NOT The Generals thread

[gervilla]

General Sir.
What with us being unable to reinvest the AY & SD cash I have devised a brilliant business strategy.
With the cash saved from Osbourne and Salifus' wages from the last month or 2 why not buy Small Heath Alliances ground, i think they were relegated from football a few weeks back.
We can move there, sell Villa Park to some of yer American buddies so that it can be a theme park or something like that.
Bingo. Plenty cash for some new players.
Waddya think ?

[Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air]

General

Will you ever be specific?

Like it.

[Nirog72]

General

Where did white dog poo go?

[Mazrim]

General

Where did white dog poo go?

Liverpool, a couple of weeks ago.

[mazrimsbruv]

General

Have you ever 'followed the Ho Chi Minh Trail'? 

[nuninho]

General. 

Why is grass green and if grass goes yellowy brown because it hasn't rained for a week or so, should you paint it green? 

If so, brush or roller?

[hawkeye]

General you have chosen to ignore so many questions, if you are unable to cope please get Nicola on board

[Louzie0]

NOT the General - easily the best thread in ages

[Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air]

General.
How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man ?

I want a number and road names.

[KevinGage]

General Sir:

Where's me washboard?

Have you seen it?

[Fergal]

General, you have gone very quiet. This must mean one of the following:
1. We are going to sell our best players.
2. We are going to have a managerial change
3. We are going to send our ladies 3rd team out to 'compete' in a cup semifinal.
4. The shit is about to hit the fan about something else
Any truth in the above ?

[Greg N'Ash]

General,

I know you don't like answering questions about team matters but I feel i must raise the following

If the Manager is correct in saying we will have 1 more player coming in this summer, then looking at the squad, why is there still an empty space in the "so bad they're good" position?


Say what you like about MON, but we always had options with MFH, Davies, and Heskey. Even last season when Ivanhoe started to fade and became slightly less embarassing, GH acted quickly and brought in Uncle Bob. Now we're left hoping Heskey will come good or Ireland will fill this role - i'm not hopeful about either frankly

I know the financial restrictions are tight but the one thing i did expect of AM was that we'd have this position filled almost instantly considering his past record in the transfer market. I know the club are putting more faith in bringing the youth through, but there is no sign there is anyone coming through from the kids that is bad enough to fill this essential role.

What are we doing about it General. I really need to know.

[Jimbo]

What about my fucking shirts, your Generalness?

[TheTimVilla]

General

If you had a hammer, what would you do with it in the morning?

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

General,

Now that we have the thinly disguised gentile sponsorship, when can we:
A) expect an all white team and
B) annex the Sudetenland?

Yours

Jackthevillain

PS a seig heil salute wouldnt go amiss for old times sake