Blue Nose Conundrum

[Chipsticks]

So, as of today per an unexpected phone call, I've been faced with a tough decision.

My closest friend is a Blue Nose, and we have gradually developed a tradition where for Birthdays/Christmas etc. We take the other one to a game, so I take him down the Villa a couple of times a year and he takes me to the Sty. So for Christmas this year I took him to the Everton game at Villa Park, and for my Birthday he took me to Blues - Millwall (great choice, almost got into some trouble).

Anyways, he calls me today to inform me that he has been left with a spare ticket for the play-off second leg against Blackpool this wednesday, and wants to take me along.

Do I take this ticket? I have untill I have tonight to decide. On one hand, I might get the chance to be amongst 30,000 depressed 'Noses, but on the other I might have to bear the agony of them winning.


What do I do?

[Californian Villain]

Tell him you'd rather have your eyes gouged out that watch that shower of shit.

[PeterWithe]

Tell him you'd rather stick hot pins in your eyes than go there.

[Percy McCarthy]

Have the ticket but don't turn up, then we can laugh at how they couldn't fill their ground.

Or tell him you'd rather catch cat AIDS.

[Chris Smith]

Gauge your eyes out with hot pins then say there's no point as you won't be able to see anything.

[VILLA MOLE]

So, as of today per an unexpected phone call, I've been faced with a tough decision.

My closest friend is a Blue Nose, and we have gradually developed a tradition where for Birthdays/Christmas etc. We take the other one to a game, so I take him down the Villa a couple of times a year and he takes me to the Sty. So for Christmas this year I took him to the Everton game at Villa Park, and for my Birthday he took me to Blues - Millwall (great choice, almost got into some trouble).

Anyways, he calls me today to inform me that he has been left with a spare ticket for the play-off second leg against Blackpool this wednesday, and wants to take me along.

Do I take this ticket? I have untill I have tonight to decide. On one hand, I might get the chance to be amongst 30,000 depressed 'Noses, but on the other I might have to bear the agony of them winning.


What do I do?

30,000?, i think not , but go anyway just to remember however bad it gets , it is not this 

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

It sounds like you've already fulfilled your one game commitment, so I'd say let him offer the ticket to a genuine nose.

[Drummond]

Go, just to remind yourself how lucky you are.

[Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air]

Dont go and also break off the friendship.
They say no man is an island but if I had to have noses for friends I would rather be a billy no mates loner and a hermit.

[TheSandman]

What have you done to him to deserve this horror?

I reckon he's found out you've been shagging his girlfriend behind his back.

[D.boy]

Go, wear as much orange coloured gear as you can but don't do what you did at the Ipswich match.

[Chipsticks]

It seems the general consensus is suicide.

[damon loves JT]

Go, carrying a large crucifix over one shoulder and wearing a crown of thorns

[Brend'Watkins]

Go.  Pretend your David Attenborough doing a documentary on an off shoot of the human species.  Don't be surprised if you become fascinated by the subject matter.

[Chipsticks]

Or attacked by the subject matter.

For the Blues - Millwall game I was dared to wear claret and blue, to appear as both a Villain and a West Ham fan. I would not have survived the night.