Young completes Man Utd move

[pauliewalnuts]

I don't blame Ashley for going. I'd have done the same, to be honest. I don't wish him any ill for moving on.

I don't want him to succeed, though. Once he leaves here, he's just any other player in the league.

[Nirog72]

Paulie, good point. I too am a pistol packing, gym bashing, alpha male but I have the kids this weekend so am at home.

[Toronto Villa]

Please grow up and stop talking such silly nonsense.

The irony of you, Mr "I've got a Glock under my bed and I only do 8 out of tens" telling anyone to grow up is staggering.

Please stop nit-picking at my posts.

You didn't have a problem with all my post but you just had to pick out a little bit just for the sake of it.

If you've got a personal problem with me, drop me a PM, please don't try and disrupt this thread. Thanks.

I don't have a personal problem with you, I'm just pointing out the sheer irony of the above.

You obviously do, don't hide it brah.

Grow up? Says the man who's probably in his late-forties having nearly 25,000 posts on a internet forum.

Glock 19 and not afraid to use it - check
Works out 5 days a week in gym - check
Still young and not even in his prime - check
Is charming with the ladies - check

Alpha? Check

You started this, remember.

fucking sweet. So glad we're back on your manliness. Ok,ok, I want to play this.

Has a massive inferiority complex so has to keep making stuff up about himself on an internet message board - check

[dave.woodhall]

Time for bed already?

[Nirog72]

Only when Movies for men has properly finished

[Monty]

Hm, this thread's becoming a bit Top Gun. Maybe a bit more on topic is needed now we've established who the leader of the pack is.

I can't say I don't want Ash to do well for England, not least because he's a sort of player England's needed for maybe a decade now. I do feel like he's kind of earned it, and certainly his defection to United is less annoying than Milner and Barry going to City because we're far further away from United now than we were from City at those times (you might say that being as far from City as we are now vindicates Milner and Barry, but some part of that is surely down to their departures, especially Milner). In short, g'luck Ash, go and win a World Cup.

[KevinGage]

Glock 19 and not afraid to use it - check

Is that an updated version of a fuzzbox?

It's his pet name for his mom's strap on.

You still benching 300lbs Situ?
Keep eating that alphabeti spaghetti, playa.

[Dave Cooper please]

[Glock 19 and not afraid to use it - check
Works out 5 days a week in gym - check
Still young and not even in his prime - check
Is charming with the ladies - check

Wouldn't know which end of a gun to point at the baddie but has read a couple of Andy McNabb novels - check
Reads Men's Fitness magazine but stopped going to the gym after getting aroused by the sweaty, muscled blokes - check
Still not old enough to grow more than a wispy bit of arse fluff on his chin - check
Is still a virgin (remember, your dog doesn't count) - check

I love the internet, you can be whatever you want to be!

[Louzie0]

Is Steven Seagal - check


ooh...   I hope so...  in that chammy leather jacket with fringes and beads fighting for the miners in south virginia...when the bomb goes off and the church catches fire.  He's my hero.  He can come around and repair my front porch anytime.

[QBVILLA]

But that's where the brilliance of Ferguson shines through though isn't it Redman,building from a position of strength? It takes a lot of bottle to flog Ince who at the time was around 27 and one of England's best midfielders and replace him with a youth team product.Also have to disagree with you when you say that Cantona was the best player in the league when man U signed him.I believe he'd only played something like 13 games for Leeds when Utd signed him and wasn't evena  first team regular.I might have a bit of fuzzy memory here but as i remember the Leeds side that had just won the title had done it with a front two of Chapman and Wallace with Cantona coming in at the end of the season and making mainly sub appearances.

Fergie isn't brilliant. He's simply been a solid cheque book manager reaping the rewards that should follow from his  financial advantages .

If he was the managerial genius that some suggest he is, he would have had a plan to deal with Barcelona, yet all he could do was sit there shaking like a drunk on a park bench.

Well that's one way to sum up the most successful manager in British football.Don't get me wrong I don't like the bloke and I hate Man Utd more than any other club but to dismiss him as a solid cheque book manager? Strewth.As for the Barcelona game I put that down to the fact they've got the best team in the world.Nowt scientific, just brilliance.

[olaftab]

Please grow up and stop talking such silly nonsense.

Oh OK  i will do that ...now that you have told me!
I am sorry for being out of line here as I should realise the Mr Young is the greatest player ever and far far too good for us. We were so lucky that he stopped here on his way to greatness and now of course he is, where he belongs, at the greatest  most wonderful football club in the Universe and yes I  forgot that it is a dream of every boy who ever kicked a ball to play for that mother of all football clubs.
Sorry for my mis-understanding previously but now I am fully aligned!

[Iago]

I was directed to the Manchester United web site and some of the things of that page made me feel very sick.

Here are two of them - "Just because he was playing for Aston Villa doesn’t mean it’s not a big signing. Great player to have.” - Their arrogance is irritating.

And this is the other - "Welcome to the Theatre of Dreams, the holy citadel of pure football. I think we have signed a great player who will become a legend at Old Trafford. Welcome, Ashley Young: your life starts here. A word of advice... the first thing you will need is a large cabinet to put your medals in." - I hope they fail big next year.

[pablopicasso_10]

were those comments from chris in devon and patrick from ireland?

[Monty]

I was directed to the Manchester United web site and some of the things of that page made me feel very sick.

Here are two of them - "Just because he was playing for Aston Villa doesn’t mean it’s not a big signing. Great player to have.” - Their arrogance is irritating.

And this is the other - "Welcome to the Theatre of Dreams, the holy citadel of pure football. I think we have signed a great player who will become a legend at Old Trafford. Welcome, Ashley Young: your life starts here. A word of advice... the first thing you will need is a large cabinet to put your medals in." - I hope they fail big next year.

I think I'll just go and watch the Champions' League final on repeat until I've calmed down.

[JUAN PABLO]

were those comments from chris in devon and patrick from ireland?

No Raj from Croydon .