Summer Transfer Thread: Speculation, Lies, Absolute Cr*p and Bosman Rumours

[Phil from the upper holte]

He's shit anyway

[Percy McCarthy]

So does the article say Tongo is signing for them or not?

[KRS]

The article says he  isnt but a Baggies fan claims he's having a medical which is apparently confirmed on the Rennes website...so basically, fuck knows.

[N'ZMAV]

He's joining Fulham.

[olaftab]

Flog Bannan.

and Delfouneso.

and Agbonlahor.

I thought flogging was banned in this country!

It's ok in the privacy  of one's private residence!

[danlanza]

Flog Bannan.

and Delfouneso.

and Agbonlahor.

I thought flogging was banned in this country!

It's ok in the privacy  of one's private residence!

And in the privacy of Bodymoor Heath !

[olaftab]

Amazing what a difference a few days make

7th of July - ASTON VILLA and Sunderland are in a £9million fight for Real Mallorca centre-back Ivan Ramis.

11th of July - Aston Villa looking at move for £4m defender Ivan Ramis

If Lambert is after him he should leave it a few more days, the way his value is falling in the press he will be free come Sunday.

It was £9m because MON was involved. Agents know his buying a la Davies technique. Now that he is out they are getting real.

[pauliewalnuts]

Amazing what a difference a few days make

7th of July - ASTON VILLA and Sunderland are in a £9million fight for Real Mallorca centre-back Ivan Ramis.

11th of July - Aston Villa looking at move for £4m defender Ivan Ramis

If Lambert is after him he should leave it a few more days, the way his value is falling in the press he will be free come Sunday.

It was £9m because MON was involved. Agents know his buying a la Davies technique. Now that he is out they are getting real.

MON wont be in for him, he's never played in the UK for a start.

[N'ZMAV]

We'll be linked to Cameron Jerome next....

[villastikz]

Apparently we are interested in Carroll

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/liverpool/9393684/Liverpools-Andy-Carroll-interests-Fulham-Aston-Villa-and-West-Ham-United.html

[OCD]

Ramis reputedly has a release clause that allows him to leave for 6m Euro's so the story about him costing £9m was bollocks from the start.

[Steve67]

It's all gone a little quiet at Villa Park. Hopefully another one to come in this week and a couple to leave too.  I would love to see Andy Carroll at Villa, next to Darren Bent.  We'll have to buy a couple of wingers though to play to his strengths.

[OCD]

I would like to see us playing some good football - not encouraging the Collins' of the world with Carroll as a tempting target to hit.

[villastikz]

I would like to see us playing some good football - not encouraging the Collins' of the world with Carroll as a tempting target to hit.

Carroll would need to be 15 feet tall for 1 of Collins' hoofs up field to get near his head.

[luke25]

I would like to see us playing some good football - not encouraging the Collins' of the world with Carroll as a tempting target to hit.

Exactly, if we had Carroll we'd end up playing exactly like England did and its just not pretty or effective most the time.