January Transfer Thread: Speculation, Lies, Absolute Cr*p and Bosman Rumours

[eastie]

Breaking: Spice Girls to split up

Wall in Berlin has people hanging off it. Maybe on the verge of coming down. Stay tuned...

It's snowing.

Thats not snow , you just need to use head and shoulders !

[Lobsterboy]

Taken from www.nationalturk.com but some of it may be lost in translation.

Or made up.

Aston Villa have completed the signing of Man Utd and Liverpool target Wesley Sneijder from Inter Milan on Sunday.

That the agenda for a while Aston Villa's transfer of Wesley Sneijder reached the happy ending. Before the Italian team Inter Milan president Massimo Moratti announced the transfer to be understood in all matters were convinced that the 28-year old Dutch star.

Pravda's Public Disclosure Platform said in a statement, “Wesley Sneijder Inter for the transfer of professional players in the club and the player have agreed with him. Happen health checks will be made public statements about the conditions of the treaty was signed, then” the statement said.

Wesley Sneijder will come to The Bullring for some shopping tomorrow before stretching the Villa shirt at the obligatory Bodymoor Heath photo shoot.

[danlanza]

Taken from www.nationalturk.com but some of it may be lost in translation.

Or made up.

Aston Villa have completed the signing of Man Utd and Liverpool target Wesley Sneijder from Inter Milan on Sunday.

That the agenda for a while Aston Villa's transfer of Wesley Sneijder reached the happy ending. Before the Italian team Inter Milan president Massimo Moratti announced the transfer to be understood in all matters were convinced that the 28-year old Dutch star.

Pravda's Public Disclosure Platform said in a statement, “Wesley Sneijder Inter for the transfer of professional players in the club and the player have agreed with him. Happen health checks will be made public statements about the conditions of the treaty was signed, then” the statement said.

Wesley Sneijder will come to The Bullring for some shopping tomorrow before stretching the Villa shirt at the obligatory Bodymoor Heath photo shoot.

Not a chance of this being true.

[DrGonzo]

Lol.  Nice one mate.

[damon loves JT]

Written by Yoda that load of shit appears to be.

[Lobsterboy]

Written by Yoda that load of shit appears to be.

The article itself is 100% genuine; I have simply altered some of the facts!

[Des Little]

Written by Yoda that load of shit appears to be.

The article itself is 100% genuine; I have simply altered some of the facts!

What, so he won't be shopping in the Bullring?

[olaftab]

Lesley Snijder joins the Astan Filla:
On this news that brings millions of happiness and thousand times of joy in abundance to people of our city that is great and honourable oh I ask you all people to rejoice rejoice rejoice. We salute the nationalturk on bringing us this news of wonder and covered in gold. May we repay you thousand times more in sheepskin covered football boots for your children as you bring joy to out life. Thank you thank you thank you.
To the people of Birmingham in Astana I give you tomorrow as holiday  and wait for glory!

[Lobsterboy]

Written by Yoda that load of shit appears to be.

The article itself is 100% genuine; I have simply altered some of the facts!

What, so he won't be shopping in the Bullring?

No, that bit is true. He will be in Claire's Accessories 2-3pm

[The Laughing Policeman]

Taken from www.nationalturk.com but some of it may be lost in translation.

Or made up.

Aston Villa have completed the signing of Man Utd and Liverpool target Wesley Sneijder from Inter Milan on Sunday.

That the agenda for a while Aston Villa's transfer of Wesley Sneijder reached the happy ending. Before the Italian team Inter Milan president Massimo Moratti announced the transfer to be understood in all matters were convinced that the 28-year old Dutch star.

Pravda's Public Disclosure Platform said in a statement, “Wesley Sneijder Inter for the transfer of professional players in the club and the player have agreed with him. Happen health checks will be made public statements about the conditions of the treaty was signed, then” the statement said.

Wesley Sneijder will come to The Bullring for some shopping tomorrow before stretching the Villa shirt at the obligatory Bodymoor Heath photo shoot.

Bloody hell, it must be true. Earlier this evening I was in the pub with Gary Shaw and what he said were four Norwegian Lions. I did wonder why a bald Dutchman would be a member of the Norwegian Lions.

[Californian Villain]

What is the world coming to? Sneijder has chosen to Galatasaray when he could have come to Villa!

clicky

[Mazrim]

I know there was no chance of him coming here but I think its a joke that one of the world's best plays in... Turkey.

[Concrete John]

I know there was no chance of him coming here but I think its a joke that one of the world's best plays in... Turkey.

I think he just went where he got offered the most money, which drops him down a peg or two in my book.

[N'ZMAV]

His wage demands were probably sky high.

[Rip Van We Go Again]

Reading are considering a £1.5m move for Birmingham defender Curtis Davies, 27.

Full story: Daily Mirror 


I'd consider it at that price.