January Transfer Thread: Speculation, Lies, Absolute Cr*p and Bosman Rumours

[VILLA MOLE]

uan Francisco García García, aka Juanfran, is a Spanish professional footballer who plays for Levante UD as a left defender. Wikipedia
Born: July 15, 1976 (age 36), Valencia
Height: 1.83 m
Weight: 78 kg
Team: Levante UD (#12 / Defender)
Position: Defender
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[olaftab]

Surely to god nobody would be stupid enough to take a chance on Jenas ever again?

May be one of the NHS Trusts for training student doctors specialising in fixing brittle bones?

[john e]

Looking at Juan Francisco Garcia. Supposedly.

Who's he?

dont know, but he sounds just the sort of player we need

[Exeter 77]

Is it this guy?

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juan_Francisco_Garc%C3%ADa

[adamski villa]

uan Francisco García García, aka Juanfran, is a Spanish professional footballer who plays for Levante UD as a left defender. Wikipedia
Born: July 15, 1976 (age 36), Valencia
Height: 1.83 m
Weight: 78 kg
Team: Levante UD (#12 / Defender)
Position: Defender
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are you sure ??

or is it

Juan Francisco García Peña (born 1 October 1989 in Fuengirola, Málaga, Andalusia), aka Juanfri, is a Spanish footballer who plays for Écija Balompié as a striker.
 
[edit] Football career
 
Juanfri made his senior debuts at the age of just 16, playing with local Unión Deportiva Fuengirola de Los Boliches in the fourth division, and scoring a hat-trick in the side's 9–0 win against Úbeda CF. In 2008–09 he moved to another modest side in Andalusia, Unión Estepona CF, partnering former Málaga CF legend Catanha up front, and both were instrumental as the club first promoted to the third level.
 
In the 2009 summer Juanfri signed with Málaga, being assigned to the reserve squad in division four. He made his first-team debut on 7 January 2010, in a 2–1 Copa del Rey home win against Getafe CF.


i dont know either

[Mazrim]

If we're going for Juan Francisco.
Be sure to wear a flower in our hair.

[garyshawsknee]

If we're going for Juan Francisco.
Be sure to wear a flower in our hair.

Very good sir.

[Risso]

If we're going for Juan Francisco.
Be sure to wear a flower in our hair.

Taking it a stage further....

Be nice if Prince William was ever at a match, if the new player could give a bouquet to Kate Middleton.

So if we're going to buy Juan Francisco, he could give some flowers to the heir.

Or if Richard Dunne went out for a sneaky pint with him, and needed a slash, he could leave his Harp with Juan Francisco.

Sorry.

[JJ-AV]

Played for Valencia and Spain for a few years.

Played in a World Cup and Champions League.

Of course no one knows who he is outside of Football Manager though, *winky*

[eastie]

@JohnGregory77: #AVFC ...Story doing the rounds Distin to QPR J.Lescott to EFC..

@JamesNursey: Expecting Lerner to be at #AVFC a lot more this month with transfers etc. Gather he's due to attend Bradford semi-final 2nd leg

[bertlambshank]

Nursey really is coming out with some bullshit.We may have transfers,Randy is due to attend the second leg.I am that excited I am off for a 2 handed wank!

[pauliewalnuts]

i think anyone who seriously thinks Joleon Lescott will agree to come to us needs to take a long hard look in the mirror.  If one centre half gets injured at Man City he finds himself involved in yet another title race, who's going to swap that for a relegation battle at a club who have done nothing but slate him with quite an evil song every time he's played against us during his career? 

He runs his own Clothing range with fellow footballer and friend Jordan Stewart, which is run from Manchester, another reason not to come. 

I'm sorry, but the Dempsey deal in the summer was more realistic than this.  BUT - I hope i'm wrong.

The first thing is the reason, especially with Kolo disappearing to the ANC for the month. The clothing company wouldn't have been an issue as he is no further then an hour away from Manchester.

Fuckin'ell have a bite! I said the clothing company is just another reason for him to stay, i'm just taking everything into consideration i don't expect him to come out on SSN and say: 'I will not be joining Aston Villa on the Basis i have a clothing range up north.' 

It just sounds like you think he's going to be there on the shop floor, like Mike Baldwin at Baldwin's Casuals.

[D.boy]

Nursey really is coming out with some bullshit.We may have transfers,Randy is due to attend the second leg.I am that excited I am off for a 2 handed wank!

Wow, you have 2 cocks!

[bertlambshank]

Nursey really is coming out with some bullshit.We may have transfers,Randy is due to attend the second leg.I am that excited I am off for a 2 handed wank!

Wow, you have 2 cocks!

Well somebody has to.

[Clampy]

Nursey really is coming out with some bullshit.We may have transfers,Randy is due to attend the second leg.I am that excited I am off for a 2 handed wank!

He's not the best journalist a going is he?