Stewart Downing (with added allegations Reply#103)

[Ads]

He is right though, Walcott is not a winger. His delivery is poorer than a one legged paper boy with a bad case of gout.

[Mazrim]

There are different types of wingers. Ones who stay wide and get the ball in and ones who are basically a wide striker. Walcott is the latter and still much better than Aaron Lennon in my opinion.

[Toronto Villa]

Which reminds me of the time I bought Stevie Wonder a cheese grater for his birthday. He said it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

I'm so sad for laughing at that

[Legion]

Downing is like camembert. It's no good for ages, brilliant for five minutes, then it's off

Superb.

[Mazrim]

My mate set me up on a blind date with this girl and warned me that though she was great, she was expecting a baby.

So I felt like a right twat in the pub wearing nothing but a nappy.

[Percy McCarthy]

Quality Maz. I'm in the garden with the cat, having a smoke and giggling.

[Mazrim]

Quality Maz. I'm in the garden with the cat, having a smoke and giggling.

Your cat smokes?

[maidstonevillain]

Quality Maz. I'm in the garden with the cat, having a smoke and giggling.

Your cat smokes?

I hope not. That is worse than feeding it Vindaloo.

[Percy McCarthy]

Quality Maz. I'm in the garden with the cat, having a smoke and giggling.

Your cat smokes?

And giggles. Usually when he smokes.

[Percy McCarthy]

Quality Maz. I'm in the garden with the cat, having a smoke and giggling.

Your cat smokes?

I hope not. That is worse than feeding it Vindaloo.

Yes, but it pays well.

[Rip Van We Go Again]

Incredibly, I read in The Times this morning that Downing hasn't created or scored a goal for Liverpool in the league as yet.

That takes some doing, even one of us lot would probably manage to do it by accident if we were in his position.

[PeterWithe]

There was another piece in the Mail saying that in fact, he has created loads of chances, and Carroll has missed them all.

[SoccerHQ]

Lichaj had Lennon in his pocket today.

[curiousorange]

Lichaj had Lennon in his pocket today.

And who but Yoko Ono could say that?

[dave.woodhall]

Lichaj had Lennon in his pocket today.

And who but Yoko Ono could say that?

Cynthia.