Transfer Speculation / Gossip

[Rudy Can't Fail]

I think David Batty shit himself during a match at Wolves as well, it was the only bit of his serialised autobiography that I remember, oh and that he fancied being a bin man when his playing days were over.

Can we get a XI of players who shit themselves during a match? Did Tommy Johnson or was that puke?

I think David Batty shit himself during a match at Wolves as well, it was the only bit of his serialised autobiography that I remember, oh and that he fancied being a bin man when his playing days were over.

Can we get a XI of players who shit themselves during a match? Did Tommy Johnson or was that puke?

Edwyn Collins pissed himself on stage

Can we rip this thread up and start again? It's getting very off topic

Indeed. I don't know why I bother reading these stupid posts, I guess I can't help myself.

[ozzjim]

I was coming round to the Cleverley idea until I visited that website. TC23 - load of bollocks!


So can we get Canales and a winger over the line before Jim shuts the window?

[richard moore]

Everyone's favourite Pat Murphy

BBC Sport's Pat Murphy: "Aston Villa have made an undisclosed bid for Real Sociedad attacking midfielder Sergio Canales.

"Formerly at Real Madrid, Canales was a half-time substitute for Real Sociedad in their game against his former team on Sunday. Madrid were leading 2-0 at the break, but Sociedad ran out 4-2 winners with Canales laying on the fourth goal.

"Villa's bid does not mean their interest in Tom Cleverley is over - but that one's now with the player's camp."

[fbriai]

Probably had this on the back burner while chasing Cleverley, much more excited by this than "TC23" aka "bell end"

I reckon if Cleverley sticks around for 12 months for  his end of contract big payday he is going to go the way of Bentley. 

He will be bought by Volkswagen?

[olaftab]

I note that the spell checker on Safari on the Mac automatically changes Canales to Candles.

If we signed him and gave him squad number 4, that'd make it 4 Candles.

Jesus ....it's a slow day if PW is going to tell bad jokes like PWS.

[ozzjim]

If we did get a couple in of the quality linked at this moment in time it would be an incredible window from Lambert, Keane and Lerner really. Remains to be seen if we can, but if we do.

[Ads]

Its my fault.

My last three posts have referenced the quality of paint pads over brushes/rollers, the qualities of pooing under pressure and having a danger wank.

[pauliewalnuts]

I heard earlier that Arsene Wenger is spending the day in Rome refereeing some religion-related charity football match.

If you were an Arsenal fan, with Giroud out and that Sanogo as pretty much their only up-front option, and watching the likes of Falcao go elsewhere, you'd be pretty angry, wouldn't you?

Obviously, that bunch of conceited, arrogant Tarquins get annoyed at pretty much anything, but in this case I think they'd be right.

[Dr Butler]

is it time for the obligatory youtube video of Canales ?

UTV
The Doc

[Goldie.7]

He'll look at the table and see us 3rd in the league so i fully expect the transfer to go through

[JUAN PABLO]

Placed a bid

Not sure how much

[ozzjim]

I don't like pads, shitting under pressure just takes the enjoyment out of it, and I am not sure what you have to do for a danger wank, so I left it alone.

Given up painting for the day now the kids are home.

[fbriai]

Its my fault.

My last three posts have referenced the quality of paint pads over brushes/rollers, the qualities of pooing under pressure and having a danger wank.

To be fair, that's a pretty impressively diverse selection, considering this is a football-related forum.

[Small Rodent]

OMG! OMG! WE HAVE MADE A BID FOR ADMIRAL CANARIS OMG! OMG! WE HAVE MADE A BID FOR ADMIRAL CANARIS OMG! OMG! WE HAVE MADE A BID FOR ADMIRAL CANARIS

OMG! I just done jizzed my pants!!!!! I also have no idea who this mook is, but his name is immense. I think all posts should be like this.

Wasn't he in charge of the Wehrmacht once Hitler had committed suicide?

That was Doenitz. Canaris was head of the Abwehr, their Military Intelligence. Part of the plot to kill Hitler.

[pauliewalnuts]

The best thing about deadline day.

Spoiler for Hiden: