I think it should be 2 or 3 of our senior defenders as player/coaches.
Lots of on the piss bonding sessions and swigs of brandy at half time when it's cold. Compulsary not so crafty ciggies/bacon butties after training and then invite one of our 82 legends over to give an insight into what an honour it is to play for Villa, then beat him up afterwards, 'as he's not as rich as us like'. Then tootle off home, at least 100 miles away in any direction from Brum.