Would you be happy with Ole Gunnar Solskjær? Now with added poll.

[James]

And I will burn a church.

And I will burn my mother in law on a funeral pyre.  Shit, already done that.  What can I do?

Eat salted licquorice? Not quite as much fun, though! 

[tomd2103]

Randy's jet was just a gesture from Villa, made it easier for him to go to England and talk to the club, he's sorry for the fuss it caused

It's a pretty standard practice in the world of American sports.  Some of the bigger Colleges even have their own private jets to carry their sports teams around and will often use them to fly recruits in to visit the campus.     

[ozzjim]

How much is postage of the mag to Norway Dave?

[preston28]

SSN reporting that OGS will not be the new Villa manager.

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

A few journalists (and Stan Collymore) reporting that Solskjaer is staying at Molde.

[PaulWinch again]

Bollocks.

[lovejoy]

Has our stock fallen so far that we cannot attract a guy from Norway?

[preston28]

Bollocks indeed.

[PaulWinch again]

I am gutted with that.

[Pete3206]

Yep, all over.

[WALTERS WARRIORS]

SSN breaking news : Ole Gunnar Solksjaer will not be taking over as Aston Villa manager :-((

[Chris_Jephcott]

Back to fancying Lambert it is then...

[Rigadon]

This years Martinez.  Great!

[WALTERS WARRIORS]

Lambert + Holt it is then ...........

[SteveD]

Has our stock fallen so far that we cannot attract a guy from Norway?

Albeit with Champions League football to look forward to, and if he plays his cards right a stepping stone to another club established in the Champions League.

First question, even in informal talks would be "how much will I have to spend?" so perhaps he didn't like the answer.