January Transfer Thread: Speculation, Lies, Absolute Cr*p and Bosman Rumours

[brian green]

It is just that.   Sabotage.   I am going into the kitchen to cheer myself up and read my income tax demand.   Night all.  Night John Boy.  Night Randy.  Night Paul.  Night Mumbles.   Hope you have all got king cobras in your beds.

[midnite]

If only you did look like ed norton aye risso?? 😉

[maigrait]

even everton have a new defender

Everton have completed the transfer of defender John Stones from Barnsley for an undisclosed fee. More shortly.

[villan from luton]

The fucking tweet was so small time too. Even if it was a big player we were about to sign it would still have been small-time and unprofessional.

Three years ago we were heading to a League Cup final, probably had the best midfield in the Premiership and looked like we could challenge the big boys.

What a difference three years can make. I'm starting to forgive MON too. We didn't realise what clowns he had to work under. He's a twat but Lerner's behavious since makes MON look like a saint

Maybe if we had not paid out so much in fees and wages on a pile of shite under MON, we would not be in this position now. Just a thought

[Rip Van We Go Again]

I'd buy a season ticket if they gave me a voucher for a Bishop Brennan kick up the arse for Lerner.

[Des Little]

Have we really signed THE Simon Dawkins? I was worried about relegation before but not now. We'll be fine.

[ozzjim]

Well David Pleat has just spoken highly of Dawkins on Five Live.

He speaks highly of Gillott Road, so what?

I've seen that video, Two Girls, One Pleat

You should be banned for putting that image in my head you git.

[Jimbo]

I can't wait to hear the Motherwell Mumbler explain this one.

[JUAN PABLO]

So, QPR sign a defender, Wigan sign a defender, Reading sign two defenders.  Aston Villa, with the worst defence in the league, sign no defenders.  Absolute criminal and deliberate sabotage if you ask me.

after Dunne gets f**king injured again while hitting the food vending machine at Bodymoor.

[PaulWinch again]

It's alarming that anyone who has more than 200 hundred facebook friends is probably more famous than our two signings.

[ozzjim]

It is just that.   Sabotage.   I am going into the kitchen to cheer myself up and read my income tax demand.   Night all.  Night John Boy.  Night Randy.  Night Paul.  Night Mumbles.   Hope you have all got king cobras in your beds.

My old man reckons he is on a MON revenge mission to fuck up Villa....


I fear he is right.

[pauliewalnuts]

Wow.

Simon Jordan on SSN, he seems to have updated his hairstyle from 80s to 90s.

[Irish villain]

The fucking tweet was so small time too. Even if it was a big player we were about to sign it would still have been small-time and unprofessional.

Three years ago we were heading to a League Cup final, probably had the best midfield in the Premiership and looked like we could challenge the big boys.

What a difference three years can make. I'm starting to forgive MON too. We didn't realise what clowns he had to work under. He's a twat but Lerner's behavious since makes MON look like a saint

Maybe if we had not paid out so much in fees and wages on a pile of shite under MON, we would not be in this position now. Just a thought

Yes. None of that was Lerner's fault at all. At least he still has his scapegoat for that episode.

[JUAN PABLO]

Tomorrow on the OS

BUY A SEASON TICKET AND GUARANTEE YOUR WEMBLEY TICKET FOR NEXT YEAR'S LEAGUE CUP FINAL

Great news, prices frozen for next season. With 23 home games instead of 19, you'd be mad to miss this fantastic offer.

Maybe Lerner is that thick , he thinks going into the championship he will make money as there is more games ;(

[Rip Van We Go Again]

I can't wait to hear the Motherwell Mumbler explain this one.

You can replicate any of his press conferences by listening to white noise through your TV, at a very low volume.