Transfer Speculation / Gossip

[Brian Taylor]

Somebody wrote about Falcao and Di Maria that when a patient has a Heart problem a pair of artificial tits transplant  may look pretty but do not get to the root of the problem.

[tomd2103]

Shouldn't laugh, but things were getting a little rowdy when SKY went over to QPR then and the reporter was having a bit of a rough time.  Just as I write, someone has just shouted something abusive over the reporter down at West Ham.  They're going to have to re-think this! 

As for Cleverley, feeling a bit indifferent really.  Wasn't to be I guess, but I worry that we are going to be left short in midfield.

[damon loves JT]

The best thing about SSN's deadline day coverage is the presenters looking like they're shitting themselves as they stand there with feral children behind them, and watching their faces as they have dildos waved in their ears, or people swearing on screen.

I wonder what would happen if one of those feral kids just lamped one of them. Would they try to laugh it off, or go psychotic and start windmilling into the crowd?

[pauliewalnuts]

Who gives a fuck about Falcao. Put it in the correct thread!!

Yep, it's totally detracting from the absolute lack of anything transfer related coming out of Villa.

[john2710]

What did that bloke say

Something about pussy

"Fuck her right in the pussy", apparently in a common viral hoax, whatever the fuck that is?

[frankmosswasmyuncle]

It must be exciting for Man United to sign Falcao, but really, the money concerned is absolutely nuts. £24m to borrow someone for a year, then 345k a week? That's insane.

They look increasingly like a club who just spend money to look like they're doing something without thinking about whether they need the players concerned.

Looks as if Van Gaal is already in panic mode.
F**kin' stupid money!

Would love to put one over on them at VP this season!

[claret and blue blood]

Bit worrying how light on numbers we are in midfield, a few injuries and suspensions and what are we left with, letting Ahmadi go seems a bit strange and Gardner out on loan to ,Ciaran Clark in midfield ?

[Grande Pablo]

SSN is just becoming a tool for growing bellendery from all parties.  It's that bad I've given up to let Mrs Pablo watch Big Brother instead.

[pauliewalnuts]

The best thing about SSN's deadline day coverage is the presenters looking like they're shitting themselves as they stand there with feral children behind them, and watching their faces as they have dildos waved in their ears, or people swearing on screen.

I wonder what would happen if one of those feral kids just lamped one of them. Would they try to laugh it off, or go psychotic and start windmilling into the crowd?

That bell end Something Cotterill outside QPR is the one who constantly looks like he's about to soil himself and start crying.

[PaulWinch again]

It's pretty poor that we don't appear to have any back options rather like when we tried to sign Hoolahan.

[damon loves JT]

What did that bloke say

Something about pussy

"Fuck her right in the pussy", apparently in a common viral hoax, whatever the fuck that is?

Local Fox reporter in the states was reporting a story about a missing girl, didn't know he was live on air and mused out loud that he would like to find her so he could 'fuck her right in the pussy'.

Really really horrible moment. Went viral for obvious reasons.

[damon loves JT]

The best thing about SSN's deadline day coverage is the presenters looking like they're shitting themselves as they stand there with feral children behind them, and watching their faces as they have dildos waved in their ears, or people swearing on screen.

I wonder what would happen if one of those feral kids just lamped one of them. Would they try to laugh it off, or go psychotic and start windmilling into the crowd?

That bell end Something Cotterill outside QPR is the one who constantly looks like he's about to soil himself and start crying.

I think they would like to refuse to do it, but working for Sky is like being a contestant in The Hunger Games. There's always somebody ready to take your place.

[Somniloquism]

What did that bloke say

Something about pussy

"Fuck her right in the pussy", apparently in a common viral hoax, whatever the fuck that is?

Local Fox reporter in the states was reporting a story about a missing girl, didn't know he was live on air and mused out loud that he would like to find her so he could 'fuck her right in the pussy'.

Really really horrible moment. Went viral for obvious reasons.

It was a hoax video.

[old man villa fan]

Bit worrying how light on numbers we are in midfield, a few injuries and suspensions and what are we left with, letting Ahmadi go seems a bit strange and Gardner out on loan to ,Ciaran Clark in midfield ?

I think that unless we were to bring somebody in that is as good or better than the first choices, I would much prefer to bring a youngster in to play midfield or up front.  Although at the back you need experience.

[Villa in Denmark]

Phil McNulty
BBC Sport chief football writer
Posted at
"More on Tom Cleverley and Everton. I'm hearing now that Everton were prepared to sign him permanently but nowhere near the £8m fee Aston Villa had already met."

So we wouldn't cough the (ridiculous) wages and Everton never even got that far.

Enjoy picking the splinters out of your arse.