Transfer Speculation / Gossip

[Risso]

It must be exciting for Man United to sign Falcao, but really, the money concerned is absolutely nuts. £24m to borrow someone for a year, then 345k a week? That's insane.

They look increasingly like a club who just spend money to look like they're doing something without thinking about whether they need the players concerned.

Looks as if Van Gaal is already in panic mode.
F**kin' stupid money!

I was sat on the table next to van Gaal and his wife in a Manchester hotel one morning last week.  I was having a full English, he'd gone for the typical continental ham and cheese and stuff.  Nothing to do with transfers I realise, but slightly more interesting than watching SSN in a forlorn hope of us signing somebody.

[Somniloquism]

The best thing about SSN's deadline day coverage is the presenters looking like they're shitting themselves as they stand there with feral children behind them, and watching their faces as they have dildos waved in their ears, or people swearing on screen.

I wonder what would happen if one of those feral kids just lamped one of them. Would they try to laugh it off, or go psychotic and start windmilling into the crowd?

Which one would you do?

[john2710]

Man U were never going to let Cleverley go to Everton unless it was a permanent signing for a fee similar to what we offered. Looks like Cleverley's been playing games to force a loan move to Everton, get some games & still run down his contract, so he can pocket a bigger signing on fee. He had no intention of coming to us.

[Somniloquism]

It must be exciting for Man United to sign Falcao, but really, the money concerned is absolutely nuts. £24m to borrow someone for a year, then 345k a week? That's insane.

They look increasingly like a club who just spend money to look like they're doing something without thinking about whether they need the players concerned.

Looks as if Van Gaal is already in panic mode.
F**kin' stupid money!

I was sat on the table next to van Gaal and his wife in a Manchester hotel one morning last week.  I was having a full English, he'd gone for the typical continental ham and cheese and stuff.  Nothing to do with transfers I realise, but slightly more interesting than watching SSN in a forlorn hope of us signing somebody.

Did you tell him he was doing a great job and keep it up?

[silhillvilla]

Van Gaal is behaving like MON on steroids ! Ridiculous cheque book approach. Looking forward to him being sacked after 12 calamitous months.

[Matt Collins]

Midfield is a concern. Our first choice formation seems to be 433. For the 3 in midfield our first choice seems to be Westwood, Delph and Richardson at the moment. We've got sanchez and cole as back up. And that's it. And one of them is joe cole.

Is that really enough? Do we count bacuna in there? Never seen him have a good game in midfield

Please nobody mention Chris herd. He doesn't count!

[pauliewalnuts]

What did that bloke say

Something about pussy

"Fuck her right in the pussy", apparently in a common viral hoax, whatever the fuck that is?

Local Fox reporter in the states was reporting a story about a missing girl, didn't know he was live on air and mused out loud that he would like to find her so he could 'fuck her right in the pussy'.

Really really horrible moment. Went viral for obvious reasons.

It was a hoax video.

Was it?

The look on the woman presenter's face.

EDIT

It is a hoax. Coverage here.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/the-guy-who-says-the-gross-thing-on-tv

The one from the world cup, though, is real. Made me chuckle.

[Risso]

It must be exciting for Man United to sign Falcao, but really, the money concerned is absolutely nuts. £24m to borrow someone for a year, then 345k a week? That's insane.

They look increasingly like a club who just spend money to look like they're doing something without thinking about whether they need the players concerned.

Looks as if Van Gaal is already in panic mode.
F**kin' stupid money!

I was sat on the table next to van Gaal and his wife in a Manchester hotel one morning last week.  I was having a full English, he'd gone for the typical continental ham and cheese and stuff.  Nothing to do with transfers I realise, but slightly more interesting than watching SSN in a forlorn hope of us signing somebody.

Did you tell him he was doing a great job and keep it up?

I was watching the fucker intently in case he was planning a secret meeting with Vlaar.

[Smirker]

What did that bloke say

Something about pussy

"Fuck her right in the pussy", apparently in a common viral hoax, whatever the fuck that is?

It is yeah. Childish as fuck but funny.

[pauliewalnuts]

It must be exciting for Man United to sign Falcao, but really, the money concerned is absolutely nuts. £24m to borrow someone for a year, then 345k a week? That's insane.

They look increasingly like a club who just spend money to look like they're doing something without thinking about whether they need the players concerned.

Looks as if Van Gaal is already in panic mode.
F**kin' stupid money!

I was sat on the table next to van Gaal and his wife in a Manchester hotel one morning last week.  I was having a full English, he'd gone for the typical continental ham and cheese and stuff.  Nothing to do with transfers I realise, but slightly more interesting than watching SSN in a forlorn hope of us signing somebody.

That european thing of eating ham and cheese for breakfast .... words fail me. The sick fucks. Ham and cheese isn't for breakfast. EVER.

[damon loves JT]

Somniloquism: didn't know it was a hoax. Am glad, it was one of the most horrible things I've ever seen.

[kippaxvilla2]

Well can I be the first to say thanks very much to the new benevolent owner(s) for taking intelligent risks and handing us all that transfer kitty ahead of your formal unveiling.  I am really looking forward to the future and in particular the £5m 'warchest' you have made available in January.

[Risso]

That european thing of eating ham and cheese for breakfast .... words fail me. The sick fucks. Ham and cheese isn't for breakfast. EVER.

...unless it's on leftover pizza, of course.

[silhillvilla]

If ever I'm forced into eating a continental breakfast (normally when I'm on the continent) I usually go for salami, hard boiled egg, a croissant some emental and a few grapes and nuts scattered across it all with an espresso and a couple of Galouisses .

[Malandro]

It must be exciting for Man United to sign Falcao, but really, the money concerned is absolutely nuts. £24m to borrow someone for a year, then 345k a week? That's insane.

They look increasingly like a club who just spend money to look like they're doing something without thinking about whether they need the players concerned.

Looks as if Van Gaal is already in panic mode.
F**kin' stupid money!

I was sat on the table next to van Gaal and his wife in a Manchester hotel one morning last week.  I was having a full English, he'd gone for the typical continental ham and cheese and stuff.  Nothing to do with transfers I realise, but slightly more interesting than watching SSN in a forlorn hope of us signing somebody.

That european thing of eating ham and cheese for breakfast .... words fail me. The sick fucks. Ham and cheese isn't for breakfast. EVER.

Its always that rubbery plastic shite too