tremendous respect.

Agreed. Trouble is, he flew off the handle far too often at Ipswich (I'm told by a mate who's a big Tractor Boy) and the players simply stopped listening to him and stopped playing. Similar at Sunderland, I suspect. He had a flying start but gradually lost the respect of his players by constantly barking at them. And he was on top wages as well.

Hope he's learned that less is more when it comes to tea cup chucking and handling prima donna modern football poncey egos
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Ads on September 18, 2014, 12:29:02 PM
He isn't the main man at the Villa, so perhaps acts differently. The Grealish story suggests that he may use a bit more quiet menace to get his message across.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: dave.woodhall on September 18, 2014, 12:34:25 PM
Peter Taylor was the best assistant of all time and a failure as a manager. Another Clough comparison.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: tomd2103 on September 18, 2014, 12:39:17 PM
It is an interesting one.  I'm not saying it is the case with Roy Keane, but being a manager just doesn't suit some people and they are far more suited to more of a background coaching role.  There have been numerous examples of assistant managers or coaches who have found themselves in the top job and it hasn't worked (Steve Clarke, Phil Brown etc).  I've always found it strange that they never seem willing to go back to being an assistant after that and stick to being a manager no matter how far down the leagues it takes them.     
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: dave.woodhall on September 18, 2014, 01:41:37 PM
It is an interesting one.  I'm not saying it is the case with Roy Keane, but being a manager just doesn't suit some people and they are far more suited to more of a background coaching role.  There have been numerous examples of assistant managers or coaches who have found themselves in the top job and it hasn't worked (Steve Clarke, Phil Brown etc).  I've always found it strange that they never seem willing to go back to being an assistant after that and stick to being a manager no matter how far down the leagues it takes them.     

Brian Little was asked if there was any truth in the story that John Gregory was coming back as a coach. He replied that you just don't go back to being a number two.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Damo70 on September 18, 2014, 01:49:47 PM
I do remember Howard Kendall's assistant at Everton Colin Harvey taking over after Kendall left to go to Spain then eventually getting sacked, being replaced by Kendall and becoming his number two again. Although I think he was a former fan as well as former player.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: PeterWithe on September 18, 2014, 01:53:52 PM
Isn't Steve Clarke back as an assistant somewhere now.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Ron Manager on September 18, 2014, 04:10:05 PM
He isn't the main man at the Villa, so perhaps acts differently. The Grealish story suggests that he may use a bit more quiet menace to get his message across.

I think you will find that he is the main man.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: LeeB on September 18, 2014, 05:12:55 PM
He isn't the main man at the Villa, so perhaps acts differently. The Grealish story suggests that he may use a bit more quiet menace to get his message across.

I think you will find that he is the main man.

No, I don't think he is.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Ron Manager on September 18, 2014, 06:49:33 PM
He isn't the main man at the Villa, so perhaps acts differently. The Grealish story suggests that he may use a bit more quiet menace to get his message across.

I think you will find that he is the main man.

No, I don't think he is.

 I am not making myself clear. The main man is Randy Lerner. I meant in a football sense. Keane seems to know what it takes (as he should) to create a competitive team and at the moment we are a professional outfit who are getting a bit of respect from the sports media.

He worked under Clough and it shows.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Dave on September 18, 2014, 07:04:19 PM
He isn't the main man at the Villa, so perhaps acts differently. The Grealish story suggests that he may use a bit more quiet menace to get his message across.

I think you will find that he is the main man.

No, I don't think he is.

 I am not making myself clear. The main man is Randy Lerner. I meant in a football sense. Keane seems to know what it takes (as he should) to create a competitive team and at the moment we are a professional outfit who are getting a bit of respect from the sports media.

He worked under Clough and it shows.
I think Ads and Lee's point is that Paul Lambert is still the person in charge. So in a football sense, Keane still isn't 'the main man'. Lambert is.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Weedy on September 19, 2014, 04:34:13 AM
Telegraph's article on Keane's role:-

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/aston-villa/11104980/Roy-Keanes-role-in-Aston-Villas-resurgence-under-Paul-Lambert-should-not-be-understated.html
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: OCD on September 20, 2014, 12:41:54 PM
I caught a bit of BT's pre-match coverage of the QPR-Stoke game. They were talking about how a newly promoted team should develop an identity to help them stay up. The one pundit who is/was a Stoke player that used to play for Sunderland talked about how Keane's expectations were too high and how that affected the players. He gave a couple of examples - 1) telling a player that he's the reason why he's having to drive 100 miles to scout a replacement for him and 2) how at the end of the season he told the players he was ordering 30 hoodies. Reason being that for the lap of honour they should be ashamed of themselves and hide their heads. Clearly not somebody to piss off.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: brontebilly on September 20, 2014, 01:19:51 PM
I caught a bit of BT's pre-match coverage of the QPR-Stoke game. They were talking about how a newly promoted team should develop an identity to help them stay up. The one pundit who is/was a Stoke player that used to play for Sunderland talked about how Keane's expectations were too high and how that affected the players. He gave a couple of examples - 1) telling a player that he's the reason why he's having to drive 100 miles to scout a replacement for him and 2) how at the end of the season he told the players he was ordering 30 hoodies. Reason being that for the lap of honour they should be ashamed of themselves and hide their heads. Clearly not somebody to piss off.

this roy keane?* - http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/11/21/article-1088170-004054F400000258-844_468x569.jpg






Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Villa in Denmark on October 01, 2014, 07:31:45 PM
Couldn't help but grin at this.

Gerard Pique admits he was (and still is) terrified of Roy Keane (https://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/news/gerard-piques-admits-still-terrified-roy-keane-172938685--sow.html)
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Dante Lavelli on October 01, 2014, 10:22:11 PM
Isn't Steve Clarke back as an assistant somewhere now.

No idea why, but I feel I should stick up for Clarke:  He was Head Coach at WBA and his 'success' ended when the Director of Football left for England.  Kind of similarly, I do wonder that without a DoF at Villa whether Keane takes on more of the day-to-day duties and Lambert is increasingly the interface with Randy and looking after the infrastructure of the club.  I certainly get the impression that he can write his own job-description and therefore appoint people to complement his weaknesses.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: supertom on October 01, 2014, 10:49:30 PM
Couldn't help but grin at this.

Gerard Pique admits he was (and still is) terrified of Roy Keane (https://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/news/gerard-piques-admits-still-terrified-roy-keane-172938685--sow.html)
Was gonna post this. That's quality. Pique doesn't look like a shrinking violet either. Keano's got that crazy stare thing going, a bit like Jack Nicholson in the Shining.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: adrenachrome on October 02, 2014, 05:04:28 PM
Daily Heil (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2778167/Paul-Lambert-warns-Roy-Keane-s-book-cover.html)

Quote
Paul Lambert warns anyone mentioned in Roy Keane's autobiography to 'take cover' ahead of the release of the book


Paul Lambert has seen an advanced copy of Roy Keane's autobiography


By Laurie Whitwell for MailOnline

Paul Lambert has advice for anyone caught in the crosshairs of Roy Keane’s latest book: ‘Take cover!’

The Aston Villa manager has been granted a preview look at his assistant’s autobiography update, titled ‘The Second Half’, which goes on sale on October 9.

Sir Alex Ferguson is expected to come in for fierce words after the former Manchester United manager offered severe criticism of Keane in his book released last year.

Mention of the Keane’s literary effort to Lambert, published two days before Ireland face Gibraltar at the Aviva Stadium, brought a smile to the face of the Aston Villa manager. He offered a simple but revealing review.

‘I’ve seen bits of it,’ he said. ‘And it’ll be… aye… listen, take cover like. It will be good reading put it that way. Great night-time reading.’

Lambert said the club had not needed to vet Keane’s writing, adding, ‘I’m pretty sure it will be alright’, and joked any passages about him would be minimal.

‘He’s got a full stop dedicated to me,’ laughed Lambert.

On their relationship at Villa, Lambert added: ‘He’s been really great round about the place. We have a good laugh, it’s not all serious. He’s got great experience of football, a great guy to have beside me.’
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Gregorys Boy on October 02, 2014, 09:07:23 PM
And because of his positive start to life at Villa plus the likely hood that this will piss Fergie off then it has suddenly leaped to the top of my Christmas list ;)
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: avfc_1874 on October 02, 2014, 11:28:48 PM
Currently doing the rounds on Twitter

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/By-RKs6IUAAhFMt.png)
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: tomd2103 on October 03, 2014, 01:20:00 AM
He isn't the main man at the Villa, so perhaps acts differently. The Grealish story suggests that he may use a bit more quiet menace to get his message across.

I think you will find that he is the main man.

No, I don't think he is.

 I am not making myself clear. The main man is Randy Lerner. I meant in a football sense. Keane seems to know what it takes (as he should) to create a competitive team and at the moment we are a professional outfit who are getting a bit of respect from the sports media.

He worked under Clough and it shows.
I think Ads and Lee's point is that Paul Lambert is still the person in charge. So in a football sense, Keane still isn't 'the main man'. Lambert is.

I have heard it said that PL is very much in the Clough and O'Neill mould, in that he is not always overly involved the training ground during the week.  Although he is the manager and therefore 'the main man', Keane may have a more 'hands on' role with the players. 
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Dante Lavelli on October 03, 2014, 09:44:01 AM
Currently doing the rounds on Twitter

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/By-RKs6IUAAhFMt.png)

I don't get it.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Ads on October 03, 2014, 10:20:04 AM
I love Roy Keane. He's bloody ace.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: fbriai on October 03, 2014, 10:59:28 AM
He's going up in my estimation all the time as well. The way he ignored Mourinho on the weekend was superb.

I get the feeling that both he and Lambert are having a really good laugh working together.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Toronto Villa on October 03, 2014, 12:32:03 PM
ultimately we need results and while it's clear he has an impact both on and off the pitch as a team they will be judged on it. We started to see positive glimpses of it prior to Arsenal. Hopefully before too long we can have another positive result and push on again.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Witton Warrior on October 03, 2014, 09:55:44 PM
At least he has brought a bit of much-needed fun to this season - it has been so dour for 4 years...
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: john e on October 03, 2014, 10:44:43 PM
At least he has brought a bit of much-needed fun to this season - it has been so dour for 4 years...

Ha ha, I bet that's the first time Keane and fun have been used in the same sentence
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: pauliewalnuts on October 03, 2014, 11:06:59 PM
At least he has brought a bit of much-needed fun to this season - it has been so dour for 4 years...

I think that is spot on.

The last four years have been like a 48 month visit to the dentist. Finally, a bit of amusement.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: paulcomben on October 07, 2014, 09:03:53 PM
Ha ha! Brilliant anecdote for any Villa fan to enjoy.

https://twitter.com/andrewroache/status/519572167088812033
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Toronto Villa on October 07, 2014, 09:06:55 PM
Ha ha! Brilliant anecdote for any Villa fan to enjoy.

https://twitter.com/andrewroache/status/519572167088812033

Mind you the fact he even considered signing the big twat is a bit concerning
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: fbriai on October 07, 2014, 09:37:06 PM
Ha ha! Brilliant anecdote for any Villa fan to enjoy.

https://twitter.com/andrewroache/status/519572167088812033

Ha ha! Superb!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Louzie0 on October 07, 2014, 09:44:44 PM
Been a while since the Villa Assistant manager hit the bestsellers list or trended on twitter.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on October 07, 2014, 10:33:58 PM
Roy McLaren was the last one.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Lizz on October 07, 2014, 10:38:11 PM
Ha ha! Brilliant anecdote for any Villa fan to enjoy.

https://twitter.com/andrewroache/status/519572167088812033

Made me smile.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Ian. on October 07, 2014, 10:54:09 PM
That's excellent.

Now I've been thinking, we have had some great famous beards at Villa Park and I reckon Roy is paying homage to these past greats.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Louzie0 on October 07, 2014, 11:04:35 PM
Roy McLaren was the last one.
Trended on Twitter?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: b23 on October 07, 2014, 11:06:32 PM
Been a while since the Villa Assistant manager hit the bestsellers list or trended on twitter.

