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Offline Legion

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Benteke facts (just for fun)
« on: December 03, 2012, 07:03:14 PM »
When Benteke does press ups he doesn't push his body up, he pushes the planet down.
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Offline Clampy

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Re: Benteke facts (just for fun)
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2012, 07:07:59 PM »
He has his own brand of aftershave which is called 'Beast'.
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Offline PaulTheVillan

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Re: Benteke facts (just for fun)
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2012, 07:14:30 PM »
Benteke once shagged Steve Bruces daughter.
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Offline Dave Cooper please

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Re: Benteke facts (just for fun)
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2012, 07:21:20 PM »
Benteke invented Um Bongo.
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Offline peter w

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Re: Benteke facts (just for fun)
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2012, 07:21:58 PM »
The BNP once asked to join Benteke.
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Offline The Laughing Policeman

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Re: Benteke facts (just for fun)
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2012, 07:22:20 PM »
During his spare time he works as Concrete Ron's bodyguard.
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Offline Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air

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Re: Benteke facts (just for fun)
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2012, 07:22:34 PM »
As a 12 year old he was working as a bouncer/doorman at  a Liege nightclub and did this until he signed professional forms.
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Offline peter w

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Re: Benteke facts (just for fun)
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2012, 07:24:31 PM »
When he was 4 Benteke went into The Scrubs and opened up some f*cker. Just because he can.
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Offline Jon Crofts

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Re: Benteke facts (just for fun)
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2012, 07:24:47 PM »
Benteke was never a 12 year old boy, he wasn't born, he was a CIA experiment.
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Offline nuninho

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Re: Benteke facts (just for fun)
« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2012, 07:27:21 PM »
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Benteke beats all 3 at the same time
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Offline peter w

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Re: Benteke facts (just for fun)
« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2012, 07:27:21 PM »
The Sun rotates around Benteke.
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Offline JUAN PABLO

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Re: Benteke facts (just for fun)
« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2012, 07:29:38 PM »
If Godzilla gets in trouble , he rings up Benteke.
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Offline peter w

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Re: Benteke facts (just for fun)
« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2012, 07:32:37 PM »
Benteke's real name is Eke. But he thought f***it I'm taking the England centre-forward's name, place, and hero status. That'll learn him to f*** with me.
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Re: Benteke facts (just for fun)
« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2012, 07:43:01 PM »
His cock is longer than Route 66.
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Offline Holtemeister

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Re: Benteke facts (just for fun)
« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2012, 07:49:24 PM »
If you have a problem - If no one else can help - and if you can find him - maybe you can hire Benteke
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