January Transfer Thread: Speculation, Lies, Absolute Cr*p and Bosman Rumours

[PaulWinch again]

I'm not going to write him off before we've seen him, but this just stinks of desperation.

It's not even that, it makes absolutely no sense at all.

[eastie]

There will be a swap deal involving Darren Bent and a centre half before the evening is out, mark my words.

Now that sounds sensible.

Probably wes fukkin brown .

[olaftab]

Have we signed anybody? And more importantly, is yer woman in the video still single?

Yes she is available and I am her errr agent. So make your opening bid.

10 cats. take it or leave it.

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Have we signed anybody? And more importantly, is yer woman in the video still single?

Yes she is available and I am her errr agent. So make your opening bid.

Three months trial, one cat at the end of the trial period...if she lasts six months I will double the offer. That's right, two cats by mid summer. What's Redknapp offering?

Harry topped you with a1000 cats however if you can throw in a couple of bitches we have a deal before mid night.

[exiled on the wirral!]

I feel physically sick..we really are done for! Total piss take from all concerned, tonight we ceased being a premiership club! Pathetic!!!!

[avfcpg]

Not at all surprised. Wage bill is coming down...low earning / low key signings, gamble on staying up and then he's selling up (IMO), relegation or not...

[timeoutbigbar]

Strangely I was happier with just Sylla.  At least that would mean there was no money (even if just for a loan) for another centre-half.  Lets just hope this is a monumental fuck up by the media.

[Somniloquism]

wonder what will happen on here if Bent leaves at 10:59, with no other players coming in?

That would be the only reason to get a forward in looking at our current squad.

[PeterWithesShin]

Fantastic work on the quoting there Aftab!

[eric woolban woolban]

You're taking the piss, you're taking the piss. Randy Lerner, you're taking the piss.

FUCK OFF NOW and take you're puppets Faulkner and Lamber with you. And when you get there, FUCK OFF a bit more.

[Merv]

Fuck me. Sorry, rarely swear on here. This has turned out worse than I thought. Cover for Albrighton, SSN have said. Cover for a plyr who has started about five PL games this season? Expected little, but not a squad winger. We have Carruthers, Burke, Graham if we want young wingers. Don't play with them anyway.

[Somniloquism]

I think that news has made Aftab lose it as well.

[Villa in Denmark]

Not that it's really got anything to do with us  but
"BBC Sport's Ben Smith: "I've got some good news for West Ham fans. I am assured by a very good source at West Ham that there has been no bid today for Mohamed Diame. yet."

You can listen to Mark Chapman, former Wales midfielder Robbie Savage, former Tottenham boss David Pleat, and ex-Bolton manager Owen Coyle for a special deadline day programme on BBC Radio 5 live."

If a blue nose and a boggie had cobbled together a plot to fuck us over and humiliate us to the greatest possible effect they'd struggle to do better than the job currently being done.

Regardless of whether we're really after Simon Dawkins or not, the fact that it's plausible that would wrap up our business now speaks volumes.

[curiousorange]

There will be a swap deal involving Darren Bent and a centre half before the evening is out, mark my words.

Now that sounds sensible.

For the first time in ages, i don't worry about where the goals are coming from. At this stage, i'd take a very decent centre back like Huth for Bent.

[The Man With A Stick]

I thought I saw him this morning, but then thought "Nah, it surely can't be him.  What would Simon Dawkins, of all people, be doing in Brum, today of all days".

Consider me astonished.

[frank black]

Lerner is really not supporting Lambert. I actually feel sorry for him. Yes he has made some mistakes, but he should have been backed this month to rectify the errors.

Lerner won't be at the games when the crowd turns and he doesn't appear to give a shit.