Thats true.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: ciggiesnbeer on October 08, 2014, 12:55:46 AM
Ha ha! Brilliant anecdote for any Villa fan to enjoy.

https://twitter.com/andrewroache/status/519572167088812033

Thats class.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Richard E on October 08, 2014, 05:55:44 AM
Ha ha! Brilliant anecdote for any Villa fan to enjoy.

https://twitter.com/andrewroache/status/519572167088812033

It's a shame Cabbage's phone didn't go straight to voicemail when the BBC rang him up to offer him a job as well.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Jimbo on October 08, 2014, 08:14:23 AM
I'm willing to state that Keane's beard is the best ever to grace the game of football. It's absolutely magnificent.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: john e on October 08, 2014, 08:39:54 AM
Brian Kilcline of Cov had a splendid effort too
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: fbriai on October 08, 2014, 09:13:42 AM
Lest we forget, Alan Cork:

(http://footballerswithbeards.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/cork.jpg)
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: bob on October 08, 2014, 09:13:44 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BzaGZvpCcAACspd.jpg)
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: supertom on October 08, 2014, 10:20:50 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BzaGZvpCcAACspd.jpg)
This wins the internet. Hands down.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: joe_c on October 08, 2014, 10:41:58 AM
The excerpts read like Alan Partridge with anger management issues.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Mister E on October 08, 2014, 04:04:50 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BzaGZvpCcAACspd.jpg)
Excellent.

Best beard? - Trevor Hockey

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSTp9EdTknivZxKjqGuzycPwp0Rwb-ITp4emQD7sqFLy2qGKPdbzw), although Keane is definitely catching up
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Ads on October 08, 2014, 04:14:11 PM
Another Roy Keane quote, this time on Newcastle;

"I always thought they were an arrogant bunch, for a club that had won **** all."


Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: RichardBatchelor on October 08, 2014, 05:48:13 PM
Nah, sorry, he's horrible, just can't see any positive spin on this.
http://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/Stoke-City-Roy-Keane-sinks-new-low-Clive-Clarke/story-23054603-detail/story.html
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: thick_mike on October 08, 2014, 06:00:03 PM
Shameful.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: peter w on October 08, 2014, 06:10:47 PM
A manager being honest and giving a honest but not thoughtful reaction.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: saunders_heroes on October 08, 2014, 06:14:54 PM
Nah, sorry, he's horrible, just can't see any positive spin on this.
http://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/Stoke-City-Roy-Keane-sinks-new-low-Clive-Clarke/story-23054603-detail/story.html

Not that fussed. He hardly wished death on him.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Jon Crofts on October 08, 2014, 07:20:15 PM
I don't know it's all gone a bit far now, there's some funnies in there but quite honestly if you took away Keane's name from some of the quotes they could easily be from Craig Bellamy.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: PeterWithesShin on October 08, 2014, 07:25:19 PM
Roy Keane in acting/talking like a twat shocker.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: bob on October 08, 2014, 07:58:11 PM
Non-story in a very messy article.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Dave on October 08, 2014, 08:02:57 PM
Nah, sorry, he's horrible, just can't see any positive spin on this.
http://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/Stoke-City-Roy-Keane-sinks-new-low-Clive-Clarke/story-23054603-detail/story.html

Not that fussed. He hardly wished death on him.
No, but there are lots of steps between "wishing death on somebody" and "decent, normal human being".

This one probably falls somewhere around the 'being an insensitive prick' mark.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: eamonn on October 08, 2014, 08:26:01 PM
Yeah, I think if he wasn't with us most would be labelling him a twat for all these "revelations".
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: PeterWithesShin on October 08, 2014, 08:32:41 PM
I'm labeling him a twat anyway. Imagine McLeish saying something similar about Stan.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: peter w on October 08, 2014, 08:32:59 PM
Or wouldn't care.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: London Villan on October 08, 2014, 08:56:35 PM
I think Keane's book it going to bring all sorts of attention and reaction onto us in the coming weeks.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Villa in Denmark on October 08, 2014, 09:13:58 PM
Guardian Quiz.  Mussolini, Keane or Confucius (http://www.theguardian.com/football/shortcuts/quiz/2014/oct/08/who-said-it-roy-keane-autobiography-the-second-half-quiz)

I scored 7

Other Guardian articles

Keane: ‘mid-life crisis has been going on for years’ (http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/oct/07/roy-keane-mid-life-crisis-autobiography)
Keane reveals details behind explosive United exit (http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/oct/06/roy-keane-manchester-united-sir-alex-ferguson)
Roy Keane: 10 more gems, including Abba, Robbie Savage and Cork men (http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/oct/07/roy-keane-abba-robbie-savage-ellis-short-pablo-counago)
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: dave.woodhall on October 08, 2014, 09:14:11 PM
I think Keane's book it going to bring all sorts of attention and reaction onto us in the coming weeks.

I bet it doesn't.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: joe_c on October 08, 2014, 09:19:30 PM
If that article is indicative of its output, The Stoke Sentinel is The Sunday Mercury's evil needlessly outraged twin.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Dave on October 08, 2014, 09:19:34 PM
I think Keane's book it going to bring all sorts of attention and reaction onto us in the coming weeks.

I bet it doesn't.
I expect that it'll bring a fair bit of attention onto him, but then again he's got books to shift.

I presume that it's no accident that it's being published in a week when football writers have very little else to write about.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: London Villan on October 08, 2014, 09:22:46 PM
Do you not think it will. There will be a circus around him in the next few weeks.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: OCD on October 08, 2014, 09:22:53 PM
I did like this quote from Keane -

"To be honest I never cared much for Manchester United fans. For the most part they're clueless glory hunters, trying to add a sense of accomplishment to their own pointless lives by jumping on the bandwagon of a successful sporting club, in many cases on the other side of the world."
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: dave.woodhall on October 08, 2014, 09:33:16 PM
Do you not think it will. There will be a circus around him in the next few weeks.

Again, I doubt it. 'Ex-player writes book' isn't a massive story. 
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: PeterWithesShin on October 08, 2014, 09:38:40 PM
Do you not think it will. There will be a circus around him in the next few weeks.

Again, I doubt it. 'Ex-player writes book' isn't a massive story. 

It may not go on for weeks, but any book that includes headbutting Schmeichel, insults Manure fans, digs at Fergie and all the other stuff is going to get a fair whack of publicity.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Damo70 on October 08, 2014, 09:39:53 PM
I did like this quote from Keane -

"To be honest I never cared much for Manchester United fans. For the most part they're clueless glory hunters, trying to add a sense of accomplishment to their own pointless lives by jumping on the bandwagon of a successful sporting club, in many cases on the other side of the world."

That may well be my favourite sporting quote of all time. Even better than that 'If' poem at Wimbledon that Bjorn Borg writ.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Villa in Denmark on October 08, 2014, 09:41:11 PM
^^^^^Populism will carry him a long, long way.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: PeterWithesShin on October 08, 2014, 09:41:13 PM
I did like this quote from Keane -

"To be honest I never cared much for Manchester United fans. For the most part they're clueless glory hunters, trying to add a sense of accomplishment to their own pointless lives by jumping on the bandwagon of a successful sporting club, in many cases on the other side of the world."

That may well be my favourite sporting quote of all time. Even better than that 'If' poem at Wimbledon that Bjorn Borg writ.

He didn't seem to mind them helping pay his wages.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: dave.woodhall on October 08, 2014, 09:41:36 PM
It's a fake.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: supertom on October 09, 2014, 11:40:22 AM
“It might seem strange but you find out about characters when you look to see who’s in charge of the music. A young lad might want to put on the latest sound; an older player might say: ‘I’m the senior player’ and put himself in charge. But I noticed none of the players [at Sunderland] were in charge of the music and this was a concern for me. A member of staff was in charge. I was looking at him thinking: ‘I hope someone nails him here.’ The last song before the players went on to the pitch was ‘Dancing Queen’ by Abba. What really worried me was that none of the players – not one – said: ‘Get that shit off.’ They were going out to play a match, men versus men, testosterone levels were high. You’ve got to hit people at pace. Fuckin’ ‘Dancing Queen.’ It worried me. I didn’t have as many leaders as I thought."
This one made me laugh.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Ads on October 09, 2014, 11:49:52 AM
Managers always talk about leaders, big voices in the dressing room.

When you look at Villa sides over the years two words stick out on the adverb too, these being quiet and nice.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: berneboy on October 09, 2014, 11:56:55 AM
Guardian Quiz.  Mussolini, Keane or Confucius (http://www.theguardian.com/football/shortcuts/quiz/2014/oct/08/who-said-it-roy-keane-autobiography-the-second-half-quiz)

I scored 7

Other Guardian articles

Keane: ‘mid-life crisis has been going on for years’ (http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/oct/07/roy-keane-mid-life-crisis-autobiography)
Keane reveals details behind explosive United exit (http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/oct/06/roy-keane-manchester-united-sir-alex-ferguson)
Roy Keane: 10 more gems, including Abba, Robbie Savage and Cork men (http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/oct/07/roy-keane-abba-robbie-savage-ellis-short-pablo-counago)

Blimey, I got 10.
Thanks for the Guardian links - it saves me buying the book!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: dave shelley on October 09, 2014, 01:24:50 PM
If Roy Keane hates ABBA, then; he'll do for me.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: usav on October 09, 2014, 03:46:20 PM
If Roy Keane hates ABBA, then; he'll do for me.

ABBA are fucking brill.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Villa in Denmark on October 09, 2014, 04:11:58 PM
If Roy Keane hates ABBA, then; he'll do for me.

ABBA are fucking brillo pads.

Fixed  ;)
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Mister E on October 09, 2014, 05:24:27 PM
If Roy Keane hates ABBA, then; he'll do for me.

ABBA are fucking brill.
And Brotherhood of Man are fucking haddock.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: john e on October 09, 2014, 05:32:14 PM
If Roy Keane hates ABBA, then; he'll do for me.

ABBA are fucking brill.
And Brotherhood of Man are fucking haddock.

Mate of mines party piece is to sing the whole of Angelo normally whilst standing on a table top pissed
He's a Yorkshire nutter to make things even funnier
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: peter w on October 09, 2014, 05:41:39 PM
Angelorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: not3bad on October 09, 2014, 05:42:21 PM
If Roy Keane hates ABBA, then; he'll do for me.

ABBA are fucking brill.
And Brotherhood of Man are fucking haddock.

Save All Your Kisses was the dog's but they sold out with Gigalo.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: peter w on October 09, 2014, 05:46:12 PM
The Mosh pit cried another tear after Save All Your Kisses
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Nelly on October 09, 2014, 05:57:40 PM
In his third book, I fully expect him now to come out with similar, mildly unpleasant anecdotes about his time with us.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: john e on October 09, 2014, 07:16:02 PM
Angelorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


You got it
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Comrade Blitz on October 09, 2014, 07:29:31 PM
I think Keane's book it going to bring all sorts of attention and reaction onto us in the coming weeks.

I bet it doesn't.

It'll be the same reaction as for other footballers who have the Man Utd/Villa connection - the media will entirely disregard the individual's connection to Villa, i.e. "former Manchess United striker Dwight Yorke"

Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Toronto Villa on October 09, 2014, 08:47:42 PM
there's really no revelation here. We all know that Keane has had moments in his life or career where the description "he's not a nice person" has been used. The fact that he works for us now doesn't change that fact or make some of the stuff we knew or know about him any more palatable. That he's seemingly doing a good job with us is completely separate to his past. Long may it continue where he does a good job for us, because the moment he leaves he will be a complete wanker again that every other fan (except Man U probably) is saying about him.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: PeterWithesShin on October 09, 2014, 10:27:21 PM
Well it got a brief mention on News at Ten.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Villafirst on October 09, 2014, 11:17:10 PM
He was on Sky News today promoting his book. What a mammoth beard!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: glinch on October 09, 2014, 11:18:58 PM
He's talking sense here (from the Guardian)

Quote
The former United captain also reflected on how Ferguson had withdrawn his loan players from Preston North End after his son, Darren, had been sacked as their manager – and how Stoke City, then managed by Pulis, had followed suit. “[Roberto] Martínez reckons he was misquoted a few years ago when he said Ferguson had his disciples. But he obviously does. When a manager takes players away from being on loan – I think it was Preston – when his son [Darren] got the sack. And, all of a sudden, all the players are being brought back from their loans.”

Sickening the control Ferguson had/has. Could almost say he was a contributory factor for McLeish being at the Villa!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: LTA on October 10, 2014, 08:18:15 AM
He's evidently not too pleased with Mourinho either.

Aston Villa assistant manager says Chelsea boss was lucky to escape without being punched when he returned to the dressing room before the final whistle of recent game at Stamford Bridge

Roy Keane has called Jose Mourinho a “disgrace” and said the Chelsea manager was lucky he did not punch him when he tried to shake his hand before the end of Aston Villa’s 3-0 defeat at Stamford Bridge.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: PaulWinch again on October 10, 2014, 08:19:55 AM
Glad he came out and said this.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on October 10, 2014, 08:23:00 AM
He was interviewed on Radio 4 this morning, talking about the season ticket he still holds at Man United.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Villa in Denmark on October 10, 2014, 09:37:22 AM
Football Focus could be interesting tomorrow, and not just because he's now associated with us.

