Aston Villa Sack Manager Ads

[phantom limb]

He can't go yet, I heard he's got Andrew Greaves lined up as a summer signing.

[supertom]

take that TBAR. We're telling Ads to fuck off before you are!

Ads OUT!

Apparently an ITK spread a rumour on TBAR that Dave W had been appointed manager. The site imploded in on itself shortly after, so as yet they've been unable to register their disapproval of Ads appointment.

[Chris_Jephcott]

I'm sure the disapproval is there at the moment, it's just I was digging up my vegetable patch and didn't want to be disturbed.

Anyone know anything about Asparagus?

[Chris_Jephcott]

I must hasten to add that at the moment, it's just sulking in the bottom of a ditch. Which is strangely enough, almost exactly how I feel about the Villa at the moment!

[supertom]

I'm sure the disapproval is there at the moment, it's just I was digging up my vegetable patch and didn't want to be disturbed.

Anyone know anything about Asparagus?

He's a Greek player from their 3rd division. Ads first summer signing. We had the option to buy Messi but Ads felt Asparagus had something more to his game.

[Chris_Jephcott]

Excellent. Is his shooting any better than Tonev's?

[supertom]

Excellent. Is his shooting any better than Tonev's?

He can hit Row x from 30 yards, which makes him a whole two rows better at shooting than Tonev.

[Sexual Ealing]

Apparently the Sun has got hold of some 'Paul Jewell-style' footage involving Ads, the bonnet of an Austin Maxi and Paul Jewell. Anyone heard anything?

[LeeB]

I was one of the first to call for him to get the job, but these bizarre references to obscure European military conflicts in his post match interviews are beginning to grate.

[Toronto Villa]

Apparently the Sun has got hold of some 'Paul Jewell-style' footage involving Ads, the bonnet of an Austin Maxi and Paul Jewell. Anyone heard anything?

seen it. Worryingly looks like danlanza under Ads' bonnet

[Olneythelonely]

I still want to give him a chance, he's a proper team player. There's no 'i' in Ads. Thankfully.

[Ads]

Rumours circulating that Ads has been involved in a tawdry affair with Karen Brady for the last 10 minutes.

We did it twice. That's the kind of energy I bring to the job. Most people would have rolled over, had a shower in bleach and gone to sleep, but not me. I rolled up my sleeves and... Erm, yeah, anyway.

My reign will be like my posts positive as fuck. With occasional mardyness.

[brian green]

Trouble with Asparagus is that his piss stinks.

[Ads]

He is going to inject some much needed iron into the side.

[brian green]

Asparagus not suitable at all, always in hot water.   I much prefer Avocado from Hufbol in the Turkish 3rd division.   Still a bit green but as hard as fucking iron.