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Author Topic: Celebrity Fans. What's The Point?  (Read 174262 times)

Offline Scott Nielsen

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Re: Celebrity Fans. What's The Point?
« Reply #795 on: August 27, 2021, 10:41:55 AM »
I don't understand why a club produces an item such as a towel. Never have. I am not going to wipe my arse with a Villa towel. Nor would I wipe my shoes on a Villa door mat.

In fact, why would anyone unless you support that other club.

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Re: Celebrity Fans. What's The Point?
« Reply #796 on: August 27, 2021, 11:18:11 AM »
My former girlfriend's nan had a "Bum towel" which I unsuspectingly used on my face once*. Had it been a Villa towel I doubt I would have stuck my mush in it.

That was in the early Eighties; these days I avoid other people's towels like Roman Polanski avoids flights to the US.

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Re: Celebrity Fans. What's The Point?
« Reply #797 on: August 27, 2021, 11:25:48 AM »
I don't understand why a club produces an item such as a towel. Never have. I am not going to wipe my arse with a Villa towel. Nor would I wipe my shoes on a Villa door mat.

In fact, why would anyone unless you support that other club.

My son loves his Villa bedding though. Why not show your support with a Villa beach towel?

The items you talk about get dirty and get cleaned, much the same as a replica kit does. Should people not wear Villa pants?

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Re: Celebrity Fans. What's The Point?
« Reply #798 on: August 27, 2021, 12:45:55 PM »
My former girlfriend's nan had a "Bum towel" which I unsuspectingly used on my face once*. Had it been a Villa towel I doubt I would have stuck my mush in it.

That was in the early Eighties; these days I avoid other people's towels like Roman Polanski avoids flights to the US.

Remember on a stag do in Torquay years back, had a three bed room in a b&b and the one mate came out of the bathroom drying his bollocks with my other mates bestest Ralph Lauren face towel, he was apoplectic, I was pissing myself. Served him right for owning such a thing in my book.

Offline Scott Nielsen

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Re: Celebrity Fans. What's The Point?
« Reply #799 on: August 27, 2021, 01:13:16 PM »
I don't understand why a club produces an item such as a towel. Never have. I am not going to wipe my arse with a Villa towel. Nor would I wipe my shoes on a Villa door mat.

In fact, why would anyone unless you support that other club.

My son loves his Villa bedding though. Why not show your support with a Villa beach towel?

The items you talk about get dirty and get cleaned, much the same as a replica kit does. Should people not wear Villa pants?

I'm fine with the bedding. Probably with the beach towel too.

I see no equivalence between wearing a replica kit and a door mat. The latter  doesn't just 'get' dirty - you are actively cleaning you filthy shoes on the name of our club. It just seems an odd thing to do. What I'm saying is that it's something I would relish if I saw a Man Utd door mat for example. Which I have done, in fact. Ha.

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Re: Celebrity Fans. What's The Point?
« Reply #800 on: August 27, 2021, 01:52:56 PM »
I see what you mean re: mats, but the primary function of a towel is to dry, not to clean. If your bum is dirty when you are applying a towel to it, you aren't bathing properly. Villa towels are fine. No different to any other perfectly normal Villa item which may come into contact with your naked body, such as Villa pants, Villa dressing gown or lifesize Eirik Bakke sex doll.

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Re: Celebrity Fans. What's The Point?
« Reply #801 on: August 27, 2021, 02:34:37 PM »
I see what you mean re: mats, but the primary function of a towel is to dry, not to clean. If your bum is dirty when you are applying a towel to it, you aren't bathing properly. Villa towels are fine. No different to any other perfectly normal Villa item which may come into contact with your naked body, such as Villa pants, Villa dressing gown or lifesize Eirik Bakke sex doll.

Out of curiosity do sex dolls tell you the grass needs cutting or the patio needs weeding ?

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Re: Celebrity Fans. What's The Point?
« Reply #802 on: August 27, 2021, 02:43:55 PM »
I see what you mean re: mats, but the primary function of a towel is to dry, not to clean. If your bum is dirty when you are applying a towel to it, you aren't bathing properly. Villa towels are fine. No different to any other perfectly normal Villa item which may come into contact with your naked body, such as Villa pants, Villa dressing gown or lifesize Eirik Bakke sex doll.

Out of curiosity do sex dolls tell you the grass needs cutting or the patio needs weeding ?

No, but they flatly refuse to go round the offy to get me more cans.

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Re: Celebrity Fans. What's The Point?
« Reply #803 on: August 27, 2021, 05:28:00 PM »
I see what you mean re: mats, but the primary function of a towel is to dry, not to clean. If your bum is dirty when you are applying a towel to it, you aren't bathing properly. Villa towels are fine. No different to any other perfectly normal Villa item which may come into contact with your naked body, such as Villa pants, Villa dressing gown or lifesize Eirik Bakke sex doll.

Out of curiosity do sex dolls tell you the grass needs cutting or the patio needs weeding ?

No, but they flatly refuse to go round the offy to get me more cans.

Do they moan? Either when you are, or aren't doing ........?

Offline steamer

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Re: Celebrity Fans. What's The Point?
« Reply #804 on: August 27, 2021, 06:17:47 PM »
On a european trip back in the day 3 of us sharing a room, I went into the bathroom to see mate 1 cleaning the bottom of his jeans with mate 2 toothbrush
I said , "what the fuck" Mate one said, I got sprayed with donkey shit and are cleaning it off, Shhh
Later when everyone else knew (except for mate 2) lots of comments about, somebody's breath stinks like horse shit. Ahh those were the day.

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Re: Celebrity Fans. What's The Point?
« Reply #806 on: September 20, 2021, 12:26:20 PM »
On a european trip back in the day 3 of us sharing a room, I went into the bathroom to see mate 1 cleaning the bottom of his jeans with mate 2 toothbrush
I said , "what the fuck" Mate one said, I got sprayed with donkey shit and are cleaning it off, Shhh
Later when everyone else knew (except for mate 2) lots of comments about, somebody's breath stinks like horse shit. Ahh those were the day.


'kin 'ell... Who needs enemies ?!

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Re: Celebrity Fans. What's The Point?
« Reply #807 on: September 20, 2021, 12:34:21 PM »
On a european trip back in the day 3 of us sharing a room, I went into the bathroom to see mate 1 cleaning the bottom of his jeans with mate 2 toothbrush
I said , "what the fuck" Mate one said, I got sprayed with donkey shit and are cleaning it off, Shhh
Later when everyone else knew (except for mate 2) lots of comments about, somebody's breath stinks like horse shit. Ahh those were the day.

Hilarious...

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Re: Celebrity Fans. What's The Point?
« Reply #808 on: September 20, 2021, 01:45:28 PM »

Offline Clark W Griswold

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Re: Celebrity Fans. What's The Point?
« Reply #809 on: September 20, 2021, 02:30:10 PM »
You have to consider the possibility that he knew exactly what was going on so threw his toothbrush away and proceeded to swill his cock and balls in both of your cornflakes the following morning when you weren't looking.

 


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