Roy Keane says 'no-one questions' Sir Alex Ferguson (http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/29561541)

Sounds like he sees Fergie teh way the rest of us do.  A bully.
I like the way he describes his time there as "we had a bit if success, won a few trophies"

Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on October 10, 2014, 10:06:42 AM
That beard is beginning to take on McGregor like proportions.
Could it be that Mr.McGregor has been reincarnated?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: robbo1874 on October 10, 2014, 11:03:01 AM
He was interviewed on Radio 4 this morning, talking about the season ticket he still holds at Man United.
he'll only get to use it once this season though presumably, unless of course we get the barstads in the 3rd round there again.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Meanwood Villa on October 10, 2014, 12:25:10 PM


Sickening the control Ferguson had/has. Could almost say he was a contributory factor for McLeish being at the Villa!

Ah yes, "the letter". Up there with "the tattoo" and "the shunnamite" as examples of Randy not covering himself in glory, to put it kindly.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Meanwood Villa on October 10, 2014, 12:28:31 PM
Back on topic, Keane was obviously very put out by Whiskeynose's last book and is on a bit of a mission to put him in his place. If he applies the same near psychotic drive he showed as a player to this mission it could get very interesting.

Re the beard, I did think Haaland's tweet with the pic of Saddam was amusing.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: eamonn on October 10, 2014, 01:45:20 PM
The bloke has a serious attitude problem but he's one of us now so I guess we should tickle his beard for the duration.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Ron Manager on October 10, 2014, 02:36:40 PM
That beard is beginning to take on McGregor like proportions.
Could it be that Mr.McGregor has been reincarnated?

I can exclusively reveal that Roy Keane has formed a Dubliners Tribute band. He will be on lead vocals as Ronnie Drew, no doubt about that.


Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: dave shelley on October 10, 2014, 02:47:53 PM
Before progressing on to ZZ Top.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on October 10, 2014, 02:51:27 PM
We have been saying for years how we are too nice as a team, especially in the dressing room.  Now we have someone who doesn't take any shit from anyone and is respected by players of close to his generation.  He goes way too far sometimes, but you can already see the difference he is making to the attitude of the team especially the defence - players are openly saying how  much more intense training is.  He is just what we needed at the time.  I don't think he will stay long judging by his comments today, but, I would rather him be here than anywhere else.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: rob_bridge on October 10, 2014, 03:24:38 PM
We have been saying for years how we are too nice as a team, especially in the dressing room.  Now we have someone who doesn't take any shit from anyone and is respected by players of close to his generation.  He goes way too far sometimes, but you can already see the difference he is making to the attitude of the team especially the defence - players are openly saying how  much more intense training is.  He is just what we needed at the time.  I don't think he will stay long judging by his comments today, but, I would rather him be here than anywhere else.

It seems he is a good fit for us at this time. After best part of a decade with what appears to be either abject or zero training methods of note.

I could almost be brought to tear on the wasted opportunites of 2006-2011 before we morphed into a shell of a club for 3 years.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Comrade Blitz on October 10, 2014, 03:33:50 PM
That beard is beginning to take on McGregor like proportions.
Could it be that Mr.McGregor has been reincarnated?

Can we ask him to model for the statues in the 140 Up thread?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: eamonn on October 10, 2014, 08:19:02 PM
Too late...the beard is gone, baby:

https://twitter.com/FAIreland/status/520652623670935552/photo/1

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bzm6zT7IMAA-yW-.jpg)
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Toronto Villa on October 10, 2014, 08:46:15 PM
So he has gone from maniac with a monster beard to your bog standard woodwork teacher who might just one day lose it with the planer. Ace
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: stuart445 on October 10, 2014, 08:47:25 PM
Too late...the beard is gone, baby:

https://twitter.com/FAIreland/status/520652623670935552/photo/1

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bzm6zT7IMAA-yW-.jpg)

We're screwed now, that beard had special powers
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: KevinGage on October 10, 2014, 11:55:05 PM
It's all a bit small-time, this fawning over Keane.  And the desperate hope that his lack of tact will somehow boost our relevance and newsworthiness.

Proof positive that as a club we've lost our cojones over the past four years. 

If he was an assistant manager at Everton, Tottenham or any other club similar in size to us they'd be indifferent to  this sideshow. Probably even embarrassed about it.   In contrast to Coventry, MK Dons or similar pish who would be grateful for the publicity. 

A shame about the beard though. It was like having the Bull McCabe prowling the touchline.  Magnificent effort. 
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: dave.woodhall on October 11, 2014, 12:04:07 AM
It's all a bit small-time, this fawning over Keane.  And the desperate hope that his lack of tact will somehow boost our relevance and newsworthiness.

Proof positive that as a club we've lost our cojones over the past four years. 

If he was an assistant manager at Everton, Tottenham or any other club similar in size to us they'd be indifferent to  this sideshow. Probably even embarrassed about it.   In contrast to Coventry, MK Dons or similar pish who would be grateful for the publicity. 

A shame about the beard though. It was like having the Bull McCabe prowling the touchline.  Magnificent effort. 

Whoever Roy Keane, or any big-name former Manchester United player, happened to be working for, their autobiography being released would be news, particularly in international week (which I doubt is coincidental). Apart from that nobody's really taking much notice of him so it's not proof positive of anything and certainly not a reason for whyohwhy hand-wringing.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: tomd2103 on October 11, 2014, 12:39:23 AM
We have been saying for years how we are too nice as a team, especially in the dressing room.  Now we have someone who doesn't take any shit from anyone and is respected by players of close to his generation.  He goes way too far sometimes, but you can already see the difference he is making to the attitude of the team especially the defence - players are openly saying how  much more intense training is.  He is just what we needed at the time.  I don't think he will stay long judging by his comments today, but, I would rather him be here than anywhere else.

It seems he is a good fit for us at this time. After best part of a decade with what appears to be either abject or zero training methods of note.

I could almost be brought to tear on the wasted opportunites of 2006-2011 before we morphed into a shell of a club for 3 years.

Unfortunately just a chapter in the catalogue of wasted and missed opportunities. 
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: adrenachrome on October 11, 2014, 01:11:39 AM
It's all a bit small-time, this fawning over Keane.  And the desperate hope that his lack of tact will somehow boost our relevance and newsworthiness.

Proof positive that as a club we've lost our cojones over the past four years. 

If he was an assistant manager at Everton, Tottenham or any other club similar in size to us they'd be indifferent to  this sideshow. Probably even embarrassed about it.   In contrast to Coventry, MK Dons or similar pish who would be grateful for the publicity. 

A shame about the beard though. It was like having the Bull McCabe prowling the touchline.  Magnificent effort. 

Whoever Roy Keane, or any big-name former Manchester United player, happened to be working for, their autobiography being released would be news, particularly in international week (which I doubt is coincidental). Apart from that nobody's really taking much notice of him so it's not proof positive of anything and certainly not a reason for whyohwhy hand-wringing.

I note with interest that posting activity in the this section of the forum has been well down this week, which is not surprising as we are in another international break, and that many of the posts made pertain to RK's beard and his book. 

Why oh why oh why don't the powers that be shove their international break up their collective crack?

Winter break? Only if you want even more beardy business. Fock dat sheeeat.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: supertom on October 11, 2014, 02:55:51 AM
Keane's beard has gone?

(http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1930903/Steve-Buscemi-Sobbing-and-Drinking-Reaction-Gif.gif)
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: supertom on October 11, 2014, 02:58:28 AM
(http://leelzebub.umwblogs.org/files/2011/06/SW_LukeNo1-011.gif)
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: adrenachrome on October 11, 2014, 03:06:41 AM
(http://www.majhost.com/gallery/EvilGuy/phpbb/disbelief.gif)
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Risso on October 11, 2014, 10:15:24 AM
(http://imageshack.com/a/img904/7742/npOFIQ.gif) (https://imageshack.com/i/p4npOFIQg)
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: PeterWithe on October 11, 2014, 10:25:10 AM
Just noticed his ghostwriter is Roddy Doyle, is that the Commitments Roddy Doyle or a namesake?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Big Dick Edwards on October 11, 2014, 10:26:40 AM
Just noticed his ghostwriter is Roddy Doyle, is that the Commitments Roddy Doyle or a namesake?

It's the same Roddy Doyle.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Holte Sweet on October 11, 2014, 10:36:50 AM
I often find myself wondering theses days whether clubs employ people as much for PR reasons as for football .
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Chris Smith on October 11, 2014, 11:24:09 AM
Just noticed his ghostwriter is Roddy Doyle, is that the Commitments Roddy Doyle or a namesake?

It's the same Roddy Doyle.

There is a piece in the Guardian today, when Roddy met Roy, about it. This quote amused me:

As a Chelsea fan, Doyle says, he always used to take “a certain pleasure in seeing him sent off”. But even then, he adds approvingly, “he always seemed to home in on people you’d like to see suffer a bit, like Alan Shearer. All the lads he went for had a certain git quality. His taste in enemies was quite good.”

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/oct/10/roy-keane-roddy-doyle-the-second-half
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: CJ on October 12, 2014, 02:50:14 PM
Wonder if the beard's gone so he matches the picture on the front of his book? Coincidence? I think not
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on October 12, 2014, 05:36:54 PM
Just noticed his ghostwriter is Roddy Doyle, is that the Commitments Roddy Doyle or a namesake?

It's the same Roddy Doyle.

I was thumbing through the book in Sainsburys today and I noticed that the photos in the middle had all been printed twice. Checked another copy and it was exactly the same. Strange. There's a picture of Keane in a Villa tracky with Lambert. Actually, there's two pictures.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: eamonn on October 12, 2014, 07:01:31 PM
I doubt its full of tits, fanny and Villa.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: PeterWithesShin on October 14, 2014, 12:21:53 AM
Quote
Roy Keane has said he will quit Aston Villa if his work with the Republic of Ireland suffers.

Paul Lambert's assistant manager at Villa Park is also No.2 to Martin O'Neill at the Republic of Ireland – and he said Villa boss Lambert was well aware of his position.

“I feel that if I am taking my eye off the ball with Ireland, then I will leave Aston Villa,” said Keane.

“There is no doubt about that. I have told Paul Lambert that, told Martin that and told the FAI that.

“But at the moment, it is OK. If we lose three or four on the spin (with Ireland), then I will leave Villa.

“But I’m still getting to games, I am on the training pitch at Villa, improving and am working with Irish lads like young Jack Grealish.

“The guilt would kill me if I thought ‘I am on a cushy one here’. I couldn’t work that way.

“I said before that you could do only one job, but I said that because I was only in the Ireland job a short period of time.

“I didn’t just jump into it with Villa. I sat down with Paul Lambert, had a think, and sat down Martin and the FAI and thought, I can adapt to this.

“It felt like a full-time job, but, having been in the Ireland job a while, I felt I could manage to do both.”

Meanwhile, Keane praised his namesake Robbie following the striker’s 12-minute hat-trick in the Republic’s 7-0 European Championship qualifying victory over Gibraltar on Saturday.

“He keeps doing it, he keeps doing the business and trains well, he’s a good professional. I’m not surprised by that at all,’’ said Keane.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Villan For Life on October 14, 2014, 08:13:56 AM
Just noticed his ghostwriter is Roddy Doyle, is that the Commitments Roddy Doyle or a namesake?

It's the same Roddy Doyle.

I was thumbing through the book in Sainsburys today and I noticed that the photos in the middle had all been printed twice. Checked another copy and it was exactly the same. Strange. There's a picture of Keane in a Villa tracky with Lambert. Actually, there's two pictures.

I noticed that in Waterstones, very odd.

I also checked the Villa references in the index and there are a few words about joining the Villa. He said we were a club that he "always had a soft spot" for us. Soft spot because of a guaranteed 6 points every season, eh Roy?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Ron Manager on October 14, 2014, 09:22:53 AM
Quote
Roy Keane has said he will quit Aston Villa if his work with the Republic of Ireland suffers.

Paul Lambert's assistant manager at Villa Park is also No.2 to Martin O'Neill at the Republic of Ireland – and he said Villa boss Lambert was well aware of his position.

“I feel that if I am taking my eye off the ball with Ireland, then I will leave Aston Villa,” said Keane.

“There is no doubt about that. I have told Paul Lambert that, told Martin that and told the FAI that.

“But at the moment, it is OK. If we lose three or four on the spin (with Ireland), then I will leave Villa.

