Summer Transfer Thread: Speculation, Lies, Absolute Cr*p and Bosman Rumours

[Steve67]

I wonder if we'll get a mental 10.55pm Salifou signing?

Someone nobody expected. A Swedish fourth division goalkeeper. A teenage girl. A dead person. That kind of thing.

We already have TWO dead people at the club mate. Mutton and Wanknock.

[l_mckay]

How come ssn haven't mentioned the Westwood deal at all?

[rob_bridge]

Lets get Dempsey now, how have we got more money than L''The Mighty Reds YNWA'? haha

Simple we have been cutting wage bill for 18 months by roughly 20million whereas they bought and paid astronomical wages to a bunch of English + 1 Scottish lamers increased by roughly 20 million.

[rob_bridge]

I wonder if we'll get a mental 10.55pm Salifou signing?

Someone nobody expected. A Swedish fourth division goalkeeper. A teenage girl. A dead person. That kind of thing.

We already have TWO dead people at the club mate. Mutton and Wanknock.

Dunne and N'Bog are the Undead I take it.

[F. Austin Purcell]

Natalie Sawyer...fantastic.

I'm finding it impossible to avert my eyes from her boobs. :-)

Same here.

Dave Bassett is overly conscious that he shouldn't break eye contact with her. Ironically his fixed glare makes him look like a sex offender.

[Louzie0]

Piers Morgan‏@piersmorgan

 Would serve Dempsey right if nobody buys him. Arrogant twerp.


A tweet I quite enjoyed at this point in the evening!

[Hairbandinho]

Dempsey won't come. I think we are done now

[ozzjim]

I wonder if we'll get a mental 10.55pm Salifou signing?

Someone nobody expected. A Swedish fourth division goalkeeper. A teenage girl. A dead person. That kind of thing.

I do hope so. Even a loan of a footballer.

[The Laughing Policeman]

Google 'Roy Jones Telegraph.' You'll get a lot about a boxer but nothing else.

Indeed.

Had a look at the Torygraphs list of sports journo's they employ and there ain't a Roy Jones on the list.

[Malandro]

Natalie Sawyer...fantastic.

I'm finding it impossible to avert my eyes from her boobs. :-)

Same here.

Dave Bassett is overly conscious that he shouldn't break eye contact with her. Ironically his fixed glare makes him look like a sex offender.

spot on

[PeterWithesShin]

Piers Morgan‏@piersmorgan

I'm an arrogant twerp.

Corrected.

[rob_bridge]

How come ssn haven't mentioned the Westwood deal at all?

Maybe because someone else spotted it first. They are very petty if someone else gets the jump on them.

Remember when MON signed and it was on Radio 5live all day (because he was mates with Pat Murphy) and SSN did nothing until he was in the car near to Villa Park. Bellends.

[Exeter 77]

Piers Morgan‏@piersmorgan

 Would serve Dempsey right if nobody buys him. Arrogant twerp.


A tweet I quite enjoyed at this point in the evening!

The irony of that tweet should not be lost!

[Boz]

5mil and 2mil with add-ons would have been a good deal for Dempsey.  Surely he would have been an alternative to Benteke not in addition to.

The yank didn't want to come to B6, so let him stay at Fulham and be a bit player, although can't see Jol wanting him in dressing room disrupting the squad.

Villa don't want a player who comes as second best when he didn't want to come here.

[The Man With A Stick]

Natalie Sawyer...fantastic.

I'm finding it impossible to avert my eyes from her boobs. :-)

Same here.

Dave Bassett is overly conscious that he shouldn't break eye contact with her. Ironically his fixed glare makes him look like a sex offender.

We could have had him, y'know.  Had to settle for SGT instead.

Ahhhh, what might have been...