Summer 2013: Villa Transfers, Speculation, Suggestions and Rumours

[Ads]

"Aston Villa run eye over Liverpool FC’s Downing"

The only thing I'd like to run over Downing is a lorry.

His lack of a spine would see him melt to the tarmac and lie flat as you travelled over his rodent like body.

[Clark W Griswold]

James Nursey reckons when Bent & Ireland are out of the door, we'll be after a 'number 10' type player.

A number 2 would be an improvement on Ireland.

[Ian.]

James Nursey reckons when Bent & Ireland are out of the door, we'll be after a 'number 10' type player.

A number 2 would be an improvement on Ireland.

Doing a number two would be more effective than Ireland

[Damo70]

I had a dream that we signed a keeper from Lech Poznan (Tonev's former club) to be Guzan's number two. I didn't know the name of the keeper, just that we got him from Tonev's old club.

You heard it here first. If it does happen to come true, I'll start trying to dream of Lionel Messi in a Villa shirt.

Said keeper would be Bosnian, Jasmin Buric.

You have just reminded me that I had a dream last night. I had to go to hospital to get some test results. The girl on the reception was a girl I used to go to school with. I haven't seen her or heard anything about her since I left school twenty six years ago, I didn't have anything to do with her at school, I didn't have a thing for her and there was absolutely no logical reason she should appear in my dream. That's all I remember. I didn't even get my test results, let alone ITK tips about Villa signings off her.

[Phil from the upper holte]

I had a dream that we signed a keeper from Lech Poznan (Tonev's former club) to be Guzan's number two. I didn't know the name of the keeper, just that we got him from Tonev's old club.

You heard it here first. If it does happen to come true, I'll start trying to dream of Lionel Messi in a Villa shirt.

Said keeper would be Bosnian, Jasmin Buric.

You have just reminded me that I had a dream last night. I had to go to hospital to get some test results. The girl on the reception was a girl I used to go to school with. I haven't seen her or heard anything about her since I left school twenty six years ago, I didn't have anything to do with her at school, I didn't have a thing for her and there was absolutely no logical reason she should appear in my dream. That's all I remember. I didn't even get my test results, let alone ITK tips about Villa signings off her.

You cannot dream of strangers only people you have met or seen, Maybe just a coincidence

[damon loves JT]

There was a moment the other day where he sat back and you could see his shirt stretched across his middle. I swear he had a little bit of a gut.

If I were a court artist I'd do a sketch of him with food on his chin, tucking into a KFC bucket.

You can't be worse than our court artist, she is absolutely shit

[Clampy]

There was a moment the other day where he sat back and you could see his shirt stretched across his middle. I swear he had a little bit of a gut.

If I were a court artist I'd do a sketch of him with food on his chin, tucking into a KFC bucket.

This did make me chuckle, very good.

[eastie]

Transfer activity should start in earnest next week when teams return for training - lets hope for departures of the right kind.

[E I Adio]

Now is probably a good time to stop reading this thread then.

[Small Rodent]

"Aston Villa run eye over Liverpool FC’s Downing"

The only thing I'd like to run over Downing is a lorry.

His lack of a spine would see him melt to the tarmac and lie flat as you travelled over his rodent like body.

I beg your pardon?

[Damo70]

I had a dream that we signed a keeper from Lech Poznan (Tonev's former club) to be Guzan's number two. I didn't know the name of the keeper, just that we got him from Tonev's old club.

You heard it here first. If it does happen to come true, I'll start trying to dream of Lionel Messi in a Villa shirt.

Said keeper would be Bosnian, Jasmin Buric.

You have just reminded me that I had a dream last night. I had to go to hospital to get some test results. The girl on the reception was a girl I used to go to school with. I haven't seen her or heard anything about her since I left school twenty six years ago, I didn't have anything to do with her at school, I didn't have a thing for her and there was absolutely no logical reason she should appear in my dream. That's all I remember. I didn't even get my test results, let alone ITK tips about Villa signings off her.

You cannot dream of strangers only people you have met or seen, Maybe just a coincidence

I never knew that. Same as I never knew SGT wouldn't have a cover on the Watford bench while there was an uncovered terrace until dave woodhall posted on the Villa memories thread earlier. I love learning little nuggets of information like those.

[David_Nab]

Jed Steer joining from Norwich on 1st July

[RussellC]

"He will also add Norwich City goalkeeper Jed Steer, 20, who becomes a free agent on July 1, to a firmament of four including Brad Guzan, Shay Given and Benji Siegrist."

http://www.avfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10265~3220876,00.html

[eastie]

Jed Steer joining from Norwich on 1st July

More good news

[eastie]

I reckon maybe a versatile defender who can play right back and perhaps another midfielder and that could be it.