“But I’m still getting to games, I am on the training pitch at Villa, improving and am working with Irish lads like young Jack Grealish.

“The guilt would kill me if I thought ‘I am on a cushy one here’. I couldn’t work that way.

“I said before that you could do only one job, but I said that because I was only in the Ireland job a short period of time.

“I didn’t just jump into it with Villa. I sat down with Paul Lambert, had a think, and sat down Martin and the FAI and thought, I can adapt to this.

“It felt like a full-time job, but, having been in the Ireland job a while, I felt I could manage to do both.”

Meanwhile, Keane praised his namesake Robbie following the striker’s 12-minute hat-trick in the Republic’s 7-0 European Championship qualifying victory over Gibraltar on Saturday.

“He keeps doing it, he keeps doing the business and trains well, he’s a good professional. I’m not surprised by that at all,’’ said Keane.

I thought things were going too well with Roy Keane. I now feel he might leave at a minutes notice if something or someone upsets him.

I suppose it was always going to be like that in fact.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Duncan Shaw on October 14, 2014, 10:04:15 AM
To be honest I think it's a nothing story that the Mail have sensationlised into a headline on a slow news day.  We knew when he came he said he'd see how it would balance and that the Ireland job was his priority.  He is away with Ireland at the moment and has been asked in the context of how it affects Ireland so has re-iterated that priority, but also said it is all fine at the moment.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: supertom on October 14, 2014, 11:32:08 AM
I'm enjoying having Keano here but I've never, and still don't, expect him to last a year here. So I'm enjoying the (slightly barmy) ride while it lasts.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on October 14, 2014, 11:52:11 AM
Quote
“I feel that if I am taking my eye off the ball with Ireland, then I will leave Aston Villa,” said Keane.

“But at the moment, it is OK. If we lose three or four on the spin (with Ireland), then I will leave Villa.


What if he loses three or four on the spin (with Villa)? he's deluded if he thinks he's the master of his own destiny.

I'm beginning to really go off him. I know he's flogging a book so he's courting all the publicity he can, but he's bigger news than the club at the moment, which can't be right. Just shut your fucking face, Roy, and get this team sorted 
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Toronto Villa on October 14, 2014, 11:53:01 AM
as it relates specifically to Villa there's been nothing barmy about it. It's been all rather sedate. Not unless you consider who is in the game, his past, his beard and his book as part of the experience.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: KevinGage on October 14, 2014, 01:17:19 PM
Well he's a serial walker, so it won't come as a shock.

For all the talk of him being a hardman, a recurring pattern seems to be when it gets tough, he goes missing.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: supertom on October 14, 2014, 02:50:51 PM
I don't think Villa's existence, outside of the fans would be considered at all this season were it not for Roy Keane being here. He's attached at least some interest to the club from the outside that we've not really had anything like for a few years now. It's nice not to be a complete afterthought.
I'd expect us to be an afterthought again the moment he buggers off to be honest. Short of us breaking into the top 6 and thus being impossible to ignore, or getting a high profile manager like we did when O Neill waltzed in.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: mike on October 14, 2014, 02:55:22 PM
I hope that Keane can do us a good job and if he does I hope he stays with us. However, he is a nasty, violent, big headed egotist and nothing will change my opinion of him.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Diablo on October 16, 2014, 04:42:19 PM
I think Keane is doing a great job. There is some steel, organisation and desire to be seen on the pitch this season (something that has sadly been missing for far too long). I actually like him. I find his honesty refreshing. He's a battler. Being Irish (and agreeing to that job first after having 3 years out of football) it's not a big shock to me that he would put more emphasis on that job than ours. I hope in time he has a genuine affection for us and continues to do a great job for us for a considerable time. I like the way he's come out and called Ferguson too - about time somebody did.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Gareth on October 23, 2014, 12:06:12 AM
Gotta love Keano :-)

From his interview in the Telegraph;
“I’m enjoying what I’m doing at the moment,” he says. “Villa’s a really good club – not so much a sleeping giant as one in a coma.

should definitely have that on a banner on the Holte fascia
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: supertom on October 23, 2014, 07:30:57 AM
Keano absolutely hit the nail on the head there.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Ian. on October 23, 2014, 07:34:09 AM
Yep, spot on and a coma with no idea when or or we awake.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: supertom on October 23, 2014, 07:37:39 AM
Yep, spot on and a coma with no idea when or or we awake.
Maybe we'll re-enact Kill Bill. We'll come out of our coma seeking vengeance on the rest of the Premiership. We'll lay waste to all who come to Villa park and we'll win the league. We'd have to play in an all yellow Kit though, and have Uma Thurman as our team mascot.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Richard E on October 23, 2014, 08:21:51 AM
Yep, spot on and a coma with no idea when or or we awake.

The concern given the way the financial goalposts have shifted in football is whether we are in a persistent vegetative state!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: rob_bridge on October 23, 2014, 08:34:48 AM
Yep, spot on and a coma with no idea when or or we awake.

It's had the affect on most of the fans too based on some of the dross we have played in recent times.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Richard E on October 23, 2014, 08:39:06 AM
Yep, spot on and a coma with no idea when or or we awake.

It's had the affect on most of the fans too based on some of the dross we have played in recent times.

I know! I know! Its serious!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Richard E on October 23, 2014, 09:31:06 AM
Well, I have to say I am very disappointed that no-one has commented "Do you really think we'll pull through?"
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: john e on October 23, 2014, 09:45:20 AM
'while you were sleeping'  all ended well
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on October 23, 2014, 09:58:54 AM
Were certainly playing like were in a coma
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on October 23, 2014, 10:00:16 AM
Well, I have to say I am very disappointed that no-one has commented "Do you really think we'll pull through?"

There were times when I could have murdered Herd
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Richard E on October 23, 2014, 10:01:52 AM
Well, I have to say I am very disappointed that no-one has commented "Do you really think we'll pull through?"

There were times when I could have murdered Herd

I would hate anything to happen to him, though.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Dave Cooper please on October 23, 2014, 12:10:20 PM
Well, I have to say I am very disappointed that no-one has commented "Do you really think we'll pull through?"

I think I may have just followed through if that's any help.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: PeterWithesShin on October 23, 2014, 12:11:52 PM
When they announced the new contract for Lambert there was Panic on the streets of Birmingham.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Brian Taylor on October 23, 2014, 12:17:15 PM
The young Roy..no change there then!


http://thescore.thejournal.ie/roy-keane-short-film-rockmount-clip-1736764-Oct2014/?utm_source=twitter_self
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Ian. on October 23, 2014, 01:34:37 PM
Yep, spot on and a coma with no idea when or or we awake.
Maybe we'll re-enact Kill Bill. We'll come out of our coma seeking vengeance on the rest of the Premiership. We'll lay waste to all who come to Villa park and we'll win the league. We'd have to play in an all yellow Kit though, and have Uma Thurman as our team mascot.
I'm sure Roy would rather have Uma whispering in his ear that our big cuddly Lion.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Risso on October 23, 2014, 03:03:27 PM
Well, I have to say I am very disappointed that no-one has commented "Do you really think we'll pull through?"

There were times when I could have murdered Herd

I would hate anything to happen to him, though.

Never mind Morrissey, the band we resemble most at the moment is our assistant manager's namesake, Keane. Bland, insipid and utterly lacking in imagination.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: supertom on October 23, 2014, 03:12:39 PM
Yep, spot on and a coma with no idea when or or we awake.
Maybe we'll re-enact Kill Bill. We'll come out of our coma seeking vengeance on the rest of the Premiership. We'll lay waste to all who come to Villa park and we'll win the league. We'd have to play in an all yellow Kit though, and have Uma Thurman as our team mascot.
I'm sure Roy would rather have Uma whispering in his ear that our big cuddly Lion.
Conversely, Uma would probably rather have a Lion whispering in her ear than Roy Keane.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: rob_bridge on October 23, 2014, 04:19:02 PM
Well, I have to say I am very disappointed that no-one has commented "Do you really think we'll pull through?"

There were times when I could have murdered Herd

I would hate anything to happen to him, though.

Never mind Morrissey, the band we resemble most at the moment is our assistant manager's namesake, Keane. Bland, insipid and utterly lacking in imagination.

Perceptive and Accurate

Speaking of the band has there ever been a more characterless front man in the history of music
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: andyaston on October 23, 2014, 05:04:18 PM
When they announced the new contract for Lambert there was Panic on the streets of Birmingham.
Ban the DJ.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: ciggiesnbeer on October 23, 2014, 06:46:27 PM
Yep, spot on and a coma with no idea when or or we awake.
Maybe we'll re-enact Kill Bill. We'll come out of our coma seeking vengeance on the rest of the Premiership. We'll lay waste to all who come to Villa park and we'll win the league. We'd have to play in an all yellow Kit though, and have Uma Thurman as our team mascot.
I'm sure Roy would rather have Uma whispering in his ear that our big cuddly Lion.

By the way, am I the only person on Earth who thinks Uma Thurman is ugly? Ever since Pulp Fiction when people were tripping on how amazing looking she was I thought she was very unpleasant to look at. Just... wrong, somehow.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: RichardBatchelor on October 23, 2014, 06:54:09 PM
I think Keane is doing a great job. There is some steel, organisation and desire to be seen on the pitch this season (something that has sadly been missing for far too long). I actually like him. I find his honesty refreshing. He's a battler. Being Irish (and agreeing to that job first after having 3 years out of football) it's not a big shock to me that he would put more emphasis on that job than ours. I hope in time he has a genuine affection for us and continues to do a great job for us for a considerable time. I like the way he's come out and called Ferguson too - about time somebody did.

I don't think Keane does 'affection', Diablo. He is quite professional though!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: dekko on October 23, 2014, 07:03:07 PM
Yep, spot on and a coma with no idea when or or we awake.
Maybe we'll re-enact Kill Bill. We'll come out of our coma seeking vengeance on the rest of the Premiership. We'll lay waste to all who come to Villa park and we'll win the league. We'd have to play in an all yellow Kit though, and have Uma Thurman as our team mascot.
I'm sure Roy would rather have Uma whispering in his ear that our big cuddly Lion.

By the way, am I the only person on Earth who thinks Uma Thurman is ugly? Ever since Pulp Fiction when people were tripping on how amazing looking she was I thought she was very unpleasant to look at. Just... wrong, somehow.

Shes fuglyful.  A bit like Rhianna (who has a bit of an odd face if you really look at her, and I have)
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Toronto Villa on October 23, 2014, 07:41:21 PM
With the size of her slap head she'd making a brilliant Centre Half.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Ian. on October 23, 2014, 08:11:15 PM
Yep, spot on and a coma with no idea when or or we awake.
Maybe we'll re-enact Kill Bill. We'll come out of our coma seeking vengeance on the rest of the Premiership. We'll lay waste to all who come to Villa park and we'll win the league. We'd have to play in an all yellow Kit though, and have Uma Thurman as our team mascot.
I'm sure Roy would rather have Uma whispering in his ear that our big cuddly Lion.

By the way, am I the only person on Earth who thinks Uma Thurman is ugly? Ever since Pulp Fiction when people were tripping on how amazing looking she was I thought she was very unpleasant to look at. Just... wrong, somehow.
Pretty or not she's too tall for me anyway. The only place I'd be able to whisper into is her fanny!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: adrenachrome on October 23, 2014, 08:23:16 PM
Well, I have to say I am very disappointed that no-one has commented "Do you really think we'll pull through?"

I think I may have just followed through if that's any help.

No help at all.

But if you you hand your untreated underpants into your local dry cleaners, you will be able to say you have pulled a Carol (Vorderman) © Chico Hamilton.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: pauliewalnuts on October 23, 2014, 08:35:08 PM
Speaking of the band has there ever been a more characterless front man in the history of music

I always used to hate their pianist, who used to jump around in a "look at me, I might be playing the piano, but I'm still rocking out" style thing.

Deeply irritating.

I disagree we are most like Keane, though - Keane had a few hits.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: saunders_heroes on October 23, 2014, 10:17:39 PM
Speaking of the band has there ever been a more characterless front man in the history of music

I always used to hate their pianist, who used to jump around in a "look at me, I might be playing the piano, but I'm still rocking out" style thing.

Deeply irritating.

I disagree we are most like Keane, though - Keane had a few hits.

They used to boast about having no guitars as well. A band without guitars is like a pub without beer.
Wankers.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Diablo on October 23, 2014, 10:24:29 PM
I think Keane is doing a great job. There is some steel, organisation and desire to be seen on the pitch this season (something that has sadly been missing for far too long). I actually like him. I find his honesty refreshing. He's a battler. Being Irish (and agreeing to that job first after having 3 years out of football) it's not a big shock to me that he would put more emphasis on that job than ours. I hope in time he has a genuine affection for us and continues to do a great job for us for a considerable time. I like the way he's come out and called Ferguson too - about time somebody did.

