The Takeover Thread - Recon Group - NOW WITH NEW POLL

[Glenn Peen]

That didn't scan very well, mattjpa - how about this:

There was a young woman called Kim
Who had an unsightly quim
She showed it to the vicar
And the sight made him sicker
So he have gave the rector a rim

[Glenn Peen]

Last one - this one is for all the boys at TBAR, VT and AC (Acronym City):

There a young Scot called Lambert
Who was fucking shit at his job
So they gave a contract
From now 'til forever
And he's laughing all the way to the NatWest

[olaftab]

I saw Sylla in Asda the other day. He looked like a boy. His expression seemed to say: what the fuck am I doing here? Everybody else's seemed to say: we don't know.

Is that Asda or the Villa? If asda I say that as well every Friday!

[pauliewalnuts]

How far have we fallen that our players do their food shopping at Asda?

What next? Making them drive club Rovers?

[kippaxvilla2]

I've got a few olive branches going spare if anyone still needs one.

[Leighton]

I signed up over there, using my own/same name as on here. It's just like having a new local boozer open a few doors away from your existing boozer.

I love you all, H&V has felt like my home for nearly a decade and that won't change. Nothing wrong with having a holiday home though.

[Jimbo]

How far have we fallen that our players do their food shopping at Asda?

His sense of positioning isn't the best.

[Leighton]

I saw Sid doing his shopping at the Co-Op in Lazy Hill once, though it may have been a Nisa at the time. Then a few days later whilst doing my big-shop I saw him in Aldridge Morrison's.

Thick as thieves me n Sid! 

[kippaxvilla2]

Our players shop according to their level.  Guzan longs for a Publix but has to settle for Walmart.  Lambert still shops at Fine Fare.  Only Benteke and gabby have vouchers for Waitrose and that is only for one main shop a month.

[Grande Pablo]

Not long after Derek Mountfield was released by Walsall we saw him in Asda Minworth with a basket full of nothing by whisky.  Top man.

[Chris Jameson]

No offence evalast but your 'ITK's' over the years have managed to give the already murky world of 'ITK's' a bad name!

Sorry, it doesn't rhyme.

[olaftab]

I signed up over there, using my own/same name as on here. It's just like having a new local boozer open a few doors away from your existing boozer.

I love you all, H&V has felt like my home for nearly a decade and that won't change. Nothing wrong with having a holiday home though.

Just look me in the eye and tell me they mean nothing to you?

[Glenn Peen]

He can't. He just can't.

[Holte L2]

I signed up over there, using my own/same name as on here. It's just like having a new local boozer open a few doors away from your existing boozer.

I love you all, H&V has felt like my home for nearly a decade and that won't change. Nothing wrong with having a holiday home though.

Just look me in the eye and tell me they mean nothing to you?

I signed up over there, using my own/same name as on here. It's just like having a new local boozer open a few doors away from your existing boozer.

I love you all, H&V has felt like my home for nearly a decade and that won't change. Nothing wrong with having a holiday home though.

Just look me in the eye and tell me they mean nothing to you?

Very good!

To be honest, I don't know how anyone finds the time to post on more than one forum per day. I get a H&V fix usually on my lunch break and an occasional evening.

[ciggiesnbeer]

I've got a few olive branches going spare if anyone still needs one.

Sure.

They make good kindling.