January Transfer Thread: Speculation, Lies, Absolute Cr*p and Bosman Rumours

[bertlambshank]

Nursey really is coming out with some bullshit.We may have transfers,Randy is due to attend the second leg.I am that excited I am off for a 2 handed wank!

He's not the best journalist a going is he?

It's like'shit haven't twitted an a hour make something obvious up and quick'.

[ozzjim]

Nursey really is coming out with some bullshit.We may have transfers,Randy is due to attend the second leg.I am that excited I am off for a 2 handed wank!

Wow, you have 2 cocks!

Well somebody has to.

You need the 3 breasted girl in total recall then.

Nursey was pretty decent in the summer regarding Villa. He has some decent access these days.

[PeterWithe]

Or if Richard Dunne went out for a sneaky pint with him, and needed a slash, he could leave his Harp with Juan Francisco.

Sorry.

Bravo. *Throws flowers on the stage*

[Small Rodent]

Nursey really is coming out with some bullshit.We may have transfers,Randy is due to attend the second leg.I am that excited I am off for a 2 handed wank!

Wow, you have 2 cocks!

Well somebody has to.

You need the 3 breasted girl in total recall then.

Nursey was pretty decent in the summer regarding Villa. He has some decent access these days.

"Decent access"? That would be 4 vaginas.

[Legion]

Some previous transfer amounts

[bertlambshank]

Nursey really is coming out with some bullshit.We may have transfers,Randy is due to attend the second leg.I am that excited I am off for a 2 handed wank!

Wow, you have 2 cocks!

Well somebody has to.

You need the 3 breasted girl in total recall then.

Nursey was pretty decent in the summer regarding Villa. He has some decent access these days.

Speculating nothing more I could do that.

[eastie]

By James Nursey | 04/01/13 

I think it is fairly safe to say Paul Lambert had a wretched Christmas.

Much of the pre-season optimism at Villa under their new manager has been eroded by the harsh realities of the Premier League which hit this bleak mid-winter.

But thrashings against Chelsea 8-0, Spurs 4-0 and Wigan 3-0 may yet have some positive effect at Villa Park.

Fortunately for the club they happened in the run-up to the transfer window opening.

And owner Randy Lerner is definitely willing to do something about them to help Lambert, who he likes and rates.

For I hear both Lambert and Lerner now accepted their young side, dictated partly by the club's drive to reduce their wage bill, needs some proven Premier League experience.

It is a contrast from the summer when the likes of Ron Vlaar, Karim El Ahmadi, Ashley Westwood, Matthew Lowton, Jordan Bowery and Joe Bennett were brought in either from abroad or the lower leagues.

But I understand in the recent face-to-face meetings Lambert and Lerner had after the Wigan game, the pair were in agreement more top-flight experience and nous is urgently needed.

An experienced centre-back is their priority and Manchester City's Joleon Lescott is being talked about.

A ball-winning midfielder in the centre of the park is also a must.

And I expect Lerner to write a big cheque or two for Lambert to help his manager out.

How much Villa spend on how many players will ultimately be determined by how many of their highest-earners leave like Shay Given, Darren Bent, Stephen Warnock and Alan Hutton.



The quartet are all available for transfer providing acceptable offers are received.

But Lerner will back Lambert regardless as he appreciates what the Scot is doing to reduce their bloated wage bill.

And I really think it is fortunate Villa got their wake-up call before the transfer window opened and they can do something about it.

No-one inside the club is suggesting Lambert is axed - that would be madness after all the upheaval at the club in recent years.

Indeed, both staff and players can look forward to their League Cup semi-final first leg against League One Bradford next week.

A Wembley trip is within tantalising reach.

But of course Premier League survival is the most important aim and QPR's shock victory over Chelsea has shaken up the relegation battle even more.

Villa now face some crunch games in January.

But I reckon help could soon be on its way and a couple of key signings will make all the difference as the spirit and effort is evident in the Villa side as they showed at Swansea.

[Des Little]

He loves a free flag does our Randy

[Duncan Shaw]

@JamesNursey: Expecting Lerner to be at #AVFC a lot more this month with transfers etc. Gather he's due to attend Bradford semi-final 2nd leg

Fucking Glory Hunter!!!!

[Rip Van We Go Again]

ITK Tweet saying Mike Oxard.

Have no idea who he is.

[Cjamesk]

i think anyone who seriously thinks Joleon Lescott will agree to come to us needs to take a long hard look in the mirror.  If one centre half gets injured at Man City he finds himself involved in yet another title race, who's going to swap that for a relegation battle at a club who have done nothing but slate him with quite an evil song every time he's played against us during his career? 

He runs his own Clothing range with fellow footballer and friend Jordan Stewart, which is run from Manchester, another reason not to come. 

I'm sorry, but the Dempsey deal in the summer was more realistic than this.  BUT - I hope i'm wrong.

My other half helped them start their first seasons clothing range I may add one print that they didn't like was awesome, but anyhow I too would like to see him at VP but I'm not sure it's a goer, then again stranger things have happened.

[curiousorange]

ITK Tweet saying Mike Oxard.

Have no idea who he is.

I bet he'll be popular with the ladies.

[eastie]

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ITK Tweet saying Mike Oxard.

Have no idea who he is.

He formed a cracking partnership with mike hunt .

[Mister E]

ITK Tweet saying Mike Oxard.

Have no idea who he is.

He formed a cracking partnership with mike hunt .

Take it easy, eastie: 4 vaginas and your 'hunt' in one page may be a bit too much for some.

[eastie]

PAUL LAMBERT wants Joleon Lescott to plug Aston Villa’s disastrous defence.
Lescott is heading for the Manchester City exit door with Roberto Mancini open to offers of just £8million.
Villa are in big trouble having conceded an astonishing 17 goals in the past four games.
And Lambert reckons Lescott, 30, can help save Villa’s season.
The Scot said: “He has been a top player and still is.
“He’s a top, top player. He’s not getting a game at Manchester City at the minute.
“As I’ve said before, I will sit with the rest of the staff and see what I can do.
“But I don’t think you can ever dismiss it any level whenever you are talking about a top player.
Lambert insists he is not put off by Lescott’s age — and admits he is ready to shop around for the top-flight’s golden oldies.
He added: “There are names we’re trying to do.
“I think everyone has said it’s a really tough window in January.
“We won’t just get people in for the sake of getting them in — there is ridiculous money and that sort of thing.
“That’s not something I’ll do but there’s one or two that we will try to.
“People go on about age and all that.
“If players want to do it and are hungry then we’re open to that. I’ll just see, I’ll wait and see.”


Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/4726264/Joleon-Lescott-a-target-for-Aston-Villa.