I don't think Keane does 'affection', Diablo. He is quite professional though!

You may have a point lol. I got the feeling that he has an emotional tie to Ireland (despite his infamous bust up) and also Man United. But after playing for both for so long it is only natural/human. He seemed to speak affectionately about Sunderland too during that BBC interview.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Villa in Denmark on October 23, 2014, 10:25:13 PM
It's not too often I wholeheartedly agree with s_h, but in this instance, hat off and round of applause.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: dekko on October 23, 2014, 10:44:56 PM
Speaking of the band has there ever been a more characterless front man in the history of music

Worth bearing in mind is that at the height of their fame he was addicted to cocaine.

He managed to be that boring and characterless even though he was coked up to the eyeballs
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: adrenachrome on October 24, 2014, 03:26:41 AM
Never trust a bastard with rosy cheeks.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: PeterWithesShin on October 26, 2014, 11:17:28 AM
Quote
Roy Keane has launched an attack on the network of ex-Manchester United players who he claims are afraid to criticise the club, likening the culture to the mafia.

The former midfielder, who spent 12 years at the club across one of its most successful eras, also compared the club to Disneyland for the way it is viewed by some of those connected at the club.

“When I look at United there’s just a lot of propaganda now, a lot of nonsense gets spoken, a lot of ex-players now work for the club, they are on contracts, ex-players from the 60s and 70s working for United and they always try to kid you on,” Keane said, before discussing the fall-out from his take on Nani's read card in a Champions League tie against Real Madrid.

“I had it with all the Nani stuff. My opinion was Nani meant it, he saw the guy coming, and he definitely meant it – the guy deserved to be sent off. But I remember Robbo (Bryan Robson) the next day. Robbo, who works for Man United – great player he was, but he’s employed by Man United so he’s got to comment on Man United, and what do you think he’s going to say? ‘Keaney’ – and I can still remember him saying it like that – ‘Keaney was the only one at Old Trafford who thought it was a red card.’ Well, the fucking referee thought it was a red card.

“That’s why I took a step back from Man United. They’re all decent lads, don’t get me wrong, but it’s almost like a mafia situation. If you think it’s a sending-off or David Gill might be wrong or Alex Ferguson, you say it. These people are just: ‘It’s Man United, woh!’ It’s like Disneyland – Man United Land, with fucking Mickey Mouse running everywhere."
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: AlexAlexCropley on October 26, 2014, 11:49:52 AM
I've just had an image of Man Utd Land, probably just off the M62 , and I think it's a goer.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Villa in Denmark on October 26, 2014, 11:53:35 AM
Quote
Roy Keane has launched an attack on the network of ex-Manchester United players who he claims are afraid to criticise the club, likening the culture to the mafia.

The former midfielder, who spent 12 years at the club across one of its most successful eras, also compared the club to Disneyland for the way it is viewed by some of those connected at the club.

“When I look at United there’s just a lot of propaganda now, a lot of nonsense gets spoken, a lot of ex-players now work for the club, they are on contracts, ex-players from the 60s and 70s working for United and they always try to kid you on,” Keane said, before discussing the fall-out from his take on Nani's read card in a Champions League tie against Real Madrid.

“I had it with all the Nani stuff. My opinion was Nani meant it, he saw the guy coming, and he definitely meant it – the guy deserved to be sent off. But I remember Robbo (Bryan Robson) the next day. Robbo, who works for Man United – great player he was, but he’s employed by Man United so he’s got to comment on Man United, and what do you think he’s going to say? ‘Keaney’ – and I can still remember him saying it like that – ‘Keaney was the only one at Old Trafford who thought it was a red card.’ Well, the fucking referee thought it was a red card.

“That’s why I took a step back from Man United. They’re all decent lads, don’t get me wrong, but it’s almost like a mafia situation. If you think it’s a sending-off or David Gill might be wrong or Alex Ferguson, you say it. These people are just: ‘It’s Man United, woh!’ It’s like Disneyland – Man United Land, with fucking Mickey Mouse running everywhere."

Always said they were a Mickey Mouse club :)
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: supertom on October 26, 2014, 12:30:52 PM
I've just had an image of Man Utd Land, probably just off the M62 , and I think it's a goer.
Probably full of tourists from London and South East Asia.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Duncan Shaw on October 27, 2014, 11:13:13 AM
I've just had an image of Man Utd Land, probably just off the M62 , and I think it's a goer.

Be better if it was just off the M25!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: McRusson on October 28, 2014, 12:19:03 PM
I'm pleased we took Keane on because I feel we have much more to gain than lose with his presence. However, it's becoming clear that AVFC are purely a stop off point to keep him in football until something else comes up. Worse, he's used the opportunity to raise his profile in order to flog his book (funny how the silly beard came off the moment he'd finished the media circuit). Let's face it we're a stepping stone on another football man's journey.

PS. I will not be saying this to his face.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: john e on October 28, 2014, 01:49:21 PM
From the bits I could see I thought he looked pretty disinterested last night
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: olaftab on October 28, 2014, 01:56:07 PM
He is a crap coach and manager. He proved that with Sunderland at this level and Ipswich at a lower level. I really don't know what he is doing here?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: mr underhill on October 28, 2014, 04:41:05 PM
growing an unfeasibly long beard, shaving it off again, promoting his book and telling the media that if the Villa gig upsets MON and their Irish gig, he'll be off.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Drummond on October 28, 2014, 06:33:37 PM
Has he actually got his arse of the bench once during a match since he joined us?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Risso on October 28, 2014, 07:40:19 PM
When Lambert was being interviewed by Sky after the game last night, the interviewer asked him what had been said in the changing room.  Lambert (correctly in my view) responded that what was said behind the dressing room doors should remain there.  Keane should take a leaf out of his book, the gossipy twat, I'm sick of hearing about his bloody biography.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Villa in Denmark on October 28, 2014, 08:12:50 PM
From the bits I could see I thought he looked pretty disinterested last night

At one point last night it looked like he saying a couple of Hail Marys.  Of course he could just have been praying that Lambert gets the boot and he can go too with a nice little severance package.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: LeeB on October 28, 2014, 08:15:32 PM
From the bits I could see I thought he looked pretty disinterested last night

At one point last night it looked like he saying a couple of Hail Marys.  Of course he could just have been praying that Lambert gets the boot and he can go too with a nice little severance package.

Or maybe he's thinking how he'll do things differently when he gets the job.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Villa in Denmark on October 28, 2014, 09:17:05 PM
I Genuinely don't think he'd take it.  The Ireland gig suits him right now, and why take on mission impossible, when he's now part of the problem.

He'd be on a hiding to nothing if he took it on and if there's one thing Keane is, I'd say it was calculating.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Risso on October 28, 2014, 10:38:41 PM
From the bits I could see I thought he looked pretty disinterested last night

At one point last night it looked like he saying a couple of Hail Marys.  Of course he could just have been praying that Lambert gets the boot and he can go too with a nice little severance package.

Or maybe he's thinking how he'll do things differently when he gets the job.

Yep, probably planning which of his two bosses to usurp first!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Des Little on October 28, 2014, 10:42:38 PM
Keane will be gone before Xmas. His heart's not in it, and let's be honest he hasn't made a scrap of difference. We are still shit.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: john e on October 29, 2014, 07:33:13 AM
Keane will be gone before Xmas. His heart's not in it, and let's be honest he hasn't made a scrap of difference. We are still shit.

In fairness he did that thing when he refused to shake Jose the special ones hand, and made him look a bit of a numty,
Which was nice
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: rob_bridge on October 29, 2014, 08:31:44 AM
I Genuinely don't think he'd take it.  The Ireland gig suits him right now, and why take on mission impossible, when he's now part of the problem.

He'd be on a hiding to nothing if he took it on and if there's one thing Keane is, I'd say it was calculating.

Agree and he can always go back to his punditry - let's face facts most channels would have him because he'll stir the hornets nest and can be the one maverick pundit. There aren't many.

Bascially you have the thoughtful, insightful ones like Hansen when he fisrt started andnow Danny Murphy and Gary Neville
Then you have the part of the circus clowns, bandwagon jumpers and not very bright - Savage and Ian Wright for instance
Then many of the others are much of a muchness or just downright lazy fuckers like Lawro

A gap in market for someone like Keane.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: supertom on October 29, 2014, 09:43:29 AM
The novelty value having Keane around has certainly worn off. It's just a gig to him. He's probably, by his standards, been quite restrained and we're still playing very much like a Paul Lambert side (unfortunately). And yes, he'll be gone in the next couple of months.

As for the prospect of him taking over should Lambert get shoved? No chance in hell. He's worked with these players and has sat and watched them from the touchline. If that's not enough to put someone off, I don't know what is. I think he's getting more and more bored of us by the minute probably. He's had enough exposure back in the Prem for his book. Once Crimbo has gone and the interest in that wanes, or gets overtaken by someone elses book (Rio has one coming out), then he'll go back to his cushy Ireland job.

He seems to prefer the No2 position at the moment. He comes in, does his thing, doesn't get any blame, doesn't deal with the politics.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: mr underhill on October 29, 2014, 11:02:35 AM
to allow the manger to act with impunity is unfortunate. To allow an assistant manager to do so  as well is sheer carelessness.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on October 29, 2014, 11:53:43 AM
Keane's days in football are numbered. After a disasterous first run as manager, he's now taking an apprenticeship from Dumb and Dumber, possibly two of the most tactically clueless managers around. He's on a hiding to nothing.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: PaulWinch again on October 30, 2014, 11:32:12 AM
I do wonder somewhat cynically whether he took the Villa role to help raise his profile in time for his book release.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Villa in Denmark on October 30, 2014, 01:18:28 PM
The novelty value having Keane around has certainly worn off. It's just a gig to him. He's probably, by his standards, been quite restrained and we're still playing very much like a Paul Lambert side (unfortunately). And yes, he'll be gone in the next couple of months.

As for the prospect of him taking over should Lambert get shoved? No chance in hell. He's worked with these players and has sat and watched them from the touchline. If that's not enough to put someone off, I don't know what is. I think he's getting more and more bored of us by the minute probably. He's had enough exposure back in the Prem for his book. Once Crimbo has gone and the interest in that wanes, or gets overtaken by someone elses book (Rio has one coming out), then he'll go back to his cushy Ireland job.

He seems to prefer the No2 position at the moment. He comes in, does his thing, doesn't get any blame, doesn't deal with the politics.

Well he's at the right club then, because right now we are shit.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: pauliewalnuts on October 30, 2014, 01:19:42 PM
I wasn't impressed by the appointment, but it seems a bit harsh to be lumping so much blame on Keane.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Fred on October 30, 2014, 01:44:30 PM
I wasn't impressed by the appointment, but it seems a bit harsh to be lumping so much blame on Keane.

I agree as it seemed wrong to lay all the praise on him when we started the season so well.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: levico on October 30, 2014, 01:48:10 PM
I think Lambert only took him on the share the blame - happy to oblige. I'm afraid they're both clueless.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: PaulWinch again on October 30, 2014, 03:15:44 PM
I'd say it's the fault of the management team collectively that we're playing so poorly.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: silhillvilla on October 30, 2014, 03:17:55 PM
I'd say it's the fault of the management team collectively that we're playing so poorly.
Along with the players themselves.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Brian Taylor on October 30, 2014, 03:18:45 PM
I'd say it's the fault of the management team collectively that we're playing so poorly.

Team is the operative word..10 points an they think they've done it...Spuds are gonna mash us at this rate.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Eigentor on October 30, 2014, 06:36:20 PM
I honestly don't know anything about his impact or competence as a coach. But the impression I get is that he thinks that he is a big former player and that we are a small club, so we should be happy to have him around even though he's only somewhat interested in us and not all that dedicated.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: peter w on October 30, 2014, 08:00:04 PM
I doubt he thinks we're a small club. he said that we weren't a sleeping giant but one in a coma. If he thought we were a small club he would have made some remarks related to that. people in and around the game now Villa are a big club, or at least we are off the pitch so I disagree wholeheartedly with your post.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: JUAN PABLO on October 30, 2014, 10:37:09 PM
So Roy Keane is on I'm on a celebrity get me out of here
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: SoccerHQ on October 30, 2014, 10:47:56 PM
I wasn't impressed by the appointment, but it seems a bit harsh to be lumping so much blame on Keane.

