Everton v Aston Villa Match Thread

[Colhint]

who's commentating

[taylorsworkrate]

CLARET. BLOODY. SHORTS.

SHIT. FUCKIN. PLAYERS.

[john e]

disagreed with many posters 2 weeks ago who thought our performance against Wolves was Dire and a disgrace.

This is what dire looks like, this is what a football disgrace is

[Risso]

Everton won't have an easier first half all season.  Still, at least we can't be as bad as that second half.

[JJ-AV]

Shite manager, shite football.

[villadelph]

So what would you change at the break?

We don't have many options to positively impact our game. I wish Jenas was available.

[dean saunders left boot]

crap, a total lack of creativity from the middle, and up front too. Really can't see where in our squad any sort of creativity is going to come from either. Another tough season of scrapping

[Mister E]

So what would you change at the break?

1. Keep the ball on the friggin' ground and pass to a bloke wearing the same colours.
2. Look for Bent running the channels.
3. Get in their faces, like Everton have been in ours.

Gabby and N'Zog hav ebeen rubbish. Take one of them off and bring on Albrighton.

[Fergal]

CLARET. BLOODY. SHORTS.

SHIT. FUCKIN. PLAYERS.

Claret shorts are the least of our problems.  See you in a bit chaps.

[citizenDJ]

That's as dire a performance as I've seen since.....well Everton's against Blackburn last week. We're managing to make them look like Man Utd through nothing else than our own complete crapness.

Petrov, Warnock, Delph, N'Zogbia have been hopeless.

[andyh]

from a jittery, jumpy internet feed, I can only come up with opinion that that 1st half was a complete and utter pile of wank.
I do hope Randy is content.

[Gazza1982]

That was bloody awful, only Bannon came out of that with any credibility.It can only get better.....can't it?

[TimTheVillain]

N'Zogbia is dire.  Absolutely hopeless.

Tell me about it, it's a problem.

The whole team are poor though, individually and collectively.

Passing the ball to a colleague seems like a massive challenge, Delph is anon too.

Dreadful - not a shot on goal.

[oldtimernow]

are we listening to Everton streams?

pretty rubbish all the same

[Risso]

So what would you change at the break?

We don't have many options to positively impact our game. I wish Jenas was available.

There are so many players I'd replace, I wouldn't know where to start.