NOT The Generals thread

[kippaxvilla2]

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5. Vancouver - REST ASSURED that Randy and the board will leave no stone unturned in their efforts to keep the pies hot. Randy has a tattoo of a Balti pie on his inner thigh, How many Villa supporters can say THAT?


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Now that is a fukin funny answer.

[Mazrim]

Beans or tomato's with a fry-up?

What kind of utter lunatic thinks that these are mutually exclusive in a fry?

I know, right?

[LeeB]

Beans or tomato's with a fry-up?

What kind of utter lunatic thinks that these are mutually exclusive in a fry?

Well that's any sliver of credibility he had gone straight out the window.

[Fergal]

General,

As I'm sure you are aware, a dog owner has the responsibility of picking up their pet's dog shit when going for a walk. So who picks up the Guide Dog's shit?

General -I know the answer-please let me tell him!

Kipeye - you know the site rules, no answering any questions to the General on his behalf. Any more of that and you will be banned and have to go over to Villa Talk!!!

Reminder to all - the only person who is to answer questions on this thread is NOT the General - do I make myself perfectly clear???

Clear as pigs in mud, talking of mud hows the pitch looking?, talking of the pitch will we have any good players left to play on it?, talking of players is the manager happy with selling our best players and only buying a 35 year old goal keeper? talking of goal keepers will the penalty area be muddy? talking of mud will you ever get in the mud with a pig?

[kippaxvilla2]

General if you put lipstick on a pig is it still a pig and would you go down in the dirt to wrestle with it necessarily?

[Rip Van We Go Again]

General krulak here:


1. Doorbell - I have no idea if you are still supposed to practice archery in the UK on Sundays, Is this one of your arcane, zany Limey laws? It's something we haven't discussed at board level but i'm sure it's something we could arrange to have shown on the pitch for half time entertainment. Let me speak to our head of security.

2. gregnash - I fear you have opened up a real can of worms with the beans/tomatoes question fella.
Luckily I can abstain as I eat blueberry waffles in syrup and grits.

3. Morrisseybentybenty - US armed forces cover for every eventuality in desert warfare, we have a 7/11 every few hundred yards.

4. Kippaxvilla2 - You talk about lipstick and pigs as though we just have a magic pot of money in the boardroom that keeps filling up. YES the ultimate aim is to have a pig with glossy lipstick in EVERY stand, but these things DO NOT happen overnight. We understand yours and the supporters frustration with this, BUT YOU KNOW this is a cost issue. Until then we'll be continuing with our eye shadow on an Iguana policy.

[Lucky Eddie]

General - would this thread have been locked long ago if it wasn't one of the mods mates ripping the piss out of you? ;-)

[Merv]

General,

Did the five-year plan go to, er, plan?

And have we officially started a new five-year plan now?

[Legion]

General, Sir, I am still waiting for an answer to my question. Is there a reason why you are ignoring it?

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

General,

I'm a keen fan of snooker and have no greater thrill in life in slotting in the occasional pink, however I do have a yearning for potting the brown. What shall I do?

[Chris Smith]

General,

I'm a keen fan of snooker and have no greater thrill in life in slotting in the occasional pink, however I do have a yearning for potting the brown. What shall I do?

Not sure what the Gen would do but my advice would be to pot the reds then, skrew back
for the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black.

[Greg N'Ash]

Beans or tomato's with a fry-up?

What kind of utter lunatic thinks that these are mutually exclusive in a fry?

Philistine.

[Fergal]

General Von Bentfletch why have you not answered my question?

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

General

When you play Stratego, do you look at the number 2 piece and think to yourself, "that's me, that is"?

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

General

Will you ever be specific?