Summer 2013: Villa Transfers, Speculation, Suggestions and Rumours

[Damo70]

Ian Brady reckons he has a personality disorder.

Mind you, he also claims to have been on hunger strike since 1999, despite making himself toast for breakfast every morning.

If you add to that the fact that he talks to himself, do you think after eating the toast he shouts "scab!" at himself?

[Small Rodent]

Well i do have a personality disorder. But thats okay i take your comments in jest.
if you want to know more http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histrionic_personality_disorder. So i hear all the mental jokes its fine. Blame my folks.

Sounds like the medical description of a teenager to me!

[Phil from the upper holte]

I noticed last night someone asked Kendrick if more were coming in and he said yes but some will need to be sold first

[villa kicks]

Yeah lets get back to transfer spec it is my most fave thread. I have to applaud the awareness of people on here of me being a bit different as i thought a least on screen i wouldnt sound so random crazy. I do type how i speak .. Like very fast ! Right lets hope there s some villa  signings or out goings today ! But kendrick doesn't get much rite i thought people said ? He keeps it vague? Anyone for tennis!

[eastie]

Yeah lets get back to transfer spec it is my most fave thread. I have to applaud the awareness of people on here of me being a bit different as i thought a least on screen i wouldnt sound so random crazy. I do type how i speak .. Like very fast ! Right lets hope there s some villa  signings or out goings today ! But kendrick doesn't get much rite i thought people said ? He keeps it vague? Anyone for tennis!

Villa kicks - you provide the much needed sunshine on a cloudy day - you have character and i am glad you are one of us mate!

[supertom]

I had a dream that we signed a keeper from Lech Poznan (Tonev's former club) to be Guzan's number two. I didn't know the name of the keeper, just that we got him from Tonev's old club.

You heard it here first. If it does happen to come true, I'll start trying to dream of Lionel Messi in a Villa shirt.

Said keeper would be Bosnian, Jasmin Buric.

[olaftab]

James Nursey reckons when Bent & Ireland are out of the door, we'll be after a 'number 10' type player.

I reckon Helenius and Benteke will be a great combination next season.  Nik to cause all sorts of problems specially with high balls and Christian fills his boot on the chaos created.

[not3bad]

"Aston Villa run eye over Liverpool FC’s Downing"

[supertom]

"Aston Villa run eye over Liverpool FC’s Downing"

As long as their eye is looking through a snipers lens with the finger primed on the trigger I don't mind.

[GordonCowansisthegreatest]

"Aston Villa run eye over Liverpool FC’s Downing"

Which comedian wrote that?

[Chris Jameson]

There was a moment the other day where he sat back and you could see his shirt stretched across his middle. I swear he had a little bit of a gut.

If I were a court artist I'd do a sketch of him with food on his chin, tucking into a KFC bucket.

[Doorbell]

"Aston Villa run eye over Liverpool FC’s Downing"

Hopefully the London eye.

[DrGonzo]

"Aston Villa run eye over Liverpool FC’s Downing"

Which comedian wrote that?

John Bishop?  Wishful thinking.

[eastie]

"Aston Villa run eye over Liverpool FC’s Downing"

Poppycock!

[pauliewalnuts]

"Aston Villa run eye over Liverpool FC’s Downing"

The only thing I'd like to run over Downing is a lorry.