I don't understand why a club produces an item such as a towel. Never have. I am not going to wipe my arse with a Villa towel. Nor would I wipe my shoes on a Villa door mat. In fact, why would anyone unless you support that other club.
My former girlfriend's nan had a "Bum towel" which I unsuspectingly used on my face once*. Had it been a Villa towel I doubt I would have stuck my mush in it.That was in the early Eighties; these days I avoid other people's towels like Roman Polanski avoids flights to the US.
Quote from: Scott Nielsen on August 27, 2021, 10:41:55 AMI don't understand why a club produces an item such as a towel. Never have. I am not going to wipe my arse with a Villa towel. Nor would I wipe my shoes on a Villa door mat. In fact, why would anyone unless you support that other club.My son loves his Villa bedding though. Why not show your support with a Villa beach towel?The items you talk about get dirty and get cleaned, much the same as a replica kit does. Should people not wear Villa pants?
I see what you mean re: mats, but the primary function of a towel is to dry, not to clean. If your bum is dirty when you are applying a towel to it, you aren't bathing properly. Villa towels are fine. No different to any other perfectly normal Villa item which may come into contact with your naked body, such as Villa pants, Villa dressing gown or lifesize Eirik Bakke sex doll.
Quote from: cdbullyweefan on August 27, 2021, 01:52:56 PMI see what you mean re: mats, but the primary function of a towel is to dry, not to clean. If your bum is dirty when you are applying a towel to it, you aren't bathing properly. Villa towels are fine. No different to any other perfectly normal Villa item which may come into contact with your naked body, such as Villa pants, Villa dressing gown or lifesize Eirik Bakke sex doll.Out of curiosity do sex dolls tell you the grass needs cutting or the patio needs weeding ?
Quote from: clash city rocker on August 27, 2021, 02:34:37 PMQuote from: cdbullyweefan on August 27, 2021, 01:52:56 PMI see what you mean re: mats, but the primary function of a towel is to dry, not to clean. If your bum is dirty when you are applying a towel to it, you aren't bathing properly. Villa towels are fine. No different to any other perfectly normal Villa item which may come into contact with your naked body, such as Villa pants, Villa dressing gown or lifesize Eirik Bakke sex doll.Out of curiosity do sex dolls tell you the grass needs cutting or the patio needs weeding ?No, but they flatly refuse to go round the offy to get me more cans.
On a european trip back in the day 3 of us sharing a room, I went into the bathroom to see mate 1 cleaning the bottom of his jeans with mate 2 toothbrushI said , "what the fuck" Mate one said, I got sprayed with donkey shit and are cleaning it off, Shhh Later when everyone else knew (except for mate 2) lots of comments about, somebody's breath stinks like horse shit. Ahh those were the day.
Our Nige puts his foot downhttps://www.theguardian.com/music/2021/sep/20/violinist-nigel-kennedy-cancels-concert-after-classic-fm-stops-hendrix-tribute