Summer Transfer Thread: Speculation, Lies, Absolute Cr*p and Bosman Rumours

[Toronto Villa]

Piers Morgan‏@piersmorgan

 Would serve Dempsey right if nobody buys him. Arrogant twerp.


A tweet I quite enjoyed at this point in the evening!

The irony of that tweet should not be lost!

Bastard beaten too it. Clearly obvlious to the glass on his house being well and truly smashed

[Ian.]

So Lambert has signed a new spine to the team. Ron, Karim and now Benteke, plus others. New system, new line up, in a few weeks lets hope we reap the benefit from this.

[Mac]

Fellas, the Henderson thing is made up by the same person who just tweeted this:

"Roy Jones ‏@RJonesTelegraph

Liverpool offer Steward Downing in straight swap for Darren Bent. Downing keen to return to Villa, Liverpool in need of strikers. #breaking "

That's a fake account.  I fell for it too

[PaulMcGrathsNo5Shirt]

Anyway, Spurzz or Stowk... which fans are the most 'special' would you say?

[Chris Jameson]

I realise the point of Twitter is so the entire world can see what a massive cock Piers Morgan is.

[dave.woodhall]

Anyway, Spurzz or Stowk... which fans are the most 'special' would you say?

Albion.

[PaulWinch again]

Fellas, the Henderson thing is made up by the same person who just tweeted this:

"Roy Jones ‏@RJonesTelegraph

Liverpool offer Steward Downing in straight swap for Darren Bent. Downing keen to return to Villa, Liverpool in need of strikers. #breaking "

Well that is the biggest load of bollocks I've ever heard. Since they owe us money, it'd be us offering Bent plus cash for Downing, ha.

[Nev]

Piers Morgan‏@piersmorgan

 Would serve Dempsey right if nobody buys him. Arrogant twerp.


A tweet I quite enjoyed at this point in the evening!

Good god almighty, the finest example of a "pot/kettle" scenario that I have ever encountered.

[Chris Jameson]

I'm hoping that Stoke fan isn't going to be coming on here again being all 'nice' and people falling over themselves to be 'nice' back next time we play them.

[hipkiss92]

Piers Morgan‏@piersmorgan

 Would serve Dempsey right if nobody buys him. Arrogant twerp.


A tweet I quite enjoyed at this point in the evening!

The irony of that tweet should not be lost!

Bastard beaten too it. Clearly obvlious to the glass on his house being well and truly smashed

Doubly ironic if you consider how staunchly Piers Moron has been defending Pietersen in the last few weeks

[Toronto Villa]

Piers Morgan‏@piersmorgan

 Would serve Dempsey right if nobody buys him. Arrogant twerp.


A tweet I quite enjoyed at this point in the evening!

The irony of that tweet should not be lost!

Bastard beaten too it. Clearly obvlious to the glass on his house being well and truly smashed

Doubly ironic if you consider how staunchly Piers Moron has been defending Pietersen in the last few weeks

Politely speaking he is a royal cock

[pauliewalnuts]

I'm hoping that Stoke fan isn't going to be coming on here again being all 'nice' and people falling over themselves to be 'nice' back next time we play them.

He won't. Banned ages ago.

[Malandro]

I'm hoping that Stoke fan isn't going to be coming on here again being all 'nice' and people falling over themselves to be 'nice' back next time we play them.

He won't. Banned ages ago.

what that bunny guy? Did he get rude? He did seem ok

[Louzie0]

Quoting skills nowhere near up to it but I'm glad so many of us share my first reaction to Piers Morgan's tweet!

[supertom]

I realise the point of Twitter is so the entire world can see what a massive cock Piers Morgan is.

If Piers read that, he'd read the last word as "has"