Transfer Speculation / Gossip

[ozzjim]

I heard earlier that Arsene Wenger is spending the day in Rome refereeing some religion-related charity football match.

If you were an Arsenal fan, with Giroud out and that Sanogo as pretty much their only up-front option, and watching the likes of Falcao go elsewhere, you'd be pretty angry, wouldn't you?

Obviously, that bunch of conceited, arrogant Tarquins get annoyed at pretty much anything, but in this case I think they'd be right.

I would be furious. They have the means to buy a striker of their choice, and probably could have got Falcao but Wenger has lost the plot completely.

[oldtimernow]

Woah, I'm losing track! My marbles are going! The little hamster that powers my mind needs more sunflower seeds! Ring, ring, ring! Bring in Pete Tong - the party's about to get started! MASSIVE!

I just love the user name Dennis Keeks

He's not Villakeeks from Espania is he?

[Des Little]

I'm just worried that nothing comes of this and we end up with TC23.

[dave.woodhall]

BREAKING NEWS: OZZ HAS STOPPED PAINTING. MOVE TO CHILD CARE "ON THE CARDS."

[Phil from the upper holte]

The best thing about deadline day.

Spoiler for Hiden:

Amen to that brother

[Des Little]

I heard earlier that Arsene Wenger is spending the day in Rome refereeing some religion-related charity football match.

If you were an Arsenal fan, with Giroud out and that Sanogo as pretty much their only up-front option, and watching the likes of Falcao go elsewhere, you'd be pretty angry, wouldn't you?

Obviously, that bunch of conceited, arrogant Tarquins get annoyed at pretty much anything, but in this case I think they'd be right.

I would be furious. They have the means to buy a striker of their choice, and probably could have got Falcao but Wenger has lost the plot completely.

Any idea what the latest score is?

[fbriai]

I see that Woodhall only posts in that there 'Marquee' style now, then.

[AvFc4eVeR]

Probably had this on the back burner while chasing Cleverley, much more excited by this than "TC23" aka "bell end"

I am one of those people who forms dislikes for footballers based on irrational, trivial reasons (Mark Hughes = Ailsa Stewart, so don't like him, that sort of thing), and although I don't rate Cleverley, I will happily admit that this "TC23" bollocks has made me even more adamant I don't want us to sign him.

Exactly. I was fairly surprised in a good way when we heard about Cleverley, but the more I have thought about it, and heard about him, I have been put off.

The "TC23" thing is pure horseshit, he obviously has a much bigger opinion of himself than anyone else in football.

Come on Everton, he wants to sit on your bench!

[Ads]

Its my fault.

My last three posts have referenced the quality of paint pads over brushes/rollers, the qualities of pooing under pressure and having a danger wank.

To be fair, that's a pretty impressively diverse selection, considering this is a football-related forum.

I am now moving to searching for these leaked pictures of my (future) wife Jennifer Lawrence.

I will bring you more when I have it. Back to Ozz in the studio.

[Percy McCarthy]

I heard earlier that Arsene Wenger is spending the day in Rome refereeing some religion-related charity football match.

If you were an Arsenal fan, with Giroud out and that Sanogo as pretty much their only up-front option, and watching the likes of Falcao go elsewhere, you'd be pretty angry, wouldn't you?

Obviously, that bunch of conceited, arrogant Tarquins get annoyed at pretty much anything, but in this case I think they'd be right.

I would be furious. They have the means to buy a striker of their choice, and probably could have got Falcao but Wenger has lost the plot completely.

According to the Sky bloke outside Palace's training ground, Colin Wanker went house-hunting this morning.

[The Laughing Policeman]

I heard earlier that Arsene Wenger is spending the day in Rome refereeing some religion-related charity football match.

If you were an Arsenal fan, with Giroud out and that Sanogo as pretty much their only up-front option, and watching the likes of Falcao go elsewhere, you'd be pretty angry, wouldn't you?

Obviously, that bunch of conceited, arrogant Tarquins get annoyed at pretty much anything, but in this case I think they'd be right.

I would be furious. They have the means to buy a striker of their choice, and probably could have got Falcao but Wenger has lost the plot completely.

Any idea what the latest score is?

Bishops 3 Nuns 0  Monsignor Cockthrottle hat trick.

[Phil from the upper holte]

Two words that stand out..Attacking and Spanish, What could go wrong?

[LeeB]

I can't wait till its 22:59:50, when SSN show Big Ben. I am going to have a danger wank in my living room and see if I can beslt one out before the window slams shut.

You've got my mind whirring now, I'm trying to work an asphxi-wank climax into the window slamming.

[pauliewalnuts]

Given that Benteke apparently loves our floaty corners, I reckon we should sign this bloke.

https://vine.co/v/M3n75hHmxYb

[oldtimernow]

looks like the Nuns are going down