Aston Villa vs Hull City Pre-Match Thread

[Holte End Stylist]

Woke up an hour ago with a overwhelming  urge to go to the match so I've phoned in sick at work and have just  bought one of the last 3 tickets in K5..........................2-1 UTV

I'm hoping that post was from Nathan Baker.....

[Malandro]

Lambert is right about giving us a cup final. I feel almost sick waiting for this game.

Come on Villa, just this once do what is required.

[dl9]

Lambert is right about giving us a cup final. I feel almost sick waiting for this game.

Come on Villa, just this once do what is required.

Ditto

[ozzjim]

Here's one - up at 6.21 on a Saturday and my first thought is 'for fucks sake Villa' . My second thought - 'come on Bolton!!! '

Looking for the prayer mat now .

6am this morning i was sitting with my daughter who was feeling poorly. I was just praying stoke don't play like what she produced after much crying.

[Des Little]

Okay, Carpe Diem, I've decided!

I'm bringing my boots, sorry Westwood but I'm in the middle today alongside Delph.

Time for the Puma Kings to come out and work their magic.

After my third goal I promise to run to the Holte End where I'll recreate the famous 'Merson drink up' routine. The ref will have realised that with 2 minutes left to go that it would be a waste of everyone's time bothering to kick off again so along with the 40,000 crowd we all head off straight from there to the Aston social for a disco. There'll be loads of strippers, drugs and Guinness action going on but as I'll not be going to Bodymoor Heath or any of that nonsense the following day then I reckon the hierarchy at B6 6HE will turn a blind eye to my going's on....after all, I've just kept us in the Prem FFS!

Everyone okay with that?

You'll do for me!

[aj2k77]

Too nervous now, I need a pre match drink so pub it is. Come on you Villa boys, the new of better times begin today.

[baddowvillans]

I see Ex porn queen Karen Brady is spouting off in the Sun saying Randy has already lost £250m and if Villa don't stay up we won't be worth much more than a hamburger stand. So where in comparison are the mighty West Ham?  champions league places, safely mid table?  No if we win today we are likely to finish above the spiteful cow. Why isn't she commenting on the filth getting relegated again?

Come on Villa 3 big points and let move on

[Villain1874]

Going on our form and just how bad we play in general I predict a 1-3 loss...
There is nothing to be positive about at the moment, if I'm right about the score hopefully it will signal the end of Paul Lambert once and for all...

[Clampy]

Too nervous now, I need a pre match drink so pub it is. Come on you Villa boys, the new of better times begin today.

Bloody hell, you're starting early.

[Virgil Caine]

Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more.

[dekko]

Going on our form and just how bad we play in general I predict a 1-3 loss...
There is nothing to be positive about at the moment, if I'm right about the score hopefully it will signal the end of Paul Lambert once and for all...

This is the most Brummie thing I've ever heard!

There's always something to be positive about.  You mentioned one of them in your own post.

[Ads]

We will overwhelm Hull with a wall of noise and an early goal, the momentum will be too much and we will annihilate them.

Not one step backwards!

[Villain1874]

Going on our form and just how bad we play in general I predict a 1-3 loss...
There is nothing to be positive about at the moment, if I'm right about the score hopefully it will signal the end of Paul Lambert once and for all...

This is the most Brummie thing I've ever heard!

There's always something to be positive about.  You mentioned one of them in your own post.

Sorry I should have explained myself better, I was talking about the football were playing...
You are right there is always things in life to be positive about..

[Clark W Griswold]

Just looked at the League table again, didn't realise a point might not be enough today. Oh dear, i cant see us getting more than 1 point in the last three games so we really are relying on others being more shit than us!

[Malandro]

Okay, Carpe Diem, I've decided!

I'm bringing my boots, sorry Westwood but I'm in the middle today alongside Delph.

Time for the Puma Kings to come out and work their magic.

After my third goal I promise to run to the Holte End where I'll recreate the famous 'Merson drink up' routine. The ref will have realised that with 2 minutes left to go that it would be a waste of everyone's time bothering to kick off again so along with the 40,000 crowd we all head off straight from there to the Aston social for a disco. There'll be loads of strippers, drugs and Guinness action going on but as I'll not be going to Bodymoor Heath or any of that nonsense the following day then I reckon the hierarchy at B6 6HE will turn a blind eye to my going's on....after all, I've just kept us in the Prem FFS!

Everyone okay with that?

You'll do for me!

yep, get stuck in.