I'd agree. Just as it was OTT to be hailing him as a major influence for the first 4 games, it's wrong to blame him for this as Lambert obviously still has the final call on tactics and selections...etc.

What amused me in the summer was people naively assuming we'd suddenly play like men possessed as the players would be fearing a beating from Keane if not.

He's just passing through here and is probably wondering now what on earth he's got in to.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: JUAN PABLO on October 30, 2014, 11:02:46 PM
Well he wont be here for three weeks or longer
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: eamonn on October 30, 2014, 11:07:22 PM
Well, yeah, watching Westwood and Weimann huff and puff on a daily basis at Bodymoor or dine on kangaroo balls and listen to inane Z-list chatter...it's a no-brainer:

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B1OnnD2IMAEmSCB.jpg:small)

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/407720/Roy-Keane-I-m-A-Celebrity-offer
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: eamonn on October 30, 2014, 11:08:19 PM
(I know...he was offered but said 'No'. Too good a story to let the truth get in the way, though).
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: pauliewalnuts on October 30, 2014, 11:54:50 PM
I was in Waterstones the other day and looked at the Keane book.

I looked up the references to Villa - there weren't many. One of them said that he was happy to get the chance to work in coaching in the top flight, alongside Lambert and at "a club I have always had a soft spot for".

I'd be inclined to take him at his word.

This is not aimed at anyone in particular, but I find the whole "he's just using us as an easy ride / low commitment route into the game / something else implying he's not arsed" to be not only totally at odds with what we've seen of Keane in the past in terms of commitment, but also a bit small time on our part.

It all sounds a bit "he doesn't love us, we're too small for him to do that, he'll just leave us to go somewhere better as soon as he gets the chance" for my liking.

Like I said, I wasn't a huge fan of the appointment, but I really don't see the point in pulling apart the bloke's attachment or devotion to the job.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: SoccerHQ on October 31, 2014, 12:05:26 AM
I imagine his book was pretty much done this summer as he was appointed here so that explains only a paragraph or two on us.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: pauliewalnuts on October 31, 2014, 12:10:12 AM
Of course.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: curiousorange on October 31, 2014, 12:33:50 PM
I thought the Keane appointment was going to make a huge difference when you see the way we started. At Stoke, a place we're often bullied out of the points, we we resolute. At Anfield, we didn't let the place over-awe us. I put those two results in particular down to a change in mindset he was helping to foster.

I dislike Lambert's football, a lot, but you can't put the negative results down to him and the positives down to Keane. They're a working team and something's stopped gelling or we had a bit of a dead cat bounce because of a decent start. I'd be inclined to think the media interest has had a negative effect on Villa but Lambert would have known about the book, and I think the lack of form is purely down to too many negatives at once - hellish fixture list, defensive instability, front three with no confidence and an injury list which has to be a cosmic joke.

Keane is no miracle worker but his input has been worth something, even if it's stopped working. The important thing is that his heart is in it, because a motivated Keane could make a lot of difference. Personally, I wonder if the shine has worn off.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: mr underhill on October 31, 2014, 01:47:49 PM
I don't think his heart was ever in it to be honest; it was/is just another gig, a mean's to an end, earning him more money than other offers he had at the time. He'd probably be better off in the jungle with Ant and Dec.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Eigentor on October 31, 2014, 07:45:32 PM
I doubt he thinks we're a small club. he said that we weren't a sleeping giant but one in a coma. If he thought we were a small club he would have made some remarks related to that. people in and around the game now Villa are a big club, or at least we are off the pitch so I disagree wholeheartedly with your post.

Fair enough. The post was poorly written, the words "small club" wasn't meant to be taken out of context: what I wrote was that Keane apparently thinks that he was a big player and that we are a small club, ie. that he is bigger than the club.

Maybe this assertion is unjust. I guess most of it stems from the quotes implying that he will quit once he finds that the job interferes with his other commitments. Probably, his association with MON doesn't alleviate these concerns.

As a Villa fan it's difficult to look at this objectively. Maybe one should be realistic about the number of applicants to the job as assistant manager for a somewhat unpopular manager working for an owner that wants to sell.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: olaftab on October 31, 2014, 07:50:55 PM
Not sure about this jungle story. I hope he won't do that but let's wait and see.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: N'Rexy on November 12, 2014, 10:27:57 PM
Keane has been involved in an 'incident' at the Ireland team hotel. Police called. Rumours of fisticuffs. Say it ain't so Roy. 
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: silhillvilla on November 12, 2014, 10:39:22 PM
Jesus it just gets worse. Decked a fan by accounts on twatter
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: pauliewalnuts on November 12, 2014, 10:49:45 PM
Apparently, it was MON he decked.









I wish.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: curiousorange on November 12, 2014, 10:50:18 PM
Jesus it just gets worse. Decked a fan by accounts on twatter

Other way around, it seems. Another assistant manager coming up, then.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: silhillvilla on November 12, 2014, 10:51:18 PM
Should shift a few books anyway so not all bad.
I'm a celebrity get me outta heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere
Bye Roy
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: dave.woodhall on November 12, 2014, 10:51:28 PM
Jesus it just gets worse. Decked a fan by accounts on twatter

Other way around, it seems. Another assistant manager coming up, then.

Why?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: supertom on November 12, 2014, 11:00:28 PM
Maybe he'll just get turfed out of the Ireland job (if true) and he can concentrate 100% on this job.

Not that I'd expect that to make much difference.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: OCD on November 12, 2014, 11:02:02 PM
Material for his next book.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: E I Adio on November 13, 2014, 12:50:10 AM
Report in the Graun (http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/nov/12/roy-keane-investigation-police-hotel-fight-ireland)
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Toronto Villa on November 13, 2014, 01:40:59 AM
Why would you take on Roy Keane and especially over something as trivial as signing a book?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: dave.woodhall on November 13, 2014, 01:52:26 AM
Why would you take on Roy Keane and especially over something as trivial as signing a book?

There's always somebody who wants to make a name for himself.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: hilts_coolerking on November 13, 2014, 02:30:55 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/30031989 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/30031989)
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Dominic22 on November 13, 2014, 07:47:39 AM
Who knows, but if his was sparked by not signing an autograph then silly but I can somewhat see how it happened.

When he was Ireland assistant he came to villa park to watch a game, we are in the family stand and before the game talk outside to friends and the stewards who we have known for years on the steps on the players carpark, for the last 3 years about the most enjoyable part of the day.... Roy came in and was asked for an autograph by a kid and family and he was exceptionally rude didn't swear but but was just so dismissive and seemed to go out of his way to be awkward, he said I don't sign these as all you do is go and sell them later...got my back up  as there was just no need and if I had any pull would have told him to sling his hook there and then and watch the game on match of the day. 

Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Witton Warrior on November 13, 2014, 08:12:53 AM
Oh well - looks like Keane has just become an entertaining distraction from the crap football - at least we had a laugh for a few weeks...
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Ger Regan on November 13, 2014, 09:32:58 AM
Another potential example of why you should not jump to conclusions.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Lizz on November 13, 2014, 09:41:50 AM
Another potential example of why you should not jump to conclusions.

I agree but can't help thinking some people relish an opportunity to take the moral high ground at the earliest opportunity. Especially when they have no interest in the subject matter, no confirmation of what actually happened, but are effectively shouting 'look at me, my opinion's important'.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: silhillvilla on November 13, 2014, 09:44:20 AM
It's the problem with twitter, news breaks fast but not always accurately.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Ger Regan on November 13, 2014, 10:55:29 AM
It's the problem with twitter, news breaks fast but not always accurately.
I take it you'll think twice before believing it next time, then?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: brontebilly on November 13, 2014, 11:06:36 AM
The Walkers Leprechaun loves being the main story.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: pauliewalnuts on November 13, 2014, 12:24:02 PM
This whole twitter thing, it isn't really difficult. The trick is to pay attention to who is saying it, not just what they are saying.

So many people go on about "it's on twitter, so it's probably nonsense" which is about as accurate as saying "it's on paper, so it's probably true". Look who is saying it and make your own judgements. If it is something about Villa and it is coming from some random account with 25 followers, it is significantly less likely to be true than something coming from Mat Kendrick, for example.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: silhillvilla on November 13, 2014, 12:46:39 PM
It's the problem with twitter, news breaks fast but not always accurately.
I take it you'll think twice before believing it next time, then?
Still waiting for the full facts I guess . Punches may or may not have been thrown in both directions .
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Ger Regan on November 13, 2014, 01:24:06 PM
You still jumped to conclusions, including that he would leave / be fired as assistant.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: silhillvilla on November 13, 2014, 01:48:39 PM
You still jumped to conclusions, including that he would leave / be fired as assistant.
I did. Need to start filtering everything I read on twitter .
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: passport1 on November 13, 2014, 01:56:09 PM
I must say I am surprised at anyone jumping to the defense of Roy Keane and yet others hoping he had decked MON, a perfect gentleman.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: E I Adio on November 13, 2014, 01:57:28 PM
You still jumped to conclusions, including that he would leave / be fired as assistant.
I did. Need to start filtering everything I read on twitter .

You could perhaps make your life even easier by not reading anything on twitter.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: lordmcgrath5 on November 13, 2014, 02:15:37 PM
Who knows, but if his was sparked by not signing an autograph then silly but I can somewhat see how it happened.

When he was Ireland assistant he came to villa park to watch a game, we are in the family stand and before the game talk outside to friends and the stewards who we have known for years on the steps on the players carpark, for the last 3 years about the most enjoyable part of the day.... Roy came in and was asked for an autograph by a kid and family and he was exceptionally rude didn't swear but but was just so dismissive and seemed to go out of his way to be awkward, he said I don't sign these as all you do is go and sell them later...got my back up  as there was just no need and if I had any pull would have told him to sling his hook there and then and watch the game on match of the day. 

Whatever the truth of the latest incident in Ireland, I think this - entirely credible - story says a lot about Roy Keane and illustrates
 why I won't be sad to see him leave our club, whenever that may be.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: placeforparks on November 13, 2014, 02:31:56 PM
footage here: https://vine.co/v/OiVXTb9bAA0
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: mr underhill on November 13, 2014, 02:39:55 PM
could have sworn I saw that footage ages ago
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Dave on November 13, 2014, 03:13:02 PM
I must say I am surprised at anyone jumping to the defense of Roy Keane and yet others hoping he had decked MON, a perfect gentleman.

Shurely shome mishtake?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Ron Manager on November 13, 2014, 03:39:23 PM
You can be sure the hotel footage will make its way onto the internet. I personally would not be as crass to view it.

Yes I would!!!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: mr underhill on November 13, 2014, 06:36:11 PM
Roy's next gig is going to be as the front half of Craig Revel Horwood's pantomime cow in Jack and the Beanstalk.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Ron Manager on November 14, 2014, 01:50:21 PM
I was reading an Irish newspaper in Sainsburys this morning. It appears this fellow is well known in Irish circles. His name is Frank Gillespie.
Apparently Roy refused to sign his book(which of course is his right) and an arguement devolved over a sporting book he had ghost written
about Irish football.Anyway it ended with this wannabe ripping a few pages out of Keane's book which Roy did not like at all and shoved the guy who lost his balance and fell over a table.

Nothing much to it it would appear. Guy gets his picture in the papers and Roy carries on as normal.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Clampy on November 14, 2014, 02:11:10 PM
On WM last night, they played the Rocky theme tune as a piss take. It was all very typical juvenille.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: silhillvilla on November 14, 2014, 03:25:35 PM
It's a shame Roy wasn't around for Champneys or Gatecrasher incidents.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: dcdavecollett on November 15, 2014, 06:53:13 PM
Of course, if Gillespie had just thrust his head into Keane's face, he would have been absolved of all blame...
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: CorkVilla on November 17, 2014, 07:17:46 PM
Keane having a go at at Jack Grealish's dad in a press conference today...
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Dave on November 17, 2014, 07:26:12 PM
Quote
Reporter: "I expect to get the stare but I'm going to ask it anyway. Martin was asked before the match about the incident, and he said it was a distraction, but he'd moved on. In the last six months - I'd like your thoughts on this - between the Celtic link, Villa link, the book being published and the incident last week."

Keane interrupts: "'I'm not giving you any comment. Why would you think I have to give you an opinion on everything? Do you think you've a right to sit there and ask me anything you want and get an answer? I think I've been more than fair with you."

Reporter: "You have. But my point is Martin has been asked about distractions. Has he had enough of those distractions?"

Keane: "What are you asking me for? What are you talking about? What distractions? Can I do anything about the Celtic stuff?"

Reporter: "Yeah, Celtic and Villa."

Keane: "Can I do anything about them things that come up? If I get approached about a job and I'm up front with the manager and the media, do you want me to... how is that a distraction? What can I do about that? You're making out I'm bringing all these distractions on."

Reporter: "So they just happen, they're just coincidences?"

Keane: "Well, if a club approaches me, these things just happen, yeah. How is the book....you think the book's a distraction to a group of professional people? Do me a favour.

"And then people all writing about the incident the other night, lies... and people have got pals and talking to them. You think I've got to justify that to everyone? You all sit there and think I've got to answer to everything?

"Who in the hell do you think you are? I've got to answer to you? I answer to the FAI and Martin. And if we don't get the right results, I'll be gone and you won't lose a minute's sleep,so don't worry about distractions. The things you write about are distractions."

Reporter: "It was an obvious thing to write about. There was an incident, so we had to write about it."

Keane: "Exactly. But you're on about Celtic and Aston Villa. What do you want me to do about them? If Celtic approached me, what did you want me to say? You couldn't get enough of it. So what can I do about the Celtic situation?"

Reporter: "I don't know. It was extraordinary that Martin brought it into our attention."

Keane: "And what other incidents? The book? Do you think the book was a distraction? An agreement was made six months before it was out."

Press officer attempts to intervene: "Leave it there, thanks."

Keane: "Ask Martin. What's he said?"

Reporter: "I think he's had enough of these (distractions)."

Keane: "Go and ask him. Go and see him in the lobby. You're not brave enough to ask him?"

Reporter: "I am brave enough to ask him."

Keane: "Go and ask him. You're asking me what Martin O'Neill might be thinking? Why don't you ask Martin?"

Press officer: "All right."

Keane: "What if we qualified? Do you think it will be a distraction? Are you thinking it's all a distraction from the result the other night?"

Reporter: "It was the build-up to the game for 24 hours. Everyone was talking about it."

Keane: "What was the problem?"

Reporter: "We were all talking about it."

Keane: "Talking about what? Talking about something you don't have a clue about, and everyone writing lies. The usual nonsense. 'This happened, that happened..."'

Second reporter: "You said you wouldn't talk about Frank [Gillespie] and what happened the other night. Have you anything to say about it?"

Keane: "Frank? You know him?"

Second reporter: "Yes."

Keane: "Of course you do. You know him well. You know Mick McCarthy well, don't you? You know Frank well, don't you?"

Second reporter: "Do you want to say anything about the other night?"

Keane doesn't respond. He gets up and leaves the room. As he does, the two reporters thank him. He pauses briefly and says: "For what?"

First reporter: "For your time."
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: saunders_heroes on November 17, 2014, 07:31:42 PM
Keane having a go at at Jack Grealish's dad in a press conference today...

It's hardly a big deal though. He was asked a question and he answered it honestly.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Legion on November 17, 2014, 07:56:18 PM
He's turning into quite the little rent-a-gob.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Clampy on November 17, 2014, 08:01:36 PM
I don't understand why the reporter brought up Celtic and Us. I'm not surprised Keane got arsey with him.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Nastylee on November 17, 2014, 08:03:12 PM
It's a nice distraction :)
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Ads on November 17, 2014, 08:04:37 PM
Because he gets asked a question and answers it straight?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: ChicagoLion on November 17, 2014, 08:08:27 PM
The press have worked out that Keane will fill lots of news papers and media time because the bloke is a walking headline, or to put it another way a PR disaster waiting to happen.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on November 17, 2014, 08:15:15 PM
Roy Keane in controversy shock.  This is what happens.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Ron Manager on November 17, 2014, 08:19:18 PM
What I'm looking forward to is the BBC asking Roy Keane to take part in the next series of Strictly..with Ola Jordan as his partner. To say it will be essential viewing goes without without saying.

Craig Revel Horwood......Well darlllling your hands were all askew.

Roy Keane.  What right do you have to say that. You know fcuk all about ballroom dancing you ****.

Ola.  You tell him Roy!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on November 17, 2014, 08:21:19 PM
I understand him getting annoyed and defending himself.  I just wish he'd show a quarter of that passion when playing the part of our Assistant Manager.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: silhillvilla on November 17, 2014, 08:36:13 PM
This isn't going to end well is it
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Walmley_Villa on November 17, 2014, 10:12:17 PM
So is anybody coaching our players whilst he is away or is Lambert mumbling to them each morning?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: cdward on November 18, 2014, 03:36:21 PM
Was at a corporate do in Dublin yesterday with Roy Keane and MON. Standard q&a session hosted by local radio journalist. Keane wound MON up a treat by saying he now had 3 months off before his next competitive game, he also made a light hearted joke and said it wasn't a great time at Villa at the moment.
No tough questions as they had to be submitted beforehand and were obviously vetted. They were asked what was their favourite curry, and have they tried the Villa balti pie, MON put on an Indian accent and said there were quite a lot of Indians in Birmingham! I thought it was bizarre, but most of the audience seemed to laugh with him. Keane said he liked chicken korma.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: LeeB on November 18, 2014, 03:38:31 PM
Was at a corporate do in Dublin yesterday with Roy Keane and MON. Standard q&a session hosted by local radio journalist. Keane wound MON up a treat by saying he now had 3 months off before his next competitive game, he also made a light hearted joke and said it wasn't a great time at Villa at the moment.
No tough questions as they had to be submitted beforehand and were obviously vetted. They were asked what was their favourite curry, and have they tried the Villa balti pie, MON put on an Indian accent and said there were quite a lot of Indians in Birmingham! I thought it was bizarre, but most of the audience seemed to laugh with him. Keane said he liked chicken korma.

So it's not just his tactics that are stuck in the 70's.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on November 18, 2014, 03:38:44 PM
Was at a corporate do in Dublin yesterday with Roy Keane and MON. Standard q&a session hosted by local radio journalist. Keane wound MON up a treat by saying he now had 3 months off before his next competitive game, he also made a light hearted joke and said it wasn't a great time at Villa at the moment.
No tough questions as they had to be submitted beforehand and were obviously vetted. They were asked what was their favourite curry, and have they tried the Villa balti pie, MON put on an Indian accent and said there were quite a lot of Indians in Birmingham! I thought it was bizarre, but most of the audience seemed to laugh with him. Keane said he liked chicken korma.

One of the most bizarre things I've ever read on here.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: silhillvilla on November 18, 2014, 03:44:45 PM
Was at a corporate do in Dublin yesterday with Roy Keane and MON. Standard q&a session hosted by local radio journalist. Keane wound MON up a treat by saying he now had 3 months off before his next competitive game, he also made a light hearted joke and said it wasn't a great time at Villa at the moment.
No tough questions as they had to be submitted beforehand and were obviously vetted. They were asked what was their favourite curry, and have they tried the Villa balti pie, MON put on an Indian accent and said there were quite a lot of Indians in Birmingham! I thought it was bizarre, but most of the audience seemed to laugh with him. Keane said he liked chicken korma.
Not sure if serious
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: LeeB on November 18, 2014, 03:47:15 PM
Was at a corporate do in Dublin yesterday with Roy Keane and MON. Standard q&a session hosted by local radio journalist. Keane wound MON up a treat by saying he now had 3 months off before his next competitive game, he also made a light hearted joke and said it wasn't a great time at Villa at the moment.
No tough questions as they had to be submitted beforehand and were obviously vetted. They were asked what was their favourite curry, and have they tried the Villa balti pie, MON put on an Indian accent and said there were quite a lot of Indians in Birmingham! I thought it was bizarre, but most of the audience seemed to laugh with him. Keane said he liked chicken korma.

And another thing, it's ok for Keane to have a pop at the 'prawn sandwich brigade' over their extremely bland choice of refreshment, and yet he's a fan of chicken korma?

Pfft.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Dr Butler on November 18, 2014, 03:50:11 PM
Was at a corporate do in Dublin yesterday with Roy Keane and MON. Standard q&a session hosted by local radio journalist. Keane wound MON up a treat by saying he now had 3 months off before his next competitive game, he also made a light hearted joke and said it wasn't a great time at Villa at the moment.
No tough questions as they had to be submitted beforehand and were obviously vetted. They were asked what was their favourite curry, and have they tried the Villa balti pie, MON put on an Indian accent and said there were quite a lot of Indians in Birmingham! I thought it was bizarre, but most of the audience seemed to laugh with him. Keane said he liked chicken korma.

And another thing, it's ok for Keane to have a pop at the 'prawn sandwich brigade' over their extremely bland choice of refreshment, and yet he's a fan of chicken korma?

Pfft.

that's what I thought...a Korma ?  no offence Ladies but that's a girl's curry Roy....tsk

UTV
The Doc
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on November 18, 2014, 03:51:44 PM
Was at a corporate do in Dublin yesterday with Roy Keane and MON. Standard q&a session hosted by local radio journalist. Keane wound MON up a treat by saying he now had 3 months off before his next competitive game, he also made a light hearted joke and said it wasn't a great time at Villa at the moment.
No tough questions as they had to be submitted beforehand and were obviously vetted. They were asked what was their favourite curry, and have they tried the Villa balti pie, MON put on an Indian accent and said there were quite a lot of Indians in Birmingham! I thought it was bizarre, but most of the audience seemed to laugh with him. Keane said he liked chicken korma.

And another thing, it's ok for Keane to have a pop at the 'prawn sandwich brigade' over their extremely bland choice of refreshment, and yet he's a fan of chicken korma?

Pfft.

that's what I thought...a Korma ?  no offence Ladies but that's a girl's curry Roy....tsk

UTV
The Doc

I bet he washes it down with half a shandy, little finger cocked as he sips it, the puff.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Dr Butler on November 18, 2014, 03:55:32 PM
Was at a corporate do in Dublin yesterday with Roy Keane and MON. Standard q&a session hosted by local radio journalist. Keane wound MON up a treat by saying he now had 3 months off before his next competitive game, he also made a light hearted joke and said it wasn't a great time at Villa at the moment.
No tough questions as they had to be submitted beforehand and were obviously vetted. They were asked what was their favourite curry, and have they tried the Villa balti pie, MON put on an Indian accent and said there were quite a lot of Indians in Birmingham! I thought it was bizarre, but most of the audience seemed to laugh with him. Keane said he liked chicken korma.

And another thing, it's ok for Keane to have a pop at the 'prawn sandwich brigade' over their extremely bland choice of refreshment, and yet he's a fan of chicken korma?

Pfft.

that's what I thought...a Korma ?  no offence Ladies but that's a girl's curry Roy....tsk

UTV
The Doc

I bet he washes it down with half a shandy, little finger cocked as he sips it, the puff.

yeah I bet he does, the ponce...
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: silhillvilla on November 18, 2014, 03:57:04 PM
I'm trying to picture MON doing an Indian impersonation.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: pauliewalnuts on November 18, 2014, 04:20:02 PM
Was at a corporate do in Dublin yesterday with Roy Keane and MON. Standard q&a session hosted by local radio journalist. Keane wound MON up a treat by saying he now had 3 months off before his next competitive game, he also made a light hearted joke and said it wasn't a great time at Villa at the moment.
No tough questions as they had to be submitted beforehand and were obviously vetted. They were asked what was their favourite curry, and have they tried the Villa balti pie, MON put on an Indian accent and said there were quite a lot of Indians in Birmingham! I thought it was bizarre, but most of the audience seemed to laugh with him. Keane said he liked chicken korma.

And another thing, it's ok for Keane to have a pop at the 'prawn sandwich brigade' over their extremely bland choice of refreshment, and yet he's a fan of chicken korma?

Pfft.

What sort of "man" chooses chicken korma, FFS?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: LeeB on November 18, 2014, 04:32:19 PM
So we now know this was the look he was going for earlier in the season:

(http://s.marketwatch.com/public/resources/MWimages/MW-CD056_Eurovi_MG_20140511105246.jpg)
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: mr underhill on November 18, 2014, 06:03:27 PM
Roy always looks to me like a guy desperately trying to hide the channelling of an inner transvestism
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: AlexAlexCropley on November 18, 2014, 06:04:29 PM
Was at a corporate do in Dublin yesterday with Roy Keane and MON. Standard q&a session hosted by local radio journalist. Keane wound MON up a treat by saying he now had 3 months off before his next competitive game, he also made a light hearted joke and said it wasn't a great time at Villa at the moment.
No tough questions as they had to be submitted beforehand and were obviously vetted. They were asked what was their favourite curry, and have they tried the Villa balti pie, MON put on an Indian accent and said there were quite a lot of Indians in Birmingham! I thought it was bizarre, but most of the audience seemed to laugh with him. Keane said he liked chicken korma.
For someone who is a supposed scholar of forensic detail I'm surprised he didn't know that the Indians he made reference to were more than likely from Bangladesh but hey, what's a different country between friends
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: mr underhill on November 18, 2014, 06:06:38 PM
I think MON always thought Birmingham was a different country
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: olaftab on November 18, 2014, 09:37:34 PM
that's what I thought...a Korma ?  no offence Ladies but that's a girl's curry Roy....tsk

UTV
The Doc
Or hospital food?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: edgysatsuma89 on November 19, 2014, 10:37:59 AM
I don't eat hot curries :-(. I must be a back door salesman as well (long suspected). I like to taste the fuckers rather than it feel like I've taken a bite out of the sun.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Brend'Watkins on November 19, 2014, 10:44:21 AM
Curries which are not hot are not curries, they're just plain food. In the same way as Alcohol free beer is just a plain drink.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Dr Butler on November 19, 2014, 10:45:34 AM
that's what I thought...a Korma ?  no offence Ladies but that's a girl's curry Roy....tsk

UTV
The Doc
Or hospital food?
:)
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: edgysatsuma89 on November 19, 2014, 02:07:39 PM
Curries which are not hot are not curries, they're just plain food. In the same way as Alcohol free beer is just a plain drink.

Ooo i disagree Bren'd, a curry doesn't have to be hot to have taste. That in mind i still don't agree with Keane's choice.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: LeeB on November 19, 2014, 02:50:36 PM
Curries which are not hot are not curries, they're just plain food. In the same way as Alcohol free beer is just a plain drink.

Ooo i disagree Bren'd, a curry doesn't have to be hot to have taste. That in mind i still don't agree with Keane's choice.

You may disagree, but you're still wrong.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: supertom on November 19, 2014, 02:52:17 PM
If I were to ever have a Korma, I'd want it served in a glass to use as a tasty mouth cooler while eating a proper curry like a Naga or Phaal.
But as a main meal? No way. If you want something that mild and creamy for a main meal you may as well grab your beret, your book of philosophical poetry and fuck off to the nearest French restaurant instead.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: mr underhill on November 19, 2014, 04:25:23 PM
it's funny you should say that. Only last week I found myself in a great little French bistro in Leamington reading a little of Jean Baudrillard's poetry whilst waiting for my sole meuniere.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: LeeB on November 19, 2014, 04:34:37 PM
it's funny you should say that. Only last week I found myself in a great little French bistro in Leamington reading a little of Jean Baudrillard's poetry whilst waiting for my sole meuniere.

You are pauliewalnuts and I claim my £5.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on November 19, 2014, 06:32:53 PM
it's funny you should say that. Only last week I found myself in a great little French bistro in Leamington reading a little of Jean Baudrillard's poetry whilst waiting for my sole meuniere.

You are pauliewalnuts' secret lover and I claim my £10.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: mr underhill on November 19, 2014, 08:07:52 PM
I am not a secret lover, I am a free man, and won't be stamped, filed, indexed briefed or debriefed. My life is my own.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: adrenachrome on November 19, 2014, 08:14:11 PM
You won't get it!
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: edgysatsuma89 on November 19, 2014, 11:25:28 PM
Damn, where are all the pussy claat mild curry lovers?

Funny enough mentioning it being a dessert, i have this curry in like a doughnut bread and it basically is just that. And I fucking love it.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: john e on November 20, 2014, 08:24:10 AM
My name is john, and I'm a mild curry lover
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: mr underhill on November 20, 2014, 08:31:37 AM
that sounds less like a confession and more like a line from a half remembered song. I'm sure I've heard Fat Les sing something similar. Anyway I like Korma , especially for breakfast.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: LeeB on November 20, 2014, 10:19:03 AM
that sounds less like a confession and more like a line from a half remembered song. I'm sure I've heard Fat Les sing something similar. Anyway I like Korma , especially for breakfast.

Sometimes I like a Korma, other times a Vindaloo.

I'm a Korma Chameleon.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: silhillvilla on November 20, 2014, 10:25:00 AM
Butter Chicken Please Reg.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on November 20, 2014, 10:41:29 AM
Surprised Keane didn't opt for some kind of prawn based curry
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: edgysatsuma89 on November 20, 2014, 11:04:35 AM
My name is john, and I'm a mild curry lover

Welcome John. Now how long have you been a mild curry lover for?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Toronto Villa on November 20, 2014, 04:01:01 PM
Vindaloo for me. Hot enough that you can sweat out the flu you were going to get in a months time.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Legion on November 20, 2014, 07:40:34 PM
Naga or North Indian Garlic chicken.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: supertom on November 20, 2014, 07:43:10 PM
I'm a two curries kind of guy. If I get a takeaway, myself and the Mrs normally get two mains, and have half of each. I'm not simply satisfied to have just one curry.
Sometimes I might throw in a veggie side.

And yes...I regret it the next morning. And so does the plumbing, but that's a matter to be discussed on the shithouse thread.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: adrenachrome on November 20, 2014, 11:34:43 PM
Daily Express (http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/537875/Everton-Ireland-Roberto-Martinez-Roy-Keane-football-news)

Quote
Everton's Roberto Martinez brands Roy Keane comments 'nonsense'

ROBERTO MARTINEZ has delivered a withering riposte to Roy Keane's claims Everton put pressure on players not to appear for the Republic of Ireland and warned he risked turning the fans against their own stars.


By: Paul Joyce Published: Thu, November 20, 2014

The Everton manager went as far as dismissing Republic assistant manager Keane's biting criticism as "complete nonsense" and claimed he was working to his own agenda.

James McCarthy missed the Republic's Euro 2016 qualifying defeat to Scotland last Friday with a hamstring injury and had been absent for the previous two matches as well, including the draw with Germany.

Seamus Coleman also sat out the stalemate in Gelsenkirchen but both players appeared in Everton's win four days later against Aston Villa, for whom Keane is also assistant manager.

Keane brought the situation into the open last week, but Martinez offered a fierce rebuttal of the claims and said it was a private matter between him and Republic boss Martin O'Neill.

"James picked up a grade one hamstring problem against Sunderland," said the Everton manager. "Normally with these injuries they clear between eight and 10 days but in that period you are injured.

"I don't think it is an issue at all. If there is an issue it should be treated with respect and privately to try and get to the bottom of it.

"To come out and make things public could put some of the Irish fans thinking that the players don't want to play or that Everton have stopped some players from playing. That's nonsense. That's ridiculous.

"You just have to look at Everton and how proud we are as a football club to see our players representing us for their countries.

"Since I've been at Everton, over 140 caps have been shared between 18 players. That's a record that speaks for itself.

"It's wrong and unfair to put a doubt in the mind of the fans to think that the players could be having second thoughts about representing their country. That's maybe something that's happened in the past but I guarantee you that it's not the case in our dressing room."

Keane had been scathing of Everton and said there needed to be more consultation in the future if matters persisted.

"You always get the impression from Everton that Seamus and James are both barely able to walk," said Keane. "So when they actually turn up and they are walking through the reception, you think 'Praise the Lord, it's a miracle'."

Martinez swatted that aside and appeared to allude to Keane walking out on his country before the 2002 World Cup.

"I could easily comment on it and it would be an easy target because of his previous as a player, but my relationship is with Martin O'Neill," he said.

"I don't know the agenda that that person has behind that. Does that person do it as an ex-player? Does he do it as a fan? Does he do it in his position? Because if the two managers talk, it doesn't make much sense for him to do it.

"Our relationship with the Republic of Ireland is very good. We are in an age in football in which when injuries happen, players get a scan for everything, and it's not a subjective opinion where I think someone is carrying a problem; that's gone out of the game.

"In the cases that everyone is talking about, no one has mentioned that Seamus Coleman played against Scotland with five stitches in his foot. No one is mentioning that when everyone [in the Ireland camp] is aware of it."

Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Clark W Griswold on November 21, 2014, 10:16:32 AM
Keane's comment did make me laugh though, surprisingly witty.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Nev on November 28, 2014, 09:35:23 AM
He's gone.

Surprise sur-fucking-prise.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Dave P on November 28, 2014, 09:36:27 AM
He came, he saw, he dragged us through the mud a bit with his book by association, he fucked off.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: OasisVillain on November 28, 2014, 09:36:38 AM
Like rats running from a sinking ship.......... even Keane couldn't stomach it any longer
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Dave P on November 28, 2014, 09:37:03 AM
What's Kevin McDonald up to these days ?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: wozwebs on November 28, 2014, 09:38:04 AM
No shock really, didn't seem to make much difference. Will the last one out please turn out the lights! Piss take of a club now
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: MoetVillan on November 28, 2014, 09:39:37 AM
Roy Keane who?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Clampy on November 28, 2014, 09:40:34 AM
Not overly surprised if I'm honest.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Monty on November 28, 2014, 09:42:28 AM
Well, it's just possible that he helped solidify our defence, because there's no doubt that we're much better organised at the back than before (just as shit in attack, of course), and if so, credit where its due. However, he's a raging psychopath with all the self-control of Dinsdale Piranha, so I'm not so displeased that his association with our club has ended.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: simon ward 50 on November 28, 2014, 09:42:35 AM
Meaning Evil headline?

VILLA IN NEW CRISIS
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: PaulWinch again on November 28, 2014, 09:42:43 AM
Shock horror, hopefully Lambert will follow him.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on November 28, 2014, 09:42:58 AM
Can't say i'm overly bothered either
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: paulcomben on November 28, 2014, 09:44:03 AM
'Keane came to the decision after admitting that fully committing to both jobs and making the necessary time for his family was proving impossible.
He said: “Ultimately, my roles with Villa and Ireland and combining my commitment to these have become too much,” '

Er, everyone said that from the start. Lambert is absolutely undermined now. Not only does he have the worst record of any Villa manager, he has lost every coach he has hired.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: manic-road on November 28, 2014, 09:45:11 AM
Not surprised, I thought he would have left before now tbh once he saw how disinterested the chairman is in the club.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: manic-road on November 28, 2014, 09:45:38 AM
Stick it up yer bollocks Roy.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: PaulWinch again on November 28, 2014, 09:45:48 AM
Please be the end of Lambert as well.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: saunders_heroes on November 28, 2014, 09:47:44 AM
What the fuck is going on at the Villa?
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Tom_Mc9? on November 28, 2014, 09:47:46 AM
I wouldn't bet on it - Fox has said they're focusing on finding as new assistant for Lambert.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: tom jennings III on November 28, 2014, 09:47:56 AM
Let's hope this is the first domino falling in a new direction. But it's not.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: WarszaVillan on November 28, 2014, 09:48:26 AM
Who are our coaches now - do we actually have any? Lambert seems left on his own, with no assistant, no specialist tactical coach and an owner who couldn't really care. Lambert arrived as part of a team, in the same way that Little or O'Neill did. They knew each other, and complimented each other - or at least we were led to believe. Rather than seek out a new team that could take us forward he turned to an egotistical psycho who probably wanted his job and now realises that Lambert is going nowhwhere and even if he did who would want to manage Aston Villa. This club is in a total mess.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: villasjf on November 28, 2014, 09:52:31 AM
The bibs and cones will be the next to go hardly ever used.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: villasjf on November 28, 2014, 09:56:36 AM
What's Kevin McDonald up to these days ?
Nothing I think, still lives near me and I see him at the doctors and in the supermarket.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: adrenachrome on November 28, 2014, 09:58:19 AM
The bibs and cones will be the next to go hardly ever used.

They've been loaned out to the Cambridgeshire roadworks dudes to annoy our very own Brian Green.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: supertom on November 28, 2014, 09:59:10 AM
Shay's gonna get promoted again I think.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Ger Regan on November 28, 2014, 10:01:23 AM
The next Ireland game is in march.
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: richard moore on November 28, 2014, 10:02:20 AM
The bibs and cones will be the next to go hardly ever used.

Don't forget the goalposts too
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Monty on November 28, 2014, 10:03:37 AM
The next Ireland game is in march.

Hmm. *puts on deerstalker*
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on November 28, 2014, 10:35:26 AM
The comments I've read recently from him haven't been of a great nature, I wasn't impressed with his comments regarding Grealish and he's non commitance to Ireland. I'm betting that's why we haven't even seen sight of the young man. He can go with my best wishes and the bird.

He's hardly had an effect because apart from the first three games we've been truly fucking terrible
Title: Re: Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)
Post by: Dave on November 28, 2014, 10:52:32 AM
We probably don't need this one anymore as the 'left' thread seems to cover what's going to be left of Keane's Villa story.
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