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Author Topic: Blue Nose Conundrum  (Read 19440 times)

Offline Chipsticks

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Blue Nose Conundrum
« on: May 05, 2012, 05:04:01 PM »
So, as of today per an unexpected phone call, I've been faced with a tough decision.

My closest friend is a Blue Nose, and we have gradually developed a tradition where for Birthdays/Christmas etc. We take the other one to a game, so I take him down the Villa a couple of times a year and he takes me to the Sty. So for Christmas this year I took him to the Everton game at Villa Park, and for my Birthday he took me to Blues - Millwall (great choice, almost got into some trouble).

Anyways, he calls me today to inform me that he has been left with a spare ticket for the play-off second leg against Blackpool this wednesday, and wants to take me along.

Do I take this ticket? I have untill I have tonight to decide. On one hand, I might get the chance to be amongst 30,000 depressed 'Noses, but on the other I might have to bear the agony of them winning.


What do I do?

Offline Californian Villain

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Re: Blue Nose Conundrum
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2012, 05:06:20 PM »
Tell him you'd rather have your eyes gouged out that watch that shower of shit.

Offline PeterWithe

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Re: Blue Nose Conundrum
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2012, 05:07:06 PM »
Tell him you'd rather stick hot pins in your eyes than go there.

Offline Percy McCarthy

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Re: Blue Nose Conundrum
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2012, 05:10:07 PM »
Have the ticket but don't turn up, then we can laugh at how they couldn't fill their ground.

Or tell him you'd rather catch cat AIDS.

Online Chris Smith

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Re: Blue Nose Conundrum
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2012, 05:11:23 PM »
Gauge your eyes out with hot pins then say there's no point as you won't be able to see anything.

Offline VILLA MOLE

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Re: Blue Nose Conundrum
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2012, 05:14:54 PM »
So, as of today per an unexpected phone call, I've been faced with a tough decision.

My closest friend is a Blue Nose, and we have gradually developed a tradition where for Birthdays/Christmas etc. We take the other one to a game, so I take him down the Villa a couple of times a year and he takes me to the Sty. So for Christmas this year I took him to the Everton game at Villa Park, and for my Birthday he took me to Blues - Millwall (great choice, almost got into some trouble).

Anyways, he calls me today to inform me that he has been left with a spare ticket for the play-off second leg against Blackpool this wednesday, and wants to take me along.

Do I take this ticket? I have untill I have tonight to decide. On one hand, I might get the chance to be amongst 30,000 depressed 'Noses, but on the other I might have to bear the agony of them winning.


What do I do?


30,000?, i think not , but go anyway just to remember however bad it gets , it is not this  ;)

Offline Tokyo Sexwhale

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Re: Blue Nose Conundrum
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2012, 05:23:18 PM »
It sounds like you've already fulfilled your one game commitment, so I'd say let him offer the ticket to a genuine nose.

Offline Drummond

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Re: Blue Nose Conundrum
« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2012, 05:51:48 PM »
Go, just to remind yourself how lucky you are.

Offline Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air

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Re: Blue Nose Conundrum
« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2012, 05:58:57 PM »
Dont go and also break off the friendship.
They say no man is an island but if I had to have noses for friends I would rather be a billy no mates loner and a hermit.

Offline TheSandman

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Re: Blue Nose Conundrum
« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2012, 06:03:07 PM »
What have you done to him to deserve this horror?

I reckon he's found out you've been shagging his girlfriend behind his back.

Offline D.boy

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Re: Blue Nose Conundrum
« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2012, 06:22:26 PM »
Go, wear as much orange coloured gear as you can but don't do what you did at the Ipswich match.

Offline Chipsticks

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Re: Blue Nose Conundrum
« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2012, 07:11:38 PM »
It seems the general consensus is suicide.

Offline damon loves JT

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Re: Blue Nose Conundrum
« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2012, 07:12:40 PM »
Go, carrying a large crucifix over one shoulder and wearing a crown of thorns

Online Brend'Watkins

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Re: Blue Nose Conundrum
« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2012, 07:30:37 PM »
Go.  Pretend your David Attenborough doing a documentary on an off shoot of the human species.  Don't be surprised if you become fascinated by the subject matter.

Offline Chipsticks

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Re: Blue Nose Conundrum
« Reply #14 on: May 05, 2012, 07:32:59 PM »
Or attacked by the subject matter.

For the Blues - Millwall game I was dared to wear claret and blue, to appear as both a Villain and a West Ham fan. I would not have survived the night.

 


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