Everton v Aston Villa Match Thread

[TimTheVillain]

'how that was not a yellow card, I will never know'.

Who is this Everton tosser ?

[Malandro]

Dear Mr Lerner,

I will not pay to watch this team.

kind regards,

me

[Fergal]

I cant wait for half time, I can go paint my last door.  Then watch the paint dry.

[eastie]

No creativity whatsoever-AGAIN!

[D.boy]

This is painful. They need a kick up the arse in the break.

[citizenDJ]

'how that was not a yellow card, I will never know'.

Who is this Everton tosser ?

It's Barry Horne, I think....

Biased pundits, however, are far from our most pressing concern today.

[PaulWinch again]

Can't be bothered with this to be honest, we are terrible.

[Risso]

N'Zogbia is dire.  Absolutely hopeless.

[eamonn]

So what would you change at the break?

[Fergal]

What a long hard shit season we have in front of us, I just wish I had not took the piss out of Arsehole getting mullered last week.

[PeterWithesShin]

Thank fuck the only stream that worked for me has now gone offline. I can now go and and watch something else on the internet guaranteed to give me a happy ending.

[The Left Side]

Bannan is the only positive

[TheSandman]

I think with our squad being so short on depth we've suffered for the international week. Petrov and Dunne look a bit laboured after their midweek exertions and both are key players for us.

Looking at the team in midfield and defence we are really suffering for the lack of summer strengthening. We needed a new defensive mid and a lot of us would have looked for a few new defenders.

[Jimbo]

Abject shit. It's the travelling fans I feel sorry for.

[Fergal]

Half time, thank fuck for that