Summer 2013: Villa Transfers, Speculation, Suggestions and Rumours

[Damo70]

Why does politics have to feature in everything on here? It's fracking boring to listen to read.

It's all about left/right/left/right.

Sod it, I lean towards the Right slightly. But my real love is Villa. Which is why I'm here - I want to read up on Villa related things, transfers, transfer targets, who's staying, who's going etc...

It's like watching kids having a massive willy wanging match.

I don't think it's right to stereotype all those on here interested in politics as willy wangers....

Typical willy wanger comment that.

That made me laugh. But then I like to think of myself as a self deprecating willy wanger. Actually, I'm far more interested in willy wanging than politics.

[Chris_Jephcott]

Why does politics have to feature in everything on here? It's fracking boring to listen to read.

It's all about left/right/left/right.

Sod it, I lean towards the Right slightly. But my real love is Villa. Which is why I'm here - I want to read up on Villa related things, transfers, transfer targets, who's staying, who's going etc...

It's like watching kids having a massive willy wanging match.

I don't think it's right to stereotype all those on here interested in politics as willy wangers....

Typical willy wanger comment that.

That made me laugh. But then I like to think of myself as a self deprecating willy wanger. Actually, I'm far more interested in willy wanging than politics.

I would almost certainly not admit to that in public...

[Chris Smith]

Believe me... I studied Politics at University. And will debate things until the end of time...

But really, I just want to talk about Villa at the moment.

We're slap bang in the middle of summer, as far removed from meaningful games as it's possible to be. Surely now is just the right time for stupid jokes and pointless asides. It will all get serious enough when we lose a couple of games and everyone starts falling out.

[danlanza]

Didn't think it would take long. Fuck'em all and smile and be jolly. Oh sorry, we are not allowed.

Not allowed to do what, by whom?

The facists pauliewalnuts. You know, those of who we do not speak. And the willy wangers.

[Chris_Jephcott]

Very true. But why attempt to fall out over Politics?

I'd consider myself to see everything from both sides - and there is no right answer, just a perception in our minds as to what we think is the right answer.

The difference between being able to debate and not though is whether or not that posts which can criticise someone elses opinion are indeed insulting? Or whether they can tickle a laugh out?

I liked the one about having the Tory identifying name tag on here... as a self professed Righty (but not that right!), I can't take it too seriously at all. In fact, I half expect my username to get changed on that admission to something like chris_jephtory. I can cope with that... I don't mind it at all.

The trouble is politics is a massive area of debate, argument and non-consensus. You'll never get a full agreement on anything at all, and it's most likely to cause offence to some people than not... which is why, like my enormous schlong, I don't get it out and wave it in people's faces. Politics is very much like a mans cocks - we all have one, just try not to wave it around in public too much!!

As I said, there is no right answer in it, there is no wrong answer. I believe I see things in balance really - and I won't vote Tory again either!!

And no... I don't read the Daily Fuhrer. It curdles my blood.

[damon loves JT]

I don't think we should sign any more foreign players, in case they start claiming benefits and encouraging our children to eat smelly food.

In fact, I prefer tennis to football. Football is full of hooligans and chavs.

[Chris_Jephcott]

Damon... you've obviously never met a Tennis Hooligan. They scare me.

[danlanza]

I don't think we should sign any more foreign players, in case they start claiming benefits and encouraging our children to eat smelly food.

In fact, I prefer tennis to football. Football is full of hooligans and chavs.

Well fuck off and eat some more strawberries then 
And before you start you can put down that offensive looking cucumber sandwich as well as the china cup with earl grey in it. Tennis Hooligan.

[Percy McCarthy]

The irony is we'd barely mentioned politics until someone told us to stop it. Which then just sets it off, like giggling or something.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Back on topic..

Is Willy Wanger a winger and are we any closer to getting our hands on him?

[E I Adio]

I'd like to think that it was my hilarious joke about house prices that set this off, but not even I'm that conceited.

[cdbearsfan]

As I said, there is no right answer in it, there is no wrong answer.

I don't think you'd get away with that on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?".

[eastie]

Spurs poised for striker move according to kendrick

@MatKendrick: Tottenham target Christian B told he can talk to clubs (Yes, I had to do a double take too!) #avfc http://t.co/tAtR5OoZ3i

[Dave Cooper please]

But really, I just want to talk about Villa at the moment.

On H&V? Never happen.

[E I Adio]

@MatKendrick: Tottenham target Christian B told he can talk to clubs (Yes, I had to do a double take too!) #avfc http://t.co/tAtR5OoZ3i

That's not funny.