January Transfer Thread: Speculation, Lies, Absolute Cr*p and Bosman Rumours

[Risso]

Lampard would consider joining us on the same day that I'd consider buying Martin O'Neill a pint.  Which would be never then.

[PeterWithesShin]

Lampard would consider joining us on the same day that I'd consider buying Martin O'Neill a pint.  Which would be never then.

But what if it was a pint with loads of laxative in?

[LeeB]

Lampard would consider joining us on the same day that I'd consider buying Martin O'Neill a pint.  Which would be never then.

But what if it was a pint with loads of laxative in?

Or a big pint of jizz?

[ozzjim]

Frimpong has only just started to play full games at Charlton, but would be useful even if only on loan in January. Long term he would be a good signing for us with the side we are creating. I think we need a bit more pace in the side too. It will be interesting for sure in Jan.

I am predicting 4 in with at least 1 loan, and 1 out.

[SoccerHQ]

Think I've mentioned him before, Wilson Palacios?

Can't see him being a Lambert type of signing though.

[ozzjim]

He would do our midfield some good, especially the Wigan and early Spurs version. Again a loan option maybe.

[eamonn]

I'd be pleasantly surprised if he signs someone we've all heard of.

[Sexual Ealing]

I am a twat.

[Ron Manager]

Chris Wood could be a good cheap addition. Obviously he has scored goals recently for Millwall which is why he is in the news at the  moment. Dont forget he did the same when on loan at St Andrews. Perhaps Paul Lambert should give Chris Hughton a call for his opinion of the player.

[Villafirst]

Lambert has stated that if KEA is picked by Morocco for the African Nations Cup that we'll have to cope in his absence with the bodies we've already got. That doesn't sound hopeful for new signings.

[Dante Lavelli]

Lambert has stated that if KEA is picked by Morocco for the African Nations Cup that we'll have to cope in his absence with the bodies we've already got. That doesn't sound hopeful for new signings.

Particularly as I think it's a position where we could do with a decent signing.  Oh well, if we stay up, it'll mean that Bannan and Westwood will have played an extra 10 matches or so, which should pay dividends in the future.

[JUAN PABLO]

   I would like to sign     Bolasie from Palace . He would cost a fifth of Zaha and hes about 95% as good.

[Malandro]

disappointed people want Chris Woods, Guzan is doing a fine job for me

[WALTERS WARRIORS]

Hoping Henke (chief scout) has got some young hungry and disciplined players lined up for PL. Maybe some one from the Bundesliga where he has a massive amount of contacts. Are squad is far to small and we need to add quality as well as numbers ......

[PaulWinch again]

Right we need a centre half, two centre mids, a creative player and a striker. At least 3 of those need to be